After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

The banquet, in the end, still failed to go.

Qiao Goujuan asked his father to pick up the basin from the ground, wrap his hands around his buttocks and press his back with the other hand as if holding a child, and walked back towards the lights of the manor.

And Qiao Goujuan, who hiccupped after crying, buried his mouth into Gallius' slender neck, wrapped his hands around the shit-shoveling neck, and swayed his short legs on both sides of his thin waist.

The housekeeper who opened the door for them smiled surprised when they saw the appearance of the two, "Although the banquet did not go, it seems that your purpose of going to the banquet has been achieved, sir."

He winked pointedly at Joey's back.

Gallius paused, hugging the belching man in his arms, his frozen handsome face had the illusion of melting under the warm lamp, "Thank you, Lucian."

Hearing that the wrinkled butler's eyes were much gentler, he watched the master's palm touching his chest, and said softly, "I will share your worries at any time, Master Heine."

"Ah."

Leaving with steady steps, Lu Xi'an felt a lot of emotion in his heart when he saw the figure of the master carrying the human being up the escalator.

He has served a generation of Heine, and the current Lord Gallius is the second generation he serves.

Once, he thought that if he worked hard, he might still be able to serve the child of Lord Gallius, but now...

The butler clasped his hands on his lower abdomen, put his foot on his feet in a small and happy way, then couldn't hide his smile as he walked back and muttered: "The third generation is just around the corner... Well, finally, I don't have to live longer than my master , that’s great, I’ll just say that I’m destined to hold my grandson..."

……

Joey never knew that crying was physical work.

After crying, he lay on the bed, his arms and legs were as soft as if he had carried cement all night, his brain hurt, his throat hurt, his eyelids were even more swollen and there were only two slits left, and the eyelids seemed to be filled with water.

He cries like this for a while, no wonder someone can faint from crying.

Joey Xianyu lay his dead body on the bed, with his neck up and obediently letting his father press his face with a hot towel.

Gradually, the water in his mind evaporated, and his IQ took over again——Joy then reflexively recalled what death he had just done.

Joey smiled: I must have been possessed by a ghost just now.

Squatting on the ground, crying and fussing, he almost hanged himself, and even said that he doesn't love me anymore--fuck, it's not so shameful to make a romantic drama! ! !

what--!

It's over... It's over!My majestic soul is gone... My dignity is gone...

The more Joey recalls, the more ashamed, the more ashamed, the more memories!He scratched the bed with his toes, and stared at his father's face with red and swollen eyes.

"system."

【what? 】

"You said that now I got up angrily, picked up a towel, strangled my father's neck and strangled him on the spot, how likely is it that he will lose his memory?"

【……Host. 】

"Hey~!"

[If you want to die, you can take medicine. 】Isn't it delicious to change to a quicker way to die?

"... woo woo woo, I'm dead..."

Joey faked crying with the system in his mind, and the system rolled his eyes speechlessly: [Now you are still worried that you will not look good in front of your father?You don't even think about how much your father can speak Chinese, so how much he heard you talking to yourself before!If you let him know that you approached him for a mission, hehe...]

Joey choked and stopped suddenly.

Yup!

At that time, he babbled such a long paragraph, and he almost conveyed it verbally in front of Gallius. If Gallius really knew Chinese...

Grass!Am I retarded? !

The blood was flowing backwards and the heart was beating wildly. Joey suddenly looked at his father's expression, and the gesture of wiping his cheek was still gentle. Gallius' long hair hung down to his shoulders, and a ruby ​​hair ornament on his forehead shone brightly. Seeing Joey Eyebrows slightly raised in surprise.

"Does it hurt?"

It's Ottoman.

Joey breathed a sigh of relief. If Gallius really knew Chinese, he would have communicated with him in Chinese long ago. His father must know a little bit, maybe he learned it from his daily thoughts.

In order to feel at ease, Joey made sure gestures and said again: "Galius, do you know Chinese?"

The young Lord Heine shook his head and replied directly in Ottoman: "I don't know your language, I can only understand the part you often say." And after getting along for a long time, he realized that his little pet didn't know why it was okay. understand Ottoman.

The often said part?

Joey gestured carefully: "What's in the part I often talk about?" God bless, but don't say anything about tasks.

Gallius put down the towel when he heard the words, with a pleasant voice and a flat tone, he read in the Chinese that Joey is familiar with: "Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, Tie Tie, eat, eat two pieces, all of them, and another bowl. "

——Except for the good morning, afternoon and evening and the classic stickers in the front, the rest is basically dry food.

Joey: ………

System: [ Chick. 】

Joey blushed when he heard the system's disdainful sneer, bared his teeth and yelled in a blunt manner: "Why, I usually eat too much!? I didn't do this to avoid exposure !"

[Hmph, just make excuses, you dog host. 】

"Dog system!"

[Dog host! 】

"Dog system!"

The two barked at each other for a long time, Joey plunged into the arms of the shovel, bumped Gallius' chin with his messy curly hair, and rubbed back and forth coquettishly like a cat.

There was sweet happiness in the miserable little squinting eyes.

"Baba...I'm so patient with you..."

No matter what, and no matter what you said to let me eat it may be just a misunderstanding, purely literal, but I have already decided!I want to secretly like you, hehe, I will give birth to monkeys for you, weave long johns for you, warm your quilt, and make you a padded jacket.

Whether it's touching or kissing, as long as you approach me, I will definitely open my arms and give you loving hugs~!

=v=

The little pet's long-lost coquetry made Gallius slightly astonished for two seconds, but he quickly put his arms around the little thing's back and pressed it hard against his chest!

Holding the back of her round head, her fingers almost impatiently buried her curls that she hadn't touched in two days, rubbing her scalp and hair roots. When the cold heart and palms were finally ironed again, and her desire was satisfied, Mr. Heine Almost sighed comfortably.

He lowered his head and pressed his lips against the chamomile-smelling chamomile hairpin, lowered his eyes and dropped a kiss, the corners of his sunken lips raised a shallow arc, whispering the name of the little pet.

"Joey..."

"Ok?"

Joey snuggled into his arms and smirked.

Gallius snapped his head off, and the two looked at each other.

The half-closed golden-green eyes are so beautiful that there is a world hidden in them, a world that is cold but now seems to be burning hot, and in that world there is a face that is not amazing, and the owner of the eyes took off his eyes. Ice Crown.

little by little.

No one said to start, and no one took the initiative.

The faces in the pupils are getting closer, closer, and finally close together, first with a tentative touch, then crushed and pressed with soft lips, and can't help but lightly open the lips, and there is no defense...

The kiss ends.

Joey swallowed his saliva and lowered his head to hide his monkey butt-like face, panting softly, his eyes peeking up at the rolling Adam's apple on his father's slender neck.Can't believe they stretched... stretched...

Tongue out...

Digging grooves is too exciting! ?

Neither of them spoke for a while, only the beating of their own hearts in their ears.

The scene at this time is like the youthful and ignorant period, the teenager dragged his girlfriend to hide at home and sat by the bed, approaching shyly and heartily, and kissing clumsily and greenly.

Goofy, but extra sweet.

Finally, in the end, Joey couldn't help clearing his throat: "Hey, well, go to bed first..."

"it is good."

Gallius stared straight at Joey and nodded, his eyes were like a glimmer of discovery of the New World. Looking at it, Joey's back felt cold, but his head was steaming.

He fled and got into the bed, and after a while there was a rustling sound of undressing, and when the quilt was lifted, the smell of chamomile on the bed was mixed with the clear fragrance.

The lights dimmed, and Qiao Goujuan was hugged by Gallius, but the two of them opened their eyes in the dark and neither of them fell asleep.

The air fell into a subtle silence.

1 minutes passed,

2 minutes passed,

3 minutes----

"Joey."

"what?"

"Again."

"........."

Joey pressed his fingers hard on the corners of his lips that almost reached his ears, and turned back to his father's arms——

"Hey, good!!"