When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

【secret language】

[I love ladyboys]; polite O(∩_∩)O~

In Yang Aodong's point of view, this kind of secret teasing method is okay once in a while, but if it is used too much, it is not only boring but also troublesome.The whole person needs to be dealt with openly and aboveboard, so that the other party can fully feel your naked malice.

So now that the capital of Du Li knows, this small game can also be gameover.

But the game between him and Shen Hang has just begun.

Are you kidding me in the game?Want to chase me?The fox pretends to be the tiger's prestige, and the yang acts the yin, right?Yang Aodong is suddenly full of interest in everything that can make Shen Hang feel embarrassed. =_=

Yang Aodong's lips curled into a faint smile, and he copied the conversation that Du Lizhi sent to him in the message box, and sent it to Shen Hang.The other side was silent for a long time as expected.

Sitting in front of the computer, Shen Hang only felt his hands and feet were cold, and he had a deep understanding of what it means to "do nothing wrong but not to live", and what it means to "do not die, you will not die".President Shen Da, who has been in and out of the entertainment circle with iron teeth and copper teeth, is almost invincible, his hands on the keyboard are shaking at the moment, for fear that if he says something wrong, Yang Aodong will never have any contact with him for the rest of his life.

Shen Hang knew that others might not be able to do this kind of thing, but Yang Aodong would definitely be able to do it.

He knows Yang Aodong's temperament, he looks like he refuses people thousands of miles away, but his heart is not as cold as his appearance, but he is more defensive towards people, but as long as he really walks into his heart, he will use his way to you.But Yang Aodong's determination is particularly firm, once he decides on one thing, nine bulls can't pull it back.

These were all Shen Hang figured out by himself after he understood his own intentions, read the stories written by him, and slowly recalled the details of getting along with him.

So Shen Hang was very afraid that Yang Aodong would really put him on the "blacklist".

【secret language】

[I am a shemale]: Who is your wife?

[I am a shemale]: Say!

[I love ladyboys]: Onions.

Shen Hang wrote, deleted, deleted, and written in the input box, hesitated for a long time but did not dare to send it, but as soon as Yang Aodong's imposing "Shuo" jumped out, Shen Hang's mind automatically appeared Yang Aodong staring at him coldly , thin lips parted slightly, and spit out the icy word: "Say!"

Look, the word with a long heart on it is the result of his head cramping due to fright. o(╯□╰)oShen Hang stared at that word, he felt that grass must have grown in his head.At that moment, he wished he could kill himself, wished he could grab the ground with his head... So, when he came back to his senses, he found himself hitting the keyboard with his handsome and sharp face! =_=

The moment the word "long grass on my heart" jumped out, Yang Aodong, who was slowly sipping lemonade, sprayed the screen with a "poof".Shen Hang is such a good-looking person who likes to pretend, if he opens the red hijab at the wedding night in the bridal chamber, he finds a juicy green onion underneath...

A YY master with an overdeveloped imagination was completely entertained by the pictures made up by his own brain.

Before the screen was wiped clean, Yang Aodong saw another message pop up from the [Secret Words] channel——

【secret language】

[I love ladyboys]: Engine IIIIIIIII is empty

Yang Aodong: ...

【secret language】

[I am a shemale]:?

[I'm a shemale]: Kissing the keyboard with your mouth?

[I love ladyboys]: No, I'm banging my face on the keyboard o(╯□╰)o

[I am a shemale]: ...

Yang Aodong was very glad that he was not drinking water.He felt that even though this Shen Hang was a complete mess, it would be nice to have fun with him.

Now that Shen Hang's mind was finally able to turn around half a circle, he felt that Yang Aodong's personality would not get angry because of such trivial things, not to mention that in Yang Aodong's heart, Shen Hang was nothing at all, and Yang Aodong probably didn't bother at all. get angry with him.And judging from the tone of his speech, he didn't look angry either.

In this case, it is better to admit it than to deny it.Anyway, the rascal's face has been exposed, so it's better to earn the impression of being a gentleman and being open-minded.

【secret language】

[I love ladyboys]: Yang Yang, I will marry you all my life, and I am telling the truth.Love is selfishness, I know that Du Li has a crush on you.Anyone who has plans for you, I'll see and blast them one by one!

[I am a shemale]: Oh?What do you mean?I am an onion?

Shen Hang: ...

[I love ladyboys]: TAT I am an onion, I am an onion, right?

[I am a ladyboy]: Just because you are an onion, you hope your other half is also an onion?

[I love ladyboys]: ...

Shen Hang himself didn't understand, how many turmoil in the entertainment industry has passed in these years, and he has never suffered a disadvantage from the strife at the negotiating table, why is he always crushed to death by Yang Aodong?

It's probably because one thing and one thing are inherently incompatible with each other.If you put it in the food chain, he is a lion Yang Aodong is a bacterium, no matter how powerful you are, the king of beasts will be decomposed and returned to the soil-stop!

——Since reading a large number of Yang Aodong's novels, Shen Hang's way of thinking often goes astray.

Yang Aodong glanced at the wall clock, the hour hand was pointing to eleven o'clock.

【secret language】

[I'm a ladyboy]: Cheng, go find your green onions.I got off.

[I love ladyboys]: ...

[I love ladyboys]: The matter of whitewashing Du Lizhi...

[I'm a shemale]: No.

[I love ladyboys]: 嗻=_=

Only now did Yang Aodong realize that the [Messenger of Justice] who was at the side had disappeared at some point.Shrugging his shoulders, he clicked the [Log Offline] button.

After closing the game, I clicked into YY Literature Network again, glanced at the comments, and replied to two important ones.Once again, Yang Aodong felt that the arrogance of a young man had been worn away a lot, and now he calmed down, and felt that communicating with readers was not bad.

Only then did I see a small envelope jumping and jumping in the backstage, Yang Aodong clicked on it: ...

It was a contract signing post from [Little Rabbit Party]: "Dear author, hello (^o^)/~ I am the editor of YY Literature Network [Little Rabbit Party]. Are you interested in signing a contract with YY Literature Network? , so that more readers can see your novel? Please add QQ (XXXXX) to chat.”

Yang Aodong suddenly felt competitive, and after thinking about it, he called his little father: "Dad!"

"..." There was silence on the other side of the phone for two seconds, "Tell me, what trouble did you get into again? Did you put another 3000 words of national abuse in the VIP chapter? Scolding readers with readers got hung up on the wall? Or did you come here for dinner when you ran out of money? Or if you accidentally make friends... Ah Dongdong, you won't really..."

"..." Yang Aodong was speechless, "Dad!"

"Well. I'm listening."

"I just want to borrow your ID card."

Yang Xuhe: ...

"I applied for a new pseudonym, and I want to re-sign with YY Literature Network. Do it again. So I borrow your ID card."

Yang Xuhe: "Oh."

Yang Aodong: "Oh, what do you mean?"

Yang Xuhe: "...Life seems a bit boring."

Yang Aodong was speechless when he heard Xiao Jin's loud voice from the other end of the phone: "Doing and making love won't be boring anymore baby, let's post after dinner?"

Yang Xuhe: ...

Yang Aodong: "... Proper exercise is good, so I won't bother you."

Although he knew that his son could not be seen, Yang Xuhe blushed, hung up the phone in a hasty answer, picked up the pillow and threw it at Jin Yuan.At this moment, Jin Yuan was cooking with the kitchen, subconsciously dodged, the pillow drew a graceful arc in the air, and fell into the newly heated oil pan with a prick.

Yang Xuhe: "Ahhh——my pillow—"

Jin Yuan: "...Good boy, I'll buy you another one later."

Yang Xuhe: "Buy hair? It's not going to cost me. When your son is born, which one will not cost money for milk powder, diapers, small clothes, educational toys, nursery, kindergarten, preschool, elementary school, junior high school, high school?"

Jin Yuan: "..."

Ever since she was pregnant with a baby, the soft and cute little sheep shed its sheepskin and turned into a little gray wolf, so Jin Yuan, a big dog, can only bow his head and be obedient.

***

The days passed slowly like this, Shen Hang's once-a-day phone harassment was blacklisted by Yang Aodong, and changed to twice a day morning and evening Dingxing SMS harassment.For the keys of his own house, Shen Hang simply ordered hundreds of them, and gave them away in various ways every day.In the end, Yang Aodong was able to sell it by weight at the waste collection station.

—Of course, this is all for later.

When Shen Hang called in the afternoon of the next day, Yang Aodong was scribbling on the keyboard, when the phone rang, he shut it off without even looking at it.During this period, Calvin spent half an hour looking for information and 20 minutes, and it was already dark by the time a chapter was finished.

Yang Aodong stretched his waist and got up to move his hands and feet, went to the kitchen and poured a glass of lemonade, drank it, swayed around before remembering the mobile phone he had left on the table.Dozens of incoming call reminders will pop up as soon as the phone is turned on, all with one TM number.

Yang Aodong was thinking who is this crazy, when the bell rang happily.

"Hey?"

"Yang Yang, I've been waiting downstairs for 3 hours, 25 minutes and 43 seconds. TAT is frozen like a snowman. I just put it in the refrigerator without the compressor turning on."

Yang Aodong frowned slightly: "...Shen Hang?"

Shen Hang gave an extremely aggrieved "Hmm", and heard Yang Aodong on the opposite side say flatly: "Fortunately, the refrigerator you bought that day is big enough to hold you."

Shen Hang: ...

Yang Aodong: "What's the matter?"

Shen Hang exited with the word "No" and turned quickly, and it turned into—"Well, I have something to do." Hearing that there was an intention to hang up the phone, Shen Hang hurriedly explained his purpose.He saw Yang Aodong eat so much yesterday, and remembering Yang Aodong's visit to the hospital, he was a little worried about Yang Aodong's health.This time I actually came back to take Yang Aodong to have a physical examination, but... I waited all afternoon, the hospital was closed at this moment, and what was supposed to be a problem has become a problem.

Yang Aodong frowned slightly after hearing this: "I'm in good health. That's fine, since I have nothing else to do, I'll hang up. Mr. Shen, let's go home quickly."

The author has something to say: What a scumbag writes is a fart! =_=