After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

Before crossing.

As a common man, Joey never thought that one day he would wake up on a soft bed full of sunshine in the morning.

The tip of the nose smells the smell of the wind blowing the lawn and flowers in the distant mountains.

Let the handsome manservants whisper softly, put on clothes, and finally let the Nordic gods with golden hair comb the fluffy black curly hair in person, until the eyebrows are kissed, and the slightly hoarse and elegant voice is like the last trembling of the piano, Muttering "Joey" seductively.

He opened his mouth and yawned. Before he woke up, Joey squinted his eyes and opened his arms habitually in a daze. He was picked up by the excrement shovel and sent to the toilet and then to the restaurant.

He himself didn't even need to fasten his napkin, he sat directly on Gallius' lap, just posted a post on the cat who was shoveling shit before eating, and then turned around and pouted next to the corner of the man's raised lips. one time.

The high-ranking chief of the supervisory district would personally feed him some fresh fruit juice, and feed him spoonful after spoonful of the meat soup.

Alas, such a day is really...

【Too corrupt! 】

The system looked at Joey, as if he was looking at a rebellious son who was indisputable.

【Do you still remember your ambitions? !What about brushing favorability? 】

"It's not that I don't want to brush."

Joey was led by Gallius and took the small starship to the thirteenth district. Hearing the words, he nodded and said vaguely: "Isn't my father's favorability continuously rising? It's 29 now."

The system is dissatisfied: [A rise is indeed a rise, but there is still a long way to go before he can satisfy any of your requirements without asking why!With a full score of [-], you haven't even reached the passing mark, do you still want to go home? 】

Joey was slightly stunned, and after careful consideration, he said, "When you say that, I really don't want to think about it."

system:【……】

Joey counted it up: "Look, I live in the manor here, eat meals prepared by a nutritionist, sleep with the most powerful man in the entire empire, and hold golden thighs... Well, the more I think about it, the more I feel that this place is more good."

system:【……】

Joey couldn't hold back his laughter after hearing the garbled sound in his head for a few seconds: "Haha, I'm lying to you, of course I want to go back! No matter how good this place is, it's not my home."

As the old saying goes, a golden nest and a silver nest are not as good as your own doghouse, and his parents are still waiting for him to retire.

And...he can't be a pet for Galius for the rest of his life...

He's human, not really a cat or dog.

[Then, you should increase your favorability as soon as possible, we are bound together, and I can complete the task if you succeed...]

"OJBK!"

The system's words made Joey fall into deep thought.

To be honest, he himself knows that he is not an intelligent player.

Like the harem favorite concubine's endless tricks to win the emperor's favor, the protagonist's resourcefulness to win the trust of the bad guys...

Neither can he.

Moreover, Joey brought into his head the script of his idol boss with Gallius: When danger comes, I will protect you, ah, I was hurt, and then Gallius hugged him affectionately and flashed in his heart that he is the one who treats me well People, in a fit of rage, Tianliang Wang Po, his favorability increased crazily like eating Xuanmai...

hiss--

Joey tapped his toes and shivered in embarrassment.

With regard to Gallius' solemn and indifferent face like a judge, if you press his wings and get a law code, he can't wait to save all sentient beings!But with the lines of the boss?

Huh~ It's just too funny!No no no.

But... besides this, how can I gain the favor of shoveling shit?

I can't sell pigu as a pet, right?Even if I dare to sell it, people don't want it.

Alas, I am so sad.

Joey walked up to the fluffy carpet in Gallius's office while thinking, took out his own iced juice from the small built-in refrigerator against the wall, lay down on the soft queen-sized water mattress for pets, and picked up the latest mattress next to the bed. After the communicator was turned on, he flicked Ottoman's cartoon and laughed like a little fool.

After laughing, I occasionally think of the business, and sigh: Oh, how can I get the only favorite of the shit shovel officer?

Amon looked at the huge pile of pet supplies that were completely different from Mr. Heine's and twitched his mouth: "Boss, those things used by humans are..."

Gallius raised his head, glanced at it and said calmly, "I bought it for it."

Of course I know you bought it!

Otherwise, who would dare to put pink toys and water beds on the head of Tai Sui who is monitoring the [-]th district! ! !

Yamon took a deep breath and showed the smile of his professional assistant: "Uh, but why did you buy those things..."

Gallius: "Because Joey would be bored."

Amon: "...but, but you don't think..." Don't you think there are more and more toys? !It's almost piled up to the door!

Before he finished speaking, Joey, who happened to be lying on the bed like a pig, saw a funny video, and laughed out the strange sound of 'goose goose goose', which echoed in the supposedly serious office.

And Gallius was not only not angry when he heard it, but also smiled.

The face that could scare countless giants into tears was much gentler.

Amon: "..."

a week ago!A week ago, our great Lord Heine was still the supreme controller who smiled and countless people stood on end, and Qiqi frantically thought about whether he had done something he shouldn't have been targeted by the [-]th District of Surveillance!

But now-

He has become a shit-shoveling officer who is obsessed with raising pigs!

Yamon clutched his chest, feeling that his tall boss was gone forever.

And the culprit was that curly black hair that picked his belly button!

"Amon, ask the inspectors to submit to me the recent inspection reports of the district chiefs and the reports on border defense and warfare, as well as the recent active rebels and star robbers..."

"Huh? Oh, okay!"

Amon came back to his senses and immediately turned to do it.

Joey, who was fattening on the bed, turned over bored at this time, looked at the sky beyond the tall buildings and complained to the system: "If you want to gain favor in such a peaceful life, you can only rely on time to make love. If you come here casually Just a big event…”

For example, in a movie of Weiwei, enemy agents were mixed in the [-]th district, and they cooperated with the enemy inside and outside to suddenly attack the [-]th district to assassinate and shovel shit, but after failing, they took themselves as hostages and took away something.

Hahahaha.

But just think about this kind of thing, how could it happen in reality——

Before the word 'sheng' fell, the blue sky suddenly had the illusion of water waves that only occur when the sun is scorching the road, and then the blue turned into pink, orange, and then red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

——The sky exploded.

The core building in the thirteenth district, known as the signal tower, issued a warning whistle of "woo--". over the city.

"boom!!"

After a loud bang.

Joey watched, through his constricted pupils, the dazzling red revealing his true self.

...That is actually a huge stealth warship.

It hit the protective shield of the signal tower recklessly, bursting out countless fragments, and at the same time countless small aircraft flew down from the battleship, with a clear target, passing through the hole made by the battleship and galloping towards the building he was in!

The speed is so fast that the air emits piercing sonic booms, burning countless snow-white lines.

At the same time, when Joey was in a daze, a big hand suddenly picked up Joey's neck. At the moment when Joey turned his head in astonishment, the time seemed to be in slow motion in a movie... He saw the golden hair from Jia Liu Si's face flew backwards, his golden-green pupils seemed to be on fire, glaring at the enemies who invaded his territory.

That awe-inspiring feeling even made Joey's retinas tingle.

The man tightened his jawline, and the slender palm that penetrated into his hair and stroked countless times smashed the wall next to him with his bare hands, and the alarm sound of the whole building suddenly changed to another tone.

And the excrement shoveler of his family, after the wall was broken, embraced him with one hand, swung the other hand casually, and brushed the ground, a glowing sword appeared in his palm.

At this moment, the man who stands tall and looks like a god has completely become a murderous judge who controls life and death wantonly!

Joey: ………

What the hell!

Meow meow meow? ? ?

What about daily life? !What kind of divine turning point is this damn? ! !