The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

Peter danced and danced to teach Doudou how to recognize numbers, but arithmetic with more than two digits was too advanced for kittens.

In DouDou's understanding, the number ten is already a big number. After all, the number of fingers on his two front paws is only ten. ?It's too hard.

DouDou scratched his paws dizzily for a while, then decided to give up.

"Forget it," he said, waving his paws generously, "at the beginning, it will be considered as a big bargain at the opening, so come again."

When DouDou was still on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, he met Mr. Black Cat who was a full-time receptionist at a pet clinic.This male cat named Dai Mochi is very smart. He can entertain, watch the house, and start a cute side business. He was an excellent graduate of Cat University and was hired as an honorary lecturer. It is said that he is also a poet. friend cat.

DouDou learned a lot of polite words for welcoming and seeing off guests from Mochi, and thought that he could handle big occasions by himself.

Peter looked at him helplessly, and replied, "Master, what nonsense are you talking about again? Do you know the general standard for anchor fees?"

DouDou naturally doesn't know.

Peter told DouDou that the price of a small piece of fizz fruit that he hates so much is [-] star coins, which is a rare and cheap fruit among natural health products.

"So your live broadcast room has to receive more than a hundred orc viewers to be able to buy a hissing fruit."

DouDou tried his best to search for the number concept of "one hundred" in his mind, and his eyes widened in shock.

"Do you have to charge for such an unpalatable fruit?"

Peter nodded sadly, and said again: "Besides, one hundred star coins can only buy half a tube of unflavored basic nutritional supplements, which is only enough for an adult Omega to barely eat."

DouDou was about to ask what nutritional supplements were, when Peter sighed and continued, "Young master may never have paid attention to such trivial matters, but since you have decided to be a sleep aid anchor, some market knowledge is necessary. I'd better talk to you carefully."

DouDou quickly patted the stool beside him, inviting Peter to sit down.

Peter put down the fruit puree in his hand, and began to explain in detail the general knowledge of the Star Beast Empire.

The history of the empire originated from the "Day of Escape", and then all the activities of the empire revolved around the ultimate goal of returning to the earth.

Since birth, orcs have shouldered heavy responsibilities, and their highest social values ​​are only two, reproduction and fighting.Therefore, for Alpha and Omega, the most important physical indicators are pheromone and mental power, which correspond to their reproductive ability and combat effectiveness respectively.

During the estrous period, Omega's pheromones become more intense, sending out specific signals of attraction.Attracted by the news, Alpha rushed over, instinctively driving him to adjust himself to the best fighting state, in order to defeat potential competitors and win the right to mate.In this way, under the rules of nature, the strongest Alpha is eligible to impregnate Omega and give birth to offspring.

Due to the intervention of human genes in the orcs, the estrus period of the orcs no longer has a clear seasonal limit.Freshly differentiated unmarked Omegas are more likely to fall into estrus anytime and anywhere, causing chaos.

The orcs gradually discovered that under the stimulation of such an unstable cycle of physiological hormones, both Alpha and Omega are at risk of mental or pheromone disorders, the most obvious of which is insomnia.

"Orcs suffering from insomnia will behave more irritable, unable to concentrate on daily study and training, which will naturally affect their reproduction and fighting ability. Over time, if the mental power is not sufficiently cultivated, it is easy to induce a more dangerous mania .The higher the level of mental power, the more likely the orcs will explode into mania."

Doudou listened hard, stumbling and trying to keep up with Peter's rhythm, but he only understood the general idea.He had a good grasp of the concept of estrus and reproduction, as it was in the world of cats, after all.

Peter also mentioned that in order to improve the status quo, the empire allocated huge amounts of funds to encourage scholars to conduct in-depth research on topics such as "sleep aid" and "mental stress relief", but so far there has been little success.However, there are many folk remedies in the market, and all kinds of auxiliary therapies flourished for a while, and the sleep aid profession also emerged as the times require.

In a broad sense, sleep aid star network anchors can also be regarded as a kind of sleep aid profession.However, unlike professional sleep aids, live broadcasting is still a gray industry, there are no strict qualification requirements, and the entry threshold is extremely low, which has created a situation of mixed sleep aid anchors.

As a result, Xingwang simply delegated power and handed over sleep aid anchors to the market for deployment.As long as they abide by the basic law of the empire, the anchor can set the price at will, freely set the rules for buying and selling, and both buyers and sellers abide by the principle of freedom and equality.

"Most paid anchors make profits by selling 'live broadcast room admission tickets', that is, set minimum consumption standards, but the premise is that the anchor's business level has been recognized and has a certain audience base, and the minimum consumption is often based on The number of fans depends on the number of individual fans. Usually a new anchor will open a free live broadcast room to attract fans. They will set up luxury live broadcast rooms, and even super VIP one-on-one sleep assistance services, and the charges will not be capped."

Doudou nodded seriously.Although he still doesn't quite understand the concept of "uncapped", it obviously sounds extremely powerful.

When kittens do things, they either don’t do them, or they do them the biggest and strongest.

"Very good," Dou Dou said boldly, "Then let's go directly to the uncapped."

Peter choked for a moment, glanced at Dou Dou helplessly, and sighed, "Master, you still don't understand what I mean. The market rules refer to both parties' willingness and willingness. You can raise the threshold to an infinitely high naturally." , but this means that no audience is willing to enter. Do you want to broadcast live to the air?"

"How could they be unwilling to spend money to see a cute kitten like me?" Doudou asked, "I am not an ordinary kitten, I am the unique orange cat that is number one in the world."

In the end, after Peter and DouDou repeated back-and-forth, the two sides barely reached a consensus: in the initial stage of starting a business in the live broadcast room, first set the admission ticket at [-] star coins per person for two hours, and then adjust it according to the situation.

Peter, who finally completed a task, felt very relieved. He took the bowl of love fruit puree and wanted to persuade him to eat it.

Doudou subconsciously held his breath, waved his paws to refuse, and hurriedly said, "But I still have a question."

"Please speak."

"I suddenly remembered one thing. Omega, like a female cat, can go into heat and conceive, so Omega is actually a female cat. And my father is also an Omega, so am I actually a kitten born by my father?"

Peter was stunned for a moment before replying: "Although your words are not quite accurate, strictly speaking, you are indeed the child of the major general."

DouDou touched his belly again, and continued: "But I'm also an Omega, so will I also have kittens?"

"Uh, I don't know if it's a kitten, but in principle it is."

Doudou tilted his head, thought for a moment, and asked again: "Then I have to ask my human beings if they would like to let me have cubs. I have heard other cats say that there are many human beings who want their kittens to be sterilized." .”

What kind of human beings are so insane that they dare to sterilize without authorization!

Peter was dumbfounded.

The author has something to say:

Human: ......... Please don't throw such insane questions to me

Broker: Transparent people have no right to speak

Doudou: As expected of an orc, he can easily do things that kittens can't do, and he can actually make male cats give birth to cubs

Agent: How should I put it, it really depends on whether the audience master is willing to let you, a hunk, give birth to a cub

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