After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

Since having Zai Zai, Joey's life of salty fish is simply bubbling.

In the past, he also went to work with Gallius, acting as the mascot of the scenic spot, wandering in the thirteenth district, actively relieving the pressure of the bald elites.

Looking at humans, it has also become the unique welfare of the thirteen districts.

But now that he has Zai Zai, he doesn't have to go to work, and he doesn't have to leave the door.

The housekeeper Galius is a double favorite. In order to prevent him from being bored at home, Gallius deliberately put his account card in Joey's hand, just two words: squandering.

Joey, who has lived the life of a wealthy salted fish since then: old Gong, hungry, and rice.

His wife is so good, Gallius: Buy it, buy it all!

Joey: Hee hee.

It's not that I don't work hard, but Ruanfan is so delicious!

The servants in the family, including the steward, all retired from the combat squad in the [-]th district for various reasons. They are loyal to the [-]th district and the Heine family.

Since the birth of little Rhine, they have silently put the little lady and the young master at the top of their hearts, silently and gratifiedly busying themselves with the little master.

So except that Joey changed the diapers in the first two days, he was not used at all later.

At first, Joey was worried. He thought that a group of old men would take care of their children, and they would not be as careful as a woman. He is still a novice father, so he might as well hire a professional.

Who knows if you don't see it, you won't know it, and you will be shocked when you see it!

The manservant in the manor seemed to have been trained to take care of the children. It was a man who knew the way with ease, and Joey was ashamed in addition to being shocked.

Fuck, my dear father is not as good as others.

In addition, little Rhine has always been slow and calm since she was a child. Except for snorting a few times when she urinates, she doesn't cry much at other times. She is so obedient.

Joey was completely liberated, and he didn't suffer from childcare at all.

The daily task at home is to play with the children, the silly little son who has a fat, tender and milky face, eat, eat, eat, and continue to eat!

The system slammed its mouth in disgust: [Pigs live like this too. 】

Joey sighed: "Yes, how happy."

System: […] Killing pigs during the Chinese New Year kills you first, to see if you are lucky or not.

Joey was lying on the soft carpet, and little Rhine was lying on his chest, her little fleshy face was flattened, her thick eyelashes were hanging, and she was sleeping sweetly smelling the scent of baba.

Human children can't move much at this time, their necks are also soft, and their hearing and vision are relatively blurred. It takes two days for the sound to gradually become clear.

And Little Rhine is Ottoman's heir after all, and he grows faster than human children.

In less than three months, Joey touched Little Rhine's gums and found that he had already started to grow his front teeth, and drinking milk alone could not meet his needs, and he had to be supplemented with the baby food sold by Osman.

Ottoman's cubs need to eat meat to grow strong, and they don't have much demand for vegetarian food.

Joey raised his son's sleepy face, carefully switched to the other side to wipe off his saliva, and continued eating snacks while flipping through the electronic parenting manual.

While thinking about it... Joey's eyelids drooped, and he fell asleep unconsciously...

Gallius, who was waiting to get home, pushed open the baby room and saw the little friend hugging the baby, and the two were drooling on the carpet in exactly the same way.

In the end, I also lay on the ground, took down the small one, put the big one on my body, and then stacked the small one on top of the big one.

"Whoo~"

In the dream, Joey touched his hand twice, and felt that the cub in his arms was still there, and continued to sleep soundly.

And Zai Zai opened his eyes, smelled the smell of another father at the tip of his nose, and closed his eyes again.

Gallius, who was at the bottom, carried the weight of a family and didn't feel heavy. The petite partner and baby didn't cause him any discomfort.

On the contrary, the arc of the full and full lips is getting bigger and bigger, and finally kisses the top of the black hair lovingly and cherishingly, and whispers:

"I am back."

"Huh...huh..."

The heartless Qiao Xianyu didn't notice.

And Gallius closed his eyes, embraced happiness in his arms, and slowly fell asleep.

"Osman's baby learned to crawl at about three months, and began to speak some vague monosyllabic words at six months. The first word learned was..."

"ah!"

"It's mother, because mother's pronunciation is momo, the tongue of a child..."

"ah!"

"It's more suitable, and it's not difficult to read."

"ah!"

Joey, who was interrupted again, looked helplessly at his son, and Little Rhine also stared at him, with round watery eyes, naive and persistent when looking at others, seeing Baba looking at him, struggling to climb up, While crawling on the mouth, he kept saying "Yeah".

In the garden of the manor, the housekeeper Reston spread the lawn with a picnic cloth, asked the servants to bring umbrellas and seats, and there were fruits, tea and snacks on the round table.

It was rare that Gallius was on vacation, and he couldn't take his son out because of confidentiality and safety, so Joey took his son to the garden to see the colorful world outside.

It's a pity that although Little Rhine is a slow-moving baby, she is very persistent in finding Baba. She doesn't like flowers and doesn't play with toys.

Joey spilled a bunch of toys on the picnic cloth for him, and he didn't want it, so he rushed at Joey.

"Oh, my fool."

Joey picked up Little Rhine, whose forehead was on his thigh, and smoothed out the messy golden soft fur. Little Rhine pouted, with a mature and unhappy look, and opened her small arms to wrap around Joey's neck.

"ah!"

"Okay, okay, I won't put you on the ground, okay? Galius—" Joey yelled into the distance, and after a while, a man in a riding suit appeared from far and near while riding a unicorn their vision.

The white and strong horse,

heroic man,

Looking at the handsome and cold face of the man in his family, and the straight calves wrapped in short boots, Joey took a sip of saliva, tearing his eyeballs off his father with difficulty.

"You take your son for a stroll on horseback, put the baby backpack on your back, and buckle the safety lock and you'll be fine."

Gallius nodded, dismounted gracefully, put the sky-blue baby backpack on his back, and carried Little Rhine to it, put it in the bag and tied it up.

Then the golden green eyes fell on Joey.

"Would you like to ride a horse, I'll take you."

"I don't need it." Joey was a little moved. After all, no man has a dream of riding a horse, but it is easy to squeeze the children. "You take Rhine, I will bask in the sun."

Gallius didn't speak any more, and mounted the horse lightly, even with a child in one hand, he looked like a perfect and upright knight in Western European mythology.

Joy looked away regretfully behind them, lay on the picnic cloth, turned on the music, closed his eyes and basked in the sun.

The breeze blows over the green grass, and the crushed bitter and clear fragrance, together with the clean wind, shakes the hair on the forehead, and ferments into a peaceful and pleasant taste in the sun.

After an unknown amount of time, the sound of horseshoes rattled from far to near.

Joey opened his eyes in a daze, and saw the sleeping little Rhine lying on the mat, and he was being picked up by Galius and he didn't know where to go.

"Fuck!"

Joey was taken aback.

With a tense look on his face, he was supported by Gallius, and he was easily placed on the horse's back, while Gallius himself turned on the horse, with his outstretched arms passing through his shoulders, and reining in the reins.

"I'll take you around."

The man's calm and self-sustaining voice floated down from the top of his head. After waking up, Joey knew that Gallius was pampering him, so he was very moved.

"Oh, Gallius, why are you so nice!"

Joe Gouju has teary eyes.

But Gallius' low smile of unknown meaning came from above his head, and after a while, the leisurely horse began to gallop, and the galloping rhythm and strength almost knocked Joey out!

Joey, who was still amazed, quickly approached Gallius' chest, holding the horse's mane tightly with both hands.

"Galius, slow down, slow down!"

"Fuck! No, no, no, I can't take it—"

"Ah, labor and capital are about to fly out——!"

The more he yelled, the more Galius laughed.

At first, Joey didn't think about it, but he couldn't help that everyone was a man. Later, he vaguely heard something from the laughter, and his pale face, which was still in shock, turned red from embarrassment.

I can't wait to turn around and bite the dog man who is getting more and more jerk.

"You, you've learned badly, Gallius, you stinky rascal!" Joey didn't dare to move, and scolded him amidst the whistling wind.

Unexpectedly, Gallius lowered his head and rubbed the tip of his nose against Joey's acupoints, his tone was full of teasing smiles, "Curse louder now."

"..."

"I'll take you to the woods in a moment."

"..."

What are you doing in the woods?

what? !

Fuck, labor and management regret it, this is not the car to go to kindergarten, please let me go! ! !

……

At dusk, before the temperature dropped sharply at night, Little Rhine opened the baby's pure eyes and woke up from the dream smelling the scent belonging to the parents.

His big eyes looked puzzled as his father held Baba with one hand, holding Baba in his arms like he was hugging himself, and hugging him with the other hand.

Where did the pullover coat go?

Why are there green blades of grass all over the shirt?

What have you been trembling about?

Little Rhine tilted her head, thought for a while slowly with her still-immature little head, and then happily gave up thinking~