The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

In the next few days, the members of the investigation and research team were still busy working, like hardworking worker ants, packing and transporting the valuable materials on the pink asteroid back to the floating islands of the empire bit by bit.Only DouDou behaved sluggishly, either hiding in the spaceship to sleep, or lying on Hailou's shoulders to pretend to be an emotionless fur scarf, and he no longer had the excitement and enthusiasm when he stepped into the pink star for the first time.

It's just that DouDou doesn't know what Hailou secretly said to other beasts. In short, the indecent "little cat accidentally urinates a love incident" came to an end quietly.When the group left the pink asteroid, the talk about "discovering a magical new species" was no longer mentioned, and everything was as peaceful as if nothing had happened.

After Doudou followed Hailou back to the spaceship, he always kept a quiet state with his tail hanging down, and took the initiative to go into the bathroom to clean himself.From the point of view of a domestic kitten, the use of cat litter to solve the three urgent problems not only should not be called an unspeakable secret, but can even be declared openly, even if it is caught straight and there are still residues in the claws. Cat litter evidence is nothing worth throwing a cat at.

However, the longer he has been a human being, the more DouDou can clearly feel the influence of the "human" part of his heart.Like a kite being pulled by a slender string, in a subtle way, Dou Dou's behavior and handling style gradually move closer to human rules.

DouDou doesn't understand the deep meaning of this change. He only knows that after "making a mistake", he is happy to pretend to be a fool, to clean himself up and show the cutest side, so that Hai Lou forgot what he had done before.

The bathroom installed on the interstellar spacecraft is highly concentrated in functions, so the space is very small, even for a half-sized kitten, it is just a small cubicle that can barely run around.Fortunately, the self-cleaning process is very convenient. Doudou only needs to "squeeze" out a ball of clean water, immerse his paws in it and stir a few times, and then dry the hair.

It took more than a dozen cleaning water balloons to finally scrub the four furry paws into white and clean little gloves.He hesitated for a moment, then squeezed out a bigger ball of water, washed the tail, and enjoyed the rare clean spa.Thanks to StarCraft's advanced technology, although Doudou doesn't like water very much, it doesn't need to wet the whole body to clean the water polo, so the cat accepts it well.After scrubbing his paws and tail, Doudou sat down again, and seriously licked himself a handsome full-body hair style.

After everything was tidied up, Doudou stood in front of the wall mirror, walked on a catwalk, raised his tail, posed charmingly, and admired his heroic appearance.After confirming that she is cute enough to make Hailou forgive him, DouDou nervously leaves the bathroom and comes to Hailou's side.

Hailou was at his desk recording today's observation summary, and he didn't seem to notice Doudou's arrival.The little orange cat hesitated for a moment, circled around in an arc, dawdled to Hailou's side, and gently rubbed Hailou's calf with the side of his waist.

Mimi woo.

DouDou raised his face and called out pitifully in a low voice.

Hailou stopped working and looked down.

Doudou looked at him eagerly, raised his front paw, and carefully patted Hailou's knee.

"What's wrong?" Hailou asked in bewilderment.

If it was normal, Doudou would have rushed over long ago, grabbing Hailou's calf and climbing up, scratching his trouser leg by the way.It is rare for Hailou to see such a polite and timid kitten.

"Want me to hold you?" Hai Lou asked, patted his knee, "Come up."

With Hailou's permission, DouDou stepped on his paw, and in an awkward posture, crept up on Hailou's thigh.Different from the bold and unrestrained heroism of the past, today's DouDou shows a bit of shyness like a young daughter-in-law for the first time.

Hailou thought for a while, and suddenly realized, he couldn't help but find it funny.

"I don't remember anything." He assured Doudou.

Doudou flicked his tail slowly, hesitantly turned out his fleshy palm, palm facing up, and showed Hailou his clean and tender ball.

"I cleaned it all up."

"Ah, very good."

DouDou pouted his neck and hesitated for a while, after all, he didn't have the nerve to raise his butt bluntly for the human to check his sanitation.So he swung the tip of his tail more frequently, like a little furry helicopter.

Hailou didn't know what the little cat was thinking, but stretched out his hand to stroke Doudou's fluffy neck soothingly.The hair on this part is soft and thick, and feels very good.Hailou slightly increased the strength in his hand, feeling the kitten's increasingly obvious double chin.Under the soft layer of fat, there is a small and round Adam's apple, which rolls and moves with Dou Dou's swallowing movements, which is very cute.

Doudou squinted his eyes comfortably, and couldn't help making the engine grunt.He hugged Hailou's wrist with two paws, and turned over lazily, revealing his undulating light-colored belly.

Hailou followed the bag and moved the kitten's fur belly along the fur.Dou Dou is becoming rounder day by day, and her belly is becoming softer and rippling.Hailou put his hand on the fur belly of DouDou, and with just a light pressure, his fingertips could sink into the thick hair and move easily.

Just paddling, Hailou stopped swimming with his fingertips. (Due to various reasons, the following description is omitted, and the general idea is as follows: Hailou gently ruaed the kitten's fluffy belly, the kitten is very rua, and humans are very satisfied. At the same time, humans who have never raised kittens found that It turns out that the little male cat also has... I think it's amazing. The little cat is not very satisfied. over.)

He was stunned for a while, and finally amidst Doudou's weak protest, Hailou suddenly woke up and realized what he was touching.

"Feel sorry."

Hailou apologizes for his unreasonable behavior.He withdrew his hand, returned to the safe head, and rubbed Dou Dou's neck and the back of his head.

"Actually, it doesn't matter," DouDou covered her mouth and nose embarrassingly, and whispered, "It's just a little weird."

Hailou cleared his throat, and changed the subject a little uncomfortably, "Walking on an asteroid today, do you have any special feelings?"

"A special feeling?"

Doudou tilted his head, racking his brains to think hard.After a while, he shook his head blankly, and admitted honestly: "It doesn't seem to have any special feelings. It's just..."

Hailou looked at him fixedly.

DouDou felt the pressure, and felt that the skin under the hair was scorching hot.He murmured in a low voice, "It's good to just relax."

After that, DouDou shyly smiled.

Although he is used to using technological bathroom products to solve his personal cat problems like the orcs in Interstellar, subconsciously he always thinks that such behavior is not enough "cat" and not natural enough.The feeling of using cat litter is very close to the behavior of cats using natural sand to bury their excrement when they live in the wild, which makes DouDou feel very friendly and safe.

Hailou didn't make fun of DouDou, on the contrary, he agreed with DouDou's statement.

"This asteroid is very special. We have detected that its surface composition is not the same as that of the ancient Earth material we know, but the construction method of some of its molecules has typical characteristics of the ancient Earth period. From this, we preliminarily speculate that when When a large amount of substances formed by this construction method gathers, under certain operating conditions, it can affect the pheromones in the orc's body, forming a tidal similar effect-of course, the final effect of this tidal effect and the imposed conditions need to be more stringent laboratory tests and individual tests."

Duudou listened and nodded.Combined with the previous situation, it is not surprising that the research team came to this conclusion.

"However, for you, it seems that you are too familiar with this substance, and instead form a balance effect similar to 'immunity', so the tidal effect is not obvious."

Doudou sighed seriously, and said: "I can't feel the call of nature like ordinary beasts. This is probably the punishment for the little genius."

He just stepped on another cat's litter before, and he has formed an "immune" constitution.The curse of fate on cute kittens always comes so suddenly.

Hailou held back his smile, and said, "However, at least we have gained something."

DouDou stared round his eyes, looking at his humans suspiciously.

"According to the imperial practice, after discovering a new valuable asteroid, the discoverer can name it. I think it would be a good name to put 'cat litter star' before the number, what do you think?"

DouDou was stunned for a while, then suddenly meowed excitedly: "I think so too. The image is appropriate and has extraordinary meaning. I really like this name!"

In the vast universe, having a small star named after "cat litter" is like a kitten stepping on a small paw print in the vast sea of ​​stars.

In a sense, DouDou has indeed "taken off" this star.

On the return trip, Hailou kept his promise and was not in a hurry to return to Morton Manor.After being separated from other members of the research team, he took a circle around the interstellar attractions in the nearby star field.It is still the long winter season, and the tourist reception stations at the scenic spots are closed and not open to the public, so the appreciation is not strong, but it is also unique to appreciate the beauty of space in a purely natural environment.

The first landscape star that Hailou arrived with Doudou was named "Sun Never Sets AC1AX411", which is a medium-sized exoplanet discovered only in the past hundred years.

"The reason why it is named the sun never sets is to commemorate the ancient earth on the one hand, and on the other hand because of the special mode of operation of this planet. The sun never sets stars revolve around a nearby star without rotation. Therefore, it has half of the sphere that is always facing the sun, and the other half is the shady place. Its surface is covered with thick water-like substances. The shady hemisphere is covered with snow all the year round, frozen for thousands of feet, while the sunny hemisphere is formed by a sheet of water vapor The sea of ​​clouds. We can enter the depths of the sea of ​​clouds by spaceship and watch the cloud waterfall with a drop of [-] meters and the maelstrom of the sea of ​​clouds.”

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Doudou runs alone on the boundless glacier.

Hailou told him that the water substance of the sun never sets is similar to the water composition structure of the ancient earth, but the density is different, so it can form a more exaggerated and unruly trend shape under the action of gravity.Almost every river valley formed by glaciers is as unfathomable as a cliff and a valley, with thousands of ravines and complicated and winding passages, like a maze.

Under the protection of the luminous golden bubble cover, Doudou can freely shuttle through the labyrinthine trails in the glacier canyon, just like a dexterous firefly.This feeling of being able to run freely in the "mountains, forests and canyons" made Doudou recall the scene when he was exploring Maochun's mountains, and instantly aroused the primal instinct in the kitty's blood.

Meow - meow ow - meow meow -

DouDou stopped walking, held his head high, and let out a ferocious wild call.

The sun never sets, the shaded hemisphere is as black as the sea of ​​ink, and there is a dead silence, no one responds.

The beating indicator light of the optical brain terminal reminded Kitty that his humans were waiting for him thousands of meters behind him, which made Dou Dou feel a sense of fearlessness and heroic ambition.He set foot on the maze again and galloped.

Run farther and farther.

Running deeper and deeper...

Then, the kitty's journey came to an abrupt end.

A forked icicle blocked DouDou's path, squeezing the passage narrow and flat.DouDou didn't pay attention at first, and under the stimulation of his blood, he didn't vigilantly use his beard to measure the obstacle before moving as usual, but threw himself into the gap of the icicle without thinking.

Then, unfortunately, his ass got stuck.

Dou Dou held his breath, tightened his stomach, twisted and struggled, tried his best, and the base of his tail was almost worn out, but he still couldn't get out of it.He let out a long, discouraged sigh, finally gave up resisting, stretched his limbs, limp on the ground, and shook the tip of his tail helplessly.

It would be too embarrassing to call my humans to save the cat now. Maybe the cat stuck in the hole will become another big joke after the cat litter incident.

After thinking about it, he decided to calm down for a while and not call Hailou for now.But he himself is a cat lying here doing nothing, and it seems a bit boring.DouDou resolutely opened the terminal, preparing for a live show that will be broadcast as soon as it is broadcast.

Access to the Starnet in a non-Holographic Cabin connection mode will be limited, and many background simulations and immersion functions will not be available.Doudou thought it would be too troublesome to reset the background, so he waved his little paw and chose the live broadcast.

Therefore, when the fans of the live broadcast room of "Little Cats Are Invincible" saw the anchor's online reminder to enter the live broadcast room, they saw such a scene.

Their almighty, cute, and invincible cat teacher is lying on the ground without any image to do a live broadcast. The whole cat looks long and flat, like a soft and boneless dough cake.And behind him was a vast expanse of darkness, which could not be seen clearly, only the light of the nearby protective cover dimly illuminated every inch of land.

——The long-lost Teacher Mao Mao is finally online, but I can't understand the mystery.

——Teacher Mao Mao, what are you doing?

——Will Teacher Mao Mao also perform "Death on the Spot" today?

Doudou continued to paralyze comfortably, half-closed his eyes, and said slowly: "What do you know? This is the unique way of cultivation of cats and beasts. Although I am a powerful kitten, I never give up any training that can exercise myself. A chance to sharpen your minds. You should learn from me."

All the beasts exclaimed that Teacher Mao Mao is admirable.

——I am waiting for a role model!

— with admiration!

——How else could Teacher Maomao be able to practice the magical skill of instant sleep?Such amazing perseverance alone is enough to crush 90.00% of nine orcs.

——Learn from Teacher Maomao!

With a call, all the beasts responded one after another.After a while, there were hundreds of beast cakes in different shapes in the invincible cat live broadcast room. The different shapes were spectacular.

Seeing this, Doudou nodded in relief and said, "Yeah, very good, you remember the essentials of the movement. Like me, the flatter and rounder the better, so that you can get closer to the earth. The magical skill of spreading cat cakes is the mother of the earth." A test for each of our beasts."

All the beasts listened to Teacher Mao Mao's teachings seriously, and became more and more serious.

"Very good, very good, while you are practicing the skills of cat cakes, you are listening to me tell the story of the cat detective picking stars."

"The Language of Kittens"

Author: Non-famous poem Maobingbing

Human language is too weird

There is a risk of misunderstanding at every turn

and kitty

a tail

With two wisps of breeze and a touch of moonlight

is the most straightforward love song

The author has something to say:

The color is locked (can you believe it?) Modify it, solemnly promise, the paper kitten has no milk head, hope everyone knows (. The text description can only be deleted and cannot be replaced. Cake made a short poem to make up the number of words and gave it to everyone.

DouDou: The essence of the little cat is a "free" (free) elf, if you want to run, you have to be reckless! [After running for a few steps, I got stuck, my fat self

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Doudou: The essence of a kitten is a pile of cat cakes!