The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

The innocent eyes, full of tears, combined with the fluffy head, is really a picture with more impact than words.

What a perfect weeping cat head.

Doudou bouncing around the screen, admiring his latest emoji creation, and commanding Peter to input the explanation of "I just can't do it, I just crybaby".

Compared to Dou Dou's self-confidence, Peter still hesitated a little.He cautiously reminded: "Master, the previous cat expression pack was very popular because of its novel and interesting content, but orcs still value strength and perseverance after all. This kind of direct expression of 'love to cry' is cowardly. I am afraid that the emoji of character will be boycotted to some extent."

Doudou waved his claws and said affirmatively: "No, as far as I know, the tougher the guy is, the more likely he is, the more he needs a way to express his emotions - of course this is not my observation, but the source is very Reliable. The beasts don’t say anything, but in their hearts they really want to be a cute kitten like me, so that they can escape generously and lie in the arms of humans as a kitten that doesn’t have to do anything. Mickey cat. Ah, no, I forgot, my humans don’t want to hug me anymore.”

Thinking of this, Doudou couldn't help feeling dissatisfied.However, after a night of catharsis, the real little beast in DouDou seems to finally relax and usher in a rare peace of mind.Calm down at this moment, and think carefully about the recent alienation of kittens from human beings. It doesn't seem to be a serious matter. After all, kittens don't need to work, but Hailou needs to work.

Doudou has heard from other domestic cats before that humans need to travel far away from home every day, and work in and out of different large steel cages.There is a terrifying human monster in each big cage, wielding a huge long whip. If a human is found to be lazy and not working, the long whip will lash at him mercilessly, crackling.Human beings work while crying, and they can get money if they persist until the end. It is with this money that human beings can buy food, snacks and toys for the kittens at home.

Of course, later on, after going around and seeing more, it is natural to know that the so-called human monsters living in big cages do not exist, but there is no evidence that the long whip that urges humans to work hard does not exist.Maybe, his Hailou was also bullied by such a powerful whip, so he had to grit his teeth and work hard with tears streaming down his face.

The original depression in his heart was quickly replaced by deep sympathy for Hailou, he slapped his paws, and decided to give Hailou the "tearful cat head" emoticon pack.

DouDou wagged his tail and directed Peter to continue grooming the cat's head with great interest.

"You have to make it, um, how should I put it, make it a little more blurry. Don't make it too clear, it's not cute if it's too clear."

DouDou tried his best to portray the high-blur emoji effect in his own impression with a strong sense of historical precipitation and blurred pixels to the point of patina.He doesn't know why humans on earth are keen to do this, but in comparison, this kind of emoji is indeed unique.

"But why do we have to do this effect? ​​Ever since we broke through the particle camera technology, the Empire has never had any pictures below 1000 billion pixels..."

Peter muttered in puzzlement, but still followed Dou Dou's request to make a nostalgic and retro mosaic effect as much as possible.But after the final effect was presented, Peter had to admit that this kind of emoticon pack that was so blurry that it was about to fall apart had an indescribable taste, and it really could convey some kind of unspeakable off-screen meaning than the clear emoticon pack.

Peter seemed to be a person who connected to the Internet for the first time. He was so fresh that he took the initiative to manually convert several other emoticons into low-resolution blurred pictures.

After DouDou got the emoji package, he was very satisfied.He immediately got up, picked up his beloved cat teaser, dragged a pillow on his bed, and ran to the study downstairs to find Hailou.

According to the schedule of the previous few days, Hailou must have gone home by this time, but he just nestled in the study and didn't come to say good night to himself.

But today Doudou doesn't intend to take the route of a tough guy, he intends to use his wits to win.Doudou spat out what was in his mouth, turned his butt towards the study, took two steps back, raised his hind legs, and quickly kicked the door a few times.

Boom, boom, boom.

"Hailou, open the door quickly, it's me." DouDou shouted.

After thinking for a while, he hoarse again, clenched his paws to display his lifelong acting skills, and added pretending to be weak: "My tail was hit, it hurts so much, woo woo woo."

Soon, there were human footsteps at the door.The next second, Hailou opened the door of the study room. Before he had time to lean over to check the situation of DouDou, he saw an orange shadow rushing between his legs, and disappeared in the blink of an eye. Among the hanging curtains.

After a while, the curtains flapped and rustled.A thin voice came from the overlapping curtains.

"If I don't come out, give up, you will definitely not find me."

Hailou laughed and said, "Let me see your tail first."

After hesitating for a moment, Doudou poked out a hairy head against the curtain, and tilted his head to look at the long-lost human being.Hailou's expression was very sincere, as if he was trying to deceive himself.

Doudou secretly embeds his paws into the fabric, and then said: "Then you bring in my little pillow and cat teaser first."

Hailou followed his advice.He approached Doudou, leaning over to pull the kitten out of the curtain.

DouDou hurriedly grasped the curtain even harder, and shouted, "Help, someone beat the kitten!"

"I won't drive you out, let me see the tail." After Hailou said, he gently squeezed Doudou's claws and took him off.

Doudou cooperated with Hailou suspiciously, and finally plunged into the human's arms, burying his head tightly in his pocket.

Hailou hugged him tenderly and remained silent, slightly afraid of hitting Doudou's back.

After a long time like this, Dou Dou poked his head.He turned around, swung his butt over, flicked his tail deftly, and announced proudly: "My tail is fine at all, I lied to you, can't you think of it!"

Hailou touched Doudou's fur tail to make sure it was intact, and then squeezed Doudou's increasingly plump cheeks.

"Well, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect you to be a little liar cat."

After hearing about it, he became more and more proud, thinking that his acting skills were superb enough to deceive intelligent humans.

"Touch my head again."

DouDou rested his head on Hailou's palm, rubbing it with incomparable nostalgia.

"You haven't touched me for a long time, maybe almost 100 years."

"Don't talk nonsense," Hailou chuckled, "How do you feel now?"

"that's great."

Doudou stretched his body into a strip shape, slumped softly in Hailou's arms, and couldn't help making grunting noises, like a little goldfish spitting bubbles.

"Is there anything uncomfortable?"

"no."

Hailou paused for a moment, then asked, "It's like your reactions a few days ago, are you gone?"

"A few days ago?" DouDou thought about it seriously, shook his head puzzledly, and denied, "No, I've always been pretty good."

Hailou stopped making a sound, and still followed DouDou's request intimately, rubbing his chin and belly gently.After the massage service, Hailou even patiently and earnestly accompanied DouDou to play the extremely childish game of teasing cats for a while.The little cat was trembling with excitement, flying up and down in the study, and soon knocked over two or three pieces of decorative porcelain.

Hailou stopped what he was doing, grabbed Doudou, and said, "Let's finish playing here today. You are tired, drink some water first."

DouDou got down on the ground, let out a long sigh, and drank a lot of water in Hailou's hand, and his belly became round in an instant.He was obviously very satisfied with the considerate service of human beings. He quickly dug out the cat and cat emoticons he had prepared, and put them in front of the human beings as if showing off, commenting and explaining them one by one.

"This one is called the tearful cat head, see if I make this silly look cute. I give you this emoticon pack, so that every time you are in a bad mood and stressed, you can send this Give me the emoji, and I'll run over and give you a little hug."

Hailou took the gift carefully and praised: "Thank you, this emoji is very cute."

Doudou meowed meowingly for a while.

Hailou changed his posture so that DouDou could lie more comfortably in his arms.He considered his words, and asked softly, "Do you know the big event that happened in the empire these two days?"

"What's the big deal?" Doudou turned his head away, squinting at Hailou, "I just know you've been weird recently, did you encounter something?"

"It's not so much that something happened to me, but I was more confused that 'it didn't happen'."

DouDou was stunned.

Hailou explained: "Although there is an empire involved in the management and control, there have been many discussions on Starnet about..."

He glanced at the ignorant Doudou.

"Did something happen?"

"There's a lot of speculation about the early arrival of this year's joint-joint-surge."

DouDou nodded, and said without interest: "Oh, it's early."

He lowered his eyes, fiddled with the tip of his tail carelessly with his paw, and played with his own tail like a cat stick.

Hailou carefully observed DouDou's expression, secretly thinking that DouDou's mind is really young.The obvious menarche reaction some time ago was obviously just some kind of unexplained illusion, and DouDou hadn't been well marked and prepared for combination either psychologically or physically.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief for his decision, but for some reason, he felt somewhat regretful.

Even so, there are some things that should be made clear with DouDou.

Hailou thought for a moment, and then said: "Combination-combination-boom is not an absolutely scientific and accurate term for phenomena."

Doudou nodded and said: "I know, Peter said that it is because there will be a lot of beasts in heat at a certain time every year, so everyone thinks this is a common heat season, but not all beasts will go into heat together. In this way, it's just that adult beasts that haven't been in heat before are more susceptible."

Speaking of this, DouDou seemed to understand, and raised his eyes to look at Hailou.

"Oh, I see, do you think I'm in love too?"

Although Hailou has decided to have a frank and honest talk with DouDou with a rigorous attitude, it is difficult for Hailou to maintain a serious appearance when he is suddenly asked so bluntly.

Just as he was about to say something, he heard Dou Dou continue to say: "You are thinking too much, I am just a kitten now, and I haven't reached the season of estrus yet. Are you going to send me to be neutered? No, do I need to be neutered now? Don’t I need to be a kitten?”

DouDou shook his head in bewilderment.

Hailou's expression froze.

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