Bamboo Horse Warm Flower

While waiting for the subway, I looked down at my hands, and still couldn't believe that I hugged Wen Xiaohua head-on.

Wen Xiaohua is standing next to me right now, with her schoolbag on one shoulder, and her hands in the pockets of the basketball team jacket. At first, Rukawa Kaede looked a little cold, but the subway never came, and gradually he began to forget his People set up.I looked up to see how far the subway was from here, and by the time I got my eyes on him again, he had been swaying from side to side for a while.I looked along the dark crowd at the subway station, only the elementary school student carrying the bento box had the same painting style as him...

After 2 minutes, the subway finally came into the station, and Wen Xiaohua finally stopped shaking, and he began to take small steps on the spot...

I looked at the reflection of the two of us on the security door of the subway, and felt that there was no way out, me with laser gold glasses, a local tyrant, and Wen Xiaohua, who was walking in small steps on the spot.If at this moment the local tyrant's laser gold glasses suddenly fired a beam of laser light, turning Wen Xiaohua into a squirrel with a sharp beak and buck teeth, I wouldn't be surprised.

There are not too many people in the subway car at the moment, and Wen Xiaohua saw an empty seat as soon as she got on the subway.Wen Xiaohua and I humbly back and forth in front of all the passengers, I said you sit down, after all, you discovered it first, Wen Xiaohua was heartbroken and wished to shake my shoulder to remind me, but you were hit by a football!

...Really, if you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten that there is such a thing.I don't understand why Wen Xiaohua cares so much about me being hit by a ball, does it mean that when he sees me, there will be a squirrel holding his mouth in his heart, watching another squirrel being hit by a hazelnut circle? ?

I was so annoyed by his modesty, I accidentally raised my voice: "If I tell you to sit, sit down!"

Before I could finish my sentence, Wen Xiaohua sat down as if being cursed by his mother.

I think he has finally settled down, and I thought tiredly, no wonder why mother Wen talked to Wen Xiaohua in such a tone that grandma doesn't care and uncle doesn't love, it was also forced by this brat.

Wen Xiaohua had a recollection expression on her face, frowning and crossing her hands in front of her chest, she couldn't figure out why she just sat down.

***

Riding the subway with Wen Xiaohua was not a pleasant experience.

Wen Xiaohua's buttocks are still hot, the subway arrived at the next station, and when the door opened, a pregnant woman came up. At that time, Wen Xiaohua was immersed in playing with her mobile phone. I called out "Hey, Wen Fan" politely, but he didn't even look up. "Ah?", I had no choice but to kick him, Wen Xiaohua held her knees and raised her head with an "ouch", just in time to meet the round belly of a pregnant woman, her face flushed red with a "poof", and she jumped up quickly I gave up my seat.

The pregnant lady thanked us, but Wen Xiaohua was squeezed behind me by the crowd, so I said "you're welcome" on his behalf.Although my Wen Xiaohua is naughty, her essence is not bad~

More and more people were stuffed into the carriage, and it became extremely crowded. There were people on my left, right, front and back. Wen Xiaohua wanted to stand beside me, but she couldn't find a gap.I looked at my left and right sides, the right side was so crowded that there was no room for my chest to stick to my back, and there was an uncle with a big belly standing on my left. In fact, there is still some space on the left side of the uncle that can be compressed, but the uncle doesn’t seem to be He planned to give way to the left, so that the people in the carriage could breathe a sigh of relief, and also let Wen Xiaohua get in.

Wen Xiaohua twisted and twisted behind me, like a big squirrel with its tail stuck in the manhole cover, extremely anxious.So I turned my head and said to the uncle: "Uncle, can you give way over there?"

The uncle cast a contemptuous glance at my local tyrant laser gold glasses, and ignored me.

Wen Xiaohua stood behind my uncle and me, put down his big tail, and made a cursed face...

Then he started drilling on his own.

I must cooperate when he drills me. I shrink my body and try to make room for him. Wen Xiaohua gets stuck in one arm first, and then in one shoulder. The uncle must be annoyed by him. Turning his head to look over, Wen Xiaohua also turned his head. Looking over, the two people's big eyes met small eyes, the uncle had veins on his forehead, and the veins on Wen Xiaohua's forehead were no different.

After going back and forth like this for a few times, the uncle finally gave up. Popping veins is also a physical job, and Wen Xiaohua, who plays basketball, will not lose to anyone.The uncle reluctantly took a step aside, the carriage relaxed immediately, Wen Xiaohua returned to her seat smoothly, squeezed in and smiled elatedly, it felt like a flower struggling to rise among thorns, and finally Stretching the face out of the thorn bushes, a group of crumpled petals also unfolded biubiu one by one.

It looks so pretty when you smile, it really is that little flower.I wonder.

But as soon as I lowered my head, I caught a glimpse of Wen Xiaohua's Xiangbei trousers and the ashes I just kicked him. Son, how can I be willing to kick him...

Wen Xiaohua raised her hand to hang herself on the ring, then started to bury her head in her mobile phone again, and asked me in a flash after a while:

"Wei Tian, ​​is your WeChat ID the same as your phone number?"

"Wei Tian, ​​what's your QQ number?"

"Wei Tian, ​​do you have Weibo?"

I answered him sentence by sentence, Wen Xiaohua didn't even look up at me, just nodded with "ohhh".

Then my phone rang, I took it out and took a look, only to see a blood red reminder on the app, if you don’t have OCD, you have to show OCD!I opened them one by one, and it turned out that they were all Wen Xiaohua's friend applications and comments.At the beginning, I was full of anticipation, wanting to see what he wrote to me after eight years of absence, but after reading it for a while, my interest faded away.Wen Xiaohua's message is super uninteresting, either 233333, or a few emoticons that I don't know.

But your emojis are also too careless, can you send emojis like [So Love][Dear] casually?I never make such emoticons!

Wen Xiaohua's profile picture is that of a spider. I read the comments while scrolling through the homepage. Seeing these spiders conquering every corner of my WeChat and Weibo bit by bit, I couldn't help but break down in my heart.I don't like spiders at all!

By the way, I also started to STK Wen Xiaohua. Wen Xiaohua has only four friends forever, and now I have one more.In addition to the Crab Legion, he also followed some public accounts, and on Weibo, he also followed popular science accounts such as natural science magazines, and he reposted content related to natural science.

In order to take care of Wen Xiaohua's face, Zhang Long, Zhao Fu, and the others often comment on his Weibo, but those long Weibo posts about reptiles and arthropods in Natural History Magazine, the Crab Legion, can't understand that the comments are full of people. It is ridiculous to use generous layman's words, such as "such a small unicorn", Wen Xiaohua replied "This is a weevil, not a unicorn!" and "Why is this gecko so soft", Wen Xiaohua replied "This is Salamanders, how do you look like a gecko!" So much so that the comments later were filled with trepidation, "Mr. Wen, are these ants?"

Wen Xiaohua sent a broken expression: "Why don't you even recognize ants?!"

I flipped through Wen Xiaohua's Weibo, and I couldn't help thinking of when I was a child, Wen Xiaohua was walking on the road with a small schoolbag on her back, and she was teaching the Crab Legion about the difference between planets and stars.The general idea is that the bright ones in the sky are all stars, the Big Dipper and the Altair and Vega are all stars, and the ones that are not bright are planets, such as the earth and Mars.

Ma Mian immediately drew inferences, saying that the moon is a big star!

Wen Xiaohua was depressed, and said that the moon is a satellite, and its light is forwarded to the sun, and it does not emit light by itself, do you understand?

Ma Mian looked dazed, "I get it, isn't it stars and planets? Why is there another satellite?" Wen Xiaohua patted the mosquitoes that were thriving on his blood, and muttered with emotion: "You guys Why don't you understand anything..."

I carried my schoolbag and walked behind him, thinking I understand, come and talk to me!But Wen Xiaohua just sneezed a few times.

Standing in the subway like this now, Wen Xiaohua and I are shoulder to shoulder, burying our heads in STKing each other's misdeeds on the Internet, it's really like a ridiculous dream...

While consuming precious traffic, I was writing "My Friend Wen Xiaohua" in my heart. I didn't know when the site announcement sounded, and I suddenly woke up. I didn't seem to have heard of this site before?

I looked at Wen Xiaohua in puzzlement, and Wen Xiaohua looked up out of the window in puzzlement, and finally said to me with a surprised expression that exploded into fireworks: "Oh my God! We passed the stop!"

I leaned in front of the window, staring at the strange subway station outside the window, dumbfounded—you ghost...