The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

Although Doudou was very confident in what he said, he only vaguely remembered that the kittens around him would not have an obvious estrous reaction until they were at least half a year old.After all, in his not-so-long career as a stray cat, Dou Dou himself didn't have many positive experiences about estrus.He has always known that he is not an ordinary cat, but even if it is an ordinary wild cat, there will always be a kind of "weird flower" that is naturally independent and has little interest in reproduction.

It took Hailou a while to adjust the dialogue dimension between him and DouDou to the same frequency.

"So you're saying that everyone's having sex earlier this year, right?"

Doudou finally digested Hailou's words, frowned slightly, and asked in doubt, "Why?"

"The reason is still unknown. The preliminary conclusion of the research institute is that this abnormal eruption phenomenon may be caused by the influence of some strange energy, and this power comes from a special bird that accidentally broke into our track Planet. It is still far away from us, and it is extremely difficult to observe, but its influence field does exist."

Doudou thought for a moment, honestly shook his head, and said, "I don't understand."

Hailou explained in easier-to-understand words: "The impact of asteroids is similar to the tides in the ancient Earth period. The tides are periodic movements produced by the gravitational force of the star sun and satellite moon on the earth's seawater."

"I know the sun, and I know the moon," Doudou said proudly, "I've also seen the sea."

He looked at Hailou with complete trust, and didn't mind revealing his little secret in the slightest.

Hailou nodded and said softly, "I know."

He touched Doudou's ear, and continued: "At that time, humans discovered that tides would have mysterious effects on animal behavior, and they would also affect humans, including diseases, childbirth, and the incidence of mental illness. It's just them At that time, there was no concept of human pheromone, and it was impossible to explain this phenomenon with a complete scientific theory. Now, the Imperial Research Institute collectively refers to the impact of this energy generated by the gravitational force of celestial bodies as 'pheromone tide' .We believe that the pheromone tide will pull the pheromone balance in the orc body, which will lead to binding-bonding-heat disorder."

"Oh, then I know, there is a star coming, and the pheromones in everyone's bodies are affected, and they all go into heat early."

"Yes, you are really smart," Hailou smiled and praised, "That's the general idea. Of course, there are many unexplainable phenomena in this year's unexplainable combination craze, so many scholars have objections. It is not believed to be purely tidal action."

DouDou nodded, hesitatingly echoed without much interest.

"I know you don't pay much attention to such things," Hailou picked up Doudou's white paw, and gently squeezed it, "But I always feel that this kind of emotional tide may also be affected by a certain little miracle star." Woolen cloth."

"Oh, really?"

Doudou pricked up his ears, looked at Hailou with bright eyes, and asked, "Are there any other little geniuses besides me?"

Hailou shook his head and said with a smile: "I was quite sure at first, and I was afraid that it would have a bad impact on this miracle star because of me, but now I find that nothing happened."

Doudou followed Hailou's words and thought for a moment, then said uncertainly: "So you're saying, I actually fell in love because of that little star before, but for some reason, I got better again."

"That's understandable."

"That means I'm stronger than Little Xingxing!" Doudou quickly affirmed himself, and said proudly, "As expected of me, I'm not even afraid of stars."

Hailou laughed dumbfoundedly.

Doudou asked again: "But if other beasts can't slow down like me, what should they do? Will they get sick?"

"The specific situation is not yet known, but it is not necessarily a bad result. The tide may move in a positive direction to promote the tide and increase the ability to reproduce."

"Then what are we going to do?"

"We need to further study whether the impact of this special asteroid is a blessing or a curse, to nip potential threats in the bud, or to follow the trend in a beneficial direction."

Doudou nodded and said, "I see."

"So," Hai Lou asked with his head bowed, "I need to leave for a few days."

"what?"

It was only then that Doudou realized that the person who carried out the further research plan that Hailou said was himself.DouDou grimaced on the ground in displeasure, stretched out his paw and scratched the corner of Hailou's clothes.

"But, what can you do when you go?" Doudou muttered, "You are just a human being, they shouldn't threaten you with a small leather whip."

Hailou couldn't understand the terrifying theory about the "little leather whip", so he could only comfort him softly: "I am just accompanying as an observer and recorder. As a human race who controls the think tank of the empire, I have the responsibility to participate in the plan."

"What is the plan?"

"Capturing an asteroid."

Capturing an asteroid, as the name suggests, means physically bringing the asteroid back to the Imperial Floating Islands.The main purpose of Hailou's trip is to obtain and study asteroid data. If the conditions are right, he will "pick" it back to the floating island group and make it one of the empire's satellites.

After Doudou understood it, he couldn't help sighing: "Human beings are so scary, they even want to pick the stars."

But even though this star-seeking project sounds cool, DouDou is still reluctant to let his humans travel far.

Hailou said, "If you want, you can also go with me."

DouDou widened her eyes in shock, and said pleasantly, "Can I?"

"Of course, you have to go through some disguise," Hailou said. "If you get in touch with that special asteroid, you may be able to get clues about your pheromone abnormalities. Moreover, you are probably not used to interstellar life. This trip Just right to help you understand the 'outside' world."

The cat's life experience is also an important food for Doudou to build and nourish the spiritual world.

Doudou jumped up excitedly when he heard the words, and shouted loudly: "I'm going to pick the stars, I'm a little cat who can pick the stars!"

He spread his limbs and flew towards Hailou, with a chirp, his soft belly covered Hailou's handsome face.

Interstellar travel is not as complicated as Doudou imagined, and he doesn't even need to pack any luggage.According to Hailou, the trip to the celestial body-intensive area where the special asteroid is located will only take a week for a round trip, so it can only be regarded as a short trip.

Even so, DouDou is still immersed in the joy of going out for an outing with his human beings.At his insistence, the panda butler sewed a small fanny pack for Doudou, which can be fixed on his back without affecting his movements. In addition, he prepared a small straw hat with flowers on it, which is not too big or too small. It happened to be able to buckle on the little head of DouDou.

DouDou is fully armed and proudly presents the standard outfit of a traveling cat to the Panda Butler.

The little orange cat carrying a small bag and wearing a straw hat is indescribably dexterous and cute. The panda butler liked it so much, he couldn't help stretching out his paws to touch the back of Dou Dou's head, and sighed: "Mio The young master is really energetic. Originally you said that you wanted to prepare a small backpack to go out, and I thought the backpack must not be as convenient as the storage ring, but now it seems that the young master has a good vision, and this kind of dress can't be more cute. "

Doudou was praised, and naturally he was in a very bright mood.He posed a few cute poses generously, walked around the panda butler a few times, and after the butler had admired enough, he raised his tail and ran to find Hailou.

"Hailou Hailou, do you think I'm cute?"

Hailou was sorting out the materials, before he had time to take a look at DouDou, he boasted without raising his head, "It's very cute."

DouDou picked up Hailou's finger with his teeth, dragged it out, and said dissatisfied: "You didn't even look at me, are you just playing me off?"

Only then did Hailou take the time to glance at him, but couldn't help laughing.He flicked the little straw hat with his fingers, and asked, "Who got it for you?"

"I designed it myself!" DouDou said loudly, proudly holding his head high.

He twisted his body, revealing the bulging little bag behind his back, and said, "It's full of candy, the little candy that the butler made for me alone!"

"very nice."

Hailou patted Doudou's back, and then took out a cobalt blue collar-shaped ornament from his storage ring.Doudou's attention was immediately attracted.He leaned over, rested his head on Hailou's wrist and sniffed it carefully for a while, then asked cautiously, "What is this, is it for me?"

There is a small golden bell tied in the middle of the collar, with light and shadow flowing, shining with charming luster.

"I don't know what it is," Hai Lou said, "I saw 'it' in my spiritual realm, and I made it according to its appearance. I don't know if you will like it, and I have been hesitating whether to give it to you……"

"Why hesitate!" Doudou said loudly, dissatisfied, "This is a cat collar, it must belong to me! Don't you have other kittens!"

Hailou chuckled and sighed, "Now I know, it can only belong to you."

Doudou shook his head.

"not now."

He stared longingly, almost greedily at the bell collar, and let out a contented sigh.

"Don't give it to me now," Doudou said, reluctantly pushing away the collar with his paws, "you can give it to me when I'm ready."

Hailou looked at Doudou in puzzlement.

Doudou solemnly emphasized: "If you give me the collar, I will take over you. This is a big event. It must have a sense of ritual, and it cannot be done casually. We have to choose the best one. Day, the weather must be fine that day, the wind is singing softly, and my fur is filled with the smell of sunshine. Then, you become a unique human being in the world - because I take you over, you belong to me."

His eyes were radiant, staring at Hailou intently.

Hailou nodded hesitantly.He carefully put the collar away, and after hesitating for a moment, he asked, "But you already know its existence, so there will be no surprises?"

But Doudou shook his head and said, "No. On the contrary, I already knew that this day would definitely come, so I already feel happy from now on. It's such a good deal for so many days of happiness in exchange for the surprise."

The author has something to say:

Doudou's words are adapted from "The Little Prince". The little fox said to the little prince: You come at four o'clock in the afternoon, then from three o'clock onwards, I will start to feel happy.The closer the time draws, the happier I feel.

It's a pity that what the little prince likes is a squeamish rose. He tamed the little fox, but he couldn't stay for the little fox.

PS: Our earth now also has an asteroid capture plan. The article only quotes and extends certain concepts, so don’t take it seriously.

PPS: Ding Ding, I don’t know if there is any useless knowledge in the small lecture hall.That's right, what I'm talking about today is the cat's little bell—either the "cat bell" or the real bell.Looking at cat pictures now, as long as a blogger posts that cats wear bells, someone below will remind them that the bells are very noisy, which will seriously affect the cat’s hearing, and even make it deaf.Not to mention that many people will specially choose bells without noise. I personally have doubts about the fact that bells can cause cats to be deaf.Please see that the students here are calm and read my final conclusion, and don't suddenly accuse the author of openly supporting the method of torturing cats and other crimes

First of all, I don't think I should be deaf.Secondly, talking about hearing damage, I tend to think that the damage is less, because the decibels of bells are usually 50-60 or less, and studies have shown that cats are not affected by sounds below 80 decibels (reference here, Of course, you can also question that there is no infallible scientific proof) Some cats show resistance to bells, most likely because they themselves don't like any collars or noises.More cats should be relatively indifferent to this sound.

There are many domestic free-range cats in foreign countries. In order to protect the local ecology, some scholars call on the owners not to free-range cats, or to hang bells on free-range cats. They have made many experimental demonstrations that this method can reduce the hunting of cats. The success rate (reduced by about half, this level can prevent domestic cats from threatening the ecology), the prey all ran away after hearing the sound, and no actual damage was caused. The cats hunted lonely.Similarly, they also suggested that if you have multiple cats in your home, and one of them is a "bully" who often bullies other cats, you can also wear a small bell of shame on this bully to remind other cats to go out. Dodging quickly can reduce a lot of unnecessary damage

Compared with the sound of the bell, I am more worried about the collar itself. There are many cases of cats suffocating to death due to the collar. When I wrote Miwu put the collar on the pie, I specifically emphasized that it is easy to break free. The collar, and Miwu also trained Pancake to break free from the collar, just worried that something would happen to Pancake - even if Pancake is a cat with a degree, other kittens are even more worrying.

Therefore, I think that if there is no special reason, it is not necessary for domestic cats not to be free-range to wear collars (whether they have bells or not) for a long time, especially when the owner cannot supervise them. [bold and bright]

In the same way, don’t leave cats and new toys alone at home, because you never know what weird games boring cats will invent to kill themselves (old toys are basically safe because they are used to it)

However, I would like to emphasize once again that the settings in this article are all fictional plots with fairy tale style and non-realism, please do not bring them into reality.