After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

The butler, who had finished work temporarily, stayed in his room, enjoying biscuits and black tea. When he was about to make a video call with his family, a communication request from the master popped up on the communicator, which made him startled slightly.

But soon, Lu Xi'an hurriedly put down the black tea and switched it on.

"Hello, Master Heine. What happened?"

The communication was silent for a few seconds, and when Lucian asked again suspiciously, he finally heard the master's voice.

"Lucien."

"Yes sir, I am here."

On the other end, Galius with tight lips stared at the trembling back of the human being, opened and closed his mouth, hesitated a few times before speaking quickly, and described in a low voice what happened from going out to now, and finally said: "Joy Cried."

"..." The butler holding the communicator blinked, "So... you don't know what's going on right now, are you calling me for help?"

The man known as the god of rationality in the empire tightened his face, as if he was facing an earth-shattering event, or was carrying out a latent mission. He lowered his voice and answered very seriously, very seriously, very seriously: "Yes."

The housekeeper who heard it could not help laughing: "Is it still crying?"

Gallius hummed, his eyes reflected the back of the little pet, and he clenched the communicator tightly.

Butler: "Then what are you waiting for?"

Gallius:?

Butler: "Go coax it."

Gallius: ...

Pfft, the butler finally couldn't hold back his laughter. He keenly heard the confusion and panic that his master was trying to hide, and sighed in his heart in disbelief and nostalgia: Oh God, another Heine in their family has learned to panic.

And also asked what should I do if it is crying!

Lucian clearly remembered that when the previous Master Heine fell in love, he suddenly called him like this one day, and asked him with a serious expression and tone as if the planet was about to explode in the next second: "Luxian, Sophie What to do if you ignore me. '

How did he answer back then?

Oh ~

The butler teasingly elongated his tone: "Master, are you sure you haven't forgotten that there is an option to coax people~"

Gallius: "..."

…………

Joey suffocated and suffocated until he finally let go and sat on the ground howling.

I thought to myself that the one who shovels shit is doomed to love me anyway, and he won’t come back if I cry to death, and he won’t see me cry if he doesn’t come back, so why don’t I cry?

Labor and capital cry!

"Scumbag, beast, heartless!"

"Isn't it just that you are not allowed to kiss? Isn't it that you are not allowed to touch? You actually abandoned me-I am a big girl with yellow flowers, cough, uncle, just being kissed and moped by you like this, even if Labor and capital are not human beings in your heart, labor and capital also have hardware! Labor and capital also have X functions! Labor and capital are so dignified, can’t you show respect by slightly hardening your face? Ah?!”

"Ugh..."

"I'm going to cry the whole manor down today, and let you bastard shovel shit and never return!"

Joey, whose mood changed from being sad to being angry with his father, bit his upper lip and bared his teeth, the one crying was called the excitement, the other was called the top.

Can't wait to cry and blind me to light up the whole world alone!

So when someone patted him on the shoulder from behind, Joey was still in a sad state and didn't react, so he kept this posture, sucking two tubes of nasal water dripping from his nose, his thin eyelids were red and swollen, As soon as he looked up, Digaot's light bulb eyes got red eye disease, and he turned his head and stared viciously.

Joey: Who is it, looking for shit!

Then he saw the familiar face of his father, who slightly stiffened to show respect.

Joey: ...

=A=

hiss----

Uh, that, the director team?The director team——!Is it okay for me to apply for a new start? Yes, it’s best to change the face with AI, and P out my Bumpman lightbulb eye, it’s a ball.

Joey froze for a second, covering his ugly face with his hands in a panic, looking at his father's frowning face, which was ten thousand times prettier than his, which made him suffocated in comparison, and shrugged his shoulders. Baba:

"...Gal, Garyus..."

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fuck, is there any Ottoman language in the nonsense I just said?Didn't he hear it all? !

Dad, Dad, listen to me explain to you! ! !

"Joey."

When Joey's mind was garbled, Gallius reached out and pressed his hand on the back of his hand, and pulled the dog's paw away vigorously, so that the face after crying was shown in front of him.

"You, don't look at my face." It's so ugly...

Joey spoke in Ottoman, covering his hands in a hurry.

But when he covered it, Gallius tore it apart, and when he covered it, Gallius tore it apart.In the end, the two dog paws were completely clenched by a big hand, and Joey, who was ashamed of himself, could only lower his head vigorously, wishing to bury his head in his chest.

As if he had insight into the heart of the little pet, Gallius said suddenly.

"You are not ugly."

"you are very cute."

I thought the man would be angry and would scold Joey who disliked him. When Gallius spoke, he closed his eyes and shrank, but he didn't expect to hear something that made him uncomfortable, and he thought there was something wrong with his ears.

He looked up at Gallius in a daze.

And Galius wiped away the tears and even the snot on his face with his other hand, then squatted down and leaned against Joey, staring at the little pet's red nose with his half-closed golden-green eyes, and said— —

"Post stickers."

"…………"

The moment he heard these two words, Joey really almost cried.

The big black eyes were wide open, for fear that something went wrong with his head and he fantasized or the person in front of him was impersonated by someone.

But no fake.

His father is still perfect like a god, with a straight nose, deep eye sockets, a winter-like aura, and blond hair combed back from his shoulders and slid to his chest in circles... everything about him is in Joey's eyes. The eyes are shining, as if a filter has been added, and the cold white skin is dimly glowing!

After being shocked, Joey murmured.

I'm cute?I'm obviously ugly.

All of you Ottomans look like angels, I have nothing, I can’t even compare my face... It’s like a toad wanting to eat swan meat...

Joey grinned: "I'm a toad, do you know what a toad is? It's the one that's worse than a frog, destined not to be even a frog prince."

He doesn't know the word toad, so he uses Earth language.

"You must not know what I think about you. If you know, you might send me to the zoo or museum overnight in disgust, and never want me again."

"Heh, eating swan meat, I won't fly to eat swan meat..."

...The vicious words stimulated the wishful thinking heart in the chest, the more it hurts the better, ignoring its riddled with holes, I got a sense of relief from torturing myself.

He knew Gallius couldn't understand.

In order to stop thinking about it, in front of the person he likes, the blood of his dissecting is dripping, and his flesh and blood are scattered all over the ground.

"Do you think I am a pervert? What are you and me? Haha, human-animal love!"

"Who the fuck wants to be a pet? Who the fuck wants to? Huh?!"

"I'm going home after finishing my mission, continue to be my otaku, continue to live my life, we will never meet again, I will never see you..."

look.

Joey gave Gallius a big smile.

I am so happy.

Gallius doesn't understand Earth language, and Gallius always sees his expressions and movements when they get along with each other on weekdays, so Joey whispered in his heart: just like usual, just smile.

Then I pretend you are laughing at my daydreams, and I give myself a be ending.So be it.

He smiled brightly, waiting for the man to respond to him, they will go back to the manor together, you will be the master, and I will be the pet, there will be no more ambiguous relationship.

Gallius quietly listened to the little human, but didn't smile when he looked at the cute smiling face.

Joey's face froze, and Gallius didn't smile.

In the end, there was no other way, and Joey called him, "Galius?"

Gallus hummed.

"That... hey, hey..."

"give you to eat."

"Varied……"

Gallius squatted in front of the instantly stiff human beings, stretched out his hands to hold his soft cheeks, his fingertips penetrated into the little curly hairs that he wanted to stroke earlier, rubbed his thumbs against the red and swollen eyelids, and repeated in Chinese:

"give you to eat."

I am not a swan, and I am willing to steam gifts for you to satisfy your wishes.