After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

Chapter 18 The Shit Shovel Beats Someone!

Are there gods in the world?

not necessarily.

Gallius does not have human worship or other beliefs.

He only believed in reason and wisdom.

After removing the Ottomans' thick filter of mysterious exaggeration of the ancient earth and ancient humans, for Galius, human beings are not 'human beings', they are just an ancient and fragile species.

Today, when he sees his true face, he will not deny that human beings are cute, obedient and lovable creatures.

But he never regarded the human named Joey whom he liked in front of him as his companion, a citizen of the Ottomans, even though he was [-]% genetically similar to the Ottomans.

He raised it and took care of it.

Give shelter and love.

The former is out of duty, the latter out of personal feelings.

Gallius made the distinction very clear, so even if you put humans to sleep, treat each other honestly, or do something that Galius hates and would never do if you are too intimate among the same race, you can switch to your own pets. There is nothing to be shy about in Si's eyes.

Do people care about their manners in front of their cats and dogs?

Will you care that your smile is not elegant enough, and your behavior does not keep a distance?

of course not!

So Gallius held down the little pants and ordered Joey to put down the covering hand. Naturally, he didn't feel indecent when he applied the medicine patch, and he had some fantasies.

He didn't understand the meaning of the little pet holding him tightly to prevent him from taking the medicine.

but……

Joey doesn't think so!

He is being treated as a pet for others in order to survive, but in his heart he is still an independent and good young man in the new society.

And Gallius in front of him didn't look like an alien, except that he was a little taller, better looking, and his eyes were a little different in color... This is a fucking man!

Fuck, how can you show your little brother to the elders who have just known each other for less than a month! ?

"Let go, listen."

"No no no—"

Gallius frowned slowly, his voice lowered a degree, and became severe.

"Joey!"

"Do not----"

Joey tugged on his little pants, stared at the excrement shoveler in front of him with wide eyes in horror, and refused loudly in the few Ottoman languages ​​he had just learned mixed with Earth dialect.

"No, myself - myself - OK, myself OK!"

"You're hurt, I need to check to avoid inflammation." He wasn't sure that his little pet was capable of healing itself, and it would be painful to let the wound rub against the cloth.

"No no no—"

"Joey!"

Since Xiaodong was adopted by him, this is the first time that Gallius has been violated by the other party and treated with a gesture of resistance.The man's indifferent and handsome face darkened, and he directly pressed Joey's shoulders and hands. The huge power gap made Joey have no ability to resist and was pulled away, and then -

"Clap!"

Two slaps landed on Joey's buttocks, knocking Joey into a daze, staring blankly at Gallius' face.

You, you hit me?

You dare to hit me, shit shoveler? !

Labor and management have fought hard with you!

The buttocks were numb at first, and then the fine and dense pain was like a bug bite or anesthetic, and it gradually and quickly went straight to the top of the sky!

Friends who ate their parents' fried pork with bamboo shoots when they were young know that the buttocks seem to have a lot of meat, but they are actually painful to death from being beaten!

Joey covered his buttocks, his eyes were red with pain, he was gnashing his teeth and wanted to shovel shit with the bastard, but just as he stood up, he was pushed down again, and the world was spinning and the wind was blowing so cool.

Gallius moved so quickly that it was unbelievable, he immediately sprayed it with the spray, glanced at the wound with only a broken skin, and pasted it with the prepared pink flower potion, and slapped his pants—the wound was treated!

Gallius pulled a disinfectant tissue to wipe his hands, looked down at Joey, who was so stiff to petrified and faded in front of him, and the corners of his lips curled up while maintaining the posture of raising his dog's paw and scratching himself.

Joey: ...

You, what are you laughing at?

Are you laughing at my stupidity or my little brother?ah? !

Because of this smile, Joey, whose self-esteem was frustrated, had scarlet eyes: ...I fucked him, I want to fuck him!

The system wiped sweat: [Calm down, calm down. 】

Calm down!

Joey: From now on, I'm going to break up with the hot chicken shovel shit!All friends!cold war!

The system muttered: [You only have this ability...]

Joey stared: What did you say? !

[Cough, it's all right. 】

snort!

Qiao Goujuu slapped open the arm that Gallius stretched out to embrace, and under the surprised gaze of the man, he crawled down from the desk with his mouth in his mouth and his buttocks in his hands, limped dressed and walked to the sofa. The man bared his teeth and sat down.

The air is so natural that it slips away.

And Gallius sat down behind the desk again, looking at the back of the little guy with his golden green eyes, he couldn't help laughing.

Hmm, humans seem cuter when they're angry?

The young Lord Heine suddenly felt the evil taste of those owners who deliberately spoof pets to annoy them.

The door to a new way of pampering pets is slowly opening~

night.

After returning to Haiyin Manor, the butler looked at the human being walking behind the master with his head bowed, with a particularly stubborn expression, and the master blinking with a smile in his eyes.

Lu Xi'an, who went up to meet him, took over the master's coat and asked curiously in a low voice, "What's the matter, Master Heine?"

Gallus said a few words briefly.

"So this is a temper tantrum?" The butler laughed after being surprised, and wanted to touch the human's little head, but what surprised him even more was the expression on Gallius's face when he mentioned this matter.

Their young master has always been very strict with himself and others. Sitting in that position, he is destined to control the overall situation. Every step is counted as a hundred steps, and even a small mistake is not allowed.

Be strict with yourself, carry the empire on your back, and become a flawless shield and spear.

This kind of super high self-criticism makes life a very tiring thing.Pleasure and joy have become luxuries behind glass cabinets.

Seeing the master whose smiles gradually increased, the housekeeper looked at the human beings and the master with partiality, and whispered in his ear and said with a smile: "Perhaps, you can do this... and then do this..."

Gallius was silent for a few seconds after listening, and said, "Lu Xien."

"Yes."

"There will be such proposals in the future, remember to send them to me."

"Okay, Master Heine."

The butler smiled.

Joey, who still doesn't know that his life will go in a strange way in the future, stood up with a stinky face. When it was time to eat, he stood firm and said, "Labor and management want to draw a [-]th line on the table", and rejected Jialiu again. Si carried him to the table, and carefully opened his legs to avoid pulling the wound, and climbed onto the chair.

However, when he saw that the meat soup and juice that should have been put in front of him were put in front of Gallius by the steward, he was dumbfounded.

"What about food?"

"That's my dinner!" Why did you put it in front of the shovel?

Joe Goujuu opened his dark eyes wide.

And he was a hot bastard who beat his ass, elegantly picked up a silver spoon, scooped up a spoonful of fragrant meat soup, and spun around in front of him, the smelly Joey glutton almost came out, opened his mouth and hurriedly waited ——The spoon turned a corner and returned to the face of the bastard shoveling shit.

Joey couldn't believe it: ...Huh? ? ?Are you going to rebel? You shit shoveler!

Looking at the little human, Gallius pressed his hand on his forehead and said with a low smile, "I'll give you a kiss here, Joey."

Joey: ...

After being stunned, Joey sneered disdainfully. He didn't believe that Gallius would eat pet food at all.

ha?

Who are you as an employee?Labor and management will give in for a bite?

Hahahaha...

Galius ate the soup from the spoon in one gulp.

Joey opened his mouth wide and his jaw fell to the ground: ... You, you, you, you, you eat pet food, you have no conscience, you have no heart, you are just a human...

Galius took another spoonful and ate it himself.

Joey's eyes suddenly turned red: ... woo woo, it's gone, you can't talk too much, I can't talk too much, if you eat it, it will be gone woo woo, don't...

Gallius continued to scoop——

Joey was about to burst into tears: Dear!Dad, I kiss! ! !

The half-closed eyes, like golden-green cat's eyes, are full of light, watching the little human shit jump off the chair, climb up his lap, climb up, and quickly pouted the goldfish's mouth and chirped between his eyebrows, and the corners of Galius' lips rose more Higher, higher and higher, and finally even put his fist on his lips in front of the housekeeper and others to 'chi' and couldn't help laughing.

Joey held the bowl in tears, it's over... the shit shoveler failed, he turned into a black belly!

But the housekeeper stared at the smiling face of the master, and smiled deeply to hide his merit and fame.

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