After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

When Joey woke up again, he was no longer in the forest.

He opened his eyes dimly, and found himself lying on the super kawaii pink princess bed, the quilt covering his body was extremely soft, he took a breath——

It's full of the aroma of mites grilled by the sun!

Joey smacks his mouth.

hungry.

The pillow under his head was soft and his head sank. Joey lifted the quilt and looked at it. The old and cheap pajamas and the smell of salty sweat disappeared. He was washed and changed into clean clothes.

Look around.

The huge room is covered with small yellow floral wallpapers, the floor is covered with plush carpets that spread to the walls, and black rabbit puppets are placed beside the pillows, on the floor, and at the foot of the bed. The decoration is warm.

It was so warm that the life of grazing grass in the forest before seemed to be just a dream of him.

Joey stared up at the pink girl's bed curtain expressionlessly, and shouted in his heart: [Have you seen enough, come out, I know you are here. 】

The room was quiet, no one responded.

Ok?

Is there no system, those are my hallucinations?Joey continued in disbelief: [Way?system?System system, system system? — Grass, dog system! 】

When the dog system landed, Joey's brain made a 'ding', and then the smoky voice of the [-] million uncle appeared in his mind, with an accent.

[Tsk, come here, make noise every day, what are you making noise about... This system No. 222 serves you. If you are confused in life, please press one. If you are bored, please insert coins. Pull down the query task directly. Isn’t there a button? Brother, you are blind ah. 】

Joey: [... I complain. 】

system:【……】

Is there any chatter like you?

what? !

Is there such a chatter as you!Complain if you don't get the three sentences!

The smoky voice of the [-] million uncle was silent for a moment, and then it turned into a sand sculpture with a deflated belly, Zhengtai's voice: [...Well, it's inhumane for you to want to be like this, brother, yes, it's okay if you have something to do Discuss...]

May I discuss with you?

Joey sneered, sat up with his arms folded: [How can I dress better, say!Is it your fault. 】

The system groaned: [...is...]

Joey stared: [Huh? ! 】

System: [...Neither! 】

Joey: [? 】

The system coughed [Actually, that's what happened.Your time travel has nothing to do with us, it is purely an accidental phenomenon caused by the collision between the upper planes.And my 222 system is the precious beast protection system, which is dedicated to protecting endangered rare beasts in various worlds that have IQ and independent thinking ability but cannot survive. When we notice a rare beast appearing in this plane, I will be sent to assist you Survive! 】

Oh ~

It turned out to be the case.

Joey praised it: [You guys are quite charitable. 】

The system nodded proudly: [Not bad, not bad. 】

But Joey couldn't figure it out: [You protect precious beasts, why bind me?I'm not a beast. 】

System: [You are. 】

Joey: […]

System: [Humanity has long been extinct, and now it is hundreds of millions of years later, you are the last human being in this world, hehe, you are so precious. 】

Joey: [...Whose one are you talking about?You are the only one to talk about it!Labor and capital clearly talk about it!No, wait what did you say?What happened to humans! ? 】

[Extinct. 】

【…】

[You are endangered. 】

【…】

[It was also taken away by aliens. 】

【…】

【Soon to be assigned as shit shovel officer~】

Joey: [... If you click again, I will cut you to death. 】

The system closed its mouth aggrieved, thinking why this host is so fierce, humiliating, humiliating.And Joey didn't have time to pay attention to it, his mind was full of thunder and thunder, five thunders and six or six great Shun Wu, Ma Weiyang, Shenhou, Youji...

In short, it's just how good a word is.

I was an ordinary otaku before, with a six-in-one abs (fat) on my stomach, a mobile phone in my left hand and a chicken leg in my right. As a result, human beings became extinct once I timetraveled?

Joey covered his thumping little heart.

I thought it would be really exciting if the needle is not poked, but the blood pressure is a bit unbearable.

And as his heart beat faster, the scenery in front of him became more and more blurred, so scared that Joey quickly called the system to ask if he was too stimulated to go blind.

As a result, the system took a look: [Oh, your eyes are covered with gum, buckle up. 】

Joey: […]

Joey wiped his eyes in embarrassment, and rubbed the oil on his face by the way, slowly digesting this shocking event beyond history.

After everything was cleaned up, Joey thought about it, and asked the system to find out about those aliens, where he was, and what the hell is the shit shovel officer!

The 222 system was super obedient and explained to him.

First from the extinction of human beings, to the development history of the Ottomans who mixed human genes, to the "human worship" culture of the Ottomans, to the current division of powers in the Ottoman Empire, and to the current situation.

[In short, as the last human being in the universe, you are the treasure of all Ottomans. Even if your physical fitness is very low, you can still live as a national treasure without worrying about food and clothing. It is like wind and rain When it rains, how can you play hard!

It can be said that it is more precious than the pandas in your world. Now they are discussing to match you with a shit-shoveling officer. Maybe they will find you a wife in the future. It can be said to be a big winner in life. 】

The system that claims to be supported by rare animals is cheap and flattering.

Joey frowned, not very moved: [But I want to go home, and my mother still expects me to take care of the elderly.can you take me back 】

System: [Yes. 】

Joey: 【Then—】

System: [But it doesn't work. 】

Joey: […]

The system saw that it had just finished speaking, and its host lay on his back on the bed with a bang, spitting bubbles, and the empty dead fish eyes were filled with:

Grandpa shut himself up.

For a while I wanted to commit suicide.

system:……

...Fucking dog host, glass heart.

The system that was so angry groaned for a long time, but in the end, it was still afraid that the host would be overwhelmed, so it said: [Of course, there is still room for accommodation. 】

Ok?

"Hey hey hey look at you, if you want to chatter like this earlier, why would I pretend to be dead with you~" Joey hey hey sat up and wiped off his saliva: "I knew it, be good, talk quickly, what can I do?"

[The method is very simple. ] The system smacked its lips: [As long as you leave two or more children in this world, it's fine. 】

"Birth?!"

[Yes, have a baby! 】

"But where can I find a wife..."

Joey's excited hair shrugged and pulled down again. In his previous life, it was a matter of finding a wife, but this person who is not familiar with the place... how to find it?Can other girls fall in love with him?

[Oh, what's so difficult about this. ] The system blinked wildly and hinted: [I said you are not a nerd now, you are an endangered species now!The empire assigns daughters-in-law.

You just need to stay here, get on good terms with them, and pretend to be docile, harmless and super cute, when the time comes~~~~ Hehehe, the Ottomans with "human worship" will not obediently meet your requirements ? 】

"Yup……"

Joey touched his chin, the more he thought about it, the brighter his eyes became.

Although it is not good to use other girls to go home, what if the people of this empire can give birth to cubs just by asking for his genes?

Didn't he get two big baby sons for nothing? !

Matt, it's done! !

Isn't it that I am a pet national treasure now, are these Ottomans human?

In order to be able to go home, let alone pull down the face to pretend to be cute, just sell pigu!

Now that the decision was made, Joey couldn't wait, "When will my shit shoveler come?"

Seeing that he honestly agreed, the system was pleasantly surprised and hurriedly reported to the work: [Soon, soon, in fact, you are located in the monitoring room on the fourth floor underground in the [-]th District, the most powerful surveillance in the Ottoman Empire. This room has been remodeled, just looking at It's just like a residential building, there are cameras in the room, they should be watching you, and they will come over soon when you wake up. 】

"Monitoring the thirteenth district? It's cool to hear the name."

[Of course, there are no ordinary people in the thirteenth district. In addition to military equipment, those in the thirteenth district are suppressing troops and intelligence personnel. They are the first to know of any movement in the empire. You are the safest here.I think, your shit shovel officer's future benefactor father must be the head of the thirteenth district!Only he can restrain so many people from grabbing the right to raise human beings. 】

... What kind of human breeding rights, how is it like raising a dog... Joey complained: "Isn't that the SHIELD in the movie? Could it be that my shit-shoveling officer father is a braised egg?"

System: [I don't know about this, this plane is advanced in technology, I dare not scan their information system for fear of being discovered. 】

Joey: "Okay."

Anyway, it doesn't matter whether it's a stewed egg or a white water egg, as long as you are a good person.

We don't ask others to be rich and powerful to support us, at least give us food, right?

While waiting alone, they had a heated discussion about the hair shape of the future shit-shoveling officer father. People said that marinated eggs are good, and braised eggs are delicious, and everyone said that white water eggs are good, and white water eggs can be dipped in sugar.

【its not right?What if he wasn't bald? 】The system responded.

"Oh, it's impossible." Joey smiled sinisterly, "You think, how can the leader who manages a group of intelligence personnel not be bald? He must be old and bald, maybe it's the Mediterranean Sea."

【puff! 】

"Kappa head."

【Pfft ha ha ha ha --】

When the system was laughing and rolling forward and backward, and Joey was crazily patting the bed, he didn't expect that the wall facing the bed suddenly sank, split into two, and slid left and right.

Joey, who hadn't had time to close his mouth, kept a big smile on his face, and when he raised his head, he had a friendly meeting with the future shit-shoveling officer, Dad.

... There were three people standing at the door, two of them stood behind with a protective posture and serious faces, and the one in the front... first impression, Joey thought he was tall.

The average adult Ottoman male is 2.4 meters tall, with a slender and well-proportioned body, broad shoulders and narrow waist.

Simply put, it is all legs below the neck!

The pure white uniform was worn on the opponent's body, the golden epaulettes hung down to cover the tassels covering half of the shoulders, and the raised neckline was rigorous and indifferent to cover the Adam's apple on the tight neck.

And the neck up...

Slightly angular, but so just right, as if the facial features of the pinnacle of human genes have no extra cover, from the arc of the face to the chin, the straight bridge of the nose to the deep eye sockets.

Surrounded by a circle of reddish golden-green pupils, elf pointed ears.

From the inside to the outside, the color changes from red to pink, like moist lips with biting lip makeup...

The indifferent and cold temperament represented the unattainable height of absolute rationality, which set off his perfectly perfect face from [-]% to [-]%!

The moment he looked at him quietly, Joey shivered all over.

He and the system "gudong" swallowed together.

The line of sight involuntarily shifted to the top of the opponent's head.

The golden wave-like long hair with the dripping ruby ​​forehead piercing through the hairline is so thick and beautiful that it hurts Joey's dog eyes!

Joey: ...

Joey: Damn, he's not bald! ?And so handsome!

Dog system, are you sure that the new humans are derived from the old humans?

This mud horse is not a creature of the same dimension anymore! !

Seeing that the handsome Bingshan guy with contempt buff stared at him for a while, then suddenly turned his head to talk to the assistant next to him, Joey hurriedly asked the system what they said.

Didn't the Ottomans have human worship?Hey, are you praising him?

After all, it will be a relationship of being "nurtured" in the future. Facing such a shit-shoveling officer father, Joey is still a little shy.

As a result, the system was silent for three seconds, and said: [... He said you have tooth decay. 】

Joey: "..."

System: [Uh, there are still three. 】

Joey's smile froze: "..."

Made.

Spicy chicken master, don't mind!