When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...
Chapter 44 Seeing the Parents
Shen Hang was completely frightened by the line of words that jumped out on the screen, the legendary Lord Yue Zhang appeared, what should I do? !Subconsciously, Shen Hang dragged the chat records forward to the beginning, and then began to study carefully from the first word down with the rigorous spirit of digging out the words from the cracks, so as to confirm that he did not say anything inappropriate.
In fact, there was none, except—"Yang Yang, you finally started to care about me. I'm so touched~"
Shen Hang stared at the word "嘤嘤", wishing he could slap his ears.What the hell is going on? He's an old man acting like a baby with his father-in-law? (Mr. Shen, are you acting coquettish enough? =_=) Wait, the other party won't think that he is a girl, right orz.On the one hand, Shen Hang was uneasy, but on the other hand, he typed a word in the input box shamelessly, and sent it out.
【secret language】
【I love ladyboys】: Dad!
Yang Xuhe waited for a long time and almost thought that the other party would not show up because he was scared away, but when he saw the word "Dad" ending in an exclamation mark, he was actually frightened, thinking that he would not be his son. Does it really have something to do with people, or is the baby in my son's stomach this kind of thing?No, you have to figure it out, it's best if the other party is willing to take responsibility, and if you don't want to, let Xiao Jin beat him until he is willing!
But if it's a girl... first drag and drag to Dongdong's house to give birth to the child.A single parent with one child is much more acceptable than a single parent with one child. =_=
Of course, the current plan is to check the account first.
【secret language】
[I'm a shemale]: Name?
[I love ladyboys]: Shen Hang.
[I'm a shemale]: Gender?
[I love ladyboys]: Male.
It was a bit difficult for Shen Hang to type that word. No normal parent in this world would want their son to be mixed with someone of the same sex.Shen Hang felt a little desperate for a moment, with Yang Aodong as an iceberg, it was already difficult enough to deal with, plus the "big" "iceberg" of Papa Yang, it would definitely be the rhythm that would make him lonely for the rest of his life.
In the end, the other party didn't seem to care about this question at all, and quickly started the next question——
【secret language】
[I'm a shemale]: Work?
[I love ladyboys]: President of Flying Entertainment.
[I'm a shemale]: President?rich?
[I love ladyboys]: ...It's okay.
[I'm a shemale]: Is it okay, is that Mao's meaning?Just be quicker!How much is it in January!
[I love ladyboys]: ...
[I love ladyboys]: The annual net profit is between 800 million and 1000 million, but most of it will be used as the working capital of the company and invested in the next year's operation... so the monthly salary is not easy to calculate, but I will use it when I use it have.
Yang Xuhe frowned: "Xiao Jin, do you think it's true? You can meet a president just by playing online games?"
Jin Yuan: "Is it true or not? Ask him out to have a look. Think so much about dry hair? A waste of brain cells!"
Yang Xuhe: ...
Yang Xuhe: "That's not right... The name Feixiang Entertainment looks familiar. I always feel like I've heard it before..."
Jin Yuan: "Oh, the name of such a humble company like Flying Flying Flying Flying Horse has eight hundred if not one thousand. Hurry up and finish asking! Baby, let's get under the covers..." After finishing speaking, he bowed his head on the necks of Yang Xu and Bai Nen He took a bite, and was slapped away by Yang Xuhe, whose irritability index was increasing to a power.
【secret language】
[I'm a shemale]: What's your relationship with my family, Dongdong?
[I love ladyboys]: Relationship?
Shen Hang thought about how to answer this question. Orz said that the relationship at work would show him insincere, and saying that he liked Yang Aodong and chasing Yang Aodong seemed that he was too eager for quick success.But before he figured out how ugly Yinmao is, he saw a line of extremely lethal words jump out on the screen——
【secret language】
[I'm a shemale]: Did you sleep with Yang Aodong?What do mother-in-law and mother-in-law do, are they a man? !
[I love ladyboys]: ...No.But I have liked him for a long time.
Shen Hang touched his nose, he always felt that there was something strange - is there a father who asks his gender when he comes up in the world?Unless he knew his son's sexuality early on.Well, that's barely good news.But what kind of trouble is this calm and irritable speech style for a while!Why does it look like schizophrenia?
——Is this really Yang Aodong's father?
【secret language】
[I'm a shemale]: Your phone number!
Shen Hang hesitated for a while before giving out the phone number, but before he could react, the profile picture on the opposite side was grayed out.
Shen Hang: ...
At the other end of the network cable, Yang Xuhe went crazy again: "Jin Yuan, what do you want to do?!!!"
Jin Yuan said innocently: "Turn off the phone. Baby, it's time for our conversation."
Yang Xuhe continued to be mad: "Then you can't just press the power off button! Do you know that the computer is easy to break down like that?! Do you know that it will cost money to buy it after it breaks down? After your son is born, the milk powder will urinate. Non-wet clothes, educational toys, nursery schools, kindergartens, preschools, primary schools, junior high schools, high schools, and colleges, which don’t cost money These days, it’s hard to earn money, so how can we get so much money——”
Jin Yuan: ... (here again... baby, I feel more and more that you are not like my son's mother, but like my son's grandma o(╯□╰)o)
After Shen Hang faced the computer screen for 10 minutes, he received such a text message: "Clean yourself up and come to our house on the second day of the Lunar New Year! Address: XXXXXX."
Shen Hang: ...Why does it seem like the rhythm of washing it for nothing so that I can kill it with one knife so as not to wash it again.Shen Hang, who has read all the Ao Shi Han Dong articles, especially the funny ones twice, said that his thinking seems to be really abnormal, mom, come and save me_
The author has something to say: Dear friends who are still following this article, to be honest, did the quality drop a lot after the update was resumed this time? Orz is indeed a nodonodie. The scumbag author is simply trying to die!
In fact, there was none, except—"Yang Yang, you finally started to care about me. I'm so touched~"
Shen Hang stared at the word "嘤嘤", wishing he could slap his ears.What the hell is going on? He's an old man acting like a baby with his father-in-law? (Mr. Shen, are you acting coquettish enough? =_=) Wait, the other party won't think that he is a girl, right orz.On the one hand, Shen Hang was uneasy, but on the other hand, he typed a word in the input box shamelessly, and sent it out.
【secret language】
【I love ladyboys】: Dad!
Yang Xuhe waited for a long time and almost thought that the other party would not show up because he was scared away, but when he saw the word "Dad" ending in an exclamation mark, he was actually frightened, thinking that he would not be his son. Does it really have something to do with people, or is the baby in my son's stomach this kind of thing?No, you have to figure it out, it's best if the other party is willing to take responsibility, and if you don't want to, let Xiao Jin beat him until he is willing!
But if it's a girl... first drag and drag to Dongdong's house to give birth to the child.A single parent with one child is much more acceptable than a single parent with one child. =_=
Of course, the current plan is to check the account first.
【secret language】
[I'm a shemale]: Name?
[I love ladyboys]: Shen Hang.
[I'm a shemale]: Gender?
[I love ladyboys]: Male.
It was a bit difficult for Shen Hang to type that word. No normal parent in this world would want their son to be mixed with someone of the same sex.Shen Hang felt a little desperate for a moment, with Yang Aodong as an iceberg, it was already difficult enough to deal with, plus the "big" "iceberg" of Papa Yang, it would definitely be the rhythm that would make him lonely for the rest of his life.
In the end, the other party didn't seem to care about this question at all, and quickly started the next question——
【secret language】
[I'm a shemale]: Work?
[I love ladyboys]: President of Flying Entertainment.
[I'm a shemale]: President?rich?
[I love ladyboys]: ...It's okay.
[I'm a shemale]: Is it okay, is that Mao's meaning?Just be quicker!How much is it in January!
[I love ladyboys]: ...
[I love ladyboys]: The annual net profit is between 800 million and 1000 million, but most of it will be used as the working capital of the company and invested in the next year's operation... so the monthly salary is not easy to calculate, but I will use it when I use it have.
Yang Xuhe frowned: "Xiao Jin, do you think it's true? You can meet a president just by playing online games?"
Jin Yuan: "Is it true or not? Ask him out to have a look. Think so much about dry hair? A waste of brain cells!"
Yang Xuhe: ...
Yang Xuhe: "That's not right... The name Feixiang Entertainment looks familiar. I always feel like I've heard it before..."
Jin Yuan: "Oh, the name of such a humble company like Flying Flying Flying Flying Horse has eight hundred if not one thousand. Hurry up and finish asking! Baby, let's get under the covers..." After finishing speaking, he bowed his head on the necks of Yang Xu and Bai Nen He took a bite, and was slapped away by Yang Xuhe, whose irritability index was increasing to a power.
【secret language】
[I'm a shemale]: What's your relationship with my family, Dongdong?
[I love ladyboys]: Relationship?
Shen Hang thought about how to answer this question. Orz said that the relationship at work would show him insincere, and saying that he liked Yang Aodong and chasing Yang Aodong seemed that he was too eager for quick success.But before he figured out how ugly Yinmao is, he saw a line of extremely lethal words jump out on the screen——
【secret language】
[I'm a shemale]: Did you sleep with Yang Aodong?What do mother-in-law and mother-in-law do, are they a man? !
[I love ladyboys]: ...No.But I have liked him for a long time.
Shen Hang touched his nose, he always felt that there was something strange - is there a father who asks his gender when he comes up in the world?Unless he knew his son's sexuality early on.Well, that's barely good news.But what kind of trouble is this calm and irritable speech style for a while!Why does it look like schizophrenia?
——Is this really Yang Aodong's father?
【secret language】
[I'm a shemale]: Your phone number!
Shen Hang hesitated for a while before giving out the phone number, but before he could react, the profile picture on the opposite side was grayed out.
Shen Hang: ...
At the other end of the network cable, Yang Xuhe went crazy again: "Jin Yuan, what do you want to do?!!!"
Jin Yuan said innocently: "Turn off the phone. Baby, it's time for our conversation."
Yang Xuhe continued to be mad: "Then you can't just press the power off button! Do you know that the computer is easy to break down like that?! Do you know that it will cost money to buy it after it breaks down? After your son is born, the milk powder will urinate. Non-wet clothes, educational toys, nursery schools, kindergartens, preschools, primary schools, junior high schools, high schools, and colleges, which don’t cost money These days, it’s hard to earn money, so how can we get so much money——”
Jin Yuan: ... (here again... baby, I feel more and more that you are not like my son's mother, but like my son's grandma o(╯□╰)o)
After Shen Hang faced the computer screen for 10 minutes, he received such a text message: "Clean yourself up and come to our house on the second day of the Lunar New Year! Address: XXXXXX."
Shen Hang: ...Why does it seem like the rhythm of washing it for nothing so that I can kill it with one knife so as not to wash it again.Shen Hang, who has read all the Ao Shi Han Dong articles, especially the funny ones twice, said that his thinking seems to be really abnormal, mom, come and save me_
The author has something to say: Dear friends who are still following this article, to be honest, did the quality drop a lot after the update was resumed this time? Orz is indeed a nodonodie. The scumbag author is simply trying to die!
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