The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

Hailou felt the twisting force of the ball of hair on his neck, and reached out to help Doudou.Doudou let out a series of impatient meowing sounds.

"Don't grab my tail, I'm going to see the cat litter."

DouDou spoke quickly and urgently, with a lot of strange words mixed in.Hailou couldn't understand, so he could only ask, "Do you want to go down for a walk by yourself?"

"If you want, let me go! I want to run by myself!"

Doudou said, arching his buttocks, and sprinted down Hailou's chest and abdomen. Before he could move his legs and run out of the range of the protective cover, a big hand grabbed his back forcefully.Doudou turned around, whimpered, and scratched his paw at Hailou's wrist in dissatisfaction.

Hailou helplessly picked up the kitten again, and said, "Have you forgotten what I just said?"

DouDou finally stopped struggling, tilted his head and thought hard for a while, then whispered: "Oh, I remembered, I can't run outside by myself. Then you can get me a little bubble too, I want to go to the cat litter have a look."

As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue, licked the barely visible scratches on Hailou's wrist, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

Hailou moved the back of DouDou's head, helped him set up the protective bubble cover, and set it to the "real-time barrier-free exploration" mode, and gave DouDou a small pocket full of candy on his back as required.

"And my little hat."

Doudou gently rubbed the top of his head against Hailou's palm, then sat upright, raised his head obediently, and waited for Hailou to tie his hat by himself.

Hailou buckled the small braided straw hat on Doudou's head, and tied a bowknot clumsily but earnestly on his chin.

The rope of the straw hat strangled the flesh on Dou Dou's cheeks, pressing out shallow marks.DouDou put on a straight face, shook his head and adjusted his position for a while, then let out a heavy breath.

"Am I cute?"

Doudou raised his head, revealing his beautiful strange eyes, looked at Hailou with radiance, and asked.

"cute."

Doudou grinned, and then muttered dissatisfiedly: "It just feels a little inappropriate. This little hat was made a few days ago, why do I think it's too small again?"

His delicate little brain squeezed into such a small hat like a mass of mochi in a mold of the wrong size.

Hailou touched Doudou's neck reassuringly, and said, "I think it's fine."

When Doudou heard the words, he immediately let go of the doubts in his heart, nodded vigorously, and said, "Yes, I think it's pretty good too! I'm so cute, I look good on anything, and hats are just decorations."

After carefully checking Doudou's equipment, Hailou tapped Doudou's white gloved paws one by one, and said with a smile, "Okay, go and play by yourself, and be careful not to run too far. I have arranged personnel to inspect this asteroid. It is basically determined to be harmless, but if there is anything wrong, you must come back to me immediately. Be sure, remember."

"Ok!"

DouDou nodded heavily, and agreed loudly.

"If I sense danger, I will definitely come back like lightning, don't worry!"

After all, he ran out in a circle, kicking on the protective cover and walking like flying.The bubble protection used by Doudou is specially improved by Hailou, with an upgraded protection level. At the same time, it is coated with a light-reflecting coating, which can interfere with other people's sight, so that people cannot distinguish the real face of DouDou.Therefore, from Hailou's point of view, Doudou is like a rapidly rolling golden ball of light.

If Hailou, like Doudou, has a rich and complex knowledge base obtained from TV programs on earth animals, he probably can't help sighing, it's really like an action ball for a hamster.

The round golden hamster ball was like a football shot into the goal at high speed, and soon disappeared out of Hailou's sight.

"Hey, what's that that flew out just now?" The orc who followed Hailou exclaimed, "Is it the secret equipment brought by the young commander?"

Hailou withdrew his gaze, shook his head slightly, and said softly, "It's just a small ball of meat."

Little meat balls?Is it the young marshal's pet?Unexpectedly, the electronic pet that Marshal Hailou finally chose would look like this.

The orc who followed him had never seen his young commander speak like this before, and the gentle look he showed inadvertently could not deceive anyone.He glanced at Hailou dumbfoundedly, and then looked at the strands of sand and stone waves hit by the golden ball of light in the distance. He couldn't help thinking that many years ago, there was a gossip show that made a special episode, which was dedicated to discussing the young marshal Hailou. preferences.

As the leader of the scarce human race in the Star Beast Empire, Hailou is the most admired and obsessed human being by young orcs, and has a huge base of orc fans.In order to meet the psychological needs of this large wave of fans, the gossip show naturally did its best to dig out all kinds of gossip about Hailou, true and false, full of gimmicks, and catch people's eyes and ears.Discussing non-sensitive secrets related to nobles does not violate the Imperial Homeland Security Law, but Hailou has always kept a low profile.Even though the program team racked their brains and used various relationships, the information they obtained was still very good. They couldn't even tell what color and what type of electronic pet Hailou liked.

Animals in the Star Beast Empire are not easy to raise, and the orcs themselves have the original form of beasts, so almost no one will raise real animals as their pets.However, having a companion beast is probably a desire engraved in the orc's genes.In such a situation, electronic pets came into being, and quickly became the leader in all kinds of family gift lists.

The so-called electronic pet is to use the virtual pet image created by the customer in the star network to generate a real intelligent robot animal through multi-dimensional printing technology.Every orc can participate in the design and production of electronic pets. Even if they use the pet data package template provided by the production company, most orcs will make detailed adjustments according to their own preferences. Therefore, the form of electronic pets, There are so many shapes and varieties, it is almost impossible to find two identical pets.Therefore, from the electronic pet, you can probably see the owner's aesthetics, cuteness and preferences.

I hadn't heard of the fact that Marshal Hailou had such a leisurely and elegant way to raise his electronic pet. Of course, gossip lovers and fans have no way to test it.The orc who followed secretly sighed, who would have thought that the young commander's aesthetics would be in such a place?Gold, fleshy, and round, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't match Hailou's aloof and indifferent image.But since the young marshal said so, then the ball of golden light is probably really a pet. I don’t know what data package it is made of. A wave of frenzy.

The orc entourage imagined the scene of meat balls flying all over the sky in his mind, and couldn't help shivering, causing Hailou to glance at him inquiringly.The entourage orc immediately sat upright, picked up the test board, showed great enthusiasm, and devoted himself to work with a serious face.

Doudou naturally doesn't know what kind of conversation is going on behind him, he only knows that in front of him is a whole planet of cat litter - of course, this is what the little cat thinks.

In fact, Doudou has never used cat litter himself.He is a carefree stray cat, taking the sky as his bed and the earth as his seat, and the inevitable physiological needs of going to the toilet are naturally completed under the witness of heaven and earth.But even though Doudou doesn't need cat litter, it doesn't mean he isn't curious.

Doudou had seen the cat employees in the cat cafe use cat litter in the staff lounge before, and the first time he personally felt cat litter was in his friend Mochi's personal cat toilet.

"This is a newly replaced cat litter this week. It is clean and hygienic, has no peculiar smell, and has a good paw feel."

Mochi stood in front of the cat toilet, and generously introduced the benefits of cat litter to DouDou, just like a most dedicated salesman, it strongly asked DouDou to give it a try.

"Bravely step on it, step on it! My friend, do you want to feel it for yourself?"

Mochi enthusiastically pushed open the side door of the cat toilet, opening the door of friendship to DouDou.

Of course, DouDou was embarrassed to use another cat's private cat toilet, and repeatedly waved his paw to decline.He rests his paws on fresh litter, collects the strangeness carefully, and crams the novelty and new knowledge into the box in his head about what it's like to be a house kitten. .

Therefore, even though he had never personally used cat litter before, when he saw the pink sand all over the ground on the asteroid, Dou Dou's head quickly reacted and sent out a loud signal of "found cat litter".

The soft, small-particle cat litter balls sink slightly when stepped on. They are highly water-absorbent and can remove peculiar smell.

Bubble's "real-time exploration" mode can help Doudou access the asteroid's material without hindrance.DouDou carefully felt the subtle touch under his feet, combined it with the knowledge points in his memory, compared them one by one, and finally came to the conclusion: such a soft and beautiful claw feel, such a beautiful pink color, is definitely cat litter, and it should be the top Good quality cat litter bar.

As for usability...

Doudou frowned.He remembered a meaningful sentence that the teacher once said at Cat University: If you want to know what the taste of dried fish is, you can only know it by grabbing one from a human dinner plate with your own claws.It is very reasonable to say that true knowledge comes from practice.

Thinking of this, DouDou immediately raised his neck, shook his ears quickly, opened his eyes round, vigilantly observed the movement in all directions, and quietly drew a short arc on the cat sand beach with his tail.

No one, no sound, no wind, no danger signals, a safe moment of complete stillness.

Doudou crouched down, revealing a sly smirk.

At this time, in the sea building on the other side, the command entourage and researchers collected asteroid data as much as possible, and personally took a huge bag of pink sand, and calmly put it into his storage under the eyes of everyone Ring.

"If you want to study the impact of planetary materials on mental power and pheromones, perhaps the quantity is the key. Take a sufficient number of sand samples, and you can shrink them in size to simulate a miniature asteroid." Hailou blushed without heartbeat He spoke nonsense casually, and calmly met the puzzled and astonished eyes of the orcs around him.

"As expected of a young commander, you are very considerate," the working beasts suddenly realized, and sighed in admiration, "Sometimes it is true that the samples are too small to be condensed into an effective source of energy influence. We also strive to take more samples Sand."

The simple interstellar orcs waved the tools in their hands and devoted themselves to the cat litter mining in full swing.

Out of some unspeakable selfishness, Hailou patiently asked the accompanying research scholars about the regenerative possibility of this planetary sand.

The scholar replied: "According to the sand samples taken before, we have decomposed the components of this asteroid, and it is not impossible to completely reproduce this sand. It's just..."

He glanced at Hailou in embarrassment, frowned and carefully explained: "I don't know what the young commander wants to do with this sandy soil? This sandy soil is extremely loose and cannot be formed, and it is not easy to pile up into mountains. The natural materials of the earth are also very different. Although it is also tasteless, harmless, non-flying dust, has good endurance, excellent water absorption, and has a porous form to absorb odors, these advantages seem to be of no use to us. Big. If there is no further research to show that the material on this asteroid can help us improve the effectiveness of pheromones, the research institute’s suggestion is not worth developing.”

Unexpectedly, the scholar's sincere words not only did not dispel Hailou's thoughts, but made him show more obvious interest.

Hailou thought about the advantages mentioned by the scholar, and couldn't help but think of the "cat litter gift" that DouDou asked him before.This quality of sand is indeed an excellent variety of cat litter, no wonder the kitten was so anxious to play just now.

Hailou made up his mind, and in a blink of an eye, he saw the golden ball slowly rolling back to his feet.

dong dong.

The little ball jumped up and down happily, trying to get Hailou's attention.

Hailou raised his leg and lightly touched the cover of the little ball.The two protective bubble covers instantly fused, re-wrapping DouDou and Hailou together.

"Hai Lou, hello, long time no see!"

Doudou yelled crisply.He raised his head, stared at Hailou with burning eyes, raised his upper body, stretched his two forearms straight up, and made a gesture of asking for a hug.

As he wished, Hailou leaned over and picked up the kitten by the waist.

DouDou hurriedly let out a series of happy grunts.

"Is it fun outside?" Hailou rubbed Doudou's ears while carrying him to the spaceship.

"It's so fun! Pink, beautiful, and full of rolling rustles. I can climb high and then roll down like a ball with my belly full and it doesn't hurt at all."

DouDou said loudly, his eyes were bright and round.

He thought for a while, then glanced furtively around, then climbed onto Hailou's shoulder, leaned into his ear, and said in a very low voice, "I'm telling you, I just did one more thing." Bad things, meow, I just tell you, don't tell others."

"What is it?"

"I won't say what it is specifically, I'm sorry."

DouDou flicked its tail shyly, and lightly rested the tip of the fluffy tail on Hailou's shoulder.

Hailou couldn't help but find it funny, deliberately frightened DouDou, and said, "But can this matter be kept secret? What should we do if it is known to others?"

Doudou was taken aback, thought for a moment, hesitated and said: "Impossible, impossible, I don't think so."

An asteroid with a diameter of several thousand meters and a vast ocean of cat litter several meters thick.In such a large cat litter star, there is a thin kitten who urinated in a certain sand dune inside, so it should not be discovered by chance.

While Doudou was trying to comfort himself, a staff member happily rushed to Hailou holding a bunch of samples.He noticed the strange furry scarf on the Young Marshal's neck at a glance, but he was so excited at the moment that he didn't have time to think, and directly picked up the fresh and hot samples he had just collected in his hands.

"Look, our intelligent excavator detected the heat source, and then dug out such a strangely shaped sand sample from the dune. Look, just now, it was still warm to the touch! Preliminary inspection , the sample contains water and inorganic salts, it is very likely that it is left by a living body! Such a small planet has signs of life, which is really shocking! Even if it is not an intelligent body, it is likely to be other things that can generate And complex life forms that split water, a major discovery!"

With tears in their eyes, the staff held the sand sample with both hands, pressed it against their chest, and sighed tenderly: "Ah, such a warm temperature, this is the temperature of natural life, woo woo woo, so warm."

It was a mass of sandy soil formed by condensation of water. The surface was dry and there were particles of different sizes attached to it.The shape is very unique, it looks like a pink heart-heart.

Hailou looked at the staff and the heart with complicated expressions, while Doudou covered his hairy face with his paws more directly, curled up, trying to hide himself behind Hailou as much as possible.

Help, the little kitten will be dug out even if it pisses and urinates!Still hot!

Whether it is humans in the ancient earth period or the evolved beasts and beasts, they are too curious about kittens going to the toilet!Can I still have cat privacy?

frenzied!

Hailou remained silent, reaching out to hook one of Doudou's front paws.He turned his paws to reveal pink fleshy palms, and as expected, there was a suspicious pink cat litter ball embedded in the gap between the fleshy palms.

The author has something to say:

Beast: big news, big news, shocking big news, new unknown species discovered on asteroid!A new species that urinates love!

Doudou: That's me! 【Stepping on a hamster ball and passing by

Hailou: ...

Doudou: I thought I would get rich overnight and have an inexhaustible supply of cat litter, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it to be dug out while the urine was still hot.I refuse to pee and poo live

Don't tell me, do you know how many indecent photos of cats pooping and farting are circulated on human social platforms every year?Humans are more perverted than you can imagine

Doudou: ... the cat is afraid

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