After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

Osman does not have the tradition of children's hundred days and catch weeks.

On the other hand, when a child is one year old, he takes out the long hair of his parents when he was a child, strings some beautiful gems that are not very precious, and weaves them into a bracelet, which symbolizes the crystallization of love and the continuation of life of the parents, and let the child wear it for a few days.

Because of this tradition, most Ottomans, both men and women, had long hair when they were young, for the sake of future children.

But our earth does not have this tradition.

Even if there is, who would want to bring this when traveling!

Knowing this custom from the reinstated housekeeper Lucian, Joey looked at his family's little angel and Da Er was very worried.

He tried to pluck a hair from his shaggy head.

Duang ~

The curly black hair swayed in the wind, barely long, but the curve was exaggerated, if it was straightened, it might be possible.

Joey's eyes lit up with hope when he saw it, and he ran to the bathroom to wash his hair, clipped it with a hair straightener, and picked it up with anticipation——

Duang ~

Tou Mao: Show off to your heart's content, I'll count myself as the loser.

Joey: ...

Seeing all the systems, I laughed like crazy: [Hahaha, your hair is just like yours, it won't come back straight hahaha. 】

Joey: ...

fart!Qiao Gouzi was furious. I used to be a straight man, okay? If I hadn’t met Gallius, I would have been reduced to the protagonist who gave birth to a gram fish and a wife!

You don't know how unpopular salted fish wives are, blah blah!

Disgusted, the system avoided the false tears of the idiot dramatist host, and glanced at the angelic cute nephew who played with his toes by himself, the orange transparent jelly twisted his body.

【Do you really want long hair? 】

"I think, everyone has babies, why doesn't my baby have one? Besides, when I saw Galius take out his long hair when he was young, he hid it secretly."

Frustrated, Joey bent forward and fell on the carpet, his face was ashamed.

Little Rhine didn't know, and thought that Baba would play with him again. With bright green eyes just like his father, he yelled "Baba, Baba" and insisted on climbing on Joey.

Joey quickly adjusted his posture to prevent the little bastard from knocking him into the air.

Yes, hit and fly.

You can never imagine that the one-year-old little Rhine can already walk, but his running is still a little unsteady, and he can also say difficult words such as Baba, father, like, etc., but it is easy to reverse the logic when speaking into sentences.

He grew to an exaggerated one meter like a balloon, about [-] centimeters taller than a normal earth baby of the same age!

It's as strong as a calf!

Several times he came over to throw Joey's calf, almost knocking him down on one knee.

The system is like a cat, the upper respects the elders and the lower loves the young.

Don't look at bickering with Joey every day, but it's rare for Little Rhine. As long as Galius is not at home, he will definitely crawl out of the communicator to see the baby.

[Since you want to have long hair, I can't help it. 】

"real?!"

Joey looked at the system suddenly, and the system muttered awkwardly: 【I'm not for you, I'm for Little Rhine. 】

Hey, just be arrogant.Joey smiled and nodded, picked up the baby and asked the baby to chirp the communicator, watching the system change from orange jelly to red jelly.

"Give, reward."

【……Humph. 】

The system shyly pretended not to care and accepted it, and said: [When I left the main system, I scanned a bunch of useless plug-ins, such as acne treatment and beauty, buffs of no use, all kinds of One of the strange functions is that it can make bald people have thick hair. 】

It turned out the skill card and showed it to Joey.

Joey looked at it, and the pink skill card was full of cute tone words.

Skill Card: As a cute little Shoushou, how can he not have long black and thick hair?Quickly use others!Whether it's hair loss from staying up late or hair loss from oily hair, as long as I'm here, a small forest will become a big forest in minutes!

Joey was heartbroken.

He licked his lower lip and asked the system: "Is this card real? Is it so magical?"

The system nodded: [Really, it was equipment replaced by the lure system before, and the favorable rate was as high as [-]%. 】

Joey: "No side effects?"

System: [No. 】

Joey patted his thigh: "Then what are you waiting for, use it!"

With a sound of ding dong, the system clicked on the skill card for him, and he waited quietly for 5 minutes with big eyes and small eyes. The furry black curly hair on his forehead was still black curly hair, and there was no movement at all.

Joey: ...

system:……

[Can't. ] The system was stunned, [Did I fail to cast it just now, wait for me to cast it again. 】

Joey had no choice but to listen to the system notification sound of ding dong ding dong ding dong crackling on the top of his head, making his scalp numb.

In the end, I couldn't take it anymore and quickly pulled the system, "Damn it, don't use it, I think my scalp is numb, let's see if there are some conditions we set, such as washing my hair first or something."

The system frowned, [How is it possible, no matter how you say it, the system's products can't be so useless. 】

"Look carefully!"

The system read the skill carefully, and didn't see anything for a long time. It wasn't until the skill card was turned over that it found that the notes were all on the back.

And it clearly says: It will take effect in one hour!Do not reuse multiple times.

Joey scratched his head, not knowing why it got more and more itchy, and urged: "How is it, Tong'er, is there something wrong, my head is itchy."

System: .........Uh.

【well. 】The system looked at Joey dryly, and said in a super low voice: 【You can find our scissors. 】

Joey:? ? ?

The system pondered: [I think, later on, uh, maybe you can get rich by selling your hair. 】

Joey:? ! ! !

Gallius is used to taking off his coat at the door when he returns home, just like a soldier taking off his armor and cold blood, for fear of hurting his loved one, revealing the soft and warm part, and loving it in his heart people watch.

Steady steps walked past the living room where the young wife and son often played together, the tea room, and the lobby covered with fluffy carpets, but found nothing in the end.

The puzzled Lord Heine went straight back to the bedroom, with a frown on his young and handsome face, and knocked on the door.

"Joey, are you there?"

In the quiet bedroom, following his call, there were random and fragmented sounds.

"Don't come in! Gallius!"

Joey's panicked voice came from inside, and Gallius' expression changed suddenly, and his whole body suddenly felt cold!He unscrewed the door almost as soon as Joey finished speaking, pulled out the machine port behind his waist, popped out the lightsaber and rushed in.

then……

The dog's eyes were full of tears and panic. The young man was sitting on the bed holding scissors in one hand and black hair in the other, looking at the man at the door as if he was frightened.

He originally had a small round face that looked juvenile, and his skin was milky white due to good care.

In addition, he was wearing the cream fruit green short-sleeves and light-colored shorts that the butler bought for him, and the hair exuded a strong sense of luster, which covered his face like seaweed with excellent touch. Acupuncture points have been scattered on the shoulders, chest, back...

Finally, the long black hair scattered on the bed...

This long-haired princess-like hair makes the little human from a boy suddenly have another kind of dreamy beauty with red lips and white teeth, neutral and hazy.

Petite humans are no different from cute dolls in the eyes of the Ottomans.

Especially standing in front of Joey was a Heine who had a strong filter for his partner.

A Heine who is obsessed with penetrating her partner's black curly hair with her fingers and rubbing it to her satisfaction!

A wife's head hair control!

Gallius was stunned on the spot, his sanity returned in an instant, and he became calmly addicted for an instant.

Without any shyness, because of the appearance of his partner, he showed an appearance of appreciating surprises and throbbing with longing.

"Where is the child?" Gallius' voice slowed down and became contemptuous, he put away his weapon and closed the door.

"Sleeping in the nursery." Joey sniffed, always aggrieved.

"What about your hair, huh? Can you tell me what's going on with it, Joey." The man leaned over, took a strand in his hands, and bowed his head to kiss it.

Full, full of his partner's chamomile.

"This, this..." Joey couldn't expose the system, so he said, "I don't know, it suddenly became like this."

"Oh really."

"Really, really."

"Does it hurt?"

"Not uncomfortable..."

Facing Gallius' eyes, Joey didn't dare to look at him. Gallius stared at him for a while, then smiled. This long hair made his gentle and fragile partner's aura suddenly change a lot.

just...beautiful...

"I don't need to ask so many questions." Gallius stepped forward, letting Joey fall into the quilt along with his pressure, staring at Joey in the thick black hair that shone like seaweed. He was delighted to come, and with a chuckle, he took the scissors away from the human hand, "I just take you today as a surprise for me, okay?"

Joey: "Huh?"

Surprise, what surprise?

Gallius pressed his knees on both sides of the little human's lower abdomen, watching the throat of the "good boy" like Rapunzel slide, and unbuttoned it.

Thick thick, your hair is so beautiful, the breath that I also want today spreads across my face.

Joey: ...

Grass!

I just forgot that Gallius likes the hair of labor and capital. Let me wipe it!

With a scream, long-haired and curly-haired Joey was thrown to the ground by the big bad wolf returning home from get off work.

[Afterwards, it's dry. 】