After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

Joey watched the future spicy chicken owner get closer and closer.

Finally, when the other party stopped about four meters away from him, he began to walk forward in small steps. Almost every time he approached, he would stop for a few seconds, quietly observing his expression with an indifferent European and American expression.

Inexplicably, it's a bit of a feeling that humans have tried repeatedly when they encounter wild cat owners in the wild and want to touch them.

And he, now became the owner of the cat.

Gee.

Quite interesting.

Joey coughed and raised his neck, trying to imitate the arrogant appearance of Mr. Cat, showing the majesty and unattainable majesty of the 'National Treasure'.

Come on, the spicy chicken owner of Yuchun~

I allow you to touch my noble fat!hum~

The system was still watching the excitement, but after randomly scanning the body data of the handsome pot opposite, it said, "Damn!"

It kept beeping in panic in Joey's mind: [Host, don't be shy, I tell you that after scanning this guy's body data, I found that your shit-shoveling officer father seemed to have a cold and relaxed expression, but in fact his whole body Every muscle is at peak attack!

As long as you reveal the slightest intention to attack, I'm afraid he will be clicked on the spot immediately! 】

It was said that there was only the last human being left in the world, a "noble and glamorous" human froze.

He swallowed dryly, his black eyes nervously staring at the handsome handsome man opposite him.

【True, true or false...】

【of course it's true!This person is too dangerous, the test results are all high-risk S! 】

【…】

Although I don't know what S-level means, but we understand high-risk.

Looking at the approaching alien man, Joey's nervous hairs stood on end.

These Ottomans wouldn't give him an electric gun as soon as he moved, would they?

And Gallius Heine tentatively observed the wild human while walking, and soon noticed the vigilance of this human, and immediately stopped.

The two assistants behind him looked serious, but they were really worried.

Of course, they certainly wouldn't worry about the frightening boss. After all, it doesn't matter if they are bitten by humans, anyway, they were all vaccinated before coming here.

They are afraid that their own boss is too cruel, and when the human beings resist the attack, they accidentally beat the human beings to death!

"Your Excellency, how about we come..."

The assistant asked tentatively in a low voice.

"No need."

Gallius raised his palm to signal them to be quiet.

The golden-green eyes are like polished golden-green cat's-eye gemstones, falling on the thin human body without any extra emotion, and getting the information you want from the evasive black eyes and micro-expressions.

Gallius Heine, the heir of the Heine family.

Known as the divinity and absolute sanity of the empire.

He is not as fanatical about humans as scientists and biology, nor is he obsessed with humans like ordinary people. He took over humans only because of the responsibility of monitoring the thirteenth district.

Humans were found wearing fabrics made by industrial civilization, which is not like something that wild species can make.

Afterwards, the investigators of their thirteenth district went to the earth again, but they never found another wild human.

So how did it appear?

Why did it happen when the Ottoman Empire held the "Star Origin Exploration Live"?

There is a lot of fog surrounding the emergence of old humans.

They will find out whether the old humans were created by other planets against the Ottoman Empire's conspiracy, and Gallius will not let anyone take humans from the thirteenth district until it is safe.

If any harm is detected on this human, he will immediately order it to be destroyed!

Thinking of the previous physical examination report showing that this human body is extremely poor in physical fitness, its adaptability and immunity are also ridiculously weak, and its IQ is even as high as that of a six-year-old Ottoman child...

The ruthless man paused, and took a sterilized food bowl from his assistant sideways. He knelt down with an elegant and noble posture, looked directly at Joey, and clasped his fingers on the side of the bowl.

"Dangdang-"

The muffled sound caught Joey's attention.

Then Joey, who shrunk his neck, looked at the elf-like handsome man who was dangerous and darting a red light, his face softened a little bit. Make two soft onomatopoeias of 'tsk tsk'.

Joey: ...

Just as the system was about to explain to him what it meant, Joey said no, he understood.

【Why?how do you understand ] The system is surprised.

Joey was silent for three seconds, and said: [In the countryside, my mother feeds pigs like this. 】

But what his mother yelled was lulululu.

System: […] Poof!

Joey had a black line on his forehead, watching the other party persevere in wanting to feed the pigs, bah!Feed him, I can't wait to overturn that plastic basin with dog bones printed on it!

Damn, it looks like a dog food bowl at first glance!

But the system hastened to appease him: [Shoot the fire, scatter the fire... The host is great, take a step back for a while, and let the sea and the sky go, let me first say that you can't beat him, and we have to rely on him when we go back. 】

[Pretend to be good, act like a baby, how easy it is. 】

[Steady, must be steady! 】

Joey had to admit that the system was right, he adjusted his expression, and muttered: [Cough, of course I know... Isn't it just pretending to be cute and obedient?Who doesn't seem like it.Watch me show you what a super otaku with ten years of harem experience is! 】

[Hey, the host is very powerful. 】

The system shouted to Joey in his mind, explaining passionately.

[Our super otaku put his feet on the ground, he stood up! 】

With a straight face, Joey walked step by step towards Gallius, who was squatting on the ground and was also very tall.

System: [He's getting closer, he's getting closer! 】

One step, two steps, after approaching, Joey also squatted down under the gaze of those extremely cold golden green eyes.

System: [Aww, the host is attacking, please come on, host! 】

Then, Joey raised his hand and tremblingly placed it on the back of the other's slender and cold white hand.

System: [The host rushes to the duck——to the duck—]

Then, Joey pursed his lips, staring at the other person's face, quickly from neck to ears to face in three seconds, bursting into red, he stuttered and 'hardly' touched the other party's hand a few times :

"Inner, what's in it... stick... stick stick..."

Gallius:?

System: […] You are a little waste, do you know, little waste.

……

The human hand is very small.

It's cool and incredibly soft.

There are no calluses on the fingertips, the nails are not hard, and there are no barbs of beasts that can penetrate into the flesh. They are simply weak and have no attack power, as if they are full of "I'm very fragile, please don't pinch me too hard, please".

Gallius, who was actively touched by humans, was slightly surprised. You must know that small animals are usually intuitive, and they are afraid of beings stronger than themselves. In the first half of Gallius' life, few people or animals did not respect him.

Then he fell silent again because of the hand.

It has to be said that even if this human being is a conspiracy of other planets, it is too fragile a conspiracy.

Galius held it with his backhand, but the human being was startled by his action, quickly retracted his hand and put it on his back.

His dark eyes were wide open, as if he had done something unforgivable.

And His Excellency Galius Heine, who has never acted so gentlely and calmly like today, is silent.

Joey was really taken aback, calling the system to see if he was going to attack him.

The system rolled its eyes: [Of course not, let me explain to you this way, if you bought a cat for 8000 yuan——]

Qiao Xiaoqiongbi Yi widened his eyes: [How much?eight thousand! 】

System: [... Eight hundred, eight hundred, let's go!If you spent [-] yuan to buy a cat, don’t you feel happy when you get the cat, don’t you want to touch its little claws and rub its little pads? 】

cut~

Make a fuss.

Oh... so it was like this... Joey, who quickly understood, looked carefully at the blushing face, and hesitantly, hesitantly, put his paw on the outstretched palm of the other party.

Catching a glimpse of the vigilant and curious expression of the human being, His Excellency Gallius, whose tight lips were sunken for some reason, slowly held the human's hand this time.

The palm of the less blood-colored hand is facing downwards, while the palm of the cold white hand that is one size larger is facing upwards.

Fingers rubbed against each other, silently overlapping.

In the end, they stood up close together, staggered, parted, and fell into each other's fingers...

The restless and shy black eyes blinked, and the chrysoberyl-like vertical pupils contained a hint of gentleness, not as aggressive as the blade before, comforting the humans in front of them.

As they clasped palms, the two assistants held their breath, witnessing the first friendly exchanges between old and new humans that shocked history.

...Galius was unbelievable again.

He quietly checked the other party's nails to see if there were any poisonous substances or other things hidden.

but no.

Not only that, but this human bone was too brittle, as brittle as a crispy finger biscuit, as if he could pinch it off by closing his fingers with a little force.

Involuntarily...he relaxed his strength by two or three times.

But what shocked all the Ottomans at the scene the most was yet to come.

Joey remembered that he had to be coquettish to survive, and endured the shame of an older single otaku. Under the urging of the system, he held the hand of the shit-shoveling officer's father and stuck it to his red face. He groaned and deflated again, and said stiffly:

"Post stickers..."

Gallius: "..."

"That... stickers..."

Gallius: "..."

Assistant A: "..."

Assistant B: "..."

This, is this human?

Fuck!It's too TM cute——!