When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

In order to take Yang Aodong to the hospital for a physical examination, Shen Hang almost tried his best, begging, begging, begging, coercing and luring him with all kinds of tricks, he couldn't even enter the house.The mild-tempered doctor friend called and sprayed a series of "grass mud horses" after being rejected by him N times, Shen Hang could only silently cover his injured ear, and after the other party finished scolding, he said: "This afternoon, help me arrange an examination, Please. I only accept YESorOK, thank you!"

other side:"……"

In the end, Shen Hang had no choice but to ask Lan Qing to arrange a car, and asked a few people to tell him to watch Yang Aodong's gestures and actions when he went out. If you break a hair you'll be fired blablabla~

Lan Qing's ears were almost callused, and when Shen Hang finished talking, he said slowly: "Mr. Shen, your behavior has a very professional name called kidnapping. Are you sure you want to kidnap your sweetheart?"

"..." Shen Hang said with a bitter face, "What can I do? You don't know that someone like him who stays at home all day and does not exercise in front of the computer is the most likely to die suddenly. I read the news a few days ago which university is studying for a Ph.D. He died sitting in front of the computer for several days before he was discovered... Bah, bah, bah! His stomach doesn't seem to be very good, and his diet is a little bit like that, so I can rest assured after going for a checkup."

Lan Qing: "Mr. Shen, I feel that since you fell in love, you have become more and more..."

"handsome?"

"No, more and more like a girl."

Shen Hang: ...

The kidnapping plan was carried out as scheduled, but at the end of the day, those tall and burly security guards thought about the equal relationship between "hair" and "fired squid" that Mr. Shen had repeatedly warned, and surrounded Yang Aodong in a daze, but did not dare to do anything. .

Yang Aodong put his hands in his pockets, raised his eyelids: "What's the matter?"

"Mr. Yang, please...follow...follow us." A security guard swallowed and stammered in an extremely gentle voice.

The corner of Yang Aodong's lips twitched: "Shen Hang! Come out!"

Shen Hang, who was hiding in the driver's seat, bit the bullet and got out of the car, and tried his best to give him a very decent and suave smile: "Hi~ What a coincidence! We meet again!"

Lan Qing, who was hiding in the car, shed tears for his family's embarrassing president, and then gave a bad review in her heart!

The corner of Yang Aodong's mouth twitched twice: "Shen Hang, what do you want to do?"

Shen Hang smiled and said: "Passing by, let's stop by to see you." After speaking, he sternly said to the big men in black who looked like lions and sheep, "What do you want to do?"

The security guards looked at him: ...

Yang Aodong couldn't stand it anymore, went up and grabbed a big man by the neckline, pulled a brooch-shaped thing from it, and threw it on Shen Hang's face.

Shen Hang awkwardly picked up the "brooch" that fell to the ground using his handsome face as a springboard. The unique "brooch" was engraved with a line of red letters the size of a grain of rice: "Feixiang Film and Television Co., Ltd."

Shen Hang: ... Who designed the name badge so perverted, the characters on it are so small, who can see clearly who else even brought this thing to kidnap? !

The unlucky security guard who received Shen Hang's brainwaves lowered his head and complained silently: Mr. Shen, I thought you were Ming Qiang, so you wanted to play Hero Save the Beauty, so let me tell you earlier, besides, if you successfully "invite" people into the car, don't you have to see them sitting in the driver's seat? You, how are you going to explain it at that time?

Yang Aodong sneered: "Go on pretending? Aren't you really good at pretending?"

Shen Hang was so embarrassed that he hugged Yang Aodong when his head became hot: "What's wrong with me pretending? What's wrong with me being a hooligan? Let's go! Go to the hospital with me!"

It didn't matter if Shen Hang hugged him, Yang Aodong's stomach twitched after eating, and suddenly he felt so nauseous that he couldn't control himself, "Wow", he vomited all over Shen Hang.

Shen Hang was really in a hurry at the moment, and he didn't care about the filth all over his body, so he rushed to the car with Yang Aodong in his arms.Pushed Lan Qing out of the back seat: "Hurry up! Drive! Go to the hospital! Go to the emergency department!" After speaking, he wiped the corners of Yang Aodong's mouth with a tissue and urged Lan Qing to hurry up.

In the past few days, Yang Aodong's morning sickness has become more and more serious. If he is not careful, he will vomit until he is dizzy, and he almost has to re-eat at least once three times a day.So he knew that he was fine at all, and he felt comfortable after vomiting.

The fetus in the belly is only two months old, not much bigger than a bean sprouts, so fucking good at it!Every time Yang Aodong thought about waiting for that thing to grow up and move around in his stomach like a rubber ball, he would feel shuddering.

To be honest, I admire his little father for this. A big man has survived a big belly once, and he still has the courage to conceive a second one.

Yang Aodong groaned again, straightened up from Shen Hang's arms, took off the filthy down jacket and threw it aside: "Lan Qing, turn around!"

Shen Hang: "Lan Qing, keep driving!"

"Turn around!"

"Keep going!"

……

Lan Qing, who is not human inside and out, simply parked the car on the side of the road: "You guys argue slowly, and I will drive again when you reach an agreement."

Yang Aodong unlocked the safety lock and kicked the car door, and was about to go down. Shen Hang didn't stop him, so he quickly got out of the car and chased after him: "Yang Aodong!"

Yang Aodong turned his head and narrowed his eyes: "Huh?"

As soon as Shen Hang's usual domineering was revealed, he was successfully suppressed by Yang Aodong with the word "um": "Yang Yang, get in the car, let's not go to the hospital, I will take you home." Yang Aodong just wore thin wool He was definitely going to suffer from frostbite when he walked back, and Yang Aodong seemed to be in good spirits, so it should be fine for the time being.

The first round of the hospital physical examination battle between Shen Hang VS Yang Aodong ended with Shen Hang's complete defeat.

But——to be a good attacker, you must have the spirit of perseverance and never get discouraged; After doing a night of mental training, Shen Hang started a new day with high spirits and two dark circles under his eyes.

Half a month later, Yang Aodong finally couldn't bear the trouble, and followed Shen Hang to the hospital for a "routine" physical examination without blood draw and chest X-ray. The prescription was exactly the same as last time——Jianwei Xiaoshi Tablets, oh, yes, there was also a child who acted as a sugar-chewed lactase. =_=

Yang Aodong: "Satisfied?"

Shen Hang nodded: "Yes."

Yang Aodong: "If you are satisfied, get out!"

Shen Hang smiled: "Yang Yang, it's not good to be so violent. You should say: Please leave mellowly when you are satisfied (^o^)/~"

Yang Aodong: ...

***

Shen Hang's movie was being prepared step by step, and all the time except work was spent on Yang Aodong.Yang Aodong signed the contract with Yang Xuhe's ID card, saved manuscripts, updated them, and responded to readers' comments every day, and gradually found the feeling of struggle at the beginning.The rest of the time is spent on games except for going out to buy something from time to time.

Almost every time he went online, Shen Hang would jump out immediately.But I never said anything excessive, and every time I went to brush dungeons with a bunch of weirdos in the group, almost every time I brushed, there would be some moths.

In fact, after playing online games for a long time, it is really not for experience and leveling up, but for the relaxed and unscrupulous gags, bickering and fighting with a group of people, but the feeling of happiness.

Yang Aodong also gradually did not regard this as a task, but found pleasure in it.

Oh, you ask Feng Zizhen?He is used to being the invisible gang leader every day and just chatting with that guy who is a wonderful gang member. As for [Forever Lost My Love] himself... he is still trapped in the copy of the Imperial Guard. (^o^)/~

One day half a month later, Yang Aodong accidentally opened the QQ of the great god "Proud Winter", which he hadn't logged in for a long time. The lower right corner crackled and flashed randomly, and then a dialog box jumped out through many obstacles.

[I don't want to die]: Aoda, you finally got rough TAT

[I don't want to die]: I thought you quit the web literature world and never came back!

[I don't want to die]: Damn it, when did you become so patient?This unscientific!

[World-defying winter]:?

[I don't want to die]: I said reply to the comment!Really patient, tsk tsk, this principle is clear, neither humble nor overbearing, well-founded, recruit, are you a lawyer in reality?The one who wears black-rimmed glasses, is serious and cold-blooded and cool?

[World-defying winter]: ...

Yang Aodong thought you read too many novels, right?But... [I don't want to die] What the hell are you talking about?It's good that he started replying to comments now, but he was sure that no one other than his little dad knew about it, and even if the reply was a few simple sentences, how could it be so exaggerated?

[I don't want to die]: Damn, did you write this? !So mature and so atmospheric orz

[World-defying winter]:?

[I don’t want to die]: I’m talking about your writing, no matter how painful it is for two or three months, I won’t bring it up... This is a web text, this is a web text, this is a web text——you want to write reportage Impact the next Nobel Prize in Literature?You are the rhythm of revenge society TAT

[World-defying winter]: ...

[I don't want to die] A link came over, and Yang Aodong opened it: ...

His "Piece of the Commander: The Peerless God" that he had been frozen for three months has started to be updated again! ! !And it's a rhythm of [-]+ daily updates! ! !Yang Aodong glanced at the earliest date, it has been less than half a month, he clicked in and took a look:  …

There is an eye-catching author on the front with something to say, four large characters in the center of the page [tell the reader], and another line at the bottom to write - "Dear readers:" and another line with two characters indented at the first line: "Hello!"

Needless to say, it’s just as serious as it is, as serious as it is, as stereotyped as it is. It probably means that when I come back, I will update it to live up to the love of the readers, as well as the love of the motherland and the people balabla~

The inscription is still on the right, and there is even a date underneath! ! !I don't know if I have to be cute and roll around begging for support when writing web articles!Although he had never bothered to be cute before, he had never used such a serious tone, he could pass the civil service exam!

It's even more horrible when you pull it down. His superb Gu Dansheng, which is full of cuteness and no shortage of words, has been written into a historical drama!As for the salted eggs, the boys'love novels that were originally warm, loving and full of affection are simply modern gay reportage!There is a rhythm of PK with Master Li Yinhe!

Yang Aodong, who has been tossed about by the piece of meat in his belly recently, has been very restless, and now he is really going crazy.

[Proud World Cold Winter] This account carries his youth, his struggle history, his painstaking efforts and full of love for so many years, even if this account is tossed and scrapped, it is still a good memory that he wants to seal up.so--

He would rather the number die like this, and he doesn't want others to "spoil" it.

Even if this waste... seems to be with good intentions?

The author has something to say: baa ha ha ha ha the first post in my life orz scum snail will definitely be happy and sad TAT light the wax for me, dears =_=