Bamboo Horse Warm Flower

It was almost time to leave school, Zhang Long called and asked if the cleaning was done.Only then did Wen Xiaohua turn around, like a squirrel waking up from a nap, looking in shock at the classroom that seemed to have been washed away by the Dragon King Temple.

So the first thing Wen Xiaohua and I did after we became friends was to help him clean.

Alas, if I had known this would be the result, I would rather punch Zhang Long and kick Zhao Fu than clean up my bulletin board...

Regardless of Wen Xiaohua's high IQ, she is not at all organized when cleaning.When I walked out of the classroom with the bucket in hand, he was still wiping the blackboard seriously. When I came back with water, he had already drawn bastards on the blackboard...

I pushed my glasses, and I was right, I was really drawing bastards.A very ugly stick figure was drawn on the blackboard before, with the name of some unlucky guy written next to it, which was also naive. Wen Xiaohua came across this bastard when she wiped the blackboard, so she opened up for it , Hehe, more childish!

"How about it?" Seeing me coming in, Wen Xiaohua threw chalk in his hand, showing off his bastard, "Do you want to draw some patterns on the back and make it look like a turtle?"

When you draw a turtle, do you have to say "Do you want to lengthen the neck and draw it as a dinosaur"?If you drew a battleship, I can still praise it sincerely. What is there to praise for drawing a bastard?

This is Wen Xiaohua, he has always been like this since he was a child. His mother asked him to go to the supermarket to buy things. As soon as he got the money, he went to the game hall. Standing in despair at the entrance of the supermarket, his father bought him a bicycle (that is, the four-wheeled one) and asked him to ride downstairs. As soon as he turned around, he carried Zhang Long and Ma Mian, and followed the passing No. 1 car I walked behind my buttocks, and I haven't ridden back since the No. 1 car closed.

If I wasn't here today, he could draw you a Jurassic Park in minutes.I put the bucket on the ground, thinking that you should be sent to clean the toilet!

Wen Xiaohua sneezed twice, the phone rang, it was from the basketball team, Wen Xiaohua rubbed her nose to check the time, there was no time to dawdle, picked up the wiper and wiped it off The messy graffiti on the blackboard made me feel a bit reluctant when it was that bastard's turn.

In all fairness, this bastard is really well drawn, it is flat and stable, and there is a faint 3D effect, and the bastard's spirit is on the board.

"If you don't want to leave it there," I said, "you can erase the name next to it."

Wen Xiaohua wiped off the name with a wave of her hand, leaving behind the handsome and nameless bastard.I saw that he was turning around with the chalk in his hand. He probably wanted to leave a name, but he had no choice but to draw a bastard, so he could only give up in resentment.

For an hour after that, the two of us frantically cleaned the classroom under the watchful eyes of the bastard.Wen Xiaohua didn't get distracted and was lazy, but no matter what I was doing, he would come up to join me.

When I was carrying water, he dropped the mop and ran up: "Hey! Let me do that!"

I was cleaning the glass, but he dropped the bucket and ran up: "Hey, I'll clean that one!"

When I mopped the floor, he dropped the rag and ran up: "I'll do that!"

I asked you why you want to rob me of everything?Wen Xiaohua, who was holding onto my mop, said innocently, you were hit by a ball yesterday!

Aside from the fact that he always loses things and never ends, I was a little moved, but then I thought about how this guy rained bugs on me before, and he was still smiling while sitting on a tree trunk, so I thought he deserved it!Thinking of this, I let go of the mop without pity: "Then you mop."

Wen Xiaohua hugged the mop pole and looked at my ruthless back.

This continued until 05:30 in the afternoon, Wen Xiaohua was carrying a mop, and I was carrying a bucket, standing side by side in front of the door.In the classroom, the desks are neat, the piano is bright, the lion on the blackboard is like the domineering stone lion of the town house, and there is a small spider web hanging on the spotless light tube, which Wen Xiaohua tried to save when she wiped the light tube. .The evening wind blows outside the window, and the small spider webs are slightly bulged by the wind, like a full sail.This is the first time I feel that spider webs are not all ugly.

"Let's go." I closed the door.

"It was promised that I would help you, but it turned out that you helped me..." Wen Xiaohua said sullenly.

"Aren't you a friend? You're welcome." I said.

I turned around and walked in front, the words were spoken calmly and unrestrainedly, I bet Wen Xiaohua couldn't catch any clues.

He couldn't hear the excitement in my heart.

***

When I went downstairs, I walked in front, and Wen Xiaohua walked behind.I also don't understand why the corridor is so wide and he wants to walk behind me. I slowed down to wait for him, and he slowed down, making us feel like we were in a traffic jam on the second ring road.I thought to myself, Wen Xiaohua, what tricks are you going to do?

If only I had the aura of Wen Xiaohua's mother. When I was a child, Wen's mother took Wen Xiaohua to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. Wen Xiaohua carried the bought vegetables and lingered among the thousands of flowers. In a hurry, he took a poisonous look at Wen Xiaohua who was gathered in front of the hawker stall selling bastards.That day I also came to buy fish with my mother, and Wen Xiaohua was stuck in a group of adults at that time, if only a butt wearing corduroy children's trousers was exposed, Mother Wen rushed to the corduroy-covered butt from twenty meters away. Zi shouted angrily:

"Wen Fan, what are you doing?! Stand at attention! Walk together!"

Wen Xiaohua loves his mother the most, because his mother told him to walk in unison, but he dare not walk forward.Seeing that butt poking out from the crowd immediately, Wen Xiaohua hurriedly picked up a tomato that had fallen from her pocket, wiped it on her trousers secretly, stuffed it back into her pocket, and walked towards her mother tremblingly.

That was the first time I saw Wen Xiaohua who was flaring her teeth and claws like a frost-stricken Wen Xiaohua. I felt both enjoyable and envious, as if I saw the Japanese devils who were beaten to the brim by Huo Yuanjia and Chen Zhen.When Mother Wen took Wen Xiaohua away, I felt like the whole vegetable market was celebrating.

"Student Wei Tian."

When I was full of thoughts, Wen Xiaohua suddenly stopped me.

Why did Wei Tian suddenly become a classmate of Wei Tian?I was quite disappointed. Looking back, I saw Wen Xiaohua holding a black backpack in front of her chest with her left hand, and her right hand was mysteriously inserted into the backpack, just like when she invited me to eat pasta in the classroom, with both hands inserted into the desk.

"Didn't I step on your glasses last time? I don't know how much your glasses cost, so I just bought a pair..."

Wen Xiaohua took out the blue glasses case from her backpack, flattered is not enough to describe my mood at the moment, no wonder he was walking behind me at the girl's house before, it turned out that he was planning an opening speech.I quickly said, "No need, I have a spare."

"Of course I will compensate you if I trampled on it. Your spare pair is too old, the paint is peeling off, and the prescription must be wrong." Wen Xiaohua put her backpack on her shoulder, opened the glasses case, and walked down happily. , "I originally wanted to find a pair that was the same as your old one, but there was none in the store, and the other frames were too rustic, so I chose this one, and I don't know if you like it or not..."

Ever since he said that the other frames were too rustic, I felt something was wrong, and I looked down into the glasses case...for a moment I didn't know what to say...

Wen Xiaohua took out this carefully selected pair of tortoiseshell glasses, opened them and displayed them in the sunset, showing me their beauty in 360 degrees: "These can reflect various colors under the light..."

Then you can only wear it when walking at night at night...

Wen Xiaohua: "I deliberately picked the pattern of this hawksbill turtle~"

Maybe I picked bastard's pattern on purpose...

Wen Xiaohua looked at my face, then at the glasses in his hand, apparently he didn't think there was anything wrong with the tortoise king pattern glasses he had in mind, but he could tell that I didn't like them very much, after all, I didn't even boast A nice sentence.

I felt like I was facing a squirrel jumping up and down, it jumped on the branch for a while, and jumped on the flat ground for a while, wagging its big tail, raised its voice to ash the acorns it picked, and finally took the acorns with sparkling eyes. Pass it to you, take it!take it!I... I took off my old glasses in a desperate situation, and wanted to put them on before I regretted it, and I will talk about other things later!

I took off my glasses and was about to take over the frames from Wen Xiaohua's hand, when the new glasses were quickly placed on the bridge of my nose, like a cockroach that was enthusiastically flying towards me.

Unexpectedly, the prescription of the new glasses was exactly the same as my trampled pair. The lenses were very light and hung crookedly on the bridge of my nose. Wen Xiaohua carefully straightened me again, and finally said sincerely: "Handsome!"

I looked at the windowpane and turned my face away without a word.

Wen Xiaohua, your aesthetics are really dead...