After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

The next day.

The signal tower in the thirteenth district.

His eyes were obviously blue, and Amon, who stayed up all night and worked overtime yesterday, looked at his boss sadly. He didn't dare to ask questions, so he could only beep softly: "Boss, why didn't you go to the charity dinner held by Mr. Edsy last night?"

"There was a little accident."

"You can have any surprises, just hearing it is an excuse..."

"No."

"...Okay...then you must attend the banquet tonight, alas, at least you have to show your face."

"I see."

"..."

Amon sighed helplessly in the face of his boss, who was so reticent and devoted to his work that he didn't even bother to lift his book.

He knew that their boss was indifferent and a neutral party, and rarely appeared in public unless necessary, but this time the nature was different.

The thirteenth district has just experienced an attack. In order to appease the people and quell the rumors, as the ruler of the thirteenth district, His Excellency Heine must walk in front of the public as soon as possible.

[The thirteenth district is still fortified with iron walls]

【The man is unharmed】

——The above, things that need to be displayed socially are their purpose.

But in the end, just because their boss released other people's pigeons last night, now there are all kinds of nonsense on the Internet, even Gallius Heine was seriously injured and unable to attend the event, and the internal and external troubles of the [-]th district all came out!

As an assistant, Yamon got angry.

It is to let the public relations delete the unfavorable remarks made by those parties mixed with the public, and to stay up late to issue a statement.

Of course, the most perfect solution is to poke the boss out, the face of their boss is enough to make everyone shut up.

Afraid that the boss would let others dove again, Yamon tried to finalize it as soon as possible and said: "I will send a special team to accompany and protect the event tonight. It just so happens that Sassis and the others are resting in the [-]th district after finishing their mission. There should be no problem with their safety. Are you still here?" Do you want to bring someone else? Like Joe..."

Speaking of this, Yamon subconsciously searched the room with his eyes, but was taken aback when he found nothing.

"Huh? Where's little Joey?"

Ever since their boss became obsessed with keeping pets, the little human seemed to grow up in their boss's arms, and has become the mascot in the hearts of many staff in the [-]th district.

"Did you not come today because you were sick?" Yamon murmured in wonder.

"coming."

The nib stopped suddenly.

When mentioning his human beings, Gallius stopped being indifferent and perfunctory just now. He looked up at Amon who was still looking for someone, and the corners of his lips curled up, "It's in the corner."

Amon: "Corner? But there is no one in the corner, only one..." The big crocodile...

The 'fish' is not over yet, the corner of the wall is facing away from the people, and the big-tailed green crocodile doll squatting in the corner suddenly turns its head, the expressionless face and dead fish eyes are particularly resentful in the crocodile's bloody mouth...

Joey: What do you want me to do?

"Fuck!!!"

Yamon was so frightened that he couldn't jump up.

Joey, who was wearing a crocodile suit, rolled his eyes, looked at him and repeated: yes and no, what happened?

Amon shook his head in a daze: "...No."

Oh.

Hearing that, crocodile, oh no, Joey turned his head and continued to huddle his knees in the corner, muttering and drawing circles, his plump back looked unlovable.

puff--

After reacting, Amon looked at its back from shock for a few seconds and then smiled, "Where did you buy this kind of clothes for little Joey, it's too—"

How funny, hahaha!

Gallius' eyes were also full of smiles, "Lu Xien bought it for it and said it was cute."

Hearing this, Yamon nodded desperately while suppressing his laughter: Yes, yes, it's so cute hahaha.

"Boss, why don't you let little Joey wear this directly to today's banquet, ahem, I swear our little Joey will definitely become the focus of the audience!"

Amon, who was splashing bad water outside, carried the Jojo brand crocodile in the corner on his back, and sneakily proposed to Gallius.

As a shit-shoveling officer, His Excellency Heine naturally felt that his cub was the most perfect, and nodded in agreement with the cub's proposal: "That's fine."

Amon gritted his teeth and suppressed a smile.

Joey didn't know that he had been tricked by his dear father, and he crazily complained about the fish-lipped sand-sculpted crocodile suit with the system, seriously suspecting that he had done too much cooking and offended the butler Lucian, who was behind the scenes at home.

Wiping tears with a lot of drama: "Oh, after all, my family is dependent on others, even if I eat a little too much, it will be annoying, woo~ 噫噫~~~"

【Come on. 】The system pinched its throat to imitate him: 【Housekeeper~Hungry~Fanfan. 】

Joey blushed, "Then you shouldn't do this to me, how ugly are these clothes! Don't I want to lose face!?"

Unexpectedly, the system sneered: [If my family had raised an idiot who only had four meals a day and sneaked out of the refrigerator in the middle of the night, I would have tied a rope around his neck and put it at the door to take care of the nursing home. Their pets are so cute, what are you? Really edible. 】

Joey choked: "...Actually, I already have a two-month-old baby in my stomach..."

System: [Oh?The one whose scientific name is Shit? 】

Joey: ...

Seeing that his last excuse was exposed, Qiao Goujuan became angry with embarrassment, hatred grew from his guts, and he tore off his last cover and rolled all over the ground.

I will eat, I will eat, woo woo woo woo~ woo woo woo~

[...Massively mentally retarded. 】

Seeing that this guy cried out the fire engine alarm, the system silently blocked the hot chicken host.

After a while, he found that no one answered, Qiao Goujuan sat up from the ground and dragged his big tail, idling and eating lazy, ran to his father with his hands on his stomach, and climbed up Jialusi's lap with his little butt sticking out. Humming, chirping and acting like a baby.

Gallius, Gallius, when shall we have dinner~?

"hungry?"

Delighted by the approach of the human being, Galius stopped his work and lowered his head to embrace the black curly hair that was crawling around in his arms.

Recently, Joey's appetite has increased. When Galius sees a human acting like a baby, he will touch his belly to see if he is hungry.

And Joey didn't know if it was because Gallius broke his ribs because of the first pet.

He found that Gallius seemed to be worried about his strength every time he touched him, and he was extra careful in his movements, as if he was touching porcelain.

Gallius, look!

Joey patted his stomach, holding back the thick crocodile suit in a daze.

My stomach is empty, let's eat!

Seeing that the smile deepened in the golden green eyes soaked in the cold spring, Gallius stood up holding the Joey crocodile, the too long crocodile tail hanging from the edge of his arm.

Joey knew that it was his father who was going to look for food for him. The happy man raised his sexy Adam's apple, giggled, and watched his father notify Sassis and Amon to prepare the aircraft by communication.

"The entourage doesn't need to be too many. The empire is still safe recently. I won't stay at the banquet for too long with Sassis' team," Gallius ordered.

"Okay, about 10 minutes, just wait a moment."

The high efficiency of the thirteenth district is definitely the first in the world.

Say 10 minutes is 10 minutes.

Not long after the communicator was hung up, Joey and Gallius successfully boarded the aircraft going to dinner.

At the beginning, Joey was a little nervous when he knew he was going to a 'dinner banquet'. After all, there were so many strange aliens, and he still dressed like this.

Later, when he arrived at the place, he realized the benefits of wearing this hanging pattern.

That is, in the wide doll suit that only shows half of the face, it is really difficult to look up at others, or feel that someone is looking at you.

Because of this thing, when you raise your head, the loose hood will not follow your head, but will keep sliding down to cover your doggy eyes.

In addition, Joey's chassis is too low among the Ottomans. When he was led in by Gallius, he could only see legs, many legs, and all of them were legs!

Joey: ...This is not the same as the banquet I imagined where Audrey Hepburn and Xiao Lizi gathered together!

I hate this bloody cruel world with legs reaching up to my chest!

But apart from the regret that he couldn't see all kinds of handsome men and beauties, Joey couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and got the good intentions of the butler Lu Xi'an.

The little crocodile suit is too socially friendly.

Even a nerd like Joey would exclaim, 'Is this a human being? 'Surrounded, you can stretch out your claws to shake hands with young ladies and brothers one by one.

"It's so cute!"

"I was watching it the day it was live, and I couldn't believe my eyes!"

"Me too... At that time, I was looking forward to whether humans would be assigned to our district, but I didn't expect, oh..."

"Haha, I didn't expect that a man with such a calm and cold personality, His Excellency Heine, would finally obtain the custody of a human being and become the master of a human being. After all, the two of you are really incompatible."

"Haha."

Human beings, that is the symbol of civilization worshiped by most Ottomans!It is much more cherished than a national treasure.

The enthusiasm of the guests present for human beings even surpassed their fear of the indifferent and terrifying man Gallius Heine.

They took photos with Joey one by one and shook hands with each other, which was very rare.

But after all, they are all people who have surpassed the upper class and reached the ranks of dignitaries.

Even though the live broadcast was forced to suspend the cursing and staged Baicao Garden, no matter how excited they were, they wanted to take the little human out of the man's pocket, but everyone was still very reserved on the surface.

And Joey has never been so popular in his life, he blushed a little when he was praised, and rarely greeted someone occasionally after listening to Gallius' words.

Today's banquet is public welfare and open. After all the guests enter the venue, the organizer will act as the host to give a speech, and the invited reporters will take pictures and interview.

Gallius, who is at the top of another major power in the empire, is naturally the focus of all reporters.

Especially after the thirteenth district just experienced an attack.

"Your Excellency Heine!"

After quickly interviewing the organizer, several reporters hurried to catch up with the man in front, but immediately paused and stopped after the man turned around.

The man with a cold aura, a handsome face but an extraordinarily indifferent face turned around and stood in front of the reporter, his half-closed narrow eyes had a strength that penetrated the heart and looked directly at the soul.

A head of blond curly hair hangs over his shoulders along the pointed ears, curls around his back, and draws a half arc from his neck.

Great looks, great pedigree and background...

This man is so perfect.

It's so perfect that it's creepy, I don't know what can break him.

The clean white uniform of the [-]th District Surveillance District was worn on the slender body, which was invulnerable like a battle armor, full of murderous aura.

When he raised his hand and tapped the microphone with his fingers, glanced at the reporter and said, "You can ask me questions now", the strong sense of oppression made the hyena-like reporter who smelled fishy smell and was not afraid of death unconsciously tense up. Tighten your nerves, restrain your attitude and tone.

"Hello, Your Excellency Heine, we are reporters from xxx media, I will take you a few minutes to ask a few questions..."

"Ah."

Joey pressed the headgear, looked up at his father adoringly watching his father easily overwhelm others in the aura, dealing with reporters with ease.

"Look, what is this? This is the boss!"

[Yes, but I think your father must have a lot of entertainment tonight, so go find food yourself, he said he won't stay here for too long. 】

"Yeah, then I have to hold on tight!"

Seeing that Gallius didn't pay attention to him, Joey dragged the crocodile's tail and headed towards the dining table. On the way, some young ladies screamed at his back, and excitedly murmured to his companions how cute they were.

He was unexpectedly popular, and everyone in Ottoman was so friendly, and the food was delicious. Joey hummed happily in his heart, and the experience of gathering in a strange environment for the first time was full!

Chatting with the system while eating.

"Wow - this cake is so good!"

"This is also a good time, this is also a good time,"

The system rolled its eyes, thinking that there is nothing you don't like.

Joey also ate one of the small dinner plates on the edge, being careful not to touch the food he hadn't eaten.

When he was padding his feet and stretching his claws towards an out-of-reach plate in the middle, he suddenly heard a very pleasant voice behind him, who was puzzled and said subtly and nastyly:

"Didn't you see a pet stealing something from the table?"

"How can the guests eat it if it's dirty?"