The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]
Chapter 17 Safety Education for Kittens
When DouDou found Peter, he was dozing off on the flower stand in the plant room.
The temperature in the plant room was much warmer than the outside, and Dou Dou suddenly broke in, only felt an itchy nose, shook his head and sneezed several times in a row, and spit out a little hair from his mouth.
It's time for him to moult, Doudou thought sadly, it seems that he should eat more grass.
Peter remained motionless, fast asleep.Dou Dou crawls on all fours, props up his hind legs, and swings his butt rhythmically to prepare for launch.He flicked suddenly, flew into the air, jumped onto Peter's shoulders without any mistakes, and knocked him awake with a bang.
"Peter, Peter," DouDou stepped on Peter's shoulders and jumped onto the flower stand, shouting loudly, "Don't sleep late, get up and work!"
Peter snorted, his eyes were sleepy, he rubbed his waist and asked in confusion: "Master, why is your animal shape so small but not big, but your strength is so great?"
Despite the long winter without sunshine, time passed, and when it was "night," most orcs naturally felt sleepy.DouDou is an exception, as the night progresses, he jumps up and down more and more vigorously.
Doudou proudly puffed out his fluffy chest, and replied, "You don't know anything about the power of a kitten. When I grow some meat, I will be an invincible kitten."
Peter couldn't help trembling as he imagined the plump young master Hi-Tan that was several times his weight.
"Master, didn't you say you don't want to work?"
"Do I have it?" Doudou denied it, "No, you remember wrongly. In short, we don't have time to sleep, so get up, don't be lazy, and work with me."
Peter sighed: "Since you want to do well, you have to think long-term, and you can't do whatever you want like before. First of all, in the early stage, your identity cannot be exposed. After watching your live broadcast that day, I came back and searched for some information. I have a vague idea , the young master's ability is very special, it has never appeared in the existing records of the empire..."
DouDou interrupted: "So I'm really still a young genius?"
"Yes," Peter said with a helpless smile, "it's just that the situation is unclear now, we know very little, and it's better to hide our clumsiness, in case the opponents of the Reese family come to make trouble, and those classmates in your school, there are always some who can't do well People who want to go sideways and cause trouble for others in the graduation project. I have reported the situation to the general and my father, and they also mean to wait and see what happens."
"Alright then, I won't tell others that I'm a little genius." DouDou agreed with a bit of regret.But anyway, his original intention is not to let too many people like him, so that he can be relaxed and happy.
"Secondly, your live broadcast room should also be reorganized. When I went to see it last time, I felt that there is still a lot to improve."
Peter had a considerable amount of specially approved funds in his hand, which happened to come in handy.It's just that when he was gearing up and planning to do a big job, he accidentally discovered that there were many things he hadn't noticed before that were piled up in the warehouse of the live broadcast room.
"Master, please tell me why you have so many toys and sports equipment?" Peter asked in surprise, "Where did you get the star coins?"
Doudou blinked his eyes, and it took him a while to remember that he had not had time to tell Peter about the "fraud" of 100 million star coins from that stupid dog.It's just that if you want to tell the truth, I'm afraid it will expose the fact that this cat can't count.
Doudou thought for a moment, and decided to make up a brilliant reason.
"It was given to me by a kind person."
"Well-wishers?" Peter had even more doubts in his heart, who would believe such a lame reason.
"What kind-hearted person? These things may add up to millions. How could there be such a kind-hearted person?"
He rolled his eyes around, but couldn't answer.He lowered his head, picking at the thread ends on the cushion with his nails, with a look of no distractions.
The more Peter thought about it, the more something went wrong, and he exclaimed: "Oh my God, could it be that there are criminals coveting the young master, trying to seduce the young master with money, and further plot further evil? My poor young master!"
"No, the other party gave it to me because he saw that I was too cute."
The so-called practice makes perfect, this time lying, DouDou never even blinked an eye.
Peter naturally didn't believe it, but until now, there was no other way.
"That's all we can do for the time being, but this matter needs to be reported to the general," Peter said earnestly, "Master, you have to understand that not all people in this world are good, and there are always some criminals who try to use small favors to seduce immature people." An Omega. You don't know how disregarding things those Alphas can do to court a mate. Last year, Miss Omega of the Griffin family was seduced by an Alpha who was over a hundred years old. She ran away from home and has not returned yet. I heard that her father Ou was overly sad because of this incident, which led to mental violence and has been bedridden for more than half a year."
"Is there such a bad Alpha?" Doudou asked in surprise, "Little female cat... No, won't that Omega beat him up when he finds out that he has been cheated?"
Peter glanced at Doudou, and said with a smile: "Where can a normal Omega resist an Alpha, no matter whether it is mental power or strength, it can't suppress the opponent. Besides, if it is too excited and stimulated by pheromones to cause binding fever, it will be slaughtered." .”
Doudou nodded thoughtfully.
He has always understood Alpha and Omega as male and female cats.Peter must have said this because he had never seen the power of a kitten.Where is the mother cat weak?
DouDou couldn't help but think of the tragic years when he was pushed down on the ground by a little female cat of the same age.The fighting power of female cats is too terrifying, especially female cats in estrus or with cubs, they are simply long-haired devils.
Because of the huge psychological shadow brought by the female cat, DouDou never had the idea of finding a kitten to spend the estrus period.During the estrus season, he runs as far away as possible, away from everything related to female cats.
"And Xielis..." Peter carefully observed Dou Dou's expression, and seeing that he was normal, he went on to say, "Some time ago, he was deeply involved in a love triangle with a wealthy family. , has been on the hot searches for several days. If I say he deserves it, he is clearly the young master’s friend, but he openly snatched away the young master’s dating partner at that time, and now he is cheated, it must be the punishment of the mother of the earth.”
"Which one is so shameless," Doudou bared his teeth, "You're bullying Mio again?"
"It's Xielis Fanhee, master, have you forgotten, you said before that he is your only friend at school."
"No, I'm talking about that shameless Alpha who dared to try to mate with me but then went to have sex with others. Even the most rude wild cats know how to mate first come first. See him next time , you remember to remind me, I will definitely beat him to the point of meowing." Doudou waved his fur paw in a grand manner.
Peter was speechless.After thinking about it, the young master is right to think so. After all, the people he met before were not kind. Although due to various reasons, he was able to stop the loss in time, but it did bring a lot of stains to the young master's reputation.
Peter was about to narrate a few more appalling cases, when he saw Dou Dou's innocent eyes in a blink of an eye, he couldn't bear it.
"Forget it, the young master is still young, it must be someone else's fault, just be careful in the future, don't accept kindness from unknown sources."
DouDou was about to nod his head in agreement, when he suddenly remembered his friend, Mr., and felt guilty for no reason, so he had to pick up the thread again.
"Young master, you pretend not to hear." Peter was so angry that he squeezed his ears, "What I say is very important!"
"You heard me, don't pull my ears." Doudou cried softly, struggling to break free from the claws, and collapsed to the ground like a ball of dough, curling up the tip of its tail and flicking it lightly.
Peter squinted his eyes, always feeling that the young master seemed to be rounded again compared to the previous two days.He shook off this thought, rolled up his sleeves, and started to work without complaint.
At this time, Morton Manor was also in full swing, and several stewards were busy directing the servants to tidy up the warehouse and make an empty warehouse for the young marshal.
"Why did the young master suddenly think of opening an additional warehouse?" The aged housekeeper followed behind Hailou and asked suspiciously, "If you think the previous warehouse is too small, you can directly open up a new place and build a bigger one."
Hailou shook his head and said, "Not for that, the new warehouse is for one of my...friends."
"Friend?" The old butler was even more shocked when he heard this. What kind of friend deserves to have his own warehouse in the Hai family?
Hailou didn't say much.
The servants tidied up quickly.The new warehouse is very bright, transparent on all sides, constant temperature and humidity, and adopts the most advanced dust removal and anticorrosion technology.
It's just that there is nothing in the huge warehouse.
Hailou solemnly held a small cardboard box and carefully placed it in the display case in the middle of the warehouse.Then, he took a step back, stared for a long time, and suddenly asked: "Is there too little stuff?"
There was a rare bit of uncertainty in his tone.The old housekeeper was waiting to reply, when he heard Hailou's order: "Go to my warehouse and find some rare things to fill in."
Hailou paused for a moment, then quickly vetoed: "Forget it, I'll go in person."
The old housekeeper stared at Hailou's every move in a daze, and a horrifying thought came to his mind: the iron tree was blooming.
Mother of the earth, is the young master finally enlightened?
The author has something to say:
Peter: Omega can't beat Alpha
DouDou: QAQ [Thinking of the fear of being dominated by a little female cat]
A kitten planted a small cardboard box and harvested a bunch of small cardboard boxes in the future. It is a guaranteed profit
PS, I saw some comments before and wondered why Doudou didn’t directly tell Hailou the function of the carton, but said it was happiness and happiness.Unified explanation: This is not Doudou pretending to be mysterious. In fact, there is a major premise. Doudou is just a kitten. Although he always watches TV at other people’s homes and knows a lot of strange knowledge, he observes human beings. Life is understood from the perspective of a cat.
As a kitten, he doesn't fully understand the concept of "delivery" (cats don't care what's in your cardboard box, in their view, the value of the cardboard box itself is much more) he only knows that cardboard boxes are usually It was filled with things and sent to human families, and everyone who received the courier seemed very happy (probably he had seen people tearing up the courier with bare hands on the road (. Then the empty box was thrown out, and everyone who picked it up The kitten in the empty box is also very happy, so it is concluded that the cardboard box = happiness.
Therefore, there is no way for DouDou to say that the function of the cardboard box is to hold things, such an accurate and true description, and it can only use the cardboard box to convey happiness, which is an emotional description.Of course, it is not ruled out that every kitten can speak the same poetic language (.
As for his claim that he wants to marry Hailou, it is because he mistakenly thought that cats taking over humans was the "marriage" relationship understood by orcs.When human beings do things, they will reflect, feel ashamed, and embarrassed. Most of the time it is out of moral sense. For example, considering that Hailou did not agree in advance, if Doudou is a human being, he would be embarrassed to directly announce the marriage, but because he is a cat, There is no human morality, so his behavior and handling of things cannot be evaluated by human rational logic.It's only natural for kittens to take over human beings, not to mention that he is such a powerful kitten, there is no need to hide it at all, and he should even announce it loudly—similarly, if he is rejected, it is impossible to be The fault of the cute little cat must be that there is something wrong with this human being, and Doudou will not feel embarrassed
Come and learn how to become as confident as a kitten with DouDou (you are really good.jpg
The temperature in the plant room was much warmer than the outside, and Dou Dou suddenly broke in, only felt an itchy nose, shook his head and sneezed several times in a row, and spit out a little hair from his mouth.
It's time for him to moult, Doudou thought sadly, it seems that he should eat more grass.
Peter remained motionless, fast asleep.Dou Dou crawls on all fours, props up his hind legs, and swings his butt rhythmically to prepare for launch.He flicked suddenly, flew into the air, jumped onto Peter's shoulders without any mistakes, and knocked him awake with a bang.
"Peter, Peter," DouDou stepped on Peter's shoulders and jumped onto the flower stand, shouting loudly, "Don't sleep late, get up and work!"
Peter snorted, his eyes were sleepy, he rubbed his waist and asked in confusion: "Master, why is your animal shape so small but not big, but your strength is so great?"
Despite the long winter without sunshine, time passed, and when it was "night," most orcs naturally felt sleepy.DouDou is an exception, as the night progresses, he jumps up and down more and more vigorously.
Doudou proudly puffed out his fluffy chest, and replied, "You don't know anything about the power of a kitten. When I grow some meat, I will be an invincible kitten."
Peter couldn't help trembling as he imagined the plump young master Hi-Tan that was several times his weight.
"Master, didn't you say you don't want to work?"
"Do I have it?" Doudou denied it, "No, you remember wrongly. In short, we don't have time to sleep, so get up, don't be lazy, and work with me."
Peter sighed: "Since you want to do well, you have to think long-term, and you can't do whatever you want like before. First of all, in the early stage, your identity cannot be exposed. After watching your live broadcast that day, I came back and searched for some information. I have a vague idea , the young master's ability is very special, it has never appeared in the existing records of the empire..."
DouDou interrupted: "So I'm really still a young genius?"
"Yes," Peter said with a helpless smile, "it's just that the situation is unclear now, we know very little, and it's better to hide our clumsiness, in case the opponents of the Reese family come to make trouble, and those classmates in your school, there are always some who can't do well People who want to go sideways and cause trouble for others in the graduation project. I have reported the situation to the general and my father, and they also mean to wait and see what happens."
"Alright then, I won't tell others that I'm a little genius." DouDou agreed with a bit of regret.But anyway, his original intention is not to let too many people like him, so that he can be relaxed and happy.
"Secondly, your live broadcast room should also be reorganized. When I went to see it last time, I felt that there is still a lot to improve."
Peter had a considerable amount of specially approved funds in his hand, which happened to come in handy.It's just that when he was gearing up and planning to do a big job, he accidentally discovered that there were many things he hadn't noticed before that were piled up in the warehouse of the live broadcast room.
"Master, please tell me why you have so many toys and sports equipment?" Peter asked in surprise, "Where did you get the star coins?"
Doudou blinked his eyes, and it took him a while to remember that he had not had time to tell Peter about the "fraud" of 100 million star coins from that stupid dog.It's just that if you want to tell the truth, I'm afraid it will expose the fact that this cat can't count.
Doudou thought for a moment, and decided to make up a brilliant reason.
"It was given to me by a kind person."
"Well-wishers?" Peter had even more doubts in his heart, who would believe such a lame reason.
"What kind-hearted person? These things may add up to millions. How could there be such a kind-hearted person?"
He rolled his eyes around, but couldn't answer.He lowered his head, picking at the thread ends on the cushion with his nails, with a look of no distractions.
The more Peter thought about it, the more something went wrong, and he exclaimed: "Oh my God, could it be that there are criminals coveting the young master, trying to seduce the young master with money, and further plot further evil? My poor young master!"
"No, the other party gave it to me because he saw that I was too cute."
The so-called practice makes perfect, this time lying, DouDou never even blinked an eye.
Peter naturally didn't believe it, but until now, there was no other way.
"That's all we can do for the time being, but this matter needs to be reported to the general," Peter said earnestly, "Master, you have to understand that not all people in this world are good, and there are always some criminals who try to use small favors to seduce immature people." An Omega. You don't know how disregarding things those Alphas can do to court a mate. Last year, Miss Omega of the Griffin family was seduced by an Alpha who was over a hundred years old. She ran away from home and has not returned yet. I heard that her father Ou was overly sad because of this incident, which led to mental violence and has been bedridden for more than half a year."
"Is there such a bad Alpha?" Doudou asked in surprise, "Little female cat... No, won't that Omega beat him up when he finds out that he has been cheated?"
Peter glanced at Doudou, and said with a smile: "Where can a normal Omega resist an Alpha, no matter whether it is mental power or strength, it can't suppress the opponent. Besides, if it is too excited and stimulated by pheromones to cause binding fever, it will be slaughtered." .”
Doudou nodded thoughtfully.
He has always understood Alpha and Omega as male and female cats.Peter must have said this because he had never seen the power of a kitten.Where is the mother cat weak?
DouDou couldn't help but think of the tragic years when he was pushed down on the ground by a little female cat of the same age.The fighting power of female cats is too terrifying, especially female cats in estrus or with cubs, they are simply long-haired devils.
Because of the huge psychological shadow brought by the female cat, DouDou never had the idea of finding a kitten to spend the estrus period.During the estrus season, he runs as far away as possible, away from everything related to female cats.
"And Xielis..." Peter carefully observed Dou Dou's expression, and seeing that he was normal, he went on to say, "Some time ago, he was deeply involved in a love triangle with a wealthy family. , has been on the hot searches for several days. If I say he deserves it, he is clearly the young master’s friend, but he openly snatched away the young master’s dating partner at that time, and now he is cheated, it must be the punishment of the mother of the earth.”
"Which one is so shameless," Doudou bared his teeth, "You're bullying Mio again?"
"It's Xielis Fanhee, master, have you forgotten, you said before that he is your only friend at school."
"No, I'm talking about that shameless Alpha who dared to try to mate with me but then went to have sex with others. Even the most rude wild cats know how to mate first come first. See him next time , you remember to remind me, I will definitely beat him to the point of meowing." Doudou waved his fur paw in a grand manner.
Peter was speechless.After thinking about it, the young master is right to think so. After all, the people he met before were not kind. Although due to various reasons, he was able to stop the loss in time, but it did bring a lot of stains to the young master's reputation.
Peter was about to narrate a few more appalling cases, when he saw Dou Dou's innocent eyes in a blink of an eye, he couldn't bear it.
"Forget it, the young master is still young, it must be someone else's fault, just be careful in the future, don't accept kindness from unknown sources."
DouDou was about to nod his head in agreement, when he suddenly remembered his friend, Mr., and felt guilty for no reason, so he had to pick up the thread again.
"Young master, you pretend not to hear." Peter was so angry that he squeezed his ears, "What I say is very important!"
"You heard me, don't pull my ears." Doudou cried softly, struggling to break free from the claws, and collapsed to the ground like a ball of dough, curling up the tip of its tail and flicking it lightly.
Peter squinted his eyes, always feeling that the young master seemed to be rounded again compared to the previous two days.He shook off this thought, rolled up his sleeves, and started to work without complaint.
At this time, Morton Manor was also in full swing, and several stewards were busy directing the servants to tidy up the warehouse and make an empty warehouse for the young marshal.
"Why did the young master suddenly think of opening an additional warehouse?" The aged housekeeper followed behind Hailou and asked suspiciously, "If you think the previous warehouse is too small, you can directly open up a new place and build a bigger one."
Hailou shook his head and said, "Not for that, the new warehouse is for one of my...friends."
"Friend?" The old butler was even more shocked when he heard this. What kind of friend deserves to have his own warehouse in the Hai family?
Hailou didn't say much.
The servants tidied up quickly.The new warehouse is very bright, transparent on all sides, constant temperature and humidity, and adopts the most advanced dust removal and anticorrosion technology.
It's just that there is nothing in the huge warehouse.
Hailou solemnly held a small cardboard box and carefully placed it in the display case in the middle of the warehouse.Then, he took a step back, stared for a long time, and suddenly asked: "Is there too little stuff?"
There was a rare bit of uncertainty in his tone.The old housekeeper was waiting to reply, when he heard Hailou's order: "Go to my warehouse and find some rare things to fill in."
Hailou paused for a moment, then quickly vetoed: "Forget it, I'll go in person."
The old housekeeper stared at Hailou's every move in a daze, and a horrifying thought came to his mind: the iron tree was blooming.
Mother of the earth, is the young master finally enlightened?
The author has something to say:
Peter: Omega can't beat Alpha
DouDou: QAQ [Thinking of the fear of being dominated by a little female cat]
A kitten planted a small cardboard box and harvested a bunch of small cardboard boxes in the future. It is a guaranteed profit
PS, I saw some comments before and wondered why Doudou didn’t directly tell Hailou the function of the carton, but said it was happiness and happiness.Unified explanation: This is not Doudou pretending to be mysterious. In fact, there is a major premise. Doudou is just a kitten. Although he always watches TV at other people’s homes and knows a lot of strange knowledge, he observes human beings. Life is understood from the perspective of a cat.
As a kitten, he doesn't fully understand the concept of "delivery" (cats don't care what's in your cardboard box, in their view, the value of the cardboard box itself is much more) he only knows that cardboard boxes are usually It was filled with things and sent to human families, and everyone who received the courier seemed very happy (probably he had seen people tearing up the courier with bare hands on the road (. Then the empty box was thrown out, and everyone who picked it up The kitten in the empty box is also very happy, so it is concluded that the cardboard box = happiness.
Therefore, there is no way for DouDou to say that the function of the cardboard box is to hold things, such an accurate and true description, and it can only use the cardboard box to convey happiness, which is an emotional description.Of course, it is not ruled out that every kitten can speak the same poetic language (.
As for his claim that he wants to marry Hailou, it is because he mistakenly thought that cats taking over humans was the "marriage" relationship understood by orcs.When human beings do things, they will reflect, feel ashamed, and embarrassed. Most of the time it is out of moral sense. For example, considering that Hailou did not agree in advance, if Doudou is a human being, he would be embarrassed to directly announce the marriage, but because he is a cat, There is no human morality, so his behavior and handling of things cannot be evaluated by human rational logic.It's only natural for kittens to take over human beings, not to mention that he is such a powerful kitten, there is no need to hide it at all, and he should even announce it loudly—similarly, if he is rejected, it is impossible to be The fault of the cute little cat must be that there is something wrong with this human being, and Doudou will not feel embarrassed
Come and learn how to become as confident as a kitten with DouDou (you are really good.jpg
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