After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

You have to ask Joey, is it ashamed for a single dog in his 20s to pretend to be a little white lotus?

Joey will tell you: take it off, shame, it's too embarrassing!

Why are you looking at the camera with wet dog eyes and pouting.

Why leaning against the door and hugging the rabbit waiting for the master to come home—— grass, if he hadn't buried his face in his knees at that time, he could have performed a face-boiling kettle on the spot!

But in order to express his innocence, in order to gain the trust of those Ottomans and then go home, even if Joey cracked the floor with his toes in embarrassment, he stood up to his character and continued to act cheekily.

Later, Joey discovered that the lower limit is like women's clothing.

At first, I was hesitant and tangled, oops, I wouldn't wear this kind of girly clothes.

And then when you wear it for the first time, you realize—huh?It seems quite interesting.

So did Joey.

When he first started to pretend to be cute and tender, his scalp was numb, and goosebumps fell all over the ground.

But pretending to be pretending... is Nima a little addicted?

Even after seeing no results, I made up my mind not to sleep at night, ran to the door and slept on the floor wrapped in a quilt for two days, and successfully made myself sick.

Looking at the little otaku lying on the bed with a reddened face, the system was full of admiration and admiration.

It used to only know that women will not let go of themselves when they are ruthless, but it never thought that men also have this talent!

【Well, once a pure and innocent homeboy asked me how Xiao Bailian pretended to be. I didn't answer him at the time, but now I just want to tell him——you just need to restrain yourself. 】

"Go away, stop talking sarcastic..."

Joey shivered under the quilt, his throat was dry and sore, his brain was burning and dizzy, and a sneeze could spit out two feet of snot.

He glared at the system angrily and made excuses: "What is the lower limit? Can the lower limit be eaten? Can it survive!"

"We are just pets to those aliens! We have to recognize reality, curry favor with him, conquer him! Then ride on the head of the hot chicken shit shovel officer to poop!"

"Even if you are a dog, you have to be the most favored and the most painful biting dog! We must always remember our mission, our slogan, we are—"

The system shouted: [Great Eunuch, Wei Zhongxian! 】

Joey: "...I allow you to reorganize the language now, otherwise labor and capital will label you as a combination of Kumamon and Doraemon."

Dog System: [Hee hee. 】

Just when the dragon was not in good shape and could only use brainwaves and the system to kill Joey, who was mortal, he scolded the dog system, and the dog system scolded the dog host back. ’ With a sound, he said: [Oh grass, the dog host, your father is back. 】

"Who? The hot chicken shit shovel officer? Damn it!"

Joey was startled, and quickly adjusted his state, closed his eyes and lifted the quilt, revealing only half of his face, with his head resting on the little rabbit doll, looking like he was haggard for Yixiao.

System: [Mouth meaning~]

Joey blushed: [...] Damn, dad will kill you sooner or later!

Silently, the induction door slid open, and steady and firm steps entered the room.

Joey immediately stood ready.

As the soft bed "squeaked" and an edge sank, the slender palm that could cover Joey's entire face reached his forehead after taking off the gloves, and the cold white knuckles curved from left to right, slowly Scrape off a fine layer of sweat...

"&*...&%..."

The language of the Ottomans is elegant and melodious, as if the language of the gods in the forest whispered to the birds, especially when spoken by this man, it is like singing a mysterious spell.

The eyelashes of the human on the bed trembled, and they opened their burning red eyes and looked at him weakly.

Then Gallius looked at the creature that was too fragile for him, and his eyes flickered like stars.

It tried hard to rub against its body, and curled up close to where he was sitting, its sweat-soaked head was resting on his lap, and it raised its head and whispered the ancient earth language to him full of attachment.

"Humanity……"

Gallius repeated his own words, his emotionless golden-green pupils looked down and reflected the creature on his legs, his fingers slid along the sweaty forehead, and slid into the roots of the black hair little by little.

"You are sick." He said, "Why don't you take your medicine and eat."

"..."

Two people from prehistoric and future languages ​​do not communicate with each other.

Joey couldn't understand what he was saying.

He also couldn't understand what Joey said.

Although Joey has a system as an interpreter, Galius does not.

So Joey didn't beep more, just squinted his eyes, trying to make himself appear weaker.

Afterwards, he stared at the man who looked like a Norse god, and looked at the drop-shaped red gemstone hanging from his forehead because he lowered his head.The end of the right eye covered by golden curly hair, and the tight jaw line even from the perspective of death...He rubbed his cheek on the man's leg with his head sideways, and exhaled a hot breath...

He muttered indignantly: "The owner of the spicy chicken... is so handsome..."

Gallius only thought it was acting like a baby.

Fingers continued to stroke the hair of the human being, and the eyes of the long and narrow eyes that looked up randomly fell somewhere, quietly falling into thinking.

He holds a human head in his palm.

Hot and small.

As long as he grips it hard, it will be shattered into a pool of rotten meat... No, or rather, without him even needing to do it, the life relying on his palm will disappear by itself one day.

no more...

Gallius frowned, and ordered Amon who was waiting at the door: "Get the medicine."

Amon immediately turned around: "Yes, Your Excellency!"

The prepared injections and pots of minced meat were quickly brought over together.

Gallius directly hugged Joey tightly, let him sit on his lap like Osman's toddler, put his arm around Joey's shoulder and injected a burst of quick-acting medicine into his arm.

Maybe it was the scorching body temperature after a high fever, suddenly exposed to the cold air outside the quilt.The slender black-haired creature shuddered, and then plunged its head into his arms again, sucking mucus from its glowing red nose.

Gallius' face became even colder.

He personally picked up the pink bowl and fed it to the little human. As a result, the human ate it obediently, but halfway through the meal, he grabbed the cloth on his chest and vomited it all out!

The blue veins in the pale and slender neck tensed up, and the sound of vomiting made people uncomfortable.

...The sour smell gradually diffused from this room, and Yamon and other staff members were in a hurry.

"vomit--"

Joey really vomited.

He was suffering from burns, his whole body was so cold that he wanted to shiver, and his fingers were buckling the owner of the spicy chicken's buttonhole to see stars.

People are inexplicably vulnerable when they are sick.

Joey thought of the days when he was looking for a job after graduating from college and bumping into walls everywhere. He thought of coding day and night in the basement, except for the rent, which cost hundreds of dollars for three months.The first time I earned 45 yuan, I was excited to eat a [-]-person buffet, and then I couldn’t stop crying... Thinking of my parents and the fear of not being able to go home...

He is not afraid...

Even if he was joking with the system, he just wanted to ease his anxiety and tense nerves by complaining.

Since coming here, Joey has not been confused or afraid for a day.

He has no relatives here, he can't fight anyone, he doesn't know anything, he doesn't even understand the language.It's like someone covered his eyes and threw him into the dark, not knowing what to do to get back to his familiar family...

The head and stomach hurt badly, and the collapse of adults is often only a moment.

Joey, who was depressed from the beginning to today, couldn't hold back, shed a few tears, and almost cried out in embarrassment.

Fuck, old man, cry a fart... He scolded himself for not being up to date, buried his face on the man's shoulder, gritted his teeth and tried to adjust his breathing and endure it.

"..." It was crying.

Feeling that his shoulders were getting wet, Galius was silent for a moment, then suddenly picked up the fragile creature in his arms, and strode out of the room.

And made a decision that changed myself and the world in the future!

"Amon."

"Yes Yes!"

"Announcement."

"Yes—ah? Announce what, Your Excellency?"

"Announce to everyone and the entire Ottoman Empire that starting today, I, Gallius Heine, will raise this human being."

"........."

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Ok?

Oh grass! ! !