textual fantasy love

(One)

YY: Why hasn't it shipped yet!Let foodies know how sinful it is to eat!

Customer service number 0: Due to the large amount of activities, we will deliver the goods within 72 hours, please don’t rush to order, leave time for us to pack

YY: I’m hungry at night, I want to keep eating while watching TV, I can deliver the goods tomorrow.

Customer service number 0: We will deliver the goods to you as soon as possible, please wait patiently

YY: I can't wait, I always use this sentence to fool me, who will bear the responsibility of starving to death?

Customer service number 0: Dear, please calm down

YY: No food, calm down!

Customer Service No. 0: If you don’t mind, eat me. I’m really urging you. I can’t help you if you’re so anxious ╮(╯-╰)╭

YY: Damn!It's you again, the hot-blooded customer service on duty, I forgot to read the almanac when I bought something

Customer service number 0: Our customer service has numbers without repetition

YY: Okay, number 0, right? I remember you

Customer Service No. 0: Do you have any other needs?

YY: Didn't they say they want to eat you?How to eat ⊙_⊙?

Customer Service No. 0: Undressed

Customer service number 0: already in bed

Customer Service No. 0: Already lying down

Customer service number 0: Let's eat

YY: Brother, you are so awesome, does your boss know?Does Want Want chat have background monitoring?

Customer Service No. 0: It’s okay, our boss said that the most important thing is to serve customers well. The purpose of our store is customer first

YY: Including just now?

Customer service number 0: ^_^

YY: Then I started “_”

Customer Service No. 0: Ah~

Customer Service No. 0: Kiss, your way of eating is too rough TT

YY: So hard, it hurts my teeth

Customer Service No. 0: If you lick it again, it will be soft

YY: Hum a little dirty song and listen to it

Customer service number 0: ah~ so big, ah~ so hard, ah, I can’t take it anymore

YY: out of tune

Customer service number 0: I am tone deaf, please sing to me>

YY: En~ Lie down for me, En~ poke up, En~ Clamp tight

Customer service number 0: I feel like I'm about to ascend to immortality

YY: It’s obviously a little fairy, slap

Customer service number 0: Ah, don't spank my ass

YY: If you are so sensitive, just hit, slap, slap

Customer service number 0: ah~ah~~ah~~~

YY: So tired_(:з」∠)_

Customer Service No. 0: Take a break?

YY: I said I'm tired of typing, stop making trouble, and send my goods quickly!

Customer Service No. 0: Didn’t I feed you enough~~o(>_<)o~~

YY: Brother, let’s stop playing and talk about serious things

Customer service number 0: Good dear, we have already urged the warehouse for you, and we will deliver the goods at least before seven o’clock

YY: that's good

Customer Service No. 0: Thank you dear, remember to take a walk after dinner to digest [waving a handkerchief]

In the dormitory, as soon as Ying Yao turned off the Wangwang chat software, he saw the dead Brother Yu behind him like a pillar.

Brother Siyu clicked tut a few times, looked up to the sky and sighed with an inconceivable expression: "The current customer service has such a high professional standard!"

Ying Yao sneered, "You're ignorant."

"Which store, brother, I'll go to kill time too." Brother Siyu was eager to try, with a wretched expression on his face.

"Look for it yourself, don't disturb other people's normal work." Ying Yaohong said humanely, and added an accent to the word "normal".

Now it's Brother Dead Yu's turn to sneer: "It's as if you didn't disturb me, tsk tsk, I really can't see that you are acting like this."

Ying Yao had an indifferent expression: "It's just a text exchange, but speaking of it, I feel very cordial chatting with this customer service, as if I was chatting with you."

"Death, if it were me, I would directly follow you to the voice play."

Ying Yao heheed twice.

Brother Dead Fish shrugged and shook his phone. "Brother, I shook it. Think of me as a rarity."

"Be quiet at night, don't disturb my sleep." Ying Yao reminded, afraid that Brother Dead Yu would make a big noise at night and disturb him so that he would not be able to sleep.

Brother Siyu seemed to get his dish with a shake, and he said perfunctorily that he knew it, so he hurriedly made an appointment with his mobile phone.

Ying Yao also turned off the computer, took a shower early and climbed into bed to sleep.

It's just that when he was about to fall asleep, he made a sound of waking the bed to the dead brother Yu on the bed.

"Fuck, take it easy!"

Ying Yao threw the big root radish, the birthday doll that Brother Yu gave him this year, which was lying on the bed.

Brother Dead Yu poked his head out from under the quilt, and his voice became clearer and audible.

He yelled twice again, and said proudly, "Why, did you respond?"

Ying Yao has nothing to do with Brother Dead Yu, and he also knows that this is the easiest time for Brother Dead Yu to release himself.He turned his back and listened to the English reading in the mp3 to hypnotize himself.

(two)

Thanks to Brother Yu, Ying Yao's dark circles were swollen again.

He got up in a state of exhaustion, and after brushing his teeth, he first checked Taobao to see if the seller had delivered the goods.

Yesterday, customer service number 0 said that the goods would be delivered by at least seven o'clock, and it is now eight o'clock.

As a result, there is still an orange 1 circled in the upper right corner where it is to be shipped.

Regardless of whether the customer service was still online so early, Ying Yao just knocked over.

YY: Brother, what about seven o'clock?

Customer service No. 0: Dear you [爱心] [爱心] Customer service No. 0 is not at work yet, you can poke brother No. 1 if necessary [automatic reply]

No way, Ying Yao poked Brother No. [-].

YY: Hello, the things I bought promised to be shipped before [-] o’clock today, why haven’t they been shipped yet?

Customer Service No. 1: Please do not urge, take care of urgent mail

YY: What is your attitude? This is a matter of the efficiency of your store.

Customer Service No. 1: Please wait a moment

YY: oh

The customer service should have gone to check the warehouse.

Ying Yao waited for a while, lamenting that the number 1 customer service was too ineffective and inefficient, and he had to learn from the number 0 brother.

Just when Ying Yao and others got impatient, No. 1 finally replied.

Customer Service No. 1: The warehouse is loading the parts. We pack and deliver the goods according to the time of the order. Please be patient and wait. Thank you for your cooperation.

Facing customer service No. 1's blunt and impersonal tone, Ying Yao really wanted to tease him.

YY: In order to make up for the mental loss of my anxious waiting for food and hunger, do you want to show some kindness?

Customer Service No. 1: [question mark]

It's just wood.

If this is the customer service number 0, it is estimated that Zheng Zheng's heart can't wait to kiss madly. Let him forgive and let him wait patiently.

Facing this, Ying Yao suddenly lost interest in flirting.

YY: Nothing

Customer Service No. 1: Thank you for your understanding, I wish you a happy life

Seeing these words, Ying Yao couldn't be happier.

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