When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...
Chapter 54 Help Me Beat Someone Up
Speaking of which, this is the third time for Yang Aodong to come to Bolan Mansion, twice with Shen Hang, once... to have sex with someone, but actually also with Shen Zha =_=,.Yang Aodong has always stayed away from places like Bolan Building, which spend money like burning paper and pretending to be unlimited, but follow Shenhang, an upstart, to eat back RMB. It is light and delicate, but a little less popular.So I don't plan to have a second meal.
Yang Aodong watched Shen Hang park in the parking lot, and went around to the passenger side to open the door for him, but he didn't intend to get out of the car, he just leaned on the back of the seat and said calmly, "Boss Shen has too much money to spend, "
"There are quite a lot now." Shen Hang lowered his head and smiled, "But he will soon become poor. So it is a little bit to be able to make a little now."
Yang Aodong: "..." He has never seen such a "normal" Shen Hang. He doesn't pretend to be coquettish, speaks logically, is reasonable, thinks clearly and is a little sad, so he has no way of guessing how much of Shen Hang's words are true. .Yang Aodong, who was made invulnerable by Shen Hang's eloquent and suspected neurotic traits, is really not used to it now: "Did Halley's comet hit the earth yesterday? Or did you roll down the stairs?"
Half a year can't say how long it is, but more than 100 days and nights are not short. Shen Hang has become very accustomed to Yang Aodong's way of speaking at the moment, so he got into the car, closed the door and turned on the air conditioner, and said with a smile: "When Halley's Comet hit the earth yesterday, I was rolling down the stairs. Rolling makes my muscles and bones feel comfortable, not to mention how enjoyable it is."
Yang Aodong: "..." Speechless, but at least he breathed a sigh of relief (=_=), and nodded: "Oh, it turned out that Rolling Taishuang accidentally lost his head."
Shen Hang: ...
Yang Aodong put two long legs on the front windshield, and unceremoniously printed two shoe prints on it: "Tell me, what happened? The company went bankrupt again? Want to come to my place to cook and earn money? "
This time, Shen Hang didn't climb along the pole: "It's not a big deal... Dongdong, let's go up and talk while eating?"
Yang Aodong said: "Let's go to another place, even if you become poor, you still have to save some coffin books, right? In case you don't have the money to bury exposed corpses on the street and affect the city appearance and pollute the environment."
Shen Hang: "..." In the past six months, Shen Hang has been almost invulnerable by Yang Aodong's poisonous tongue. At this moment, he only thinks that Yang Aodong is saving money for himself. Based on the principle that Yang Aodong's words are imperial edicts, he starts the car: "I want to where to eat?"
Yang Aodong: "There is a porridge shop downstairs from my house, the food is still edible, and the porridge is not bad...Shen Hang, stop the car!"
Shen Hang was so frightened that he stepped on the brake: "What's the matter?" As he spoke, following Yang Aodong's gaze, the two men came out from the main entrance of Bolan Building, and there seemed to be some quarrel, one punched the other in the face On the next day, the one who was beaten wiped the nosebleed, then wiped it on the other face, and said something with a smile.
lovers.And he recognized the one who beat him.It was that bastard named Du Li who had a bad intention for Dongdong, but the stir-fried dishes were quite delicious. o(╯□╰)o Shen Hang touched his nose, thinking that it would be better if he ran away with others, it would save him a lot of trouble.
Yang Aodong stared out of the window for a while: "Mr. Shen, beat someone up for me."
Shen Hang was taken aback: "Who?"
Yang Aodong: "Du Lizhi." He said and stroked his slightly swollen abdomen.In the past, he thought that the future would be long, and it would not be easy for him to find faults and trips slowly, but now as soon as he felt that the thing in his belly was dishonest, Yang Aodong became irritable, and only thought about it before the little monster came out. No matter what, Du Lizhi's "father" must be beaten up.It would be even better if we could get rid of Shen Hang's Shenjingbing brown candy by the way.
Shen Hang: ...
Yang Aodong turned to look at him: "Don't you dare?"
Shen Hang stared at him for a second, and a smile appeared on the corner of his lips: "One-to-two, I really don't dare to do it normally, but... remember to call an ambulance for me later." He got out of the car and slapped on him with a "bang". He strode over to the car door and kicked Du Lizhi: "What are you doing, you? Is there any law for beating people openly in broad daylight?" Another punch hit him in the stomach: "I thought there was no law?" People dare to meddle in their own business, don’t they? Let me tell you, I used to be a policeman, and I despise you as a murderous fighter!” Just as the third punch was thrown out, it was blocked by a strong hand.
Yang Aodong who just opened the car door: ...
Lin Miao had just been punched by Du Lizhi until his blood flowed through his body, and he saw a SB lunatic rushing over and kicked his little dog. He just wanted to get rid of his mental illness, so he heard it Seeing what Shen Hang said, he was slightly taken aback, and his subordinates were half a beat behind.Seeing Du Lizhi squatting down in pain, covering his stomach, Lin Miao frowned, grabbed the crazy hand and twisted his back to lock it firmly: "You used to be a policeman?"
Shen Hang struggled twice but didn't move, thinking that today he encountered a hard idea, he gritted his teeth and didn't speak.Hearing the movement of the man pressing him down, he said calmly: "Is there such a good policeman in the world? Listen carefully, I am willing to let him beat you, it's none of your business! Are you minding your own business?"
Shen Hang immediately relented: "It doesn't matter."
At this moment, Du Lizhi finally regained his strength, stood up and was about to kick the psychopath: "Shen Hang?"
"Ah."
"Fuck, are you fucking insane? Why did you hit me?"
"Sorry, I called the wrong person."
Du Lizhi: ...
Lin Miao saw that this guy was an acquaintance of Du Lizhi, so he let go of his hand. Unexpectedly, this guy gave Du Li a kick as soon as he was free. This time Du Lizhi was on guard and didn't let him kick him , dodged and punched him back from the side: "Shen Hang, are you fucking crazy?"
While beating and being beaten, Shen Hang said in Du Lizhi's ear: "I'm sorry, who made you offend my wife." And when Du Lizhi was dumbfounded after hearing this, he punched him again.
"Damn! You said Yang Aodong?" Du Lizhi kicked Shen Hang's waist, panting.The last time I was passed by Shen Hang online, how could I not guess it now?But these two people are really fucking weird, they just have nothing to do on the Internet and kill a lot of people, how come they hit people in real life?He originally thought that Yang Aodong was quite a temperamental person, but he didn't expect that he was just as fucking crazy as Shen Hang!
And at this moment, the "Yang Aodong" in Du Lizhi's mouth was having a "pleasant conversation" with Lin Miao.
Just now when Lin Miao saw that Shen Hang didn't repent, he was so angry that he was about to give this ignorant bastard a hard lesson, when he saw a tall man with a cold temperament coming over, "Excuse me, how can I get to the Commercial Building?"
"Turn right from here for 1000 meters... Be careful not to get hurt in a fight, let's go!" Lin Miao quickly finished pointing the way, and was about to subdue the psycho, when he heard the man's clear voice: "Du Lizhi..." Lin Miao Miao turned back: "Why, you know him?"
"How could you not know him?" Yang Aodong smiled coldly, "The person who asked Shen Hang to beat Du Lizhi—"
Lin Miao frowned: "Huh?"
"it's me."
"You?" Lin Miao looked back at the two people who were fighting hard to part, feeling that his poodle would not suffer for the time being, and wondered if it would be more convenient to restrain the man in front of him so that the psychopath would stop. , but found that he was a bit hesitant to let go, "The reason? Du Lizhi has done something to hurt you?"
Yang Aodong nodded slightly: "That's right."
"what's up?"
"No comment."
Lin Miao nodded, and sneered: "Then I'll ask him, is it all right?" As he spoke, he took Du Lizhi into his arms, quickly dodged Shen Hang's fists, and put him down neatly.On the one hand, he leaned into Du Lizhi's ear and asked, "Dog dog, where does it hurt?"
Du Lizhi glared at him, then shook his head: "It's okay. Jin--Mao--"
Lin Miao was not annoyed, and smiled slightly: "Hey, the dog is so good~" Before Du Lizhi got angry, he quickly changed the subject: "Have you offended those two psychopaths?"
Du Lizhi: "No. I'm not familiar with them at all! But now I really want to 'offend' those two 'crazy'!"
Lin Miao lowered her head slightly while embracing him: "Okay, how do you want to offend?"
Yang Aodong reached out and pulled Shen Hang up: "Should I call an ambulance?"
Shen Hang wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: "It's okay, no need." He basically greeted Du Lizhi just now, so there was no scar on Du Lizhi's face.Du Lizhi was annoyed by him, and almost half of his punches and kicks were directed at his face, so he looked worse than Du Lizhi at the moment.
Yang Aodong glanced at Lin Miao who was walking over with Du Lizhi in his arms: "I'm not talking about now...Are you sure you can leave vertically later?"
Shen Hang: "...do you still want me to beat someone up?"
Yang Aodong: "Do you think you still have a chance?"
"Then..." Shen Hang picked up Yang Aodong as he said, and ran towards the parking direction, "It depends on who runs... faster..."
Yang Aodong: "..." Is the tortoise and the hare race?
Facts have proved that although Shen Hang is not good at fighting (Shen Hang: Who said that? Let’s fight one-on-one! The scumbag author escapes with the lid on the pot =_=), he is quite good at escaping. Bo Weibu... slammed into the car door with a "bang" one second before Lin Miao caught up. While starting the car, he fastened Yang Aodong's seat belt and at the same time stretched out a charming middle finger to Lin Miao and Du Lizhi .Then step on the accelerator and go away.
Du Lizhi: "Golden Retriever—"
Lin Miao: "Hey, the dog is good."
Du Lizhi: "Don't tell me you were a soldier."
"But I was a soldier." Lin Miao didn't seem to know what shame or embarrassment was, and he still smiled very politely and politely, "I also learned how to treat wounds. I'll give you a full body checkup later. .For bruises or something, apply a cold compress and I'll rub it for you in 24 hours, so I'll take care of it."
"Fuck your grandma!" Du Lizhi crawled out from under his arm, and kicked his ass hard: "When you get home later, rub your ass by yourself! I'm leaving!"
The author has something to say: The scum snail is very fat now TAT I’m sorry, it’s too bad. I deleted a thousand words and rewritten it. This is to make up for the day before yesterday. If there are no accidents today, I will make up for it tomorrow.The day after tomorrow, resume the normal frequency TAT of the next day
Yang Aodong watched Shen Hang park in the parking lot, and went around to the passenger side to open the door for him, but he didn't intend to get out of the car, he just leaned on the back of the seat and said calmly, "Boss Shen has too much money to spend, "
"There are quite a lot now." Shen Hang lowered his head and smiled, "But he will soon become poor. So it is a little bit to be able to make a little now."
Yang Aodong: "..." He has never seen such a "normal" Shen Hang. He doesn't pretend to be coquettish, speaks logically, is reasonable, thinks clearly and is a little sad, so he has no way of guessing how much of Shen Hang's words are true. .Yang Aodong, who was made invulnerable by Shen Hang's eloquent and suspected neurotic traits, is really not used to it now: "Did Halley's comet hit the earth yesterday? Or did you roll down the stairs?"
Half a year can't say how long it is, but more than 100 days and nights are not short. Shen Hang has become very accustomed to Yang Aodong's way of speaking at the moment, so he got into the car, closed the door and turned on the air conditioner, and said with a smile: "When Halley's Comet hit the earth yesterday, I was rolling down the stairs. Rolling makes my muscles and bones feel comfortable, not to mention how enjoyable it is."
Yang Aodong: "..." Speechless, but at least he breathed a sigh of relief (=_=), and nodded: "Oh, it turned out that Rolling Taishuang accidentally lost his head."
Shen Hang: ...
Yang Aodong put two long legs on the front windshield, and unceremoniously printed two shoe prints on it: "Tell me, what happened? The company went bankrupt again? Want to come to my place to cook and earn money? "
This time, Shen Hang didn't climb along the pole: "It's not a big deal... Dongdong, let's go up and talk while eating?"
Yang Aodong said: "Let's go to another place, even if you become poor, you still have to save some coffin books, right? In case you don't have the money to bury exposed corpses on the street and affect the city appearance and pollute the environment."
Shen Hang: "..." In the past six months, Shen Hang has been almost invulnerable by Yang Aodong's poisonous tongue. At this moment, he only thinks that Yang Aodong is saving money for himself. Based on the principle that Yang Aodong's words are imperial edicts, he starts the car: "I want to where to eat?"
Yang Aodong: "There is a porridge shop downstairs from my house, the food is still edible, and the porridge is not bad...Shen Hang, stop the car!"
Shen Hang was so frightened that he stepped on the brake: "What's the matter?" As he spoke, following Yang Aodong's gaze, the two men came out from the main entrance of Bolan Building, and there seemed to be some quarrel, one punched the other in the face On the next day, the one who was beaten wiped the nosebleed, then wiped it on the other face, and said something with a smile.
lovers.And he recognized the one who beat him.It was that bastard named Du Li who had a bad intention for Dongdong, but the stir-fried dishes were quite delicious. o(╯□╰)o Shen Hang touched his nose, thinking that it would be better if he ran away with others, it would save him a lot of trouble.
Yang Aodong stared out of the window for a while: "Mr. Shen, beat someone up for me."
Shen Hang was taken aback: "Who?"
Yang Aodong: "Du Lizhi." He said and stroked his slightly swollen abdomen.In the past, he thought that the future would be long, and it would not be easy for him to find faults and trips slowly, but now as soon as he felt that the thing in his belly was dishonest, Yang Aodong became irritable, and only thought about it before the little monster came out. No matter what, Du Lizhi's "father" must be beaten up.It would be even better if we could get rid of Shen Hang's Shenjingbing brown candy by the way.
Shen Hang: ...
Yang Aodong turned to look at him: "Don't you dare?"
Shen Hang stared at him for a second, and a smile appeared on the corner of his lips: "One-to-two, I really don't dare to do it normally, but... remember to call an ambulance for me later." He got out of the car and slapped on him with a "bang". He strode over to the car door and kicked Du Lizhi: "What are you doing, you? Is there any law for beating people openly in broad daylight?" Another punch hit him in the stomach: "I thought there was no law?" People dare to meddle in their own business, don’t they? Let me tell you, I used to be a policeman, and I despise you as a murderous fighter!” Just as the third punch was thrown out, it was blocked by a strong hand.
Yang Aodong who just opened the car door: ...
Lin Miao had just been punched by Du Lizhi until his blood flowed through his body, and he saw a SB lunatic rushing over and kicked his little dog. He just wanted to get rid of his mental illness, so he heard it Seeing what Shen Hang said, he was slightly taken aback, and his subordinates were half a beat behind.Seeing Du Lizhi squatting down in pain, covering his stomach, Lin Miao frowned, grabbed the crazy hand and twisted his back to lock it firmly: "You used to be a policeman?"
Shen Hang struggled twice but didn't move, thinking that today he encountered a hard idea, he gritted his teeth and didn't speak.Hearing the movement of the man pressing him down, he said calmly: "Is there such a good policeman in the world? Listen carefully, I am willing to let him beat you, it's none of your business! Are you minding your own business?"
Shen Hang immediately relented: "It doesn't matter."
At this moment, Du Lizhi finally regained his strength, stood up and was about to kick the psychopath: "Shen Hang?"
"Ah."
"Fuck, are you fucking insane? Why did you hit me?"
"Sorry, I called the wrong person."
Du Lizhi: ...
Lin Miao saw that this guy was an acquaintance of Du Lizhi, so he let go of his hand. Unexpectedly, this guy gave Du Li a kick as soon as he was free. This time Du Lizhi was on guard and didn't let him kick him , dodged and punched him back from the side: "Shen Hang, are you fucking crazy?"
While beating and being beaten, Shen Hang said in Du Lizhi's ear: "I'm sorry, who made you offend my wife." And when Du Lizhi was dumbfounded after hearing this, he punched him again.
"Damn! You said Yang Aodong?" Du Lizhi kicked Shen Hang's waist, panting.The last time I was passed by Shen Hang online, how could I not guess it now?But these two people are really fucking weird, they just have nothing to do on the Internet and kill a lot of people, how come they hit people in real life?He originally thought that Yang Aodong was quite a temperamental person, but he didn't expect that he was just as fucking crazy as Shen Hang!
And at this moment, the "Yang Aodong" in Du Lizhi's mouth was having a "pleasant conversation" with Lin Miao.
Just now when Lin Miao saw that Shen Hang didn't repent, he was so angry that he was about to give this ignorant bastard a hard lesson, when he saw a tall man with a cold temperament coming over, "Excuse me, how can I get to the Commercial Building?"
"Turn right from here for 1000 meters... Be careful not to get hurt in a fight, let's go!" Lin Miao quickly finished pointing the way, and was about to subdue the psycho, when he heard the man's clear voice: "Du Lizhi..." Lin Miao Miao turned back: "Why, you know him?"
"How could you not know him?" Yang Aodong smiled coldly, "The person who asked Shen Hang to beat Du Lizhi—"
Lin Miao frowned: "Huh?"
"it's me."
"You?" Lin Miao looked back at the two people who were fighting hard to part, feeling that his poodle would not suffer for the time being, and wondered if it would be more convenient to restrain the man in front of him so that the psychopath would stop. , but found that he was a bit hesitant to let go, "The reason? Du Lizhi has done something to hurt you?"
Yang Aodong nodded slightly: "That's right."
"what's up?"
"No comment."
Lin Miao nodded, and sneered: "Then I'll ask him, is it all right?" As he spoke, he took Du Lizhi into his arms, quickly dodged Shen Hang's fists, and put him down neatly.On the one hand, he leaned into Du Lizhi's ear and asked, "Dog dog, where does it hurt?"
Du Lizhi glared at him, then shook his head: "It's okay. Jin--Mao--"
Lin Miao was not annoyed, and smiled slightly: "Hey, the dog is so good~" Before Du Lizhi got angry, he quickly changed the subject: "Have you offended those two psychopaths?"
Du Lizhi: "No. I'm not familiar with them at all! But now I really want to 'offend' those two 'crazy'!"
Lin Miao lowered her head slightly while embracing him: "Okay, how do you want to offend?"
Yang Aodong reached out and pulled Shen Hang up: "Should I call an ambulance?"
Shen Hang wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: "It's okay, no need." He basically greeted Du Lizhi just now, so there was no scar on Du Lizhi's face.Du Lizhi was annoyed by him, and almost half of his punches and kicks were directed at his face, so he looked worse than Du Lizhi at the moment.
Yang Aodong glanced at Lin Miao who was walking over with Du Lizhi in his arms: "I'm not talking about now...Are you sure you can leave vertically later?"
Shen Hang: "...do you still want me to beat someone up?"
Yang Aodong: "Do you think you still have a chance?"
"Then..." Shen Hang picked up Yang Aodong as he said, and ran towards the parking direction, "It depends on who runs... faster..."
Yang Aodong: "..." Is the tortoise and the hare race?
Facts have proved that although Shen Hang is not good at fighting (Shen Hang: Who said that? Let’s fight one-on-one! The scumbag author escapes with the lid on the pot =_=), he is quite good at escaping. Bo Weibu... slammed into the car door with a "bang" one second before Lin Miao caught up. While starting the car, he fastened Yang Aodong's seat belt and at the same time stretched out a charming middle finger to Lin Miao and Du Lizhi .Then step on the accelerator and go away.
Du Lizhi: "Golden Retriever—"
Lin Miao: "Hey, the dog is good."
Du Lizhi: "Don't tell me you were a soldier."
"But I was a soldier." Lin Miao didn't seem to know what shame or embarrassment was, and he still smiled very politely and politely, "I also learned how to treat wounds. I'll give you a full body checkup later. .For bruises or something, apply a cold compress and I'll rub it for you in 24 hours, so I'll take care of it."
"Fuck your grandma!" Du Lizhi crawled out from under his arm, and kicked his ass hard: "When you get home later, rub your ass by yourself! I'm leaving!"
The author has something to say: The scum snail is very fat now TAT I’m sorry, it’s too bad. I deleted a thousand words and rewritten it. This is to make up for the day before yesterday. If there are no accidents today, I will make up for it tomorrow.The day after tomorrow, resume the normal frequency TAT of the next day
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