When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

In fact, during the 3 minutes when Shen Hang raced to kill the [Messenger of Justice], the gangsters in the gang were discussing about going to the [Desert Eagle] dungeon.In view of the weirdness of this game, after completing the main quests, I have completed the dungeons one by one hundreds of times, and it is not an exaggeration to describe the experience points required after level 95 as "vast and vast", sometimes it is not necessarily a month or two It can be upgraded to a level, so this is the only copy that no one "normally" clears the level, which is extraordinarily attractive.

Because of the strong prestige established by Lan Qing during the previous leveling, everyone trusted [I Love Shemale], and unanimously asked "Ai Ge" to take them to brush the cheating dungeon called "The Fighter Among the Perverts".

result--

After the "brother love" they admired ended the long silence, he ran rampant in the gang like a lunatic for about 1 minute, remained absolutely still for about 1 minute, and then disappeared with a "whoosh".

then--

Those in the gang who have nothing to do and repair equipment slowly, looking up at the sky sadly at a 45-degree angle, or wandering around like ghosts, are scrambling to use the transmission shaft to "swish" and send them to the copy.

and so--

As soon as Sai Shangying said "Madam, you are hurt", the gang channel and the secret language channel fell silent for an instant.A substance called "Unlimited Poor Father" passed through the minds of everyone sitting in front of the computer, converging into a torrent called "Grass Mud Horse", which was sent out through the keyboard after a moment of petrification.

【Guild】

[Bored to the point of spinning]: Oh shit! 69 When did you become Mrs. Yazhai?

[Chun Mian Bujuexiao]: Hehe~ Is this just a basic online game?Although 69 looks a bit "that", but I am also the "that" with the eagle on it, hehe~ you guys understand.

[Bored to circle]: The "lady" stuffed with an eagle is running all over the place, but have you ever seen him call someone "Madame"?

[Chacha]: [shaking head]

[Chun Mian Unaware of Dawn]: [shakes head]

[Forever Lost My Love]: Lan Canglang last time

[I am a big big bird]: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Bored to circle]: [Black line]

[Forever Lost My Love]: Appeared in Novice Village

[Chacha]: The invisible gang leader has appeared!catch!

[Forever Lost My Love]: 69 Let me report the coordinates

[I'm a big big bird]: o(╯□╰)o What exactly are you going to say, boss?TAT without such a big breath

[Please call it in the next 69 formula]: Dear, the boss of the gang is good or bad, tricking people into the desert, making them look like a lively scene.Seek justice! 【Poor face】

[Bored to circle]: What happened to me? !

Du Lizhi's goose bumps crackled all over the floor.If he hadn't heard this guy's voice with his own ears, he would definitely have thought it was a girl of first grade or second grade.Thinking of this guy using a magnetic man's voice delicately to "other people" long and "other people" short, Du Lizhi was so disgusted that he couldn't help himself.

【secret language】

[Messenger of Justice]: Can you speak normally?

[Please call it in the next 69 formula]: I'm short and oily, I'm used to it, how can I change it all at once?

[Messenger of Justice]: ...

[I Love Shemale] just got up from the ground and just said: "Let me explain for him..." Then he was killed by the eagle again.

Intrigued by the half-hidden truth of the pipa, and the people who are speechless because of the game settings:  …

【Guild】

[Forever Lost My Love]: In the end, I only reported half of it.

[I'm a big big big bird]: 69!Tell the truth!Otherwise, I will kill you and then commit suicide!

[Chun Mian Bujuexiao]: There is *feeling, hehe~

[Please call in the next 69 formula]: Dear, I’m so scared~

[Forever Lost My Love]:...

[Bored to circle]: ...

……

In the end, 69 himself narrated the matter in a very embarrassing tone, that is, the last time Lan Canglang appeared and he didn't know where Xinshou Village was (in fact, he was pretending to be stupid), panting [Forever Lost] I love] reported half of the coordinates, and he went there without waiting for anyone to finish talking (in fact, he was curious about where the coordinates are =_=), but he accidentally encountered the Asaihan desert monsoon and was stuffed The eagle was robbed.The development of the plot here is still normal, but because Mr. 69 was eager to watch the excitement and insisted on leaving, he was stopped by the eagle and threw a god-blocking god-killing god-blocking-killing Buddha. In the entire copy, there were only two or three superb hidden weapons. "Bang Tianlei" went out, and ended up putting the NPC on the eagle for a second (=_=).

Mr. 69 had already gone a long way, but when he looked back, he saw that Sai Shangying was lying there pitifully, and a group of his subordinates were crying and crying. ,result--

When Sai Shangying woke up, he held him tenderly in his arms, fed him a resurrection pill, and said: "The ancients said: Love doesn't know where it starts, but it goes deep. The living can die, and the dead can live. My seat I have been looking for a love that transcends life and death. After waiting for many years, I finally found it. Ma'am, life and death are in harmony with each other, and I will talk to Zicheng; hold my hand, and grow old together with Zicheng. Would you like to have a three-year marriage with Zicheng? Agree The world is so big, no one dares to hurt you; if you don't agree, I will tie you up until the day you agree." After speaking, he squinted his eyes and smiled charmingly: "This seat has always been very patient, especially with you."

Lin Miao: ...

This is simply a naked threat! NPCs don't carry such forceful weapons!

[System Prompt]: "You can choose whether to agree or not. 1. Agree; 2. Reject."

Why is there no 3?I want to give up! ! !

The Taobao owner, who was extremely nervous, trembled when he heard the prompt from Wangwang, and clicked on "Yes". At that moment, Lin Miao's expression vividly explained what "囧" is.

Since then, a title that no one can see appeared in the character attribute panel of [Please call it in the next 69 formula]—Cai Shangying's original wife.

Please refer to the above for the result of mother-in-law being too nosy and too soft-hearted; please refer to the above for what it feels like to make a mistake and become eternal hatred. =_=

When everyone was overwhelmed by this cheating plot, Sai Shangying took [Please call the next 69 formula] into his arms: "Would you like to trouble my wife?"

【Guild】

[I'm a big big big bird]: ... What's going on?Hide the plot? o(╯□╰)o

[Chacha]: Maybe...

[Chun Mian Bujuexiao]: Everything is possible...hehe~

……

Shushang Ying's slender and sharp eyes narrowed slightly: "Nobody said anything... just admitting it?"

Everyone: ...We didn't give us a chance to speak at all!

Then everyone received a system notification—[System]: "[Desert Eagle] The ultimate battle is about to start, please get ready!" So a group of Chi Yu, who was watching the excitement, was forced into the center of the battlefield in this way. They are about to be chopped up or roasted into jerky. =_=

As one of the ultimate big bosses of Dajing Menghualu, the thick defense of eagle blood has reached an unimaginable level, not to mention that this is a tyrannical NPC with the additional attribute [In Rage], and ordinary attacks are against him. It has no effect at all, and advanced spells can only wipe off a little blood, but the opponent's shot is instantly full.

What?Why do you say there are people other than "Madame" standing?That's because the BOSS hasn't used group attack skills yet. =_=

As for why the group attack skills were not used?Is it because the range of group attack skills is too large and he is afraid of hurting his dear wife?

This series of processes is a long story, but in fact it only takes a few minutes.Yang Aodong just went to pour a glass of lemonade, and when he came back, he found that his screen had turned gray, and the body of the graceful [I am a ladyboy] in a skirt had already been lying on the ground.Lying next to him at his feet was the smiling young man who always held a folding fan—【I love shemale】.

【secret language】

[I'm a ladyboy]: I just left for a while, what's the situation?

Shen Hang wrote "We were both killed by TAT" in the input box, but after thinking about it, he deleted it, and re-typed a serious sentence: "Enabled the ultimate PK of the dungeon, stuffed the eagle and killed us in seconds .”

Shen Hang's face was covered with blood and he thought while typing, how can I kill me? This is the third time I've been instantly killed by an NPC TAT tonight

But that's just the beginning. =_=

【secret language】

[I'm a shemale]: Did you promise me to clean up?

[I love ladyboys]: I'm already dead.

[I am a ladyboy]: (⊙o⊙) Oh, Mr. Shen is so poor that he has no money to buy resurrection medicine?Do I need funding?

[I love ladyboys]: ... Yes.

Therefore, everyone was lucky to see this weird scene.No matter how other people attack, [I am a shemale] lay unshakably on the ground with his dead body, [I love a shemale] kept repeating that he was resurrected—killed by the stuffed eagle—resurrected by himself—killed by the stuffed eagle... the process of.You ask why the stuffed eagle always targets him and hits him alone?That is of course because he has the highest hatred value.At that time, the trio successfully escaped marriage, [Forever Lost My Love] was still trapped in the copy of the Imperial Guard, [I am a shemale] lay quietly on the ground, motionless as a mountain, who would you beat if you didn’t hit him?

And 【Messenger of Justice】 follows the periodic pattern of being killed by 【I Love Shemale】repeatedly being killed by 【I Love Shemale】——rescued by 【I Love Shemale】—killed by 【I Love Shemale】 ……the process of.

What?You ask [Messenger of Justice] why didn't he resist?That's because Mr. Du Lizhi suddenly received a call from the editor-in-chief, and immediately turned his attention to the balcony to chat about work, not in front of the computer at all. =_=

What?You said it is unscientific for Mr. 69 to stand idly by?That's because he received another [system prompt] at the beginning of the ultimate PK: "Dear [please call in the next 69 formula], you have entered the "NPC protection" state mode [-]. During this period, you cannot move or attack Other players and NPCs."

Lin Miao: ...What's the difference between this and being killed?

The author has something to say: The author kneels down to everyone for being a piece of trash with no plot at all.

A task of [-] a week, let me be dropped by an NPC in seconds——

Dear, give me energy, if you have energy, decide whether you can complete the task this week, whether you can complete the task, and decide whether it will be updated in the future.

The scumbag author continued to squat in the small dark room and went to TAT