Bamboo Horse Warm Flower

As soon as the subway door opened, Wen Xiaohua and I rushed out at the same time. I rushed straight to the train in the opposite direction that was about to close, but everyone rushed to the door, only to realize that Wen Xiaohua had disappeared.

what happened?I turned my head to look at the two carriages on the left and right. Among the passengers filing in at the door, there was no Wen Xiaohua standing out from the crowd, and the door I was standing at was obviously the shortest distance in a straight line. Why did Wen Xiaohua want to look far away?

The door of the car "stabbed" closed, the train left me and roared away, and the subway station suddenly became quiet. I turned around like a headless fly for a long time, and then I raised my head spiritually and looked towards the direction of the exit of the stairs—— A brain quietly protruded from the top of the stairs.

I stared at Wen Xiaohua's protruding head, and pointed at the subway that had abandoned us with my mouth open.

Wen Xiaohua put her hands on the railing of the stairs, lowered her head and asked me with a smile, "Why are you running there?"

……All right.I put down my raised hand silently, I should have thought of it earlier.

***

When I numbly followed Wen Xiaohua out of the subway station, I was still thinking about the morning self-study, and felt like I was walking like a walking dead.Along the way, Wen Xiaohua kept instilling in me the benefits of skipping classes. The pursuit of life should not be confined to a small classroom. She even imitated the opening remarks of our class's Chinese, English, and math teachers before class. It's over. Shrugging: "Repeating the same words every day, don't you think it's a waste of time? If you want to listen to them, I can learn it for you now."

Our Chinese teacher’s class is actually quite fun, the things he talks about are very funny, and the language and facial expressions are also funny, so I asked: “Can you learn from the joke that Teacher Wang taught in class yesterday?”

Wen Xiaohua stopped and thought about it seriously: "You really want to hear it?"

"Well." I said.Isn't that what you said you could learn?

Wen Xiaohua was a little embarrassed: "Then let me think about it again?"

I will give you time, you want to chant.I nod.

Wen Xiaohua was thinking while walking, I looked back at him, his eyeballs were rolling, he must be rewinding the time axis to yesterday's Chinese class, but was shocked to find that there was only a piece of happy black in the memory, and there was no joke, mutant toad and There might be a giant gecko or two left.In the end Wen Xiaohua said to me extremely shamelessly: "How about I tell you a joke from the Internet?"

"...Forget it." I walked around him and walked to the front, shaking my head in my heart. He usually sleeps in class, so he can imitate the teacher's 2 minutes before class and put on a show.

***

So after going to school together, the two of us skipped class together like lightning, and the revolutionary friendship developed at the speed of light.

Wen Xiaohua is already familiar with skipping classes. He didn't bother to ask for leave. In Wen Xiaohua Guduo's words, he was too unpopular. But when he was young, he was beaten up by his mother for not asking for leave and skipping class. Now he is still a little traumatized. sequelae.I remember that time when he hid behind the slide in the park and didn't dare to come out to answer his mother. Mother Wen came to grab him furiously. Wen Xiaohua was so frightened that she crawled and crawled in the slide. Passers-by thought they were catching a dog. Seeing that Wen Xiaohua was finally caught, they were all convinced.From then on, if Wen Xiaohua wanted to skip a class or something, she would remember to ask for leave first, lest the teacher find his mother and sue her.

It is said that Wen Xiaohua was very aggrieved after being beaten up by his mother, and held a criticism meeting with the Crab Legion in the secret base.The Crab Legion accused Wen's mother one after another, and even suspected that Wen Xiaohua was not his mother's own. Wen Xiaohua didn't dare to criticize his mother. I saw him standing by the small pond with the same tragic expression as before Nezha committed suicide. It seems that he was not his own. He also intends to accept his fate with hatred.In the end, Wen Xiaohua clutched Lao Gao's swollen buttocks, and shifted the fire to the target: "You are such a big man, why are you still going to file a complaint? Can you discuss any problems with me in private?"

The Crab Legion began to condemn the class teacher who did not discuss with Wen Xiaohua privately.Afterwards Zhang Long asked: "Then shall we escape tomorrow?"

Wen Xiaohua rubbed her butt, learned from the pain, and began to plan to forge a parental leave note.Why do I know, because the next day he stuffed the leave slip signed with the name of her "aunt" (actually the owner of the supermarket opposite the school) under the door of the office, and happily skipped class again.

Here, Wen Xiaohua has already called Mr. Mu to ask for leave, saying that he has a stomachache and just took Contac, so he really can't insist on coming to school. Before he finished listening, Mr. Mu scolded him on the phone, Say you still eat Contac for stomachache, why don’t you eat KFC? !Only then did Wen Xiaohua realize that she had made a mistake by accident, so she continued to flicker without changing her face, saying that it was because of taking the wrong medicine that her head hurts now, and asked Mr. Mu to give him two days off. Mr. Mu said angrily Wanting to leave it for two more days, Wen Xiaohua went along with the flow and said, ok, ok, let’s do it for one day, Mr. Mu said later that no, it can only be half a day, and class in the afternoon is required——Wen Xiaohua pretended not to hear it and hung up the phone quickly .I asked him how he was, and he threw his phone and smiled at me triumphantly: "It's done~"

This is also called getting it done. Is there anything in this world that you can’t handle it?

It's my turn to ask for leave. It's not that I haven't asked for leave before, but it's the first time I have lied about asking for leave.When the call was connected, Mr. Mu was obviously still angry. I hesitated and said that I had a fever. In fact, the reason for having a fever was not tenable to me. I am Wei Tian who still went to class with a fever of 39 degrees, no Fever, coma, no gastric perforation, I usually don't ask for leave...

I was ready to be scolded by Mr. Mu. I didn't expect that Mr. Mu not only didn't doubt me, but also cared about my condition. He took me for a long time to inquire about my health, asked me if I had taken any medicine, and told me to take a good rest. In the afternoon Don't come to school either.

I hung up the phone with the extreme condemnation of my conscience, and when I looked up, I saw Wen Xiaohua's depressed face.

Ten minutes later, Wen Xiaohua and I were walking on the deserted street. Wen Xiaohua was in a slightly depressed mood, and she confided the truth to me: "Why didn't the old man say that to me, let you rest for a whole day, I just Give me half a day..."

Half a day is not bad, I said to myself, if you want me, I will only give you two classes.

Wen Xiaohua often asked for leave when she was still a flower bone. At first I didn’t know that he was pretending to be sick. I always thought that beautiful creatures are delicate. For this reason, I often wrote in my diary that I hope he will recover from illness tomorrow morning, and that I I can see him tomorrow, Yunyun, I dare say that when I write this, Wen Xiaohua is digging out the ant nest at some point...