After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered
Chapter 8 Raiders Shit Shovel Officer Project
After finishing the IQ test video, Joey, who was fed several candies, felt that he was really crazy!
The plenary meeting of the exam, all the Mongolian ones are right!
Hey.
How can a mere IQ test stump Dad?
As a result, he checked with the system, and the system told him that he only got four points out of ten.
What is the concept of this score?
For adult Ottomans, this is mental retardation.
System: [Oh, to put it another way, cerebral palsy is nothing more than that. 】
Joey: ……………
... No, it's not true... How could labor and management be a little idiot? !
Joey, who couldn't bear the blow, was paralyzed.
And Gallius looked at the final score displayed on the bracelet, not too surprised.
For him, although 'human' is a species that created an ancient civilization, it is still in a 'lower' position for the Ottomans whose genes have been developed to the peak.
It's no different from those smart little animals.
And in terms of physique, 'humans' may not be as strong as ferocious wild animals, and a small viral cold may be able to kill its delicate life.
The golden-green cat-like jewel-like pupils flicked across the word 'mentally retarded', sweeping down the snowflakes, and coolly covered the face of a small black-haired human being.
Gallius' vigilance towards this little creature gradually decreased.
I also put countless labels on the other party, such as: thin, low willpower, clumsy, needing meticulous care, etc...
Suddenly, the soft 'stickers' flashed through my mind.After a pause, Gallius added 'the character is soft and emotional, too clingy and needs company'.
When it was time to feed the other party, Gallius got up and pressed it on the table, and the electronic screen displayed a red message, wait a moment, and after a while, the sterilized small pink pelvis, filled with fragrant special minced meat, was fed by a small robot. Enter the room.
Gallius took it and tapped the side of the basin with his fingers.
"Dangdang-"
After regaining his senses, Joey saw the basin at a glance.
Fuck it, dog food bowl!
The corners of his mouth twitched twice, suppressing his anger and pretending to be 'wow~ so happy, so happy', took the pot and spoon, with a smile on his face.
While eating, he scolded the owner of the spicy chicken for taking jujube pills.
The dog system covered its mouth and laughed.
And Galius looked down at the sweet, swaying human being with two feet, and the perfectly lip-shaped mouth was sunken, slightly agreeing with the Ottomans' "human worship".
...Humans are indeed good.
Very nice.
In the next period of time, under Joey's willingness to show off his old face and show off his cuteness, Gallius would come to see him almost every day.
Sometimes when I stay for a short time, I just touch his head.
Sometimes when I stay for a long time, I will play games with him.
But whenever Joey gestured to the door to express his intention to go out, he would be rejected without exception.
The best result was that Gallius moved some less important government affairs to his room and stayed with him for a while longer.
"Ugh……"
"Depressed—"
Obviously, I feel that the owner of the spicy chicken has increased his favor towards me and his attitude has become gentler, but why?Why doesn't he let labor and capital go out ah ah ah ah! ! !
Joey lost a lot of his hair.
No mobile phone, no Internet, no food... not even a person to talk to, what a big blow this is to a nerd?
He's really going crazy after holding back like this!
[Hmph~ When it's critical, it's still up to the system~] The system, which hasn't shown up for a long time, proudly puts her hands on her hips.
Joey lay on the bed and spit out his soul. Hearing this, he glanced at it: "What? Do you have a good idea?"
【certainly! 】
The system looked up.
"Then tell me."
Joey got up and sat down. He wanted to hear what the dog system could do.
The system hummed: [The reason why you didn't attack them is because you didn't find the right method. 】
Joey frowned: "? How to say?"
The system didn't beep too much, and directly played a title to Joey: "Tear gas, what did Wang Zai do when he was alone at home." ''Pengci, a stray milk cat, finally took it home. ' video.
[Now the host is an endangered animal for them, so if they want to live a good life, they have to temporarily put down their temper and learn more from those fluffy animals in the previous life~
We have to get in touch with the shit shovel officer's father first, and make him think that you can't do without him, the poor little human needs a master, right? 】
Joey: ...
Uh.
To be honest, although the system's approach is shameless and has no lower limit, the words are not rough.
Now...he is indeed a pet in the eyes of others...
Pets, don't you have to learn to please the master?
Suppressing the sporadic sadness in his heart, Joey frowned and looked at the cute fluffy ones in the video.
As a result, the more he looked, the looser his brows became!The brighter the eyes!
"system!"
【Um? 】
"Remember your merit!"
【Hey~】
The system smirked.And Joey's dog eyes flashed.
hum~
Wait, stupid hot chicken aliens!
won't let me go out?Someday I'll let you take me out in person! !
Excited Joey clenched his fists excitedly.
And soon, the staff of the thirteenth district responsible for human breeding and monitoring discovered the strangeness of human beings...
First of all, human beings don't like to eat anymore.
Then, human beings don't always smile sweetly.
Then, when there is no one in the room, a little human will always grab its little black rabbit and bury itself in the bed, and only those who come in will pop out their heads with bright eyes to take a look.
But when he saw clearly who was coming in, the stars in his big black eyes dimmed, and he went back slowly with the fluffy black hair blasted by static electricity...
She looks sleepy and has no energy at all.
The staff responsible for taking care of and observing human beings saw more and more food left in the small powder basin, feeling anxious.
He called the doctor several times to check, but what he got was a normal human body examination report.
The staff panicked.
You know, this is the last human in the world!
If something really happened, he should not only take the responsibility, but be known by those fanatics who like human beings, and they would spray him to death one by one!
The staff hurriedly made a report and reported it to their superiors. The report went through several rounds, and then reached the desk of the head of the [-]th District, Gallius Heine.
"Humans are sick?"
The ruthless and perfect face that was shoulder to shoulder with gods slowly frowned with narrow and long eyebrows.
"Yes. The doctor checked the human body and there is no abnormality, and said... it should be a psychological problem..."
Assistant Yamon looked worried, looked at his boss's face and whispered.
psychological problems?
how come.
A foolish and smirking face appeared in his mind, making Gallius frowned even more. He just went to see the human yesterday and found nothing unusual.
Yamon, who guessed what the BOSS was thinking, sighed inwardly, and opened the nearest monitor: "Please take a look, you will know after reading this."
Gallius looked up, his golden green eyes stared at the light screen.
A continuous monitoring record for about a week appeared on the screen.
The familiar pink room for humans to live in. There are him and humans in the room.
In the monitoring, the creatures that are much thinner than the Ottomans are really very good.
Gallius showed it the video, and it watched the video obediently, widening its eyes from time to time, showing a novel expression of 'wow--'.
Galius occasionally works and doesn't play with it, so it plays by itself.
Tired of playing, she would sneak up to Gallius' back, observe the man's expression with dark eyes, and lean her messy curly head against the man's back little by little, whining and coquettish.
If the man ignored it, it would secretly touch the corner of Galius' clothes with its paws, with its nails buckling the top buttons.
In the end, when he was found and reprimanded, he immediately squeezed out a big smiling face, a foolish smile, and his dark eyes seemed to be filled with the indifferent man in front of him.
When it was time to eat, the human beings ate with their hands full of rice bowls.
The spoon was swung super fast, and food residues jumped out everywhere. It saw it, and sneaked into the basin to pick it up. It looked at them cautiously and shyly, and couldn't help laughing for a while, and its two eyes turned into two. Crescent moon, pursing your mouth for joy...
Looking at the warm picture on the light screen, Gallius clasped his hands on the table, his golden curly hair was scattered on his back, and his cold face was much softer.
"It's very well behaved."
This man who was feared by everyone evaluated again.
"Yes... it's very good... just too good..."
"?"
Facing the raised eyebrows of his boss, Amon sighed.He went on to play the next cut video.
"Your Excellency, please continue to read."
This time the monitoring style changed, it was still a pink room, but there was no Galius, only a human was left.
The tall blond man disappeared behind the door, and the human with pleasing black curly hair watched the man disappear, his smiling face gradually froze, his eyes widened, a little flustered and a little puzzled and anxious.
One hand was still holding the black rabbit's ears, and he was muttering in a language that the Ottomans could not understand, and the other hand kept groping on the door, trying to close the tight door, as if to say: "Where is my master?" ?What about my big master? '
When it found that it couldn't open the door, it became visibly anxious and sad.
Holding the rabbit in circles in the room, fidgeting, and finally pushing the stool, stepping on the stool and sticking his entire face to the camera.
——Although they don't know how this little guy found the invisible camera.
The watery black dog that was about to cry looked at the camera, scratched it with his fingers, tilted his head and frowned...
Unconsciously, I took pictures of my own face several times bigger!It has a funny feeling like a furry child rubbing his wet nose against the camera.
...But more, it's sad.
Even through the camera, people who see this picture have the urge to touch its head and hug it.
In the end, perhaps because he knew that the man could not come out to accompany him, the little human dragged the rabbit off the stool in disappointment, returned to the door, threw the rabbit with his back to the sensor door, and slowly sat down with his knees hugged...
Under the messy and soft black hair, the dark eyes are red.
Even though the little things didn't speak, they couldn't help crying softly like human beings...
"The doctor said that this human may regard you as a relative or a master. Every time you leave the room, it is like this...
Even though we carried it back to the bed, it didn't play with anyone close to it, and it didn't even eat the food fed by the staff except yours since yesterday. "
Yamon thought that after working in the thirteenth district for so many years, his heart had already hardened, but, but——
O God——
He can't stand this!
Gallius heard the words, fixed his eyes on the sleepy human in the camera, and stood up suddenly after a moment of silence.
The plenary meeting of the exam, all the Mongolian ones are right!
Hey.
How can a mere IQ test stump Dad?
As a result, he checked with the system, and the system told him that he only got four points out of ten.
What is the concept of this score?
For adult Ottomans, this is mental retardation.
System: [Oh, to put it another way, cerebral palsy is nothing more than that. 】
Joey: ……………
... No, it's not true... How could labor and management be a little idiot? !
Joey, who couldn't bear the blow, was paralyzed.
And Gallius looked at the final score displayed on the bracelet, not too surprised.
For him, although 'human' is a species that created an ancient civilization, it is still in a 'lower' position for the Ottomans whose genes have been developed to the peak.
It's no different from those smart little animals.
And in terms of physique, 'humans' may not be as strong as ferocious wild animals, and a small viral cold may be able to kill its delicate life.
The golden-green cat-like jewel-like pupils flicked across the word 'mentally retarded', sweeping down the snowflakes, and coolly covered the face of a small black-haired human being.
Gallius' vigilance towards this little creature gradually decreased.
I also put countless labels on the other party, such as: thin, low willpower, clumsy, needing meticulous care, etc...
Suddenly, the soft 'stickers' flashed through my mind.After a pause, Gallius added 'the character is soft and emotional, too clingy and needs company'.
When it was time to feed the other party, Gallius got up and pressed it on the table, and the electronic screen displayed a red message, wait a moment, and after a while, the sterilized small pink pelvis, filled with fragrant special minced meat, was fed by a small robot. Enter the room.
Gallius took it and tapped the side of the basin with his fingers.
"Dangdang-"
After regaining his senses, Joey saw the basin at a glance.
Fuck it, dog food bowl!
The corners of his mouth twitched twice, suppressing his anger and pretending to be 'wow~ so happy, so happy', took the pot and spoon, with a smile on his face.
While eating, he scolded the owner of the spicy chicken for taking jujube pills.
The dog system covered its mouth and laughed.
And Galius looked down at the sweet, swaying human being with two feet, and the perfectly lip-shaped mouth was sunken, slightly agreeing with the Ottomans' "human worship".
...Humans are indeed good.
Very nice.
In the next period of time, under Joey's willingness to show off his old face and show off his cuteness, Gallius would come to see him almost every day.
Sometimes when I stay for a short time, I just touch his head.
Sometimes when I stay for a long time, I will play games with him.
But whenever Joey gestured to the door to express his intention to go out, he would be rejected without exception.
The best result was that Gallius moved some less important government affairs to his room and stayed with him for a while longer.
"Ugh……"
"Depressed—"
Obviously, I feel that the owner of the spicy chicken has increased his favor towards me and his attitude has become gentler, but why?Why doesn't he let labor and capital go out ah ah ah ah! ! !
Joey lost a lot of his hair.
No mobile phone, no Internet, no food... not even a person to talk to, what a big blow this is to a nerd?
He's really going crazy after holding back like this!
[Hmph~ When it's critical, it's still up to the system~] The system, which hasn't shown up for a long time, proudly puts her hands on her hips.
Joey lay on the bed and spit out his soul. Hearing this, he glanced at it: "What? Do you have a good idea?"
【certainly! 】
The system looked up.
"Then tell me."
Joey got up and sat down. He wanted to hear what the dog system could do.
The system hummed: [The reason why you didn't attack them is because you didn't find the right method. 】
Joey frowned: "? How to say?"
The system didn't beep too much, and directly played a title to Joey: "Tear gas, what did Wang Zai do when he was alone at home." ''Pengci, a stray milk cat, finally took it home. ' video.
[Now the host is an endangered animal for them, so if they want to live a good life, they have to temporarily put down their temper and learn more from those fluffy animals in the previous life~
We have to get in touch with the shit shovel officer's father first, and make him think that you can't do without him, the poor little human needs a master, right? 】
Joey: ...
Uh.
To be honest, although the system's approach is shameless and has no lower limit, the words are not rough.
Now...he is indeed a pet in the eyes of others...
Pets, don't you have to learn to please the master?
Suppressing the sporadic sadness in his heart, Joey frowned and looked at the cute fluffy ones in the video.
As a result, the more he looked, the looser his brows became!The brighter the eyes!
"system!"
【Um? 】
"Remember your merit!"
【Hey~】
The system smirked.And Joey's dog eyes flashed.
hum~
Wait, stupid hot chicken aliens!
won't let me go out?Someday I'll let you take me out in person! !
Excited Joey clenched his fists excitedly.
And soon, the staff of the thirteenth district responsible for human breeding and monitoring discovered the strangeness of human beings...
First of all, human beings don't like to eat anymore.
Then, human beings don't always smile sweetly.
Then, when there is no one in the room, a little human will always grab its little black rabbit and bury itself in the bed, and only those who come in will pop out their heads with bright eyes to take a look.
But when he saw clearly who was coming in, the stars in his big black eyes dimmed, and he went back slowly with the fluffy black hair blasted by static electricity...
She looks sleepy and has no energy at all.
The staff responsible for taking care of and observing human beings saw more and more food left in the small powder basin, feeling anxious.
He called the doctor several times to check, but what he got was a normal human body examination report.
The staff panicked.
You know, this is the last human in the world!
If something really happened, he should not only take the responsibility, but be known by those fanatics who like human beings, and they would spray him to death one by one!
The staff hurriedly made a report and reported it to their superiors. The report went through several rounds, and then reached the desk of the head of the [-]th District, Gallius Heine.
"Humans are sick?"
The ruthless and perfect face that was shoulder to shoulder with gods slowly frowned with narrow and long eyebrows.
"Yes. The doctor checked the human body and there is no abnormality, and said... it should be a psychological problem..."
Assistant Yamon looked worried, looked at his boss's face and whispered.
psychological problems?
how come.
A foolish and smirking face appeared in his mind, making Gallius frowned even more. He just went to see the human yesterday and found nothing unusual.
Yamon, who guessed what the BOSS was thinking, sighed inwardly, and opened the nearest monitor: "Please take a look, you will know after reading this."
Gallius looked up, his golden green eyes stared at the light screen.
A continuous monitoring record for about a week appeared on the screen.
The familiar pink room for humans to live in. There are him and humans in the room.
In the monitoring, the creatures that are much thinner than the Ottomans are really very good.
Gallius showed it the video, and it watched the video obediently, widening its eyes from time to time, showing a novel expression of 'wow--'.
Galius occasionally works and doesn't play with it, so it plays by itself.
Tired of playing, she would sneak up to Gallius' back, observe the man's expression with dark eyes, and lean her messy curly head against the man's back little by little, whining and coquettish.
If the man ignored it, it would secretly touch the corner of Galius' clothes with its paws, with its nails buckling the top buttons.
In the end, when he was found and reprimanded, he immediately squeezed out a big smiling face, a foolish smile, and his dark eyes seemed to be filled with the indifferent man in front of him.
When it was time to eat, the human beings ate with their hands full of rice bowls.
The spoon was swung super fast, and food residues jumped out everywhere. It saw it, and sneaked into the basin to pick it up. It looked at them cautiously and shyly, and couldn't help laughing for a while, and its two eyes turned into two. Crescent moon, pursing your mouth for joy...
Looking at the warm picture on the light screen, Gallius clasped his hands on the table, his golden curly hair was scattered on his back, and his cold face was much softer.
"It's very well behaved."
This man who was feared by everyone evaluated again.
"Yes... it's very good... just too good..."
"?"
Facing the raised eyebrows of his boss, Amon sighed.He went on to play the next cut video.
"Your Excellency, please continue to read."
This time the monitoring style changed, it was still a pink room, but there was no Galius, only a human was left.
The tall blond man disappeared behind the door, and the human with pleasing black curly hair watched the man disappear, his smiling face gradually froze, his eyes widened, a little flustered and a little puzzled and anxious.
One hand was still holding the black rabbit's ears, and he was muttering in a language that the Ottomans could not understand, and the other hand kept groping on the door, trying to close the tight door, as if to say: "Where is my master?" ?What about my big master? '
When it found that it couldn't open the door, it became visibly anxious and sad.
Holding the rabbit in circles in the room, fidgeting, and finally pushing the stool, stepping on the stool and sticking his entire face to the camera.
——Although they don't know how this little guy found the invisible camera.
The watery black dog that was about to cry looked at the camera, scratched it with his fingers, tilted his head and frowned...
Unconsciously, I took pictures of my own face several times bigger!It has a funny feeling like a furry child rubbing his wet nose against the camera.
...But more, it's sad.
Even through the camera, people who see this picture have the urge to touch its head and hug it.
In the end, perhaps because he knew that the man could not come out to accompany him, the little human dragged the rabbit off the stool in disappointment, returned to the door, threw the rabbit with his back to the sensor door, and slowly sat down with his knees hugged...
Under the messy and soft black hair, the dark eyes are red.
Even though the little things didn't speak, they couldn't help crying softly like human beings...
"The doctor said that this human may regard you as a relative or a master. Every time you leave the room, it is like this...
Even though we carried it back to the bed, it didn't play with anyone close to it, and it didn't even eat the food fed by the staff except yours since yesterday. "
Yamon thought that after working in the thirteenth district for so many years, his heart had already hardened, but, but——
O God——
He can't stand this!
Gallius heard the words, fixed his eyes on the sleepy human in the camera, and stood up suddenly after a moment of silence.
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