The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

After Doudou's results were automatically announced by the system, Xingwang was in an uproar.

- 7 points?Am I reading this wrong?

——There is a problem with the system entry, maybe it is mistaken to announce the wrong point as the final result.

——But to be honest, it is outrageous that seven points can be deducted from the basic knowledge competition. Not to mention normal people, but people with a little common sense will lose five points at most.Has anyone scored less than 95 in previous competitions?

— Common sense is as lacking as aliens.

- Softly raise objections, but I think the cat anchor is cute, and I can forgive him for his ignorance in some areas.

——This is no longer ignorance in "certain" fields, it is simply mentally handicapped in all aspects!

—Would it be too much to say mentally retarded?

——Maybe there really are aliens among us, and we should be more friendly to alien friends.

——It’s too funny to talk about aliens, your common sense views are exactly the same as the Qifen anchor.The footprint of the empire has extended to the depths of the universe, but the concept of aliens is rarely used.Facts have proved that advanced intelligence and civilization are just accidents of the universe, how could they exist casually.

——Stop arguing, I just went to the official website to confirm, it was not a typo, nor did I lose 7 points, but his original score was 7 points!That's right, you read that right, this contestant's common sense score is only [-]! ! !

——I was shocked...

——I suddenly had a feeling that maybe the 7 points were accidentally correct...

—Don't say it, it's a reasonable doubt.

……

"It wasn't chosen by claws!"

Facing Peter's questioning, Doudou argued angrily.

"I am very self-cultivated by a scumbag. I skipped all the questions I didn't know how to do. I only picked a few questions that I could understand the meaning of and could eliminate the wrong options. Although I still missed a few questions, but The ones that got the points are all the correct answers I got by relying on my ability and elimination method, and I didn’t get it right just casually!”

Peter glanced at Dou Dou helplessly, and said, "Master, don't insist on unnecessary self-esteem when it comes to this kind of question. It doesn't matter whether you get the answer right or not. The key is that after the preliminary round, you will be completely It has become a piece of fat in the eyes of other players, and when it comes to the wheel race, there will definitely be many people coming to challenge me, just thinking about it makes me feel very distressed!"

Although his thoughts were very negative, Peter still felt that he had become extremely mature after getting along with Master Mio for a long time.This time, after he learned of the low score that was astonishing enough to be recorded in history, he only went crazy for a minute before completely regaining his usual calmness and rationality.

"I'm sorry, I'm still too excited, young master, don't be burdened, I think we still have a chance of winning, and the chance is great." Peter earnestly encouraged him to go around.

"I know, it's okay," Doudou said sincerely, "You look particularly delicious when you panic."

Especially when Peter was emotional, the slender tail of the beast would become stiff and straight, and it looked no different from a snack used to grind his teeth.

Thinking about it, Dou Dou rubbed his slightly empty belly, trying to divert his attention.Therefore, he took the initiative to shake his claws, showing his firm determination and serious attitude.

"Don't worry, every mistake is a valuable opportunity for self-improvement."

Peter was amused by Doudou's appearance, and said, "You always have a lot of fallacies that sound convincing."

"As long as it makes you happy, that's fine."

"Well, no matter what, the result has been decided. After Xingwang announces the results, there will definitely be a lot of gossip. Young master, don't be affected by it. They just haven't noticed your talent yet."

"No," Doudou said sincerely, "Actually, I have always thought that being a good-for-nothing who only depends on appearance is a good way out."

After finishing speaking, he let out a long sigh, lowered his head and fiddled with his fur paws.

"However, now, I can only reluctantly be a talented little genius."

Peter watched the orange cat's trembling little ears silently, and really wanted to rush over and grab it severely.

Just after DouDou used the coolest way to pass the basic knowledge test, the advertisement with the "tearful cat head" emoticon package as the main body was also officially launched on the star network.

Prior to this, based on his previous advertising experience in the human world, Doudou always thought that the advertisements of the Star Beast Empire would be roughly the same, using beautiful and exquisite typography or interesting video clips to covertly promote a certain selling point, in order to Attract potential customers to purchase a product or service.

After Peter sorted out the advertising push content and audience feedback, the little orange cat was shocked (once again) to realize how lacking and boring the orcs of the empire are in terms of cultural creativity and artistic expression.What Hai Lou said was indeed true, they lived in an era without creative inheritance.

The so-called huge advertising is just to put the high-blurry photo of the tearful cat head on the eye-catching position of the star network communication platform, and add the most straightforward slogan: This tearful cat head is the basic knowledge competition in history The winner with the lowest score, if you want to get more information about the anchor, please visit his live broadcast room.And all fonts are printed in the three primary colors with the highest color saturation, without typography skills, let alone aesthetic connotation.

All in all, dry, hard, and rough.

Doudou stared blankly at the slogan and was stunned for more than ten minutes before he had to accept the fact that he would not become the advertising superstar he imagined.But what is even more incredible to the little cat is that he is the only cat who dislikes such a simple advertisement, and the results of the advertisement effect evaluation show that many orc audiences, including Peter, accept it well A very high evaluation, and showed great enthusiasm.

Of course, surprises are all surprises, being accepted and loved by other beasts is a good thing to celebrate anyway.DouDou is ready to share the news with his most trusted humans.To show his grandeur, he specially stole two charcoal-grilled small meat sticks from the panda butler's kitchen, and dug out a candied salsa fruit that he had secretly hidden before from the hole in the sofa.

Doudou stuffed all the snacks into a small cloth bag for food, held the end of the drawstring in his mouth, and dragged it along the way, trotting to the door of Hailou's study.

The door was not closed, leaving a small gap, and Dou Dou could easily squeeze in through the door—this is a new habit Hailou has developed.Since Doudou came to Haijia, he likes to enter various doors without restriction.

Kittens always like relatively closed and safe spaces, but hate completely closed spaces.As long as the door is closed, the kitten will want to break in, for no reason.Kittens who come in want to get out, and kittens who come out want to go in, and almost all kittens follow this meaningless principle without principle.

But this time, DouDou did not enter the study uninvited, but stopped at the door, raised his paw, and knocked on the door seriously.

dong dong dong.

Meow meow.

After a while, Hailou came to answer the door.Today's Hailou does not need to work or go out. It looks very simple and comfortable to wear. The material of the clothes is a clear and rough cloth similar to cotton and linen, which is very easy to scratch at first glance.DouDou couldn't help feeling his claws itch.However, he still forcibly suppressed his thoughts and asked very politely: "Excuse me, can I have a very cute kitten come in and play with you for a while? He brought delicious afternoon tea snacks, I think you will definitely like."

The door of the study room was opened, and Hailou let Doudou in.Doudou held up his fluffy tail, raised his paws high, and gracefully hopped into the room.Hailou found a small white ceramic dish from nowhere.Doudou uses his paws to take out the fragrant meat strips and sweet preserved fruits, and puts them on the plate.

It is obviously not neat enough to do these fine movements with the kitten's fur paws, which is something that DouDou seldom noticed before.He has always been proud of his sharp and strong claws, and never thought of doing more complicated things with his claws.But now, Dou Dou, who gradually has higher human needs, is occasionally troubled by these small things.

DouDou raised the sticky and messy paws made by the sugar water, and licked them dissatisfiedly. It took a long time to re-familiarize and tidy up his hair.

"Sometimes the kitten's paws are really not sensitive enough."

Doudou said so.

No wonder I used to hear complaints from other domestic cats that cats do not have a pair of claws that can open canned cat food.It is too cunning for human beings to stuff all these delicacies into the helpless iron box of kittens.

Doudou put his head against Hailou's arm, and lay down lazily next to his human being.

Hailou touched DouDou's head comfortingly, and took the initiative to cut the candied salsa fruit into small pieces, just big enough for DouDou to take a bite.DouDou patted the back of Hailou's hand in satisfaction, silently rewarding his considerate humans.

Kittens don’t need to be perfect and omnipotent, DouDou thought to himself, it’s just because we have this or that innocuous little flaw that makes kittens cuter, isn’t it?Human beings must also enjoy the pleasure of being needed from such little things.

"I want to tell you something very good."

"What is it?"

"Did you see my new ad? The teary cat head."

Doudou raised his tail high, then lowered it gently, deliberately slowing down his movements, showing a proud expression that looked forward to praise but dismissed it.

Hailou looked at him, carefully considering his words.

"I saw it," he said, looking straight into DouDou's eyes, "I think you are very cute."

"Oh, really?"

Dou Dou flicked his tail more frequently, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and a complex and tangled joy appeared on his face.

"That's a pity. It seems that you are just an ordinary human being captured by my cuteness and unable to see the essence of the truth."

"But no matter what, for now, the beasts still like my commercials very much. You should really read the comments they left after they flooded into my live broadcast room."

Doudou said so, and opened the comments compiled by Peter with great interest—of course, they were all about the part that praised the kitten.

——The head of the tearful cat is so cute. It was the first time I came into contact with emoticons, and I felt as if someone had opened a door to a new world.

——I finally understood what pictures my friends used when writing letters to me a few days ago. The cat expression pack is so cute. I announce that starting today, I will officially become a fan of the expression pack .

——It turned out that the Qifen anchor is the Maomao anchor himself, I really didn't expect it.Such a cute cat anchor is definitely more than a seven-point level, I firmly believe that there must be something wrong!

--correct!As one of the most loyal volunteers of Teacher Maomao, I can swear on my tail that Teacher Maomao is definitely an invincible anchor with both beauty and strength. He cured my old insomnia that has been dying for many years.As long as I can listen to Mr. Maomao’s purr every day, and fall asleep watching Mr. Maomao’s sleeping position, I think I will be cured soon!Come and paw Mr. Maomao with me, you will definitely not be disappointed!

—Wow, my heart beats!

——I don't care if it's seven points or not, even if it's zero points, bright people don't say dark words, I'm just such a straightforward face.

——If I start paying attention now, Mao Maotou will become famous in the future, and I will be a regular fan.

……

Duan Duan recited these passionate and beautiful words, and the fur all over his body exploded into a ball of fur balls with excitement.But he still tried to show calmness and indifference on his face.

"Now, do you see that you are as shallow as the other beasts?"

Hailou suppressed a smile and asked, "Oh, what should I say?"

DouDou pursed her hairy lips into a beautiful arc, and said a little shyly, "Look, how can this kind of advertisement, which is straightforward and without any technical content, express one ten-thousandth of my cuteness? And you guys like it. I thought a really good ad would at least show some of my strengths and talents.”

Hailou nodded, and seriously reviewed himself: "I'm sorry, I was blinded by your cuteness, and I couldn't see the problem."

In fact, the advertisements put out by Peter Gang Doudou are only the advertisements with the highest frequency and the highest public recognition on the star network. After Hailou saw the finished product, he was neither surprised nor surprised, nor did he feel that there were many problems.

However, his incomprehensible words to make amends pleased DouDou very well.

"Yes, yes," Dou Dou happily slid the tip of his tail, "But from this point of view, what you said is absolutely right, the imagination of beasts is too bad."

He softly folded his body into a curved bow, rubbing against Hailou's arm with great attachment.

"Why, it bothers me that you like me so plainly."

DouDou was so proud that he almost raised his neck in a straight line.This kind of action can well show his long-lost neck line, but at the same time, it will inevitably cause fleshy folds at the shoulder and neck.

Hailou involuntarily put his hands under the back of Dou Dou's head, feeling the wonderful texture brought by the heavy meat + waves, and at the same time, he couldn't help but wonder whether the panda butler's healthy eating plan hadn't worked.

DouDou was moved so that he squinted his eyes and snored incomparably comfortably.

"However, if I knew that Peter spent so many star coins, he could only hang such an advertisement. I should have directed an advertisement myself, so that the beasts of the empire can see what is irresistible cuteness."

"A commercial?" Hailou asked curiously, "What exactly is it?"

Naturally, DouDou couldn't explain the specific meaning of the commercials. He only knew that the commercials of the ancient earth must have excellent advertising planning, shooting scripts, and beautiful background music.And these contents, he has been slightly involved in the course "Self-cultivation of Cat Showman" taught by Cat University.

Doudou recalled the courseware content of Teacher Xijing, imitated the teacher's expression, and said nonsense: "It's very complicated in detail. In a word, I think we should stop this kind of 'coconut juice' behavior and create more Interesting advertisement, spend every penny on the best dried fish."

Coconut juice?Advertisement?script?Background music?

Hailou was in a daze when he heard it, so he had no choice but to follow Dou Dou's intentions, praise him very seriously, and expressed his anticipation for the new work of advertising star Dou Dou.

"Don't worry, I will definitely bring greater happiness to the beasts of the empire."

Doudou said, stretching out one of his white glove claws, slowly spreading his five fingers, revealing a small pink plum blossom.

Hailou also stretched out a finger, and gently pressed it on the kitten's paw.

Doudou frowned slightly, pulled back his paw in dissatisfaction, and solemnly placed it on Hailou's finger—his humans should learn more about the culture of kittens.

The second principle of the meaningless kitten: the cat's paw must be on the top.

The author has something to say:

DouDou: Stop your coconut palm juice behavior, this kind of straightforward propaganda style is a waste of the beauty of the kitten!

Although Doudou doesn't understand the common sense of orcs, but the orcs also don't understand the common sense of kittens, everyone is evened out! (No

(PS, I didn't mean to say that the coconut tree is bad, don't send me a lawyer's letter, the signal here is not good, I can't receive it (.