Bamboo Horse Warm Flower

Wen Xiaohua went to the basketball team to practice, and I went home alone on Line 5. Although today is still a different route, I am already looking forward to "encountering" Wen Xiaohua in the elevator one day. The guy is carrying a schoolbag. Pointing at me and yelling "Student Wei Tian" in surprise.

Passing by the optical shop on the way home, I was not without depression. I was planning to buy a new pair of glasses. There was a black frame mirror that I liked for a long time, but Cheng Yaojin with tortoiseshell pattern popped up on the way...

I looked at the literary and fresh black frame on the advertisement, and at the tortoiseshell frame in my hand that reflected the local laser light in the setting sun. Alas, should I be handsome in the eyes of all mankind, or be handsome in Wen Xiaohua's eyes? Handsome, this is really a cosmic problem, because these two sets have no intersection at all...

When I went back to my room to do my homework in the evening, Wen Xiaohua also came back. He had to take a shower before eating when he got home. If he didn't sit on the dining table covered in sweat, he would be disgusted by his mother, which was pitiful.I found that no matter how beautiful Wen Xiaohua is and how cute she is, it won't work at his mother's place. Mother Wen probably knew that it was a waste of oil since Wen Xiaohua left her mother's womb with fists and kicks.

Open the window, the evening breeze is blowing, Wen Xiaohua hums upstairs and goes into the bathroom, today he is still humming "Wewill rock you" by Queen.It turns out that you really weren't laughing at me last time.

I lay on the bed at night, thinking about how to start this hard-won friendship. My fantasy of friendship with Wen Xiaohua was still in Wen Xiaohua’s childhood. At that time, I hoped to be friends with Wen Xiaohua every day. My friend, when he was bitten by mosquitoes, I patted toilet water on his white arms. After he dug the mud and caught bugs, I took him to wash his hands, and rubbed every finger and fingertips clean , Never let him eat spicy skewers with one hand of mud!But now that Wen Xiaohua has grown so big, I can't pat him with toilet water to wash his fingers anymore.

Worrying and worrying, I fell asleep. After falling asleep, I had a dream. In the dream, when I opened my eyes, I saw Wen Xiaohua standing in front of me when I was a child, with hands covered in black mud. Next to us was the primary school laboratory building. In the row of sinks at the back, I yelled frantically why it was so dirty, and at the same time grabbed Wen Xiaohua's hand and stuffed it under the faucet for him to wash without complaint.

"Although it's a dream, it's too dirty! Did you grab a poop?!"

Wen Xiaohua hummed with her chin held high, with a proud expression on her face.

I looked at the pitch-black water in the pool, and heard my own crazy voice and Wen Xiaohua's singing echoed over the campus, and I didn't know whether it was a dream or a nightmare.

***

Facts have proved that my worry is completely unnecessary, because Wen Xiaohua is more worried about making friends than I am.

Early the next morning, before the set alarm clock rang, the mobile phone rang first. I got up sleepily and saw that the caller was an unfamiliar number. After answering, there was a voice:

"Wei Tian, ​​are you up? Guess where I am?!"

Wen Xiaohua's voice was so close to my ears, I sat up straight, and instinctively opened the quilt next to me, only to be relieved when I found that the quilt was empty, and woke up most of the sleepiness: "Wen Xiao... ...Wen Fan? You got up so early?"

"It's quite early. When I woke up, the sky was full~~~~" He yawned, "It's still dark. But there's no way, you have to get up early for this kind of thing..."

A premonition of something wrong flashed in my heart: "What's the matter?"

"Ask you to go to school together!" Wen Xiaohua said cheerfully on the other end of the phone, "Wei Tian, ​​I'm downstairs at your house right now!"

I got stuck for two seconds and woke up completely!I hurriedly got out of bed and opened the curtains. I live on the [-]th floor, and I couldn’t see the faces of the passers-by downstairs. I leaned out and saw the passers-by downstairs hurrying like ants, and I didn’t see any ant posing “Dangdang Dangdang" pose with one hand on hip and one hand pointing at the sword.

I asked in amazement: "Really? How do you know where I live?"

Wen Xiaohua laughed for a while: "This kind of thing is a piece of cake for me~~"

The smug little look of shaking the stool one after the other is almost vivid in front of my eyes. "But why do you have my mobile phone number?" I asked as I was busy putting on my pants.I remember that we hadn't reached the point of exchanging cell phone numbers yesterday.

"I asked Mr. Mu for it."

I wondered: "Why didn't you just ask me?"

"I asked, so I wrote it in the notebook."

"What notebook?"

Wen Xiaohua said sullenly: "Just the notebook you used as a pen holder..."

"..." The devil knows that you still have these mysteries in that notebook!You usually make friends like this, so it's no wonder that there is only one crab army in the circle of friends who have been friends for more than ten years!

"Stop talking, come down quickly, I bought breakfast, and I'll eat it with you when you come down!"

I was so flattered that I responded again and again, quickly washed up, carried my schoolbag and rushed out the door, pressed the elevator and hurried back - I forgot the turtle king's eight-pattern glasses.

Wearing tortoise king eight-patterned glasses, I was confused as soon as I stepped out of the gate of the community. There was no breakfast shop outside. It was deserted and deserted. up.Is Wen Xiaohua playing with me again?At this moment, Wen Xiaohua's call came again:

"Why haven't you come down yet?"

I heard a prank on the other end of the phone, as if knocking on the bowl with chopsticks, and the knocking was particularly hopeless. Wen Xiaohua didn't seem to be playing with me.I thought for a while, and suddenly thought of the crux of the problem: "Who did you ask for my address?"

"It was originally written in the notebook, but later it became a pen holder. I asked Zhang Long and the others to ask you..."

I hold the phone and take a deep breath-I, just, know, know!

Now I remembered everything, the day after I dragged the unwilling Wen Xiaohua off the gold list, I was stopped by the crab army outside the school gate. They just want to come to my house to intercept my prelude to revenge. For example, a snake suddenly fell from the sky when I was going home, or a group of toads jumped at me. When I think about it, I get goosebumps all over my body. He scolded Wen Xiaohua's ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart, so of course he wouldn't tell the truth!

"Wen Fan, are you under the Harbor Plaza?" I asked.

Wen Xiaohua tapped the bowl weakly with her chopsticks, and said yes, her voice raised, why haven't you come down yet.I can imagine him stretching his neck and raising his head.

I was almost on my knees. Just to be on the safe side, I randomly reported an address that was thousands of miles away from my home!Wen Xiaohua, you are my nemesis!I'm your neighbor who lived downstairs for five years, you don't even know where I live? !

With such a big oolong, I wanted to tell him you better go and don’t wait for me, but Wen Xiaohua was wearing her beloved No. 11 team uniform, with a basketball in her left hand and a steamed bun in her right hand, standing under the Harbor Plaza. I was looking forward to see through, finally I gritted my teeth and said, "Wait for me for another 15 minutes!"

"10 minutes!" Wen Xiaohua knocked on the bowl vigorously!

Make an inch of it, Wen Xiaohua!

"Nine minutes and thirty seconds..."

Well, well, I'm unlucky!Nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds is nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds!

I stuffed my phone into my schoolbag, carried my schoolbag and rushed into the subway station. While listening to the subway station announcement, I was burning with anxiety. This is the first time Wen Xiaohua asked me to go to school together. The invitation was eight years late...