The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

After Doudou came up with the shocking operation of sleeping and collecting money for live streaming, he couldn't help but feel complacent, and even wanted to lick his balls as a reward.

But considering Peter's presence, Doudou resisted the urge.

The poor mouse probably can't appreciate the fun of licking balls, so let's not hit him.

Peter still didn't know the young master's "considerateness", nor could he appreciate the deep meaning of "sympathy" in his eyes, so he just took the initiative to introduce the qualifications of registering as a star network anchor.

After he explained the rules and behavioral restrictions in detail in this way, he asked: "That's about it, young master, do you have any questions?"

"I have no problem." DouDou stared at him, blinked slowly, and replied slowly: "But what is this star network you are talking about?"

Peter looked at him in shock, for a moment he didn't know how to explain this almost second orc identity that even a one-year-old cub knew.

However, after a series of information overload stimulation, he has long been numb, and he quickly sorted out his emotions. Just as he was about to explain, he saw Doudou shaking his head and denying himself: "Forget it, it's so troublesome, I don't want to hear it." .”

Peter couldn't catch his breath, and couldn't help coughing a few times.

Doudou thoughtfully reminded Peter to get more sleep.

"Speaking of which, I'm sleepy too, so you can help me find an anchor, and I'll go to sleep for a while."

DouDou yawned.

The kitten spends about two-thirds of his time in sleep every day. Since he became a human, he has suffered from a serious lack of sleep and has worked very hard.

Peter couldn't bear it anymore, stopped Dou Dou who was walking towards the bedroom, and escorted him to the holographic cabin in the study.Under his guidance, DouDou reluctantly activates the storage ring on his index finger and enters the star network in holographic mode.

It was only then that DouDou realized that the inconspicuous ring on his paw was of great use.The storage ring is made of certain quark matter, which can distort space-time within a certain range and conditions, and store non-living matter in a very small space.

Like most orcs, Mio's storage ring contains the star network client, namely the optical brain, and a small amount of personal items, mainly replacement clothes.

The storage ring is a must for all orcs, especially Alpha or Omega that has a beast shape after splitting.The boron-based nanosuit with super stretchable memory function is the most popular clothing material for AO orcs.During the transformation process, the storage ring will help the orc to put away or release the clothes, so as to avoid the embarrassing scene of running naked.

In addition, according to the imperial decree, adult orcs must also keep a set of combat uniforms with them in case of emergency.The combat uniform has the basic bulletproof function, which can resist a certain degree of physical attack, and can also absorb and decompose animal body surface excrement to realize energy recycling.

In Dou Dou's memory, this ring is an important item that "he" never leaves, and it has almost become a part of himself. No wonder he didn't feel anything wrong with this ring stuck on his arm when he transformed into Little Milk Orange.

Seeing that DouDou was concentrating on launching the star network function, Peter left quietly.He went downstairs and reported the situation to his father, Mo Sha, the housekeeper.

"The young master is in a much better mood. He is studying at Xingwang. I will deliver food to him later, and I will definitely not be rejected."

The butler nodded with satisfaction and said, "The young master has had a chaotic memory and a big change in temperament since he split up. It must have been caused by a double blow to his body and mind. Originally, the young master was withdrawn and unsociable, so I didn't let you get close to him. Looking at it now, The young master really should communicate more with his peers. His former classmates, huh, don’t mention it. If you have time, go and keep him company. Although the young master has a bad temper, he is the child of a major general. It must not be too bad."

Originally, the butler was not convinced of what he said. After all, in the past ten years, Master Mio has never shown any traits of the Reese family.Since he was a child, he didn't like Major General Reese's tiger father's education rules, he had countless family conflicts, and he never pretended to be polite to the housekeeper and other servants.To be honest, the housekeeper who watched Mio grow up did not dare to say that he knew him well enough.

Mio's sensitive and sharp personality also caused him to have trouble making friends in the preparatory school.He always behaved extremely indifferent, as if trying to avoid any contact with the world.It's no wonder that since Mio's illness, no companions have come to visit him, and he has never received even a greeting card.

The housekeeper was only slightly embarrassed at first, but after spending many days with the young master day and night, he suddenly discovered his innocent and genuine temperament, and couldn't help feeling sorry for him.

Peter smiled and said, "Don't worry, father, I'll remember. In fact, I think the young master himself is quite cute. He was emotionally unstable before, and it was mostly affected by the pheromone riot. Now that he has successfully differentiated, he has slowly recovered. Given time, The young master will definitely become the pride of the Reese family."

The butler suddenly realized and took it for granted.Although Peter was the only one, he was always calm and thoughtful about issues. What he mentioned awakened the housekeeper.

"That's right, I still have to ask a doctor for a thorough examination another day before I can rest assured. Since the young master wants to go to Xingwang to be an anchor to relax, I will report to the general later to see if I need to buy a store and promote it on the entire network."

Peter went upstairs with the love fruit puree prepared by the housekeeper, and when he opened the door, he was almost blinded by the full-length avatar of Young Marshal Hailou.

DouDou was searching for information about Hailou Young Marshal by voice, shaking his head in excitement.

If it is normal curiosity to search for "what is Hailou Marshal", "are humans rare", "what kind of meat does Hailou like to eat", then "what time does Hailou go to bed" and "when does Hailou go to the bathroom" This kind of question is probably too unbelievable.

Peter stood there staring blankly for a while, and couldn't help persuading him: "Young Master, please hold back, if you are discovered by the inspectors of the Star Network, I'm afraid they will detain you for harassment or even treason, after all, you pay too much attention to important officials of the empire It's too abnormal to eat, drink and scatter."

Peter almost blurted out the word pervert.

Doudou glanced at him, and said strangely: "But that's what Pengci wants to do. You have to first grasp the human's preferences and dynamics, then ambush him, and then suddenly jump out and whine, and you can catch him."

He raised his arms, making a ferocious gesture of a tiger pouncing on its prey.

"This tactic is like a famous aphorism that says, if you know your enemy a hundred times, you can defeat him a hundred times."

"Uh, is there really such a famous saying?"

"Probably, don't care about such details. Anyway, I have learned it in "Introduction to Cats and Porcelain", but it's a pity that I always skipped class to catch sparrows, and didn't listen carefully. I really hate the book when it's time to use it. Ah , I accidentally said another famous saying, hehe, I really am a little genius."

The young master is saying some strange things again.

Peter looked at him with a complicated expression, and decided to divert the other party's attention first.

"How is your live broadcast room arranged, what do you need to buy?"

DouDou confidently waved his claws, pursed his lips and smiled and said, "It went well, after all, I'm a little genius, and I also made a major decision."

He approached Peter mysteriously, and said in a low voice: "I told you that my ticket price will be very expensive, you must be careful, don't be too surprised, after all, how much does a cute kitten like me charge?" The fees are justified.”

Peter nodded solemnly, and replied, "Tell me, I can stand it."

DouDou stared at him, opened his hands with a serious face, and shook ten fingers.

Peter was puzzled.

"Ten star coins." Doudou proudly announced loudly.

"Ten, ten?"

The good-for-nothing Peter still couldn't hold back, coughed violently, and almost knocked over the bowl of fruit puree in his hand.

The great star beast empire is about to usher in the first subversive anchor in history to live broadcast "sleep", and set a record for the lowest value of paid anchors: ten star coins for admission tickets.

The author has something to say:

Peter: Anchor, is your pricing too cheap?

DouDou [Staring at his toes and counting]: How about twenty star coins? It’s a lot, doesn’t it scare you?

Peter: ...well, it's pretty scary

(Today's small question, who will publish the toilet schedule of Marshal Hailou on the Internet)

The following is the time when the anchor thanked the old iron in the live broadcast room: