When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...
Chapter 53 The Curly Dog
Du Lizhi smiled, "You thought you were making a movie,"
Lin Miao did not deny it, "When I was 17 years old, I made two movies."
"Well," Du Lizhi frowned, not knowing why he changed the subject suddenly.Lin Miao stood up and pulled him, "Let's go, go down and talk."
Du Lizhi stuffed the suit jacket into his hand without any trace, and blocked his outstretched hand without any trace, "Thank you."
Lin Miao was stunned for a moment, a meaningful smile appeared on his lips, he put his coat in his arms, reached out and stroked Du Lizhi's hair, "You're welcome, poodle."
Du Lizhi has one-eighth of Eastern European descent, with black hair and black eyes, and slender eyebrows and eyes. From the outside, he is completely Chinese, but no matter how he takes care of it, the ends of his hair are always slightly curled, which makes him look the whole way. It looks less serious and more cute.But the only one in the world who dares to laugh at his hair face to face is——
Lin Miao withdrew her hand very naturally, and said with a smile, "Remember?" It seemed that the person who made the rude move just now was not him at all.
The corners of Du Lizhi's mouth twitched, he managed to straighten his messy hair, squinted at him for a while, and suddenly chuckled: "Heh - I didn't expect that the golden retriever who was so famous in the entertainment industry back then was actually a legendary woman! So Said, the kidnapping and ticket tearing on the news are all fucked by your father's smoke bombs? You were actually taken away by your father?" The man in front of him was slender and slender, and his body was exuding an indescribable aura—— Although the inside is still wretched and has no lower limit =_=, if there is not a faint shadow of the boy in the outline, it does not look like a person at all.
Lin Miao raised her eyebrows: "Hmm. Poodles are the smartest."
Du Lizhi gave him a kick on the buttocks: "...Fuck your grandma! But... how do you know that [Messenger of Justice] is me?" Not to mention that I haven't seen him for so many years, and I didn't see many of them back then. Friendship, and no one can see anyone in the online game, not to mention that even if you see it, you may not be able to recognize it.
Lin Miao patted his butt calmly, blinked his eyes: "Darling, I don't believe you are swollen, what should I do?" Then he made a pitiful finger movement: "That's all right, give me your phone number, I just barely believe you." As he spoke, he stretched out a finger to imitate the movement of a little man picking his nose.Such a wretched action made him look quite elegant. =_=
Du Lizhi: ...
The time when Lin Miao asked Du Lizhi for his cell phone number was at a low point in Lin Miao's life. He hung on the Internet all day doing nothing, earning some pocket money by opening an online store. It doesn't need to be extreme, as if this is the only way to save him from that nightmare, to make him feel that he is not him, and those things that make him tremble all over just thinking about them have nothing to do with him.
Lin Miao was not a worry-free child since he was a child. He was born with particularly developed motor cells. He climbed trees to dig birds, went down rivers to catch fish, and fought with children in the district government compound. He had to do it in a few days. He was wounded—half from the fight, and the other half from his father whipping him with the sole of his shoe. At the age of 16, the teenager who was in the rebellious period suddenly became obsessed with movies and determined to be the most dazzling star in the world.Lin Miao just dropped out of school and went to an entertainment company to recommend himself. The young man was good-looking and talented. Half a year later, when his first movie came out, he won the Best Supporting Actor award in one fell swoop.
At that time, Du Lizhi was still a small intern. He had just joined an entertainment magazine, and the first "handyman" job he received was to "serve" the "little bully" golden retriever who was good enough to take a cover photo for the magazine.That's right, Lin Miao, who was not yet fully grown at the time, had dyed his hair blond and wore a punk outfit with holey jeans.He also took an extremely vulgar stage name - Golden Retriever.As for his original name, no one knows.
——Lin Miao was born in a scholarly family, and his grandfather and father were both state officials. His family education was very strict. He was forced to become an elegant, temperamental and connotative person since he was a child, how to dress, how to eat, what kind of books to read and what to read. What kind of people to interact with, including how to smile, is restricted everywhere, so Lin Miao, who escaped from his family and came out to join the entertainment industry, deliberately did whatever was vulgar, rude, or presumptuous, and it didn't take long for him to become a "little bully" in the entertainment industry. title.
Although Lin Miao's skeleton wasn't fully developed at that time, his stature was already much taller than Du Lizhi's.When we met Du Lizhi for the first time, before I even had time to say hello, Lin Miao stepped forward carelessly and reached out to rub Du Lizhi's head roughly a few times, squinting his eyes and twitching the corners of his mouth: "What a cute poodle~ "
Du Lizhi's response was to punch him until his nose bleeds profusely.
Lin Miao's manager was about to get mad, but Lin Miao wiped his nosebleeds with his T-shirt and said, "Get out! Proud poodle, I like it best."
Ren is a popular star, and he is a small photographer assistant, and he doesn't care if he punches someone. Du Lizhi is not so squeamish, so he quit, so he swallowed his anger and became a small assistant.In addition to the cover photography, there is also a photo project, so it took me a whole afternoon just to make up and take pictures.All kinds of hard-to-serve starlets in the rumors cooperated unexpectedly, grabbing Du Lizhi's head and rubbing it violently at every opportunity. Before leaving, he didn't forget to give him a farewell rubbing, leaning into his ear and chuckling: "Poodle, you are very funny, especially when you are angry. I will come to you, huh?"
Du Lizhi really wanted to give him another punch, but because someone was present, he gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Thank you, you are also very interesting."
Du Lizhi has never been a person who suffers from suffering, he is also young and energetic, so after work, he asked a friend to find out where Lin Miao lived, and squatted for two nights in the back alley to block Lin Miao. Brick opened a ladle for someone, and said in a particularly fussy way: "I'm cute, right? Do you like this gift?" After speaking, he walked away.
Lin Miao reached out to touch the blood on his hand, but said loudly to Du Lizhi's back: "Of course I like it. I accept it with a smile, poodle."
In a moment of impatience, Du Lizhi was a bit scared after the fact, and Lin Miao remained silent for a few days, but when he heard about him again—the entire page of the entertainment publication and entertainment website was full of news. : The popular actor "Little Overlord" Golden Retriever was kidnapped. During the rescue, he was seriously injured by tearing tickets and died.
At that time, Du Lizhi was still very melancholy for a while, thinking that if he hadn't put a brick on the back of a person's head, wouldn't the person die so quickly?
"...Later, I was kidnapped by my dad, shaved off my bald head, and sent to the Southwest Military Region to 'block gun holes'. Don't laugh, these are the old man's original words."
"What do you want me to say to the Southwest Military Region? It's all shaved, and I can just send it to become a monk."
Lin Miao clapped her hands and laughed, "Good idea!"
Du Lizhi: ...
At that time, Lin Miao was cruelly sent by his father to serve as a soldier. Lin Miao was suffocating in his heart, how hard he was, how much he practiced and strived to be the first in everything, so he wanted to leave this "ghost land" dignifiedly and give his father a beautiful " Ear scratching", unexpectedly, the army fell in love with this uniform in two years. When the special forces squadron came to select candidates, he ignored his father's objection and signed up. He was selected to the most elite army in China as he wished.In the past three years, many extreme missions have been carried out, and there have been many times of life and death. Until a secret mission a year ago due to an intelligence error, almost all the comrades who performed the mission were wiped out, and Lin Miao was the only survivor.
Seeing the comrades who had been with him day and night fell down one by one and could do nothing, Lin Miao almost lost all hope during that time, and applied to his superiors for retirement after recovering from his injury.The psychological experts of the army also believed that his current psychological condition was no longer suitable for special forces, and his superiors approved his application, and he returned to the city where he grew up alone like a walking dead.
Because of the secrecy work he had previously engaged in, he had to sign in on the military website every day for a year so that his superiors could monitor his whereabouts.So he rented a house and got a computer, and he either ate or slept all day except signing in.The father visited him a few times, and felt sorry for his son, but he also knew that it would be useless to persuade him. It happened that his son had reached the age of marriage, so he asked someone to introduce Lin Miao a girlfriend every three days.
"At that time, the old man forced me to go on a blind date every day." Lin Miao shrugged, "It's so annoying."
"you go?"
"Well. What's the matter? Don't look at the old man who is like a dog all day long outside, but he is a rogue at home. If I don't go, he will wipe his neck with a knife. But there are policies and countermeasures..."
At that time, Lin Miao was not in the mood to go on a blind date, not to mention that he was not interested in women at all, even if he liked him, he would not be interested at all.In order to keep women away, he simply didn't shave his beard, ignored his birth, and made himself look like a savage. Every time he went on a blind date, he would wear dirty and torn clothes and say a few crazy words to ensure that the other party would die if he couldn't finish a meal. escape.Over and over again, rumors of "Secretary Lin's son is a lunatic" spread like wildfire among the top management. His father was so anxious that he wanted to beat him with a big stick, but no woman was willing to meet his son.
"and after?"
"The old man was in a hurry, and he couldn't help me, so he found a relationship and froze my card in the army."
Du Lizhi: ...
"At that time, I only had 3000 yuan in cash for a computer. I had nothing to do, so I set up a Taobao store." Tiger poison does not eat children. Even if Lin Miao did nothing, Lin Changchun would not be able to starve his son to death. home.At that time, the shadow of the tragic death of his comrade-in-arms was almost like a shadow and he couldn't get rid of it. He had to find something to divert his attention, open an online store to play BS scum online games, like a real otaku, he spent every day in the virtual world to create a The virtual self, fighting and swearing at people on the forum, pretending to be pure and cute in online games does everything, as if this is the only way for him to escape from that nightmare for a short time.Until——meeting the "Messenger of Justice" in the game, the kind of loneliness that can't fill the emptiness no matter how noisy it is, disappeared little by little. While he continued to pretend to be stupid to take advantage of it, he secretly laughed behind the screen.When he discovered his neurotic behavior, he suddenly realized that the pain that had haunted him like tarsus maggots for a year had slowly disappeared.
Maybe it's time, but it must be more than just time.
So when he heard that Du Lizhi was about to leave, Lin Miao panicked all of a sudden, like a drowning man clutching at the straw, Lin Miao stalked and got Du Lizhi's cell phone number.Just one glance—the past that has been buried deep in my heart for many years has turned into waves.
On the day he was kidnapped by his father, he had just asked someone to get Du Lizhi's mobile phone number.At that time, he was very interested in "Poodle Dog", and he planned to play with others, so he read it several times and memorized the number in his heart.It's rare that Du Lizhi hasn't changed his cell phone number in the past six or seven years.
Sometimes fate is...it makes you leave the right person at the wrong time and meet again at the right time.
"Taobao shop? What do you sell?"
"Durex. A famous brand of condoms."
Du Lizhi: ...
"I closed the shop yesterday."
"Then?"
"There is still a lot of stock, which is probably enough for the two of us to use for a lifetime."
Lin Miao responded with a fierce punch and two nosebleeds.
In fact, with his skill, he could dodge, but at that moment, he suddenly didn't want to dodge.
Lin Miao did not deny it, "When I was 17 years old, I made two movies."
"Well," Du Lizhi frowned, not knowing why he changed the subject suddenly.Lin Miao stood up and pulled him, "Let's go, go down and talk."
Du Lizhi stuffed the suit jacket into his hand without any trace, and blocked his outstretched hand without any trace, "Thank you."
Lin Miao was stunned for a moment, a meaningful smile appeared on his lips, he put his coat in his arms, reached out and stroked Du Lizhi's hair, "You're welcome, poodle."
Du Lizhi has one-eighth of Eastern European descent, with black hair and black eyes, and slender eyebrows and eyes. From the outside, he is completely Chinese, but no matter how he takes care of it, the ends of his hair are always slightly curled, which makes him look the whole way. It looks less serious and more cute.But the only one in the world who dares to laugh at his hair face to face is——
Lin Miao withdrew her hand very naturally, and said with a smile, "Remember?" It seemed that the person who made the rude move just now was not him at all.
The corners of Du Lizhi's mouth twitched, he managed to straighten his messy hair, squinted at him for a while, and suddenly chuckled: "Heh - I didn't expect that the golden retriever who was so famous in the entertainment industry back then was actually a legendary woman! So Said, the kidnapping and ticket tearing on the news are all fucked by your father's smoke bombs? You were actually taken away by your father?" The man in front of him was slender and slender, and his body was exuding an indescribable aura—— Although the inside is still wretched and has no lower limit =_=, if there is not a faint shadow of the boy in the outline, it does not look like a person at all.
Lin Miao raised her eyebrows: "Hmm. Poodles are the smartest."
Du Lizhi gave him a kick on the buttocks: "...Fuck your grandma! But... how do you know that [Messenger of Justice] is me?" Not to mention that I haven't seen him for so many years, and I didn't see many of them back then. Friendship, and no one can see anyone in the online game, not to mention that even if you see it, you may not be able to recognize it.
Lin Miao patted his butt calmly, blinked his eyes: "Darling, I don't believe you are swollen, what should I do?" Then he made a pitiful finger movement: "That's all right, give me your phone number, I just barely believe you." As he spoke, he stretched out a finger to imitate the movement of a little man picking his nose.Such a wretched action made him look quite elegant. =_=
Du Lizhi: ...
The time when Lin Miao asked Du Lizhi for his cell phone number was at a low point in Lin Miao's life. He hung on the Internet all day doing nothing, earning some pocket money by opening an online store. It doesn't need to be extreme, as if this is the only way to save him from that nightmare, to make him feel that he is not him, and those things that make him tremble all over just thinking about them have nothing to do with him.
Lin Miao was not a worry-free child since he was a child. He was born with particularly developed motor cells. He climbed trees to dig birds, went down rivers to catch fish, and fought with children in the district government compound. He had to do it in a few days. He was wounded—half from the fight, and the other half from his father whipping him with the sole of his shoe. At the age of 16, the teenager who was in the rebellious period suddenly became obsessed with movies and determined to be the most dazzling star in the world.Lin Miao just dropped out of school and went to an entertainment company to recommend himself. The young man was good-looking and talented. Half a year later, when his first movie came out, he won the Best Supporting Actor award in one fell swoop.
At that time, Du Lizhi was still a small intern. He had just joined an entertainment magazine, and the first "handyman" job he received was to "serve" the "little bully" golden retriever who was good enough to take a cover photo for the magazine.That's right, Lin Miao, who was not yet fully grown at the time, had dyed his hair blond and wore a punk outfit with holey jeans.He also took an extremely vulgar stage name - Golden Retriever.As for his original name, no one knows.
——Lin Miao was born in a scholarly family, and his grandfather and father were both state officials. His family education was very strict. He was forced to become an elegant, temperamental and connotative person since he was a child, how to dress, how to eat, what kind of books to read and what to read. What kind of people to interact with, including how to smile, is restricted everywhere, so Lin Miao, who escaped from his family and came out to join the entertainment industry, deliberately did whatever was vulgar, rude, or presumptuous, and it didn't take long for him to become a "little bully" in the entertainment industry. title.
Although Lin Miao's skeleton wasn't fully developed at that time, his stature was already much taller than Du Lizhi's.When we met Du Lizhi for the first time, before I even had time to say hello, Lin Miao stepped forward carelessly and reached out to rub Du Lizhi's head roughly a few times, squinting his eyes and twitching the corners of his mouth: "What a cute poodle~ "
Du Lizhi's response was to punch him until his nose bleeds profusely.
Lin Miao's manager was about to get mad, but Lin Miao wiped his nosebleeds with his T-shirt and said, "Get out! Proud poodle, I like it best."
Ren is a popular star, and he is a small photographer assistant, and he doesn't care if he punches someone. Du Lizhi is not so squeamish, so he quit, so he swallowed his anger and became a small assistant.In addition to the cover photography, there is also a photo project, so it took me a whole afternoon just to make up and take pictures.All kinds of hard-to-serve starlets in the rumors cooperated unexpectedly, grabbing Du Lizhi's head and rubbing it violently at every opportunity. Before leaving, he didn't forget to give him a farewell rubbing, leaning into his ear and chuckling: "Poodle, you are very funny, especially when you are angry. I will come to you, huh?"
Du Lizhi really wanted to give him another punch, but because someone was present, he gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Thank you, you are also very interesting."
Du Lizhi has never been a person who suffers from suffering, he is also young and energetic, so after work, he asked a friend to find out where Lin Miao lived, and squatted for two nights in the back alley to block Lin Miao. Brick opened a ladle for someone, and said in a particularly fussy way: "I'm cute, right? Do you like this gift?" After speaking, he walked away.
Lin Miao reached out to touch the blood on his hand, but said loudly to Du Lizhi's back: "Of course I like it. I accept it with a smile, poodle."
In a moment of impatience, Du Lizhi was a bit scared after the fact, and Lin Miao remained silent for a few days, but when he heard about him again—the entire page of the entertainment publication and entertainment website was full of news. : The popular actor "Little Overlord" Golden Retriever was kidnapped. During the rescue, he was seriously injured by tearing tickets and died.
At that time, Du Lizhi was still very melancholy for a while, thinking that if he hadn't put a brick on the back of a person's head, wouldn't the person die so quickly?
"...Later, I was kidnapped by my dad, shaved off my bald head, and sent to the Southwest Military Region to 'block gun holes'. Don't laugh, these are the old man's original words."
"What do you want me to say to the Southwest Military Region? It's all shaved, and I can just send it to become a monk."
Lin Miao clapped her hands and laughed, "Good idea!"
Du Lizhi: ...
At that time, Lin Miao was cruelly sent by his father to serve as a soldier. Lin Miao was suffocating in his heart, how hard he was, how much he practiced and strived to be the first in everything, so he wanted to leave this "ghost land" dignifiedly and give his father a beautiful " Ear scratching", unexpectedly, the army fell in love with this uniform in two years. When the special forces squadron came to select candidates, he ignored his father's objection and signed up. He was selected to the most elite army in China as he wished.In the past three years, many extreme missions have been carried out, and there have been many times of life and death. Until a secret mission a year ago due to an intelligence error, almost all the comrades who performed the mission were wiped out, and Lin Miao was the only survivor.
Seeing the comrades who had been with him day and night fell down one by one and could do nothing, Lin Miao almost lost all hope during that time, and applied to his superiors for retirement after recovering from his injury.The psychological experts of the army also believed that his current psychological condition was no longer suitable for special forces, and his superiors approved his application, and he returned to the city where he grew up alone like a walking dead.
Because of the secrecy work he had previously engaged in, he had to sign in on the military website every day for a year so that his superiors could monitor his whereabouts.So he rented a house and got a computer, and he either ate or slept all day except signing in.The father visited him a few times, and felt sorry for his son, but he also knew that it would be useless to persuade him. It happened that his son had reached the age of marriage, so he asked someone to introduce Lin Miao a girlfriend every three days.
"At that time, the old man forced me to go on a blind date every day." Lin Miao shrugged, "It's so annoying."
"you go?"
"Well. What's the matter? Don't look at the old man who is like a dog all day long outside, but he is a rogue at home. If I don't go, he will wipe his neck with a knife. But there are policies and countermeasures..."
At that time, Lin Miao was not in the mood to go on a blind date, not to mention that he was not interested in women at all, even if he liked him, he would not be interested at all.In order to keep women away, he simply didn't shave his beard, ignored his birth, and made himself look like a savage. Every time he went on a blind date, he would wear dirty and torn clothes and say a few crazy words to ensure that the other party would die if he couldn't finish a meal. escape.Over and over again, rumors of "Secretary Lin's son is a lunatic" spread like wildfire among the top management. His father was so anxious that he wanted to beat him with a big stick, but no woman was willing to meet his son.
"and after?"
"The old man was in a hurry, and he couldn't help me, so he found a relationship and froze my card in the army."
Du Lizhi: ...
"At that time, I only had 3000 yuan in cash for a computer. I had nothing to do, so I set up a Taobao store." Tiger poison does not eat children. Even if Lin Miao did nothing, Lin Changchun would not be able to starve his son to death. home.At that time, the shadow of the tragic death of his comrade-in-arms was almost like a shadow and he couldn't get rid of it. He had to find something to divert his attention, open an online store to play BS scum online games, like a real otaku, he spent every day in the virtual world to create a The virtual self, fighting and swearing at people on the forum, pretending to be pure and cute in online games does everything, as if this is the only way for him to escape from that nightmare for a short time.Until——meeting the "Messenger of Justice" in the game, the kind of loneliness that can't fill the emptiness no matter how noisy it is, disappeared little by little. While he continued to pretend to be stupid to take advantage of it, he secretly laughed behind the screen.When he discovered his neurotic behavior, he suddenly realized that the pain that had haunted him like tarsus maggots for a year had slowly disappeared.
Maybe it's time, but it must be more than just time.
So when he heard that Du Lizhi was about to leave, Lin Miao panicked all of a sudden, like a drowning man clutching at the straw, Lin Miao stalked and got Du Lizhi's cell phone number.Just one glance—the past that has been buried deep in my heart for many years has turned into waves.
On the day he was kidnapped by his father, he had just asked someone to get Du Lizhi's mobile phone number.At that time, he was very interested in "Poodle Dog", and he planned to play with others, so he read it several times and memorized the number in his heart.It's rare that Du Lizhi hasn't changed his cell phone number in the past six or seven years.
Sometimes fate is...it makes you leave the right person at the wrong time and meet again at the right time.
"Taobao shop? What do you sell?"
"Durex. A famous brand of condoms."
Du Lizhi: ...
"I closed the shop yesterday."
"Then?"
"There is still a lot of stock, which is probably enough for the two of us to use for a lifetime."
Lin Miao responded with a fierce punch and two nosebleeds.
In fact, with his skill, he could dodge, but at that moment, he suddenly didn't want to dodge.
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