The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

Even in the eyes of a kitten, the variety of interstellar food is too scarce.DouDou walked around the virtual food shopping station, but regrettably found that the several foods he was most interested in had already appeared on the tables of Rees's or Hai's, and the content was lacklustre.

"I think it should be because there are too many dogs, wolves, and beasts in the empire. They have never been high-end gourmets," Dou Dou commented meanly, "I heard that stupid dogs even regard carpets or soap as delicious food. "

When he said these words, Doudou's eyelids drooped slightly, and the corners of his mouth grinned, revealing a rather funny mocking expression.Peter couldn't help but also recorded his appearance and became one of the members of the cat expression pack.

"Although the variety is limited," Peter reassured, "the system also has the function of self-developed flavors. The young master can set the recipe by himself. The types of ingredients, the proportions, and the texture can be adjusted."

When Doudou heard the words, he immediately moved his claws with great interest, and proudly announced to Peter that the empire was about to be born, the most tasteful gourmet in history.

"Just wait and see, I'll show you the food quality of the little cat in a while, I'm sure you'll be surprised."

In fact, the finished food products presented by DouDou really surprised Peter.That kind of yellowish brown has a strange watery color, that kind of viscous texture that is about to flow, and it is mixed with some kind of weird irregular particles, no matter how you think about it, something is wrong.

Peter looked up at DouDou, with a complex expression on his face, hesitant to speak.

DouDou squinted his eyes and laughed, and said, "Peter, your expression is so funny now, it's like an emoji."

"Hey, so I can make emojis myself?" Peter said pleasantly.

"That's natural. Everyone can be an emoji if they want to."

Just when Doudou encouraged Peter to continue working hard and strive for a place in the interstellar emoji world, the start of the live broadcast has quietly arrived, and all participating listener volunteers appeared in the live broadcast room on time.According to DouDou's request, they all manifested the original animal shape. Looking at it from the center, Wuyang Wuyang seems to be in a boundless zoo.

It was also at this time that DouDou suddenly discovered that a familiar unexpected visitor appeared from among the animal heads.

"Tch, stupid dog, what's it like?"

Doudou squinted his eyes, raised his head slightly, and sneered at Husky Hannah's unexpected appearance.Without waiting for him to question, Hannah jumped out, with two big and straight ears pricked up, bouncing up to DouDou like a rabbit, and greeted DouDou warmly.

"Invincible Teacher, Invincible Teacher, Invincible Teacher, it's me, it's me, it's me! Do you remember me, I made a very clever disguise, but I'm still me!"

The husky's eyes glistened, he grinned, half of his tongue was hanging out of his lips, and it happened to be stuck between two fangs, and the tip of his tongue was still dripping, how stupid he looked.

His actions clearly affected the other canine orcs.They raised their bodies involuntarily, ready to move.

Doudou tilted his neck back even more, half-raised one front paw, and could hardly restrain his instinctive urge to whip the husky.

Doudou's disgusted look did not dissuade the over-enthusiastic huskies.Instead, he took a step forward, jumped and raised his two forelimbs to step down vigorously, bowed his head in a gesture of invitation, and swished his tail like a mini propeller.

Doudou stuck out a paw, lightly pressed on the top of Husky's head, slowly pushed him away half a step, and said, "Calm down."

"Woooooo, I can't calm down, I finally found the invincible teacher again, I'm so happy, woooooo."

The husky opened its mouth and groaned, and fell on its back following the strength of the kitten, panting heavily, with a ravaged look on its face.

DouDou finally couldn't bear it anymore, raised his claws and punched, aiming at the husky's head with a continuous blow.

The cat-mao boxing combo combo punched so fast that the huskies couldn't find their way.He jumped out of the battle circle with four claws in panic, and made pitiful whimpers as he backed up, looking at Dou Dou in disbelief and pitifulness, as if he was asking why the other party treated him so mercilessly.

DouDou opened his mouth and yawned boredly, then let out a soft meow, and then asked: "Tell me first, how can you come in without an invitation?"

Husky groaned, lay down on the ground honestly, and whispered back: "I tell you, don't tell Ah Lou, Ah Lou won't let me come to play with you. I borrowed the identity of a friend inspector to sneak away came in."

Doudou thought for a while and understood.The function of the inspector is similar to the inspector who governs the law in the Star Network, and has the right to enter the private live broadcast room to randomly check whether there are violations of laws and regulations.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu class, I have never had a chance to come back. I really miss the time when I was whipped and beaten by the teacher. I am willing to pay 100 million star coins to experience it again."

Doudou was not moved by the husky's masochistic confession, but frowned and asked unhappily, "Then you came here when you came, why did you dye your fur pink?"

The husky disguised its coat color into a very dazzling fluorescent pink. Standing in the live broadcast room, it was even more dazzling than the inherent lights. It was hard not to become the focus of the audience.Just when the husky rushed over, DouDou mistakenly thought it was a huge pink rabbit jumping towards him.

"A Lou won't let me reveal my identity," the pink husky rabbit tilted his head, and said confidently, "So I racked my brains for a whole month, and finally came up with this brilliant idea, and then I immediately found a way to find you You see, after all my clever disguise, I'm not recognized at all, is it?"

"Do you need to think about this stupid disguise for a month?"

The disgust on DouDou's face became more obvious.

"Look at my disguise, it's a little genius-level disguise."

After all, DouDou raised his chin proudly, showing off his hair color and body shape openly.

Huskies shook his head from side to side in doubt, and after shaking for a long time, he said uncertainly, "It's so strange..."

It was only then that Doudou remembered that Husky, as a friend of Hailou, had once witnessed himself in the form of a little orange cat.His virtual form at this time is almost the same as his original form except for changes in a few notable features.DouDou suddenly became a little nervous, for fear that this stupid dog who spoke out loud would blurt out his true identity in public.

DouDou stared at Husky intently, and made up his mind that if the other party questioned him, he would suddenly get violent and give the stupid dog a rough beating first.

Perhaps because of the threatening aura emanating from the orange cat, the husky groaned and crawled back two more steps, making a gesture of showing weakness, and said in a very low voice: "Teacher Invincible was wearing clothes before, I couldn't recognize him at all From your appearance, I just think that you have gained weight... Wuwuwu, no, don't beat me up, have you become more powerful?"

DouDou is relieved, I don't need to worry about this stupid dog, it seems that he is not good at identifying cat images, not only did not connect the invincible anchor with the real DouDou, even the virtual image that has changed back and forth I can't tell the difference, as expected of Erha.

Doudou waved his claws, commanding the pink husky rabbit to jump back to his cubicle seat.

The invincible kitty anchor's sleep aid live broadcast program officially started.The whole place was as quiet as the night before a mouse came out of its hole.

Doudou cleared his throat and swung his long tail like a pointer, feeling a little like a teacher.

"Today's live broadcast is a little different from usual. I plan to try something new, and I need your cooperation."

The audience responded enthusiastically like respectful students.

Doudou said impassionedly: "First of all, let me tell you something, I participated in this year's 'Sleep Anchor Anchor Wrestling Competition', is it unexpected, are you happy! I heard that popularity is also an important indicator of this kind of competition until the end One, you all come to support me! Let’s cast your precious claws for the great voyage of our invincible cats and cats to conquer the interstellar anchor circle!"

After Doudou's voice fell, the live broadcast room was empty and silent.The orcs looked at each other, as if they didn't know how to respond for a moment.

They understand the anchor wrestling competition, and it is reasonable for the anchor to gain popularity, but what kind of organization is the Invincible Maomao Group?What is it to conquer the interstellar anchor circle? !When did they have such a great goal?

At the moment of the awkward stalemate, the pink husky rabbit jumped out first.He stood up with the strength of his hind limbs, and his tail swung rapidly, almost creating an afterimage.He bounced upright like a veteran circus dog, even snapping his front paws.

"Oh my god, conquer the interstellar world! As expected of Teacher Invincible Cat, he easily made a grand ambition that other orcs dare not dream of! Conquer the interstellar anchor circle and fully support Invincible Teacher Cat for his debut!"

The husky growled excitedly.Under his instigation and infection, other orcs who were still in a state of confusion also came back to their senses and became excited as well.

"Conquer the interstellar! Maomao debut!"

They shouted loud slogans and stomped the simulated floor under their claws.

"We are the Invincible Cats and Cats!"

The enthusiasm of the beast crowd far exceeded Dou Dou's expectations, but he clearly enjoyed the current state of stardom, and raised his paw in a gesture of gesture to his fans.

Peter Mouse couldn't help curling up into a small ball, trying not to make his presence noticeable.He secretly prayed to the great and almighty Mother Earth in his heart that this ordinary sleep aid project must not turn into a cult incident that could attract the attention of the upper class.The empire cannot allow religious-religion-ism to replace the current strong national-ism-ism.

Of course, if a knowledgeable and big-hearted Dou Dou can understand Peter's inner drama, he probably won't take it seriously.On the ancient earth, humans who attracted cats to clouds often had this unusual phenomenon of "gathering crowds".Cat smoking is addictive but harmless, and inevitable, thanks to the kitten's supreme charm.

"You are very good," Doudou waited for the enthusiastic fans of Maomaotuan to calm down, and then continued slowly, "So I decided to reward you. At the beginning, I said that I will do something new today. This kind of attempt It's very interesting, and after my human verification, it will effectively soothe your spiritual power."

Hearing this, the orcs couldn't help but cheer up, and immediately straightened their paws and tails, made a serious appearance of sitting upright, and stared at Doudou with all their attention.

Dou Dou looked back and forth at the virtual food in his storage compartment, hesitated for a moment, and finally did not choose to bring out his proud creative cat food, but pulled out a piece of jerky that was hard enough to rival a molar stick, and gnawed on it slowly. Slowly tell the amazing story about the cat detective.

With the help and improvement of Hailou, Doudou adjusted some terms and details in the cat detective story that are too different from the reality of the interstellar, making the story sound more fascinating and adding a lot of room for people to associate .

After the story came to an end, the orc audience really clapped their hands and expressed their liking for the story.Probably the high profile of exporting knowledge from top to bottom pleased the proud kitten. When telling stories, he brought a certain calm aura, an invisible spiritual force that closely connected the orcs with his spiritual world. Connecting, it is natural to bring the orcs into a wonderful world that they have never set foot in.

Of course, because Dou Dou willfully gnaws on the jerky while telling the story, the crisp click and swallowing sounds brought about by chewing, as well as the occasional rattling sound when the jerky falls, will disrupt the rhythm of the story in a moderate way.But no one seems to pay attention to such details, thinking that they are just innocuous and trivial matters. It can even be said that it is precisely because of Dou Dou's casual attitude that the atmosphere at the scene is more cordial and gentle.

What's even more amazing is that even though the orcs didn't really fall asleep while listening to the story, their restless mental strength still eased to varying degrees.The incomparably refreshing feeling is like the body that is congested and swollen due to rising body temperature is immersed in ice, and it calms down instantly.They all vaguely had a certain expectation in their hearts: tonight would definitely be a rare good night of sleep.

besides……

——Oh, mother of the earth, I used to dislike the dry meat jerky that was completely dried, but when I saw the invincible teacher gnawing on the jerky, I was actually hungry, really hungry.

——I'm hungry too... To tell you the truth, I took a short errand just now and silently placed an order for jerky on Xingwang.

——I hate it, I want to eat it too, but jerky is too expensive, and virtual ones are too expensive, so I can’t afford it. I am poor and shed tears of poverty.

——To be honest, talking while eating is extremely annoying and rude, but...

——But it doesn’t matter if Mr. Maomao does it!

——我觉得是因为老师啃肉干的姿态太可爱了，两只那么小那么短的毛爪子，将肉干抱在怀里啃，啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊，太可爱了！

……

Some of the orcs whispered to each other, sharing their experience in listening to the storytelling of the anchors of food and broadcasting, while the other orcs asked more directly about the time of the next story conference.

——Teacher, if you perform and tell a story in the anchor wrestling competition, you will definitely win the championship!You don't need to compete, you will be the best in the game!I wonder when is the next live story?I loved it so much I even want to listen to it again!

——Same question, will the next live broadcast be the story of Cat Detective continuing his adventures?Will it be a follow-up to his role as the Cub, or will it be a fresh take on the adventure?

--I hope so!I love Cat Detective, I can feel his powerful yet peaceful strength, it's just amazing.

Among them, Huskies howl the loudest.

The creator Doudou, who had no outline and no manuscript, was surrounded impatiently, so he could only perfunctoryly say, "Don't ask so many questions. Since it's a story, of course you have to wait for me to make it up...not wait for me to tell it next time and you can listen to it yourself." It’s interesting, there is no one who takes the initiative to let me spoil it. No, no, no!”

The husky continued to howl and whine, and circled around excitedly.He and other dog-wolf beasts quickly formed a temporary family, trapping Doudou in their encirclement like hunting down prey.

As a kitten who has experienced many battles and seen a lot, Dou Dou is not panicked.But besieged by a group of beasts, especially the beasts that are mostly dogs and wolves, even a "light as a swallow" kitten can hardly break free from the siege gracefully and calmly.

After thinking about it for a while, he jumped up to a higher display stand.He sat cross-legged, slowly swiped his tail, and looked down at the beasts from a height, silently declaring his position as the ruler.

In the face-to-face confrontation, the arrogance of the dogs and wolves was gradually suppressed.This scenario is almost exactly the same as the upper Alpha level suppressing Beta.However, this fluffy anchor did not use any pheromone power, but only used its own spiritual aura to affect the emotions of the surrounding orcs, thereby declaring its sovereignty and pushing back potential competitors.

Such accidents are not common.The beasts of the canine and wolf tribe seem to be very unaccustomed, but they still follow the instinctive drive to lower their bodies, or look away or lower their heads, showing a submissive and respectful gesture of submission.

Only then did Doudou curl up the tip of his tail contentedly.He had no doubts about his kitty instincts.Usually solitary, cats can master the power to occupy and rule without a teacher, and can find ways to enhance their self-confidence and status no matter what the environment they are in.Although they are not interested in controlling a group, they are often natural rulers, able to make themselves invincible in terms of aura.This is also the essential difference between cats and dogs.

Even though Doudou's physical identity is an Omega, he can still have the mental aura of an Alpha, enough to overwhelm an ordinary Alpha.

Doudou was obviously satisfied with the submissive attitude of the beasts.He thought for a while, and said: "Since you like me so much, you are reluctant to end it like this. Let me tell you a little knowledge. This is the comeback. I won't come back if you don't clap your paws."

So the pink husky rabbit once again took the lead in clapping its paws, giving it enough face.

"This little knowledge is generally applicable to ordinary dogs and wolves. Don't your beasts have tails? If you feel unconfident or uncomfortable, you can pick up your own tails and lift them up high. Lift your chin so you can be proud and powerful."

The dogs were in an uproar.They have never heard of such a weird fighting trick.Many beasts showed doubts, but a dog-shaped beast reacted immediately, stretched out its claws to its own butt, and lifted the slender tail that was originally sandwiched between its legs.

This beast has slender limbs, a slender neck, and a smooth body curve. It has very typical characteristics of a sight hound, so the movement of carrying its tail is very ridiculous.But at this time, the dog-wolf orcs on the scene were obviously not in the mood to laugh at their companions, but just stared at him intently, trying to find traces of proven combat skills from his expression.

After a while, the eyes of the hound and beast burst out with surprise.Under the stares of the beasts, it was as if he had been cast by magic, and his demeanor changed visible to the naked eye.His posture became more upright and elegant, his neck raised to show a wonderful arc, and he calmly glanced around.The whole dog seemed to be radiant, shining with confidence and pride.

It really works!

Just changing the position of the tail can actually change the state of the whole dog!

Unbelievable!

After the dogs were shocked, their gazes towards Doudou became more agitated, almost reaching a state of frenzy.

In the world of orcs who aim to be warriors, there are undoubtedly only two things that are most important: the stability of mental strength and the training of fighting skills.Who would have thought that such a fluffy anchor, who seems to be useless, can provide amazing assistance in these two aspects? It is a miracle.

No, it was a miracle!

Going around is just a piece of dog common sense that I casually showed off, which can actually cause such a sensational effect.

He frowned in distress, again embarrassed by his irresistible charm.

"Anyway, if you have nothing to do, you can try lifting your tail yourself. If you practice more, it will definitely be effective. I will think of other interesting little knowledge in the future, and I will tell you about it."

"Okay, okay!" Husky said with a grin, "Mr. Invincible, you are indeed invincible in the world. I will do whatever you say. From now on, I will stick my tail when I have nothing to do!"

"You guy, do you still need the help of the tail!"

Doudou patted Husky on the head with his paw.

"Your problem is that you have too much self-confidence, okay?"

The husky fell down, showing his chest and abdomen in a mean way, with a look of enjoyment on his face.

The author has something to say:

Pink Husky Rabbit: I don’t recognize the teacher when he puts on the clothes

Doudou: ...For some reason, I always find this kind of dialogue so strange

PS: Today's useless little knowledge.It is about the big tail-raising trick taught by Doudou, which actually has certain practical value. It is especially suitable for those shy and worried dogs. Human friends who keep dogs may wish to try it.Of course, you must make sure to draw their tails when the dogs are not aggressive (of course, some artificially bred breeds have special tails, so this step is not easy to operate). Will lift your dog's tail slightly, making them more confident.In addition, for timid dogs or dogs that are frightened, touch their heads from the chin up rua, let them raise their heads high, which can improve their self-confidence, and for extroverted and excited dogs who are prone to rushing, touch their heads with pressure Head down rua (or pat down like a cat) to suppress the opponent's arrogance in the posture of a superior.

As for the tail, I personally feel that it has something to do with the wolf's genes.Many people say that the difference between wolves and dogs depends on whether their tails are up or down. This statement is not accurate enough.When two hostile wolf packs are fighting, all wolves will raise their tails high, hold their heads high, and rush towards each other aggressively. Raising their tails and heads can make them feel good about themselves and increase their momentum.

Now you know why kittens are always pitying human beings. Humans don’t even have a tail. When they are afraid of being autistic, they can’t even hold their own tails to make themselves happy and confident. How pitiful (.