The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

Doudou's live broadcast room is the default whiteboard room, empty and simple.After Peter's skillful creation, expensive natural green plants dotted the corners, and with the pile of expensive equipment and toys, the originally inconspicuous live broadcast room instantly became lively.

Of course, the most important thing is to improve the morale of the anchor Benmao.

"Master, are you ready?" Peter asked solemnly.

The little orange cat stared at him in bewilderment and yawned.

"Master—"

"Yes," Doudou suddenly regained his senses, and made bold words, "I'm ready! Step by step, become bigger and stronger, and become the only Haonan cat in Causeway Bay! ①"

Haonan Meow opened his mouth wide and let out a baby-like growl. He accidentally sucked in too much cold air and hiccupped. Suddenly, he was frightened by his own hiccup, and his whole body became stiff and motionless. .

Peter, who doesn't have any knowledge of ancient earth movies, naturally doesn't understand the profound meaning of Doudou's words, and he just can't laugh or cry when he hears them.He said: "Master, don't always say weird things. The most important thing to be an anchor is to have affinity and let the audience recognize you. If they even have to think about what you say for a long time, paying customers will naturally not satisfy."

Doudou turned his head away and pretended not to hear.His little tail flicked and flicked, and his furry back was arched, forming a beautiful arc.

Peter snapped his head off, and gave him advice in a rambling babble, and he was confused by what he heard.

"I don't want to spend money on advertising, I don't want to be too popular. Let's catch a few unlucky test products first and learn from them," Doudou said with reason and evidence, "It's best to be a beast like Dad and Grandpa."

Peter was very moved after hearing this, and said: "General, they will be very pleased if they know your intentions. I will help you set the live broadcast room to a one-way one-to-many mode, and then recruit volunteers. It's just a big one with a mental strength above A. Cat tribe orcs usually hold important positions and have exclusive sleep assistants, and their data is not easy to obtain."

Volunteers for sleep aid experiments are not uncommon on the Star Network, and recruitment orders are usually issued by official research institutions of the Empire.Orcs are often happy to contribute personal cases to advance insomnia research.Of course, there are also some orcs living in distress who signed up as volunteers in order to obtain free treatment opportunities.

In comparison, due to the lack of credibility for personal projects, most of the orcs who came to apply for the job were the latter, and the screening was more difficult.

Peter was not optimistic about the quality of the first batch of volunteers after he announced the recruitment of volunteers in the information hall of the Star Network.

Doudou suggested: "Then let Baker's friends come over. If they are big cats, the follow-up treatments will be free."

In this way, Peter and Doudou—mainly because Peter was busy, it was not until the middle of the night that all matters were settled.The kitten was too sleepy to keep its eyes open, so it fell asleep on the sofa in the bedroom.

Even so, the next morning, DouDou still woke up earlier than the chef, rolled off the sofa and ran all the way to the door of the butler's bedroom.

While scratching the door with his paws, he shouted excitedly: "Butler, butler, get up, the kitten is going to starve to death!"

A moment later, the butler, who was still wrapped in a nightgown, came out of the room and floated towards the kitchen like a wandering spirit.Doudou happily jumped up and down between his feet, and tried to reach out his claws to hook his nightgown pocket, almost tripping the housekeeper several times.

The housekeeper took it for granted, fastened the belt without changing his face, entered the kitchen, and prepared breakfast with agility.

"Give me a big ball of fleshy nutrition supplement," Doudou waved his paws and drew a circle bigger than the dinner plate, and softly discussed, "I worked hard last night, I deserve it be rewarded."

The butler lowered his head and stared at him expressionlessly.

"If you don't believe me, if you ask Peter, he was moved to tears." Doudou made a fake gesture of wiping away tears, and met the housekeeper's gaze without shame.

After some eye-fighting, the butler was defeated, and Dou Dou got his wish to get a small lump of meat-like nutrition.Before the dinner plate was set down, Doudou plunged into the pile of food, eating happily.When he eats, he still retains the habit of stray cats. In order to prevent other cats from attacking him, he always likes to put one paw in the food bowl and assert his sovereignty domineeringly.

But such a vulgar gesture was obviously not in line with etiquette, and the housekeeper frowned upon seeing it.

At this moment, Peter rushed in with disheveled hair, and shouted excitedly: "Young master, fifty volunteers have signed up! Although there are only two big cat orcs, more than half of the Alphas are B-level and above, and the overall quality exceeds expected."

Thanks to Beckbei, he alone called 29 mid-level and high-level friends.

After Doudou carefully licked the last grain, Chi Chi Chi Chi puffed up his paws, accepting the unreserved praise from the housekeeper and Peter.

"However, in this way, we need to score several rounds. We will be busy in the next few days." Peter said.

DouDou immediately keenly grasped the key information in his words, and asked, "Can't you hypnotize fifty beasts at once? Then we can get it done at once, and we won't have to work for the next few days."

Peter glanced at him helplessly, and explained patiently: "As you know, insomnia is related to the fluctuations in the mental power of orcs. If you deal with too many rioting orcs at once, you may not be able to withstand their unconscious mental power attacks." It is too dangerous to cause one's mental power pool to collapse."

The housekeeper also persuaded from the side: "Even if it is the highest-ranked sleep aid anchor on the Star Network, the peak matchmaking peak is only around ten orcs. Even a professional sleep aid in the Empire, the average is only fifteen to twenty. I have never I heard that who would dare to try to face fifty mid-level and high-level orcs at once. It's better for the young master to take his time."

I just counted and counted with my paws, no matter how I counted, I felt that it would be more cost-effective to get fifty of them at once.He turned over and fell on the dining table like a fool, his soft body bent into a full bow, and he folded his paws to rest on his chin, tilted his head, and looked at the butler and Peter with watery eyes.

The butler and Peter were defeated and had no choice but to compromise. They only asked for the forced termination of the sleep aid treatment if necessary, and a family doctor was invited to be on call at any time.

On this day, the people in the general's mansion turned their backs on their horses and waited in full force.

One week before the agreed live broadcast time, Doudou was dragged into the star network by Peter to prepare for the first serious live broadcast of his cat life.

DouDou changed into his favorite musketeer suit, squatted on the anchor chair, licked the meatball, and combed his hair - he planned to lick a handsome and mature parted head for himself.

"Master, do you really not need to divide the volunteers into two groups for treatment? It's too late to regret it now." Peter asked again worriedly.

Doudou struggled to raise his arms, but he couldn't reach the top of his head, and the whole cat was reeling.Hearing this, he took the time to wave his paws, comforting Peter and said: "It's okay, I'm so cute, even if I can't do it, no one will be willing to blame me-well, if there is, I will beat him."

Peter was speechless.

During the speech, the system invited fifty volunteers into the encrypted live broadcast room on time.According to Doudou's request, the orcs appeared in animal shapes one after another and entered their respective grids.

The so-called lattice room is an independent system space, which is equivalent to a room in reality.In the grid room, the orcs do not interfere with each other, but they can check each other's status through the system, and can also use voice or text to communicate.

Doudou scanned these free beasts curiously, and found that most of them were dogs and wolves.The only two big cats are a giant serval and a giant lynx, both of which have fleshy faces and a pair of slender and firm ears, making it hard to get along with each other.

What surprised him was that Jiajiali's animal shape turned out to be a man-tall honey badger, with rough gray fur on his back, and eyes like sharp blades.

This wonderful animal Doudou has only been seen in "Animal World" before.

The ferocious and brave "Brother Flathead" obviously won the favor of the cat anchor, and he took the initiative to give Honey Badger a little star intimacy value just after the live broadcast started.

This blatant partiality was quickly criticized.

——Is this little plush fluffy the anchor?Heh, if you want to be a fan-friendly emotional anchor, shouldn't you be classified as "sleep aid"?If so, I will not join in the fun.

The one speaking in a rough voice was a brown bear. When he was sitting, he was like a black hill, and when he roared, everyone's eardrums were buzzing.

Before going around, Gagari was the first to jump into a rage, stood up and overturned the virtual table and chairs, pointed at the grid where the brown bear was, and cursed: "Be respectful, come to the arena with me if you have the ability, we will fight one-on-one to the death! Shut up if you want to be a coward!"

Poor Peter was so frightened that he almost had a rat's tail.

The brown bear sneered, and was about to choke, when it was suddenly pulled away from the live broadcast room by a force, and disappeared in an instant.

I saw DouDou moving his claws away from the "forced disengagement" button.

"I didn't expect it to be so easy to use," he murmured to himself, "but why is there no biu sound?"

The crowd was in an uproar.

If the anchor blatantly expels visitors, no matter the reason, it will be recorded by the system, which will affect the weight of popularity points, so very few people will use this privilege.

"Who else wants to tell me biubiu quickly, of course you will regret it to the point of tears in the future."

The crowd was stunned.

"Because after today is over, there will be many beasts prostrating under my hairy tail, and by then you will not be able to queue up," Doudou sighed, frowned, and shook Mao Cancan's head seriously, "What a headache for cats."

The author has something to say:

Too many fans, cats sigh.jpg

Doudou: In the future, even if you Gucci, tears PradaPrada down to Dior, I will not soften my heart

Peter: ...please don't use weird language

①Movies "The Unknown" and "Young and Dangerous"

PS, the honey badger is Brother Pingtou, who is nicknamed the leader of the animal world because he is too cruel, and he will be beaten if he disagrees.It is said on the Internet that it can beat big cats such as lions, but I personally feel that it is not because honey badgers are stronger than lions in fighting power, but because they are desperate to fight. If lions or leopards want to fight to the death, they may be injured. In the cruel wild, injury is sometimes more terrible than death, so the gain outweighs the loss. Under normal circumstances, the big cats may give up (the same is true between lions and hyenas, hyenas will pick chrysanthemums, and no one can stand it)