textual fantasy love

(three)

Brother Siyu was full of spring breeze, and Ying Yao almost dozed off in class because of his lack of energy.

Tao Lin, who was sitting next to Ying Yao and came to class, pinched Ying Yao's waist to pinch the sleepy bug away.

"What's wrong?" Ying Yao wiped his mouth, thinking he was drooling, but he still pays attention to his image.

"The teacher asked you to answer the question." Tao Lin said in a low voice.

Ying Yao stood up slowly, pretending to be calm, and at the same time hurriedly asked for help from the elementary school students who were listening carefully to the class.

Tao Lin immediately pointed to the textbook with his finger, and said in a low voice, "Translate this paragraph."

Ying Yao took a few glances, and began to translate the Japanese paragraph with some lumps.Then he took Tao Lin's book and read it when the lecturer was unprepared. Ying Yao's book was blank and he didn't take notes, but Ying Yao knew that Tao Lin must have carefully reviewed it.

It can be regarded as muddling through, Ying Yao sat down and gave Tao Lin a thumbs up. "Brother invites you for lunch."

"Count me in." Brother Siyu agreed very positively.

"It's none of your business, get out of here."

"It can't be my fault, I'm also a scumbag, and I can't help it."

"So it's not for you."

"Let's have fun with the three of us."

"Make another one, just to play mahjong."

Tao Lin on the side covered his mouth and snickered as the two bickered, feeling very happy, and silently followed: "Senior, I don't know how to play mahjong."

When talking to Tao Lin, Ying Yao's tone was very gentle and pampering. "It's okay, it's understandable that good students don't know how to play mahjong."

Brother Siyu muttered in a low voice: "I thought you were going to say, it's okay, brother will teach you."

In the end, Brother Siyu followed Ying Yao and Tao Lin to the cake shop in the back street of the school with a shameless face.

Ying Yao went to order, and Brother Siyu and Tao Lin sat face to face.

Tao Lin was playing with his mobile phone, while Brother Dead Fish rested his chin on his pillow boredly and watched the people coming and going.

"The ass is really up." Brother Dead Fish said in a low voice.

Tao Lin raised his head suddenly, blushing, feeling a little embarrassed.

"It must be fun to do it." The words were not surprising, and Brother Dead Yu continued to speak vulgar words.

After the people left, Brother Dead Fish looked away, and only then did he realize Tao Lin's blushing cheeks.

"Sorry, I'm a little excited to see a nice hip shape." After finishing speaking, I felt that the wording was still wrong, "Just pretend I didn't say anything."

"Brother Big Yu, the one you said just now with a sticky butt is a teacher from our school."

Brother Dead Fish immediately whistled excitedly. "You look good, what's your name?"

"I don't know, I didn't teach our class."

"Ok."

When Ying Yao came back with dessert and milk tea, Brother Dead Fish asked Ying Yao, "Did you see the person in front of you just now?"

Ying Yao shook his head. "Did not notice."

"He's handsome, and his butt is up. My junior said he's a teacher in their school. Our school actually has such a guy. You must be a newcomer."

"Why, the little fairy last night didn't satisfy you?"

"Oh, the more the better."

This kind of dialogue between Ying Yao and Brother Siyu was commonplace, but it was so painful for the elementary school boy who was listening silently at the side.

Tao Lin drank the milk tea and bit the cake, not even noticing the chocolate sticking to his mouth.

Ying Yao stabbed Brother Yu to death with his hands, and warned him in a low voice to put down his yellow tone, as there was an innocent student sitting in front of him.

Ying Yao took out a tissue and asked Tao Lin to wipe the left corner of his mouth.Tao Lin absent-mindedly wiped the right side with his hand, and Ying Yao simply reached out and wiped it clean for him.

Tao Lin's face turned even redder, which made Ying Yao feel that he must have been frightened by the conversation between the two of them.

In order to comfort Tao Lin's frightened heart, Ying Yao brought the dessert in front of him to Tao Lin. "Actually, the strawberry flavor is also good."

Tao Lin very naively sent over the remaining half of his own cake as a courtesy. "The chocolate ones are delicious too."

Ying Yao laughed and said, "I've eaten it, it's really good."

For some reason, the dead fish brother felt numb to the food exchange behavior of the two, and had an inexplicable illusion of being blinded.

(four)

After separating from Tao Lin, Ying Yao was able to teach brother Yu Yu openly.

"Don't be so unrestrained in front of Tao Lin in the future, and see how frightened he is."

"No, maybe I just feel embarrassed."

"It's shameless to speak out, that's all I can bear."

"Tsk tsk, are you trying to say that you have thick skin?"

The two walked to the door of the dormitory just like this.

"Ying Yao, send the express delivery." The uncle in the dormitory stopped him when he saw Ying Yao. Ying Yao took the express delivery every day, and the uncle already knew him.

"It's pretty fast."

Ying Yao thanked the uncle, and took his package back to the dormitory.

I couldn't wait to open it, and there was a box full of food.

Brother Dead Fish unwrapped a pack of biscuits and tasted them. "Not to mention, the food in this shop recommended by my junior is quite delicious."

Ying Yao glanced at Brother Dead Yu: "Of course it's delicious if you eat for free." Ying Yao took out a bag of potato chips and locked the bag in the cabinet.

Three yuan cash back for good reviews, no matter whether it is delicious or not, first get good reviews and then talk.What's more, Ying Yao is also a regular customer of this store, and he has never encountered any food quality problems.

Turn on the computer, and the Taobao account is automatically logged in.

The sound of ding dong reminds Ying Yao that the product has been signed for.

There was another ding-dong, reminding Ying Yao that he had left a message.

But then, ding dong ding dong sounded again and again.Ying Yao felt that he was busier than the seller.

Customer service number 0: I am

Customer Service No. 0: Yes.

Customer Service No. 0: Received

Customer service number 0: packaged

Customer Service No. 0: Yes

Customer service number 0:.

It is really a bit of trouble to understand this sentence.

YY: Do you think you are writing pear flower style?

Customer Service No. 0: Dear, our shop is going to be exchanged at a very low price at the end of the month. You can exchange for a big gift bag if you buy any product + 5 yuan, and an ID can only be exchanged once. Have you exchanged it~~~~~[Automatic reply]

It is an automatic reply, and the customer service number 0 is the status of leaving.

There are so many rippling little tails at the end of the automatic reply, which is really in line with the personality of this customer service.

Ying Yao gave a good review first.

Matches the description: ★★★★★

Service attitude: ★★★★★

Delivery speed: ★★★★☆

Logistics service: ★★★★★

Evaluation: Give the express a thumbs up, the delivery speed is very fast, the potato chips are unpacked, the taste is good, and it is also the latest date. PS: The customer service attitude is very good, but a bit too dedicated

Ying Yao took a screenshot and sent it to customer service number 0.

This time there is no automatic reply.

Customer Service No. 0: You need five stars to get cash back, dear

It was only then that Ying Yao discovered that he had missed a star for the delivery speed, so he began to argue.

YY: Count yourself and see how many stars I have scored

Ying Yao also started counting.

YY: Nineteen, more than five stars

Customer service number 0: ("≡_≡)

YY: When will the cashback be returned?

Customer Service No. 0: Too much nonsense

YY: When will the cashback be returned (☆▽☆)

Customer service number 0: I will be deducted TUT if I open the back door for you

YY: I didn’t earn much at first, so I deducted it, when will I get cash back o((>ω<))o

Customer service number 0: 1 minute later

YY: Be good, brother, I will sacrifice myself and take the initiative to give you something

Customer Service No. 0: I want to kiss~~

A sample, and a request, but seeing that the customer service master gave him a small recipe for him to cash back, Ying Yao will barely satisfy this hungry customer service No. 0 for a while.

YY: [Crazy Kiss Dynamic Picture]

Customer service number 0: cover your face and run around~~~

One minute later, Ying Yao really received a cashback of three yuan.

The reason for the transfer given by the payer is: welcome to visit next time, and look forward to serving you again =V=