The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]
Chapter 59 Doudou's Record Breaking Shocks the Beast
When Hailou followed the signal to find DouDou and pulled the kitten out of the glacier cave, DouDou had automatically gone offline, curled up into a ball, and fell into a sweet dreamland.
Hailou couldn't help laughing, and hugged the little fur ball tightly in his arms.
It takes one star hour from the shady hemisphere where the sun never sets to the sunny side.When the spaceship just arrived at the sunny side of the planet, the warm orange color slowly rose into the sky, and the light was dyeing the waves of the sea of clouds into gold bit by bit.
DouDou woke up in this golden sea of clouds.
After the little cat opened its eyes, it let out a dissatisfied meow, subconsciously grabbed Hailou's sleeve with its paws, and tried its best to arch towards the human's arms as if looking for a heat source.
Hailou gently took out the bag, pointed slightly in the direction of the sky, and said, "Look."
DouDou looked up following his gestures, and was so surprised that he completely forgot about getting up.
Above them, in the direction of the sky of the planet on which the sun never sets, hangs a huge round of "Tomorrow", occupying almost one-third of the sky.The sun here is completely different from the one seen on earth.The sunlight seems to be very moving, the orange color is so dense that it is almost bright red, and it looks warm and harmonious. However, when the light falls on the body, it seems to be filtered by the refrigerator, leaving only a trace of warmth.
Under the illumination of this huge red sun, the bottomless water vapor cloud sea was dyed into more or less deep or shallow golden waves.There is obviously only one main color, but it is unpredictable due to the ingenious overlapping of light and shadow, and it is not monotonous at all.
DouDou was dumbfounded and let out a meow in admiration.
As far as the eye can see, the end of the world is the Nine Heavens Milky Way Waterfall mentioned by Hailoukou.Flying and flowing straight down, you can't see the blue sky above, and you can't go down to the underworld. It is mighty and overwhelming.The waterfall formed by the condensation of clouds is also different from the water waterfall. It looks like a mighty wave, but in fact it is quiet and quiet. Even if it falls ten thousand meters, it will not bring the slightest sense of pressure.People drive spaceships to wander around, but there is a sense of nothingness without roots.The clouds rolled by, bringing a cat-like beauty that could resist the soul.
Such a magnificent and unique scene in front of me is something that little cat Doudou has never seen before.He stared quietly ahead, unable to speak for a long time.It wasn't until Hailou squeezed his paw that DouDou came to his senses.He raised his head, looked at Hailou's side face, and couldn't help sighing: "Our universe is really amazing."
When he was living in Maochun, Doudou thought he was one of the most well-informed kittens in the world.This sense of superiority and detachment is even greater after wandering alone in the cat-free interstellar world.Whether it is the part of him who is a kitten or the part of him that is an interstellar orc, he has regarded all the miracles that happened around him as another height that human beings should achieve, no matter how strange things are, no matter how rare opportunities In the end, it can only be turned into a "but so".
However, at this moment, DouDou and his human beings are immersed in an unknown corner of the universe, and are deeply shocked by the [-]-meter cloud sea waterfall in front of them.And such a majestic spectacle, in terms of the infinite universe itself, is just a speck of insignificant dust.
At this moment, DouDou deeply felt the human idiom he had learned: life is alive, the world is like a fly, a drop in the ocean.
The meaning of travel is to throw the little cat into the strange world, forcing him to escape from the same life, recognize himself, and then discover the unexpected beauty in life.
"I'm not a bug," DouDou said to Hailou, "I'm too small to be considered a bug, I'm not even dust, I'm just a tiny speck in this universe."
Compared with all things in the universe, intelligent individuals are almost the same as the smallest constituent unit of matter.Even if the entire intelligent population combined and tried their best, they could only make a faint insect cry before the flame of the race was extinguished, and then stopped abruptly, quickly submerged in eternal silence.For those human beings who hope to compete, this is probably the most disheartening fate.
Hearing that Doudou spoke so seriously, Hailou thought he was like those orcs who suffer from giant phobia, who tend to feel sentimental and sentimental when facing the macro scene, and was about to say something to comfort him, when he heard the little cat worrying about himself Continuing to say, "No wonder my cat life tutor always said that the kitten looks down to see the way forward, and looks up to—"
DouDou draws out his voice and buys a big pass.He tilted his head and glanced playfully at Hailou.After the human being cast a curious gaze as he wished, DouDou continued to speak slowly: "Looking up, of course, is to see the stars, the moon, and things that can make me happy. "
Hailou was obviously slightly surprised by this answer.He asked curiously, "How?"
"Because there are Tmalls and cats outside the sky, we will never know how vast and dangerous the outside world is. Every kitten has only four legs and can only walk one way at a time. It has to be too late to happen. Now I know that if you stand on the earth and look up, there is the sun "upward" from the moon, and there are stars "upward" from the sun, and there are countless stars "upper" The stars. If I stand on the stars and look at myself on the other side, what I can see must be a me that is even more insignificant than dust. But if I just look at myself from my own perspective, then what I see is the most beautiful person in the world. Lovely me, and a whole universe of possibilities."
"If I like the moon, I will look at the moon more; if I like the stars, then I will focus on the stars. The most lovely things in the world are free and free of charge. You only need to say a few words of praise, and you can get credit from the world. Existence In our hearts, this kind of mood is not scientific at all, and it is unreasonable."
"I think so," Doudou raised a furry paw, and said solemnly, "Even if I'm just a tiny speck of dust, I must be a very cute speck of dust. And you, as a kitten The human beings who took over are also the most precious dust in my eyes. These are just my decisions, and they are such rascals."
Doudou patted Hailou's wrist boldly.
"So don't be afraid, in the 'idealistic universe' drawn out by the kitten with its tail, you are the big, big sun that will never set."
The kitten raised its two front paws, then bent one of its hind legs, and randomly drew a large circle that was not very round.His hind legs kicked on Shanghai Lou's cheeks, barely pulling the human into his tail.
The little cat kicked his human with almost no effort, so he was confident that he would not hurt Hailou.Unexpectedly, it was under the influence of that unintentional foot that Hailou felt his spiritual power world suddenly revived, and the Lingtai suddenly became clear and clear.And the channel of spiritual power that had been unable to fully enter before seemed to be opened up in an instant, like the first stream of water coming out of a water pipe that had been in disrepair for a long time, rushing in unsuspectingly, nourishing the dry and chapped heart.
Hailou suddenly looked at DouDou.DouDou was taken aback by his sudden big movement, thinking that he had kicked a human being too hard, so he hurriedly wanted to get up from Hailou's embrace.However, Hailou's action of pressing Doudou just hugged the kitten more tightly into his arms.
"You too."
Hailou just said this simply, but after a moment of stunned DouDou quickly reacted to what the human beings had said, and was so excited that he flicked his tail like a propeller.
"I'm Little Sun!" DouDou proudly announced, "I'm your little sun, that's right! Look at my beautiful orange fur, what a beautiful color that belongs to the sun!"
Facing the gigantic orange sun, he raised his two front paws and shouted loudly: "I am the little sun——"
Although the boundless sea of clouds where the sun never sets and the stars is magnificent, the scenery is monotonous. Hailou and Doudou did not stay here for too long, and soon set off for the next stop.After Hailou discovered that the interstellar wonders seemed to be able to stimulate DouDou's ability to release mental power better than the energy of the ancient earth, he took DouDou interestingly to those inaccessible scenic spots.
Accompanied by Hailou, Doudou sees many strange stars.
On one star, hurricanes blow all the year round, the rocks on the surface are severely eroded by wind, and the undulating landform forms a loop of wind.Every once in a while, the circulating wind blows, and the sand and rocks of the entire planet vibrate, playing a tacit concerto, the sound is ethereal, like the sound of heaven.
Another star, rich in some kind of metallic mineral that glows.This metallic substance tends to float on the surface in the form of tiny particles, which are extremely sensitive to changes in air flow caused by temperature.Therefore, if someone approaches, no matter how small the movement is, these small particles of metal will drift away with the wind like fireflies, which is jokingly called the symbol of "wealth" that is always elusive.
These stars are weird and interesting, which helps Doudou to understand and experience the wonderful life of the interstellar orcs, and also greatly enriches his own story material library.Go around and enjoy such a happy travel, but this kind of life can't last for a long time.Hailou repeatedly tried to postpone their return date, and the day to return to Morton Manor finally came.
Hailou sat in the sightseeing cabin with her arms in her arms, and drove towards home.
Hailou lowered his head, looked at Doudou's wrinkled and furry face, thinking that he didn't want to end the trip in such a sloppy way, and said apologetically, "It's still troublesome, in the future, when we stabilize, I will accompany you wherever you want to go." you go."
Unexpectedly, Doudou shook his head, let out a long breath suddenly, and said, "No, I was just thinking about the news I received from Peter just now."
"about what?"
"Peter reminded me that the preliminary round of the anchor wrestling competition is about to officially start, and we must prepare carefully."
"Calculating the time, it is indeed time." Hai Lou nodded slightly, and replied, "After the talent round is over, the official finalists will be screened by the first wave of popularity to determine the order of the rounds. Your entry number has been confirmed ?"
"I'm sure, I'm the nine hundred and ninety-ninth!" DouDou proudly said loudly, "The bottom one!"
Hailou paused when he heard the words, and didn't know what to say for a while. He couldn't help but sighed in his heart. The number of anchors participating in the wrestling competition is about [-] to [-]. With the capital and foundation of going around, they can still be ranked Counting down, the Reese family is too cautious in doing things.
In the wheel race system, players can challenge other players in the preliminary stage to gain extra points to advance. Players with higher points will naturally tend to give priority to challenging the disadvantaged players in the back row to harvest a wave of "free points".And the players in the back row became the target of public criticism. In order to continue to drop the already limited number of points, they had to bite the bullet and fight, often exhausted and very hard.
"Didn't Peter say to make your...well, emoticons into advertisements and put them on the central floating island group to expand the audience's voting base?"
"That's what I said, but Peter said that there are a lot of beasts who want to advertise recently, and the other beasts are too rich. He has been in-not joining the team, so he can only wait for two more days. Peter asked me to spend these two days by myself. Fight hard first, if it really doesn’t work, then bully others.”
After a moment of silence, Hailou pondered, "If necessary, I can..."
Before he finished speaking, he was rejected by the kitten justly.
"It doesn't matter, I heard that the first big competition in the preliminary round is a basic knowledge competition," Doudou said excitedly, "Thousands of anchors answered online at the same time, only multiple-choice questions, couldn't be easier, it is said that even cubs who have just learned to read can answer have to come up."
He shook his ears and lifted his haughty chin.
"For a smart kitty like me, the quiz competition is like a fish. There is absolutely no problem. Anyway, Peter has already spent a lot of star coins, so let's not waste star coins. We must always save money to live." Province."
Hailou was amused by DouDou's serious appearance, so he stopped insisting.
The basic knowledge competition is indeed the most superficial academic competition in the empire. Generally, this test form is only used when there are too many people in the audition and the knowledge threshold of the contestants is different.To a certain extent, the release of the basic knowledge competition is the organizer's way of presenting initial points, so that the players in the back row will not be too stretched in the next round of fighting.
Hailou casually encouraged Doudou with a few words, and said, "I believe you will have a very bright performance and scare them."
Hailou became a prophecy.
The new star anchor, Invincible Kitty, ranked 99th from the bottom. In the initial stage of the basic knowledge competition, his performance was extraordinary and shocked everyone.
On that day, the wind was calm and the sea was calm. Although it was dark and long winter outside the window, it could still be regarded as a beautiful day.DouDou wakes up early, comfortably uses the cat litter returned from the smuggled immigration, and finishes the convenience, and logs in with a happy mood.
When the competition officially started, DouDou sat on the virtual seat arranged by the system, frowned slightly, and seriously studied various topics across the screen.
History of the Star Beast Empire.
Definition of Mental Power.
Pheromone common sense.
……
Doudou glanced at the ten lines and finished browsing, his expression remained unchanged.
After 3 minutes, DouDou closed the page, rubbed his palms seriously, and then clicked Submit page solemnly.
After all, he - he doesn't know a single question, and he even doesn't understand some questions...
One of the most important student survival principles that Doudou learned during his short college career in cats is that, when faced with a test paper that is destined to fail, he must stop when he fails, so that he can spend the time that other cats rack their brains to torture themselves Eat small dried fish.
In this regard, DouDou set two records in this kind of competition in the empire: the earliest paper submission and the lowest score.
The author has something to say:
Doudou: This is the self-confidence of self-students, keep elegant
Of course, human friends who are facing exams must not learn from kittens, and don’t hand in papers in advance, no matter whether it will or not, the attitude of dying is still necessary (.
PS, the sun never sets or any other interstellar settings are fanciful hypotheses without scientific rationale, not science fiction content, please do not compare the reality
PPS, the previous chapter was revised because it was locked for a period of time (the hand that typed this word trembled slightly).Because the method of changing words does not work, all relevant content has been deleted. The general idea is Hailou rua kitten’s belly. I think the kitten’s belly is fluffy and soft, and it feels good. At the same time, I found that the little male cat also has a chest. Button mechanism, human shock.jpg.Gone.
After deleting these dozens of words, I added some content that has nothing to do with the plot (a strange little poem about cakes). If you have read the original text, you can skip it.In addition, I would like to emphasize again, because after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the paper cat will not have the first-class weird 404 organ-+official, if the relevant parts are involved in the following text, it will be written as an indescribable code name such as Poutou Maotou XX first class, not a typo ( Continue to tremble) Thank you for your tolerance!
Of course, real kittens have chest buttons, and so do male cats, two rows!Not a tumor, don't panic, don't pull hard (According to the human grapevine, the button of the kitten can serve as a soother for the kitten when necessary-) **&Mouth use (strange knowledge added.jpg
Hailou couldn't help laughing, and hugged the little fur ball tightly in his arms.
It takes one star hour from the shady hemisphere where the sun never sets to the sunny side.When the spaceship just arrived at the sunny side of the planet, the warm orange color slowly rose into the sky, and the light was dyeing the waves of the sea of clouds into gold bit by bit.
DouDou woke up in this golden sea of clouds.
After the little cat opened its eyes, it let out a dissatisfied meow, subconsciously grabbed Hailou's sleeve with its paws, and tried its best to arch towards the human's arms as if looking for a heat source.
Hailou gently took out the bag, pointed slightly in the direction of the sky, and said, "Look."
DouDou looked up following his gestures, and was so surprised that he completely forgot about getting up.
Above them, in the direction of the sky of the planet on which the sun never sets, hangs a huge round of "Tomorrow", occupying almost one-third of the sky.The sun here is completely different from the one seen on earth.The sunlight seems to be very moving, the orange color is so dense that it is almost bright red, and it looks warm and harmonious. However, when the light falls on the body, it seems to be filtered by the refrigerator, leaving only a trace of warmth.
Under the illumination of this huge red sun, the bottomless water vapor cloud sea was dyed into more or less deep or shallow golden waves.There is obviously only one main color, but it is unpredictable due to the ingenious overlapping of light and shadow, and it is not monotonous at all.
DouDou was dumbfounded and let out a meow in admiration.
As far as the eye can see, the end of the world is the Nine Heavens Milky Way Waterfall mentioned by Hailoukou.Flying and flowing straight down, you can't see the blue sky above, and you can't go down to the underworld. It is mighty and overwhelming.The waterfall formed by the condensation of clouds is also different from the water waterfall. It looks like a mighty wave, but in fact it is quiet and quiet. Even if it falls ten thousand meters, it will not bring the slightest sense of pressure.People drive spaceships to wander around, but there is a sense of nothingness without roots.The clouds rolled by, bringing a cat-like beauty that could resist the soul.
Such a magnificent and unique scene in front of me is something that little cat Doudou has never seen before.He stared quietly ahead, unable to speak for a long time.It wasn't until Hailou squeezed his paw that DouDou came to his senses.He raised his head, looked at Hailou's side face, and couldn't help sighing: "Our universe is really amazing."
When he was living in Maochun, Doudou thought he was one of the most well-informed kittens in the world.This sense of superiority and detachment is even greater after wandering alone in the cat-free interstellar world.Whether it is the part of him who is a kitten or the part of him that is an interstellar orc, he has regarded all the miracles that happened around him as another height that human beings should achieve, no matter how strange things are, no matter how rare opportunities In the end, it can only be turned into a "but so".
However, at this moment, DouDou and his human beings are immersed in an unknown corner of the universe, and are deeply shocked by the [-]-meter cloud sea waterfall in front of them.And such a majestic spectacle, in terms of the infinite universe itself, is just a speck of insignificant dust.
At this moment, DouDou deeply felt the human idiom he had learned: life is alive, the world is like a fly, a drop in the ocean.
The meaning of travel is to throw the little cat into the strange world, forcing him to escape from the same life, recognize himself, and then discover the unexpected beauty in life.
"I'm not a bug," DouDou said to Hailou, "I'm too small to be considered a bug, I'm not even dust, I'm just a tiny speck in this universe."
Compared with all things in the universe, intelligent individuals are almost the same as the smallest constituent unit of matter.Even if the entire intelligent population combined and tried their best, they could only make a faint insect cry before the flame of the race was extinguished, and then stopped abruptly, quickly submerged in eternal silence.For those human beings who hope to compete, this is probably the most disheartening fate.
Hearing that Doudou spoke so seriously, Hailou thought he was like those orcs who suffer from giant phobia, who tend to feel sentimental and sentimental when facing the macro scene, and was about to say something to comfort him, when he heard the little cat worrying about himself Continuing to say, "No wonder my cat life tutor always said that the kitten looks down to see the way forward, and looks up to—"
DouDou draws out his voice and buys a big pass.He tilted his head and glanced playfully at Hailou.After the human being cast a curious gaze as he wished, DouDou continued to speak slowly: "Looking up, of course, is to see the stars, the moon, and things that can make me happy. "
Hailou was obviously slightly surprised by this answer.He asked curiously, "How?"
"Because there are Tmalls and cats outside the sky, we will never know how vast and dangerous the outside world is. Every kitten has only four legs and can only walk one way at a time. It has to be too late to happen. Now I know that if you stand on the earth and look up, there is the sun "upward" from the moon, and there are stars "upward" from the sun, and there are countless stars "upper" The stars. If I stand on the stars and look at myself on the other side, what I can see must be a me that is even more insignificant than dust. But if I just look at myself from my own perspective, then what I see is the most beautiful person in the world. Lovely me, and a whole universe of possibilities."
"If I like the moon, I will look at the moon more; if I like the stars, then I will focus on the stars. The most lovely things in the world are free and free of charge. You only need to say a few words of praise, and you can get credit from the world. Existence In our hearts, this kind of mood is not scientific at all, and it is unreasonable."
"I think so," Doudou raised a furry paw, and said solemnly, "Even if I'm just a tiny speck of dust, I must be a very cute speck of dust. And you, as a kitten The human beings who took over are also the most precious dust in my eyes. These are just my decisions, and they are such rascals."
Doudou patted Hailou's wrist boldly.
"So don't be afraid, in the 'idealistic universe' drawn out by the kitten with its tail, you are the big, big sun that will never set."
The kitten raised its two front paws, then bent one of its hind legs, and randomly drew a large circle that was not very round.His hind legs kicked on Shanghai Lou's cheeks, barely pulling the human into his tail.
The little cat kicked his human with almost no effort, so he was confident that he would not hurt Hailou.Unexpectedly, it was under the influence of that unintentional foot that Hailou felt his spiritual power world suddenly revived, and the Lingtai suddenly became clear and clear.And the channel of spiritual power that had been unable to fully enter before seemed to be opened up in an instant, like the first stream of water coming out of a water pipe that had been in disrepair for a long time, rushing in unsuspectingly, nourishing the dry and chapped heart.
Hailou suddenly looked at DouDou.DouDou was taken aback by his sudden big movement, thinking that he had kicked a human being too hard, so he hurriedly wanted to get up from Hailou's embrace.However, Hailou's action of pressing Doudou just hugged the kitten more tightly into his arms.
"You too."
Hailou just said this simply, but after a moment of stunned DouDou quickly reacted to what the human beings had said, and was so excited that he flicked his tail like a propeller.
"I'm Little Sun!" DouDou proudly announced, "I'm your little sun, that's right! Look at my beautiful orange fur, what a beautiful color that belongs to the sun!"
Facing the gigantic orange sun, he raised his two front paws and shouted loudly: "I am the little sun——"
Although the boundless sea of clouds where the sun never sets and the stars is magnificent, the scenery is monotonous. Hailou and Doudou did not stay here for too long, and soon set off for the next stop.After Hailou discovered that the interstellar wonders seemed to be able to stimulate DouDou's ability to release mental power better than the energy of the ancient earth, he took DouDou interestingly to those inaccessible scenic spots.
Accompanied by Hailou, Doudou sees many strange stars.
On one star, hurricanes blow all the year round, the rocks on the surface are severely eroded by wind, and the undulating landform forms a loop of wind.Every once in a while, the circulating wind blows, and the sand and rocks of the entire planet vibrate, playing a tacit concerto, the sound is ethereal, like the sound of heaven.
Another star, rich in some kind of metallic mineral that glows.This metallic substance tends to float on the surface in the form of tiny particles, which are extremely sensitive to changes in air flow caused by temperature.Therefore, if someone approaches, no matter how small the movement is, these small particles of metal will drift away with the wind like fireflies, which is jokingly called the symbol of "wealth" that is always elusive.
These stars are weird and interesting, which helps Doudou to understand and experience the wonderful life of the interstellar orcs, and also greatly enriches his own story material library.Go around and enjoy such a happy travel, but this kind of life can't last for a long time.Hailou repeatedly tried to postpone their return date, and the day to return to Morton Manor finally came.
Hailou sat in the sightseeing cabin with her arms in her arms, and drove towards home.
Hailou lowered his head, looked at Doudou's wrinkled and furry face, thinking that he didn't want to end the trip in such a sloppy way, and said apologetically, "It's still troublesome, in the future, when we stabilize, I will accompany you wherever you want to go." you go."
Unexpectedly, Doudou shook his head, let out a long breath suddenly, and said, "No, I was just thinking about the news I received from Peter just now."
"about what?"
"Peter reminded me that the preliminary round of the anchor wrestling competition is about to officially start, and we must prepare carefully."
"Calculating the time, it is indeed time." Hai Lou nodded slightly, and replied, "After the talent round is over, the official finalists will be screened by the first wave of popularity to determine the order of the rounds. Your entry number has been confirmed ?"
"I'm sure, I'm the nine hundred and ninety-ninth!" DouDou proudly said loudly, "The bottom one!"
Hailou paused when he heard the words, and didn't know what to say for a while. He couldn't help but sighed in his heart. The number of anchors participating in the wrestling competition is about [-] to [-]. With the capital and foundation of going around, they can still be ranked Counting down, the Reese family is too cautious in doing things.
In the wheel race system, players can challenge other players in the preliminary stage to gain extra points to advance. Players with higher points will naturally tend to give priority to challenging the disadvantaged players in the back row to harvest a wave of "free points".And the players in the back row became the target of public criticism. In order to continue to drop the already limited number of points, they had to bite the bullet and fight, often exhausted and very hard.
"Didn't Peter say to make your...well, emoticons into advertisements and put them on the central floating island group to expand the audience's voting base?"
"That's what I said, but Peter said that there are a lot of beasts who want to advertise recently, and the other beasts are too rich. He has been in-not joining the team, so he can only wait for two more days. Peter asked me to spend these two days by myself. Fight hard first, if it really doesn’t work, then bully others.”
After a moment of silence, Hailou pondered, "If necessary, I can..."
Before he finished speaking, he was rejected by the kitten justly.
"It doesn't matter, I heard that the first big competition in the preliminary round is a basic knowledge competition," Doudou said excitedly, "Thousands of anchors answered online at the same time, only multiple-choice questions, couldn't be easier, it is said that even cubs who have just learned to read can answer have to come up."
He shook his ears and lifted his haughty chin.
"For a smart kitty like me, the quiz competition is like a fish. There is absolutely no problem. Anyway, Peter has already spent a lot of star coins, so let's not waste star coins. We must always save money to live." Province."
Hailou was amused by DouDou's serious appearance, so he stopped insisting.
The basic knowledge competition is indeed the most superficial academic competition in the empire. Generally, this test form is only used when there are too many people in the audition and the knowledge threshold of the contestants is different.To a certain extent, the release of the basic knowledge competition is the organizer's way of presenting initial points, so that the players in the back row will not be too stretched in the next round of fighting.
Hailou casually encouraged Doudou with a few words, and said, "I believe you will have a very bright performance and scare them."
Hailou became a prophecy.
The new star anchor, Invincible Kitty, ranked 99th from the bottom. In the initial stage of the basic knowledge competition, his performance was extraordinary and shocked everyone.
On that day, the wind was calm and the sea was calm. Although it was dark and long winter outside the window, it could still be regarded as a beautiful day.DouDou wakes up early, comfortably uses the cat litter returned from the smuggled immigration, and finishes the convenience, and logs in with a happy mood.
When the competition officially started, DouDou sat on the virtual seat arranged by the system, frowned slightly, and seriously studied various topics across the screen.
History of the Star Beast Empire.
Definition of Mental Power.
Pheromone common sense.
……
Doudou glanced at the ten lines and finished browsing, his expression remained unchanged.
After 3 minutes, DouDou closed the page, rubbed his palms seriously, and then clicked Submit page solemnly.
After all, he - he doesn't know a single question, and he even doesn't understand some questions...
One of the most important student survival principles that Doudou learned during his short college career in cats is that, when faced with a test paper that is destined to fail, he must stop when he fails, so that he can spend the time that other cats rack their brains to torture themselves Eat small dried fish.
In this regard, DouDou set two records in this kind of competition in the empire: the earliest paper submission and the lowest score.
The author has something to say:
Doudou: This is the self-confidence of self-students, keep elegant
Of course, human friends who are facing exams must not learn from kittens, and don’t hand in papers in advance, no matter whether it will or not, the attitude of dying is still necessary (.
PS, the sun never sets or any other interstellar settings are fanciful hypotheses without scientific rationale, not science fiction content, please do not compare the reality
PPS, the previous chapter was revised because it was locked for a period of time (the hand that typed this word trembled slightly).Because the method of changing words does not work, all relevant content has been deleted. The general idea is Hailou rua kitten’s belly. I think the kitten’s belly is fluffy and soft, and it feels good. At the same time, I found that the little male cat also has a chest. Button mechanism, human shock.jpg.Gone.
After deleting these dozens of words, I added some content that has nothing to do with the plot (a strange little poem about cakes). If you have read the original text, you can skip it.In addition, I would like to emphasize again, because after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the paper cat will not have the first-class weird 404 organ-+official, if the relevant parts are involved in the following text, it will be written as an indescribable code name such as Poutou Maotou XX first class, not a typo ( Continue to tremble) Thank you for your tolerance!
Of course, real kittens have chest buttons, and so do male cats, two rows!Not a tumor, don't panic, don't pull hard (According to the human grapevine, the button of the kitten can serve as a soother for the kitten when necessary-) **&Mouth use (strange knowledge added.jpg
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