When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

A few days ago, Shen Hang didn't dare to do anything wrong in online games, even following "I am a ladyboy" as a silent little tail, he was disgusted several times.Shen Hang hasn't played a game for a long time since the company started a collective sprint years ago, and now he feels itchy in his heart, like a small bug is slowly gnawing inside.

A little looking forward to it, and a little scared.

So when he logged into the game and saw [I'm a ladyboy]'s avatar in the lower right corner lit up, Shen Hang almost smirked in front of the computer screen.He cautiously sent a smiling face, thought for a while and then typed "Hi~~~".

After 30 seconds, no response.Shen Hang continued to have fun.

After 1 minute, no response.Shen Hang clear to cloudy.

After 5 minutes, no response.Shenhang cloudy to overcast.

Fifteen minutes later, when Shen Hang sniffed and almost "rained", the secret language chat box suddenly lit up.Shen Hang's heart full of haze bloomed in an instant, and he quickly clicked on the chat box——

【secret language】

【I am a shemale】: Hi~(^o^)/~

[I love ladyboys]: Yang Yang, long time no see, how are you?

【I'm a ladyboy】: Good.

[I love ladyboys]: Do you have any plans for Chinese New Year?

Yang Xuhe, who was obsessed with the scenery and lingered, actually used up all the teleportation axes for a long time. He didn't know how to return and where to return, Yang Xuhe, who was confused, suddenly found a bright spot in the lower left corner of himself, and poked it with the mouse curiously——

A dialog box popped up, and a round big yellow face was smiling shamelessly there.

Yang Xuhe had never played online games before, nor had he ever thought about playing online games, so he was stunned for a moment before realizing that someone was looking for him for a private chat, so he greeted him in the same way.

There was almost an immediate reaction on the other side, and the second sentence jumped out.Yang Xuhe took a look, and the alarm bells rang in his heart.With such a familiar tone and "long time no see", it is obvious that we have known each other for a long time.Who used this number before?His precious son Yang Aodong!This person not only knows Yang Aodong very well, but also knows his surname is Yang!and! ! !In reality, I may also know at least talk about real life! ! !The most important thing is—in fact, Yang Xuhe was very dissatisfied when he first got this "tourist number". Although we can conceive and have babies, we are men after all. Now compare [I love shemale] and [I am a shemale]... something is obvious.

calm down!Wait and see!

After Yang Xuhe asked Xiao Jin to pour a cup of hot milk to calm his shock, he finally managed to suppress the pounding heartbeat that was excited after discovering his son's secret, and typed a word in the input box: "No."

Jin Yuan moved his big face closer: "Honey, who are you chatting with? Huh?"

Yang Xuhe: "My son's suspected boyfriend! Be good, open your ass!"

Jin Yuan: "...you have been led to ruin by Yang Aodong."

Yang Xuhe turned his head and stared at him with incomparably innocent big eyes: "I gave birth to him, raised him, and brought him up. Who do you think brought him down?"

Jin Yuan: ...is this Xiaobai? Is this Xiaobai? It's obviously a black-bellied big bad wolf! I'm so scared!After Jin Yuan thought about it, he was disgusted by his weird mental activities so that goosebumps fell all over the ground. It was all because of the novel called "Salted Egg Yolk" that he had read before being bewitched by Yang Big Bad Wolf. bad TAT

It happened that all the housework was done. Jin Yuan picked up Yang Xuhe and sat on his lap. When Yang Xuhe glared at him, he said innocently: "Continue! Let my daughter-in-law wait anxiously." How bad."

Yang Xuhe: ...

【secret language】

[I love ladyboys]: Then...

[I'm a ladyboy]: So?

After that, there was no response from the opposite side for a long time.

The four pairs of eyes of the two people stared at the word "that" and the six dots behind it inexplicably, while showing blank expressions.If there is a camera in front of them at this time, it will record a historic moment-the couple's face sometimes not only refers to the appearance, but also the expression =_=.

In fact, Shen Hang was very conflicted at the moment, he was full of confidence to stalk Yang Aodong, and wanted to get Yang Aodong out to spend the Spring Festival with him, enjoying the extremely beautiful and full ten-day holiday.But at the end of the day, I was extremely entangled with the proposition of "how to express in words so that the possibility of the other party's rejection is reduced".

Having grown up so big, Shen Hang has never been so entangled. Falling in love makes one mentally retarded and one clumsy, this is the truest truth.

However, although there is such a thing as husband and wife, everyone is an independent individual with an independent personality.So when Yang Xuhe was still thinking about it, Jin Yuan was already impatient: "Is this person a snail?" As he spoke, he stuffed Yang Xuhe's two tender little hands on the keyboard into his pockets, I typed a few words on the keyboard by myself——

【secret language】

[I'm a shemale]: If you have something to say, say it, and if you have to fart, let it go!Grind your hair?

[I love ladyboys]: ...

[I love shemale]: I want to invite you to spend the New Year with me for one day, any day will be a success. I will be available on call from today to the eighth day of the lunar new year. Don’t say you don’t have time. I know you can spare at least one day even if you don’t. It doesn't matter if it's a day or a half, I promise not to do anything excessive and if I don't say anything excessive, I will never say what you ask me to do.Yang Yang... Say you agree?

In fact, Shen Hang had already written, deleted, deleted, and written several times in the input box, but he didn't have the courage to send it out. At this moment, the other party urged him to close his eyes and enter directly, and then——waited with shaking hands and caressing his beating heart. Sentence of fate. o(╯□╰)o

The husband and wife duo in front of the screen were almost suffocated by this large paragraph of "three noes" without spaces, punctuation, and tone particles, and then the two argued for 5 minutes about "how to break the sentence". After 5 minutes of wide-eyed and small-eyed stares, they each died down and returned to the original topic.

Yang Xuhe looked at Jin Yuan: "Xiao Jin, what should I do?"

Jin Yuan looked at Yang Xuhe: "What should I do? You just like to think about things." After speaking, before Yang Xuhe could react, he typed "um" in the input box, and the car kicked off. go out.

While Shen Hang was ecstatic, Yang Xuhe carried out a "cruel and inhumane" "soft" violence against his family's Xiao Gong - using his little fist that became weaker due to pregnancy to hit Jin Yuan's iron chest like a storm Mess around: "How do you want me to explain to Dongdong——"

Jin Yuan: ...

Yang Xuhe looked at his red and swollen fist and sniffed: "Well, forget it. It's all like this, it's better to find out first. Xiao Jin——"

"The slave is here! What's your order, baby?"

"..." Yang Xuhe was speechless for a moment, "My hand hurts, help me type."

Jin Yuan: ...

then--

【secret language】

[I'm a shemale]: Hey!

[I love ladyboys]: Yang Yang, what's the matter?Are you thinking of a day when you will be free? O(∩_∩)O~

[I'm a shemale]: No.

[I love ladyboys]: What do you want to say?I listened, and I listened all my life. 【flattering face】

[I'm a shemale]: How old are you?

Shen Hang was dizzy by the four words that popped out suddenly, and then he was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, and finally his whole body was crispy and rotten. According to the connotation of these four words, he expanded infinitely and then imagined the following scene——

Yang Aodong leaned lazily on the head of the bed, stared at him and said coldly: "Take off your pants, don't leave your underwear! Let me see how big you are!"

[I love ladyboys]: ...

[I love ladyboys]: What... How old is it? (Mr. Shen, you really want to be crooked=_=)

[I'm a shemale]: Yes.How old are you?

[I love ladyboys]: Oh. (Please figure out the tone by yourself =_=)

[I'm a shemale]: Asking you!How old are you? ! (Please tell who is talking =_=)

【I love ladyboys】: 31.

[I'm a shemale]: So old?

Yang Xuhe smiled innocently with narrowed eyes: "Xiao Jin! Who do you think is old?"

Jin Yuan: "Me."

Yang Xuhe: ...

Jin Yuan: "The youngest."

Yang Xuhe:! ! !

Jin Yuan looked at Yang Xuhe with a bad face: "Don't be angry, baby, you are not old at all, really. The lines under your eyes are not obvious at all."

Yang Xuhe:! ! !

【secret language】

[I love ladyboys]: ...It's okay. (It turns out that Dongdong refuses to accept me because he thinks I am old? I can change my personality, habits and hobbies. If you don’t like how I look, I can also have plastic surgery for you, but the age is not determined by me! TAT Huh? No, he didn't even know how old I was before. What the hell is going on, slam!)

[I'm a shemale]: Forget it.jump over.next.

【I'm a shemale】: How is work?

[I love ladyboys]: Huh?That's it.

The second monk Shen Hangzhang couldn't figure it out, his brain clicked like it was rusted, and he turned half a circle and suddenly blessed his heart-this is the rhythm of starting to care about me?

【secret language】

[I love ladyboys]: Yang Yang, you finally started to care about me.So touched~

Yang Xuhe: "...Is this a man? Isn't it a woman playing with a man?"

Jin Yuan: ...

【secret language】

[I'm a shemale]: I'm asking about your monthly salary!

Yang Xuhe went crazy: "Jin Yuan, what are you going to do?"

Jin Yuan said impatiently: "Baby, aren't you the son-in-law? Just ask clearly, what do mother-in-law and mother-in-law do?"

Yang Xuhe patted the table: "Yang Aodong is my son!"

Jin Yuan wondered what the difference was, was there a son who would give birth to cubs in the world, but it was inevitable that his baby would hurt his hands when he slapped the table again, so he mumbled a few words and didn't dare to speak loudly.

At this moment, Shen Hang finally realized that something was wrong. Dongdong's stubbornness was stubbornness, but he was definitely not a money-grubbing person, and it was impossible for him to freeze a dog to death with a frosty face when they met last time. He lives together.And it's like the rhythm of the mother-in-law interrogating her son-in-law! (I like Mr. Shen’s keen sense =_=) Besides, someone with weak defensive awareness like Yang Aodong doesn’t even know if his online game account is stolen (in fact, it’s too troublesome) to change the password, and then it will be stolen for thousands of dollars This time is not impossible.

【secret language】

[I love ladyboys]: Who are you?

[I am a ladyboy]: I am your father-in-law.

[I love ladyboys]: ...What about my mother-in-law?

【I'm a shemale】: It's on my lap.

[I love ladyboys]: ...

Yang Xuhe went crazy: "Jin Yuan!!! What are you talking about?!"

Jin Yuan had an innocent face: "I'm telling the truth."

Yang Xuhe: "...you get up!"

【secret language】

[I am a ladyboy]: I am Yang Aodong's father.

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