The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

DouDou woke up in Hailou's arms.

Upon waking, the furnishings of the room had changed and they had apparently left the medical bay.At this time, the lights in the room were brightly lit, and DouDou could hardly keep his eyes open.

Tou Dou was a little happy to find that the human didn't get rid of him while he was asleep.It's just that he is still sleepy at this time, and he doesn't want to wake up.DouDou muttered in a daze, hugged his belly and rolled around twice, then stretched his limbs and stretched, and firmly covered his two front paws on his eyelids to block out the too bright light in the room.

At this moment, Hailou made a move, gently pushed Doudou's two front paws apart, and exhaled lightly into his beard.

Doudou was overwhelmed by the disturbance, frowned in disgust, retracted his front paws and covered his mouth instead.He straightened his neck, stepped on Hailou's lower abdomen and kicked his legs backward.Unexpectedly, the cloth on Hailou's body was too smooth, and the kitten's soft fur slid back almost without any friction, before rolling to the ground.

This time, the little cat was completely awake.His four paws slipped, and he got up in a panic. He was supposed to be stunned for a long time before he realized what happened just now.

"I'm sorry." Hailou smiled, his tone was obviously insincere.

Doudou returned to Hailou's trouser legs angrily, hooked his sharp claws and climbed up, while meowing and cursing.

Naturally, Hai Lou couldn't understand the vulgar cat language, but he thought that Dou Dou's angry appearance was also very interesting, so he reached out to help him, but was slapped away by Dou Dou's paw.

Doudou rejected the human's kindness with great backbone, and came to Hailou's knee relying on his claws and strength.He braced his upper limbs, swung his buttocks and tail over his head vigorously, rolled over and fell back onto the human lap.An unexpected rock-climbing exercise uses up all the kitty's energy.He slumped on Hailou's lap, with his breasts exposed, his round belly heaving up and down, breathing rhythmically.

After a while, DouDou finally managed to catch his breath and let out a loud moan to express his dissatisfaction.

"Humph!"

With an apologetic face, Hailou gently stroked Doudou's cheek with his fingers, and stroked back along the kitten's whiskers with his fingertips.

The corners of Doudou's mouth twitched slightly, and he pulled his lips up, showing an uncomfortable and slightly ferocious expression.Due to the rich and sensitive nerve endings distributed in the cat's snout, cats usually don't like humans touching their tentacles.However, Doudou endured the discomfort and did not escape.He thinks that he is a kitten with a big belly that can accommodate him, so he will naturally try his best to accommodate human's innocuous little idiosyncrasies.

Hey, Doudou shook his head and sighed to himself, I really indulge my human beings, it's not good to go on like this, he will definitely be proud of being favored.

Following his movement, a white beard on the left suddenly broke and fell directly between Hailou's fingers.

The three or four-month-old kitten's whiskers are thin and long, just like him, which looks cute and cute. The whiskers and tails are curled just right, like a candy cane.

Hailou paused, glanced at the white beard in his hand, then at the stunned Dou Dou, pinched the beard very calmly, and inserted it back into the hair on Dou Dou's snout, pretending nothing happened.

DouDou immediately shouted angrily, "I've seen it all!"

He stared at the big eyes like copper bells, the eyes were shining hot, and complained angrily: "You pulled my beard, you abused the kitten!"

Hailou blinked and looked at DouDou innocently.

Doudou got even more angry, struggling to stand up and say something, but Hailou suddenly said: "Your story is really good, I have never heard such a wonderful story, you really are a little genius."

Doudou paused, and instantly forgot the unhappiness just now.The corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, and he blurted out some boastful words without hesitation.

"That's natural, heh heh, who am I? I say I'm an invincible kitten, but I'm just telling stories. For me, it's as easy as lifting my tail."

Naturally, Hai Lou followed the meaning of Dou Dou without hesitation and praised him again, affirming: "This is my favorite story."

DouDou regarded this liking as a great success, and for a whole week after that, he never let go of his proud orange-striped tail.

After Hailou completed the first stage of work, he put down the book that looked like a picture album in his hand, ran forward with his tail bouncing around, and meowed a few times in a coquettish voice.

According to his hunger level, Doudou guessed that it was only about two weeks before he fell asleep.Although I'm not too hungry right now, it's good to have a little snack.

In DouDou's eyes, his human beings are infinitely tolerant and patient, and they always respond to everything the kittens ask for. Therefore, he has no doubt that Hailou will arrange "morning tea" for him as soon as possible.

Just when Doudou was thinking about it in his head, he couldn't decide whether to choose the hard bobo meat jerky like a molar stick or the soft and delicious dessert, but Hailou's gentle but firm rejection came from his ears.

"I'm afraid it won't work," Hailou sighed softly, hugged Doudou, and squeezed his fleshy palm, "Shall we not eat snacks today? When we wait for dinner, we will ask the housekeeper to help you prepare a nutritious and balanced meal for the cubs." .”

DouDou slowly rounded his eyes and moved to Hailou, his eyes were full of disbelief.

Hailou explained: "When you fell asleep just now, Dr. Lauren gave you a simple physical examination. After comparing it with the report sent by Major General Reese, she found that your weight gain during the cycle was too... ..."

He tilted his head slightly, and after thinking for a moment, he decided to choose a more subtle description.

"Too superior."

After finishing speaking, Hailou paused for a moment, carefully observing DouDou's face.

The kitty's face was dull, without any change.

But from the angle of Hailou, looking down from the top, Doudou's cheeks are indeed much rounder.He couldn't help replaying the orange fluffy that fell into his arms from the sky on the day they met in his mind.At that time, DouDou seemed to have a lighter and slender body, with a small face that was almost a circle smaller than the palm, and it hardly caused any impact when it hit Hailou's body.

But now, DouDou's face is aggressively expanding, and his body is becoming more and more solid, especially the belly part, which seems to be covered with a rippling layer of liquid fat under the soft fur.

"As a result, Dr. Lauren suggested that we control our diet reasonably in the next period of time until your weight gain slows down."

Appeared, finally appeared, human's inexplicable discrimination against fleshy flesh finally appeared!What's wrong with Rourou, how handsome and handsome!Do I have to be dubbed the humiliating title of Fat Orange again!

DouDou still stared at Hailou stupidly, with big and round eyes, as if he couldn't understand a word.

Seeing this, Hailou rubbed Doudou's soft and rippling belly again, and continued: "Be patient for a while, okay? Excessive energy intake will affect the development of your animal form and your health, and may even affect your health. Mental strength."

DouDou rolled his eyes around, as if he suddenly woke up, and then slowly argued: "It's not necessarily fat, you haven't seen a kitten, how would you know that a kitten should grow taller? What will it look like?"

"What you said makes sense," Hailou nodded in agreement, but then said, "However, although your animal shape is very special, the empire has no previous data on cats for reference, and you are also the only one that has appeared in the empire so far. The only orc who can maintain the animal form of a cub, but even with so many exceptions, you are still an orc. Combined with the general data of orcs, Dr. Lauren put forward the most reasonable dietary adjustment suggestions."

After Hailou finished speaking, he proposed a set of complex data and theories that made the cat headache, in order to support Dr. Luo Lun's conclusion in detail.

DouDou couldn't understand these things.He frowned tightly, as if he wanted to refute, but in the end he simply said, "But—I'm the cutest kitten, how could I be fat?"

After that, he raised his paw, patted his belly twice with his fleshy palm, and announced as if showing off: "This sound of milk fat is not fat, it's all the love you gave me."

Doudou blinked, looking at his human beings with shining eyes.

Hailou took a deep breath, and couldn't bear to keep looking at DouDou.He turned his gaze away, cleared his throat, and reminded: "In any case, the housekeeper has been repeatedly ordered by Dr. Luo Lun, and he vowed to hold his ground and never help you cheat."

After saying these cruel words, Hailou looked at Doudou again and gave him the final fatal blow.

"So, even if we want to eat, the kitchen won't provide us with food. We have nothing to eat, go around."

As Hailou's voice fell, DouDou's body seemed to be held in place by a spell, turning into a soft and boneless fluid, dripping down Hailou's knees.

Hailou probed to look quickly, only to see DouDou lying on the ground, face up to the sky, staring blankly and unfocusedly above.His head is tilted to one side, but his belly and hind limbs are flexibly twisted to the other side, and his two snow-white front paws are shrunk and hugged his chest—only because of the kitten's chubby body, the proportion of the two is obviously short The forelimbs can only barely overlap, and they are piled up in front of the chest, which is even more comical.This is quite a humane move, Hailou even felt that he could vaguely hear a heavy sigh.

Hailou leaned over, picked up the fluffy Doudou by the waist, and gently shook it in his arms.One person and one cat stared at each other silently for a while, Hailou finally compromised and suggested: "Well, we can go to Xingwang to eat virtual food, as much as you want."

Doudou, a virtual food on Xingwang, has also tasted it.The so-called virtual food itself is a kind of deception to the brain.It can fabricate details such as taste, smell, texture, swallowing movements, and even the resulting feeling of fullness, perfectly convincing the brain that this meal is a real meal.However, DouDou is not very happy to eat this kind of fake food. No matter how real the experience is, it is still a liar. After the stimulation of the brain fades away, the feeling of fullness and satisfaction will also disappear, and his stomach may become more empty instead. .

The most important thing is that virtual things are very expensive, and the little poor cat Doudou doesn't have enough star coins to buy even a small piece of dessert!

Thinking of this, DouDou half-closed his eyes, and threw a meaningful look at his human.

"I'm your kitten."

he said firmly.

Hai Lou is still unable to adapt to such an intimate declaration of belonging, but he did not refute it.

"I am your kitty, and you are my human," Doudou repeated, "Do you know what that means?"

Hailou looked at DouDou puzzled.

"This means that you need to spend a lot of star coins on me. You need to love me unconditionally, pamper me, respect me, tolerate me, and do many things for me. This is the reason why humans have a kitten. The price to be paid."

To the interstellar orcs who are extremely conservative in love, these outrageous and unreasonable but hot words are as direct and hot as a flame, which makes Hailou feel dizzy and can hardly focus on DouDou.

Doudou was ignorant, and continued: "I know that human beings are stupid and stupid, and it may not be possible to meet the strict requirements of the little cat for a while, but we can take our time. Before I officially announce that I will take over you, you There is still a long way to go. Today you pushed me to fall, pulled my beard, and even disliked me for being fat. I will not pursue it for the time being. If these things are encountered by other kittens , I will definitely be so angry that I will ignore you for three days and three nights."

"not me……"

"No nonsense. Now, you can start to practice from the first sentence."

Under Hailou's suspicious gaze, Doudou slowly spread out his soft paws, with the pink flesh facing upwards.

Two beautiful glazed eyes, one gold and one blue, under the influence of the light, changed into a glittering light and shadow like gold coins.

"I want star coins, a lot of star coins."

……

It was night, and according to Doudou's schedule, the long-lost live broadcast room of "Little Cats Are Invincible" was finally open to volunteers again.Peter specially came to the live broadcast room early, and wanted to take advantage of the time before the broadcast to make preparations for data observation and input.

What's rare is that Lazy Cat anchor Doudou entered the state very early today.Half a week before the official live broadcast, he was already guarding the anchor station, slapping his paws at the light brain frantically, as if he was shopping at a shopping mall.

"Master, are you shopping?" Peter asked, "What do you want to buy? Do you need my help?"

Only then did DouDou raise his head, as if he had just discovered Peter, happily showing a bright smile.

"Hello, Peter!" Dou Dou warmly greeted, "I just got a lot of star coins, a lot, a lot, and I bought a lot of food with these star coins. I plan to do food and broadcasting in a while, these delicious things, Chiliu , I didn’t place the order because I was greedy, they were all props that I contributed to the self-sacrifice of the sleep aid project. How about it, am I really a genius? I even came up with the idea of ​​combining eating and broadcasting with mental power therapy.”

"Eat broadcast?" Peter looked at Doudou in surprise, "What, what is eat broadcast?"

"It's just eating while live broadcasting. I heard Bie Mao said before that humans like this kind of live broadcasting very much, because watching other people eat will bring a very magical sense of pleasure and satisfaction. I feel pleasure and satisfaction This kind of good feeling must have a positive meaning for spiritual comfort."

Doudou explained in this way, after thinking about it, he understood, and said clearly: "Oh, I remembered, haven't the beasts of the empire ever had such a form of eating and broadcasting? Hey, I accidentally created the first one." He, as expected of me. Oh, by the way, you know, as expected of me, I can also make a cat expression pack."

After finishing speaking, Doudou bent his right arm, spread his five-fingered plum blossom cat paw, then turned his head, showing a confident cat-like smile.

Peter blinked and turned on the camera with a blank expression.

The author has something to say:

DouDou threw out a [Great, as expected of me.jpg]

Hailou replied silently [I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy.jpg] [What I have on me is not meat, it's human love.jpg] [Weak and helpless, but I can eat.jpg]

The Kitty Kingdom decided to temporarily suspend all diplomatic activities with the Human Kingdom...until the next meal.

PS: I mentioned in the last chapter that the dog treats the kitten as a puppy, I will remind you again after thinking about it.Some bitches develop this maternal instinct in the face of their pups, whether or not the dog has ever given birth.Subjects may be kittens or human pups.If it is a human pup, parents should still pay attention, because if the mother dog regards the pup as her own child, it is likely to treat the human pup in the same way as a dog, such as using teeth to transfer the pup or throwing the other side Wait, it's still dangerous.So in this case, the bitch should be trained to be the "sister" of the child instead of the mother.The difference is that when the elder sister encounters something wrong with the cub, she usually does not move her claws by herself, but shouts: Mom—————