When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

When knocking on the door, Shen Hang was still imagining the honor of his father-in-law—a 50-year-old old man with stern eyes and deep wrinkles between his brows, grumpy and unsmiling, scanned over with freezing eyes: "Shen Hang?"

——"Uncle, I am."

--"Um?"

——"Dad, I am."

--"Ok."

The result—a boy in his twenties with big white eyes opened the door, with a smile as bright as the sun on his face, and looked him up and down curiously with a pair of big black eyes: "Shen...?"

Shen Hang was dizzy from the huge gap between reality and imagination, and he didn't react for a moment: "...um."

Yang Xuhe has always had a bad memory, and if he can remember what Shen Hang's surname is, it is already smoke from the grave of Shen Hang's ancestor. ...?"

Shen Hang finally came back to his senses: "Yes. Hello, I'm Shen Hang. Is this Yang Aodong's father's home?"

Yang Xuhe let people in and said, "Shen Hang? Bank or sailing?"

Facing the reality that he changed his name to "Shen Xing (polyphonic characters)", Shen Hang was very speechless, and replied honestly: "...Hangzhou in Hangzhou."

Yang Xuhe suddenly said, "Eh... Do you drink tea or fruit juice? In fact, milk is better and rich in nutrition. How about a bottle of AD calcium milk?"

Shen Hang: "...everything is fine."

So Shen Hang received a bottle of the legendary Wahaha AD Calcium Milk with a straw inserted in it. Shen Hang, who has touched this thing for more than 20 years, took a sip in embarrassment under Yang Aodong's expectant eyes: "...it's delicious."

Yang Aodong, who had been staring at his expression all the time, smiled and narrowed his eyes when he heard this, showing a row of small shell-like teeth: "As long as you like it. Dongdong and the others don't like to drink this stuff, and they always call me childish."

From the moment the door was opened, Shen Hang, whose head was full of confusion and spirit detached from the body, was finally brought back to his senses by the word "Dongdong", remembering what he came here for: " May I ask... Dong... Is Yang Aodong's father there?"

Yang Xuhe smiled and said, "I am."

Shen Hang: ...Dear you, don't be joking, stop joking, even if you get married at the age of one, you won't be able to have a son as old as Yang Aodong!

Yang Xuhe: "Not like? Er... I don't feel like it either, but what can I do?" He shrugged, looked at Shen Hang and continued to smile brightly: "Shen Hang, right? How long have you known Dongdong? How do you know him? Do you like him? How much do you like him? Would you like to grow old with him? What does your family mean? No, make an appointment to meet someday? Mole" (=_=) but harmless, he is humble, polite and not much to talk about (that's because you fainted =_=), Yang Xuhe's basic impression of him is good.But Dongdong's life-long event must of course be cautious and cautious. Naturally, he has to ask clearly what the other party is thinking and sign a contract (what is the contract of selling himself? =_=) so that he can rest assured.

Shen Hang was still struggling with the problem of "the possibility of a person in his twenties giving birth to a person in his twenties" until his intestines were knotted. When he moved his gaze down, he saw Yang Xu and his uncle wrapped in a heavy down jacket. It is too obvious but obviously abnormal stomach, before I have time to try to figure out whether the proposition "I'm so crippled that I can't tell the difference between men and women" is true, I was stunned by this series of questions.

As soon as Shen Hang's brain was cramped, he said: "May Ibegyourparden?" (Can you repeat it, please?)

Yang Xuhe: "Yes. But my English is so poor that... may youspeakese?" (Of course. But my English is not good, can you speak Chinese?"

Shen Hangjiong: "...YesI.I'm sorry...I mean, can I ask one by one? I'm sorry I can't remember so many questions at once." (Yes I can. I'm sorry...)

Yang Xuhe: "OK, no problem. Then the first question is..." (OK, no problem. The first question is...) When Yang Xuhe found out what he was talking about: "..."

Shen Hang: ...

Yang Xuhe: ...

After the two looked at each other for a minute, Yang Xuhe stood up with his back propped up and went back to the bedroom. When he came out, he had a blank piece of paper in his hand.

Shen Hang looked at Yang Xuhe's "standard pregnant woman's posture" supporting his back, then at Yang Xuhe's short black and soft hair and... the Adam's apple that was not obvious but clearly existed under his jaw, and finally couldn't help it: "Your waist..."

Yang Xuhe lowered his head and looked, but he didn't see the sunken thing that could be called "waist". He only saw the growing belly...Yesterday I could see the toes, but today I can't see it anymore. Come on, this is not scientific!Yang Xuhe, who spent half a minute bowing his head and complaining, raised his head again: "Waist?"

Although Shen Hang was a little confused and didn't know why Yang Xuhe asked such a question, he still nodded and said, "Waist."

Yang Xuhe couldn't help but looked down at his stomach again: "Are you sure? It's not the stomach or the waist?"

Shen Hangjiong: ...

Yang Xuhe handed the snow-white A4 paper to Shen Hang: "Leave this topic for now...do you need a pen?"

Shen Hang took it over, and saw that the front and back of the paper were full of questions in elegant regular script, and there was a blank space under each question, and the most frustrating thing was that there was a seal line at the header , in addition to the name, gender and job that need to be filled in, there is also a time for answering questions: 30 minutes. =_= Fuck, is this meeting the parents or taking the final exam?But Shen Hang just nodded with an idiot expression of bitterness and hatred.

Yang Xuhe: "Are you used to using a ballpoint pen or a fountain pen? Do you like black, blue, black, pure blue or red?"

Shen Hang: "...everything is fine."

Yang Xuhe: "Well, I only found one HB pencil. There were several more yesterday. I don't know where Xiao Jin got them..."

Shen Hang: ...

Although Shenhang RP is not very good =_=, but the handwriting is still good, powerful, elegant and unrestrained, and with so many years of experience, the answers to the questions are concise and to the point.After finishing, Yang Xuhe saw that Shen Hang just added two sentences of explanation, except for the things that made trouble in Yang Aodong's article (there is no impenetrable wall in the world, Mr. Shen), the rest of the things were explained in detail.Although Yang Xuhe was not very satisfied with Shen Hang's initial actions, but seeing that his current performance is not bad, he agreed to "stay in school for probation" =_=.but--

Yang Xuhe put his hands on his chin and thought for a while: "You mean... Dongdong is not very willing?"

Shen Hang quickly stated: "This is only temporary. I will treat him well for the rest of my life."

"Will you tolerate everything about him?" Yang Xuhe emphasized the word "everything".

Shen Hang nodded firmly.He thinks his family Dongdong is so cute even if he loses his temper, he can do anything and there is nothing he can't forgive. (Mr. Shen, you are too naive. =_=)

Yang Xuhe nodded thoughtfully, without further entanglement: "The last question——"

Shen Hang hurriedly cheered up and listened, only to see Yang Xuhe staring at a pair of extremely innocent faces, and asked extremely calmly: "You two really didn't do it?"

Shen Hang: "... Really not."

Yang Xuhe nodded: "Success. I'm done asking. It's your turn."

Shen Hang: ...

Yang Xuhe: "I don't know how to ask? Then let's go back to the topic just now."

Shen Hang: ...

Yang Xuhe rubbed his temples: "What was the topic just now? I don't have a good memory when I'm old."

Shen Hang: ...

Yang Xuhe: "I remember now. Shen Hang!"

Shen Hang: "Here!"

Yang Xuhe: o(╯□╰)o

Shen Hang: o(╯□╰)o

Yang Xuhe put away his smile: "Are you sure you will be good to Dongdong? Forever? Don't rush to nod, think clearly, once you agree, don't think about going back on it! Even if Dongdong kicks you, you must be loyal to him." Two! Promise?"

If Shen Hang always felt that "the little brother in front of him is Yang Aodong's father" was a false proposition before, but now he really saw a little shadow of Yang Aodong from Yang Xuhe, and he immediately shuddered and said seriously: "I promise." Anyway, according to the probability that I only really fall in love with someone in 30 years and refuse to let go no matter what, it probably takes at least sixty years to fall in love with the next person =_=.What's more, he has already made up his mind to stalk Yang Aodong to death, so he's afraid of something?

So the ice disappeared, the snow melted and the spring blossomed. Yang Xuhe smiled and said, "That's good. Whether you believe it or not, remember what I said now." After seeing Shen Hang nodding, he continued: "My name is Yang Xu He is Dongdong's father, but... Dongdong was born to me. According to our current standards, I am actually his mother... You can push your chin with your hand, and it will be easy to push it up. It looks better." Yang Xuhe blabla~ about the so-called "Ruchun Clan" again.Now he said that the history of his ancestors is as familiar as memorizing "Moonlight Before the Bed", and this is the third time when the other party is dumbfounded, he said that it is no different from fantasy novels "Clan History" - the first time was Xiao Jin and the second time was Dongdong.

Shen Hang: "Then you now..." He looked at Yang Xuhe's stomach very implicitly.

Yang Xuhe stroked his stomach with a smile: "That's right, it's Dongdong's younger brother inside, almost seven months old."

Shen Hang: "Brother...Brother?" Although he already believed it a little bit, he still couldn't accept it. Just imagine a good young man who loves science and believes in science, and one day suddenly finds himself intruded into Avanti... When I fell into the world of Avatar, I was shocked and at a loss.

Yang Xuhe smiled: "Well, he is a half-brother." After speaking, he put away his smile, looked at Shen Hang's face, and said word by word: "I have this kind of physique, so Dongdong naturally does. "

Shen Hang felt a burst of ecstasy rising from the bottom of his heart, but before it rushed to the top of his head, a basin of cold water poured down from head to toe.Yang Xuhe said: "The child in Dongdong's stomach is more than three months old. But don't worry, there is nothing like an ex-boyfriend, it's just a date."

Shen Hang: ...

Yang Xuhe narrowed his eyes slightly: "You dislike it?"

It’s a lie to say that it’s not awkward, it’s like the fruit on the plate when I was a child, it’s so beautiful that I can’t bear to eat it, I have to look at it every morning and evening, but suddenly one day——I found that the most beautiful and favorite apple was bitten a mouthful.But even after taking a bite, the rest of the apple is still juicy and beautiful, exuding a tempting fragrance.So Shen Hang felt... because the object is Yang Aodong, this invisible green hat is not so difficult to accept, after a long time, he still thinks it is quite beautiful =_=.What's more, he himself is not very clean. Although he has never been in love for so many years, 419 has had a few times.In this era of gradually "opening up", who is cleaner than whom?

Besides... Anyway, Dongdong can give birth, so I'm afraid there will be no crystallization of love?Shen Hang, who was dreaming of "let his family Dongdong give birth to a package", agreed without much hesitation: "No. Dongdong's is mine."

The key turned, clicked, and the door opened.Yang Aodong frowned and said, "Shen Hang? What the fuck did you say?"

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