The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

In confrontation matches, it is not uncommon for players on both sides to pull banners, but usually it is mainly about cheering and cheering. Few people will blatantly provoke opponents, especially in the situation of weak against strong. After all, it is not wise to stand up the enemy .

Obviously, such a rare and straightforward banner as "Aoao begging for mercy" still attracted the attention of many passers-by.Many people appeared out of thin air under the stage, curiously asking about the content of today's match.All of a sudden, Wuyang Wuyang under the stage was full of animal heads, so crowded that it almost looked like a mold.

Looking at the animal head data beating in the system, DouDou feels for the first time that "the scene in the star network is indeed a data synthesis rather than real", because in reality there will definitely not be a big enough stage studio to accommodate so many beasts head.

When Peter arrived after hearing the news, he saw the unheard-of hate banner that Husky spent a huge amount of money to build, and almost fell to the ground fainting with his eyes darkened.

Peter hurriedly found Picking Claw Doudou who was waiting, and suggested worriedly: "Master, should you let him remove the banner? This is too arrogant."

Peter's face was full of tension, his tail was as stiff as a long and thin biscuit, and the black tail at the end trembled slightly, like a frightened wheat ear.

"I think it's not bad," Dou Dou slowly spat out the dried fish in his mouth, "It's not bad, after all, arrogant is the second name of the kitten!"

Doudou puffed his cheeks and chewed for a while, raised a paw and nodded in the air, and said: "If I have to pick one thing that I'm not satisfied with, it's that I like to use 'meow meow begging for mercy' instead of 'owow Beg for mercy', you know, it's not as good as meowing."

Peter glanced at Doudou, shook his head knowingly, and said with a helpless smile, "Well, the question I asked was really a silly one. I should have known the young master's nature long ago."

Doudou covered her mouth and snickered for a while, then picked out a complete snow-white fish skeleton from her mouth, spit it out, and disappeared soon after.

DouDou suddenly let out a deep sigh, and sighed in a strange tone: "It's really strange, it's just a small dried fish forged with the data in my head, but it's so real that it can deceive my mouth and Can fool my head. Even if I know it's fake, I still can't help eating it all."

Peter seldom saw such a deep-faced Dou Dou, so he couldn't help feeling a little flustered, and asked cautiously, "Master, what are you thinking?"

"It's nothing," Doudou shook his head, and said in a mature tone that didn't fit the image of a kitten, "It's just that at some strange moments, I suddenly felt something in my heart. Maybe it's because I realized that my life is getting worse and worse. It’s true, it’s completely different from my previous life, but it’s also a life that I have to live seriously.”

Peter didn't understand the deep meaning of Doudou's words, and he still couldn't help getting goose bumps all over his body. Just when he wanted to say something to enlighten Doudou, he heard the little cat talking and laughing.

"There's nothing wrong with that," Doudou said optimistically, "Did you see the fish bone just now? If it was a real small dried fish that I gnawed before, there wouldn't be such a complete skeleton that can be pulled out, but Because I really like the feeling of spitting out bones, I specifically let the system do it for me. It’s great, isn’t it, I can generate whatever I want, how fun.”

The most important thing is that at this end of the Rainbow Bridge, DouDou has the opportunity to spend his whole life with his human beings.

Seeing this, Peter couldn't help laughing.

"Yes, great." He agreed.

"To have such a life, I really am a super lucky kitty. No matter what kind of fairy lives in the sky, he/she must like me very much."

DouDou raised his palm, patted his own lips lightly, and then sent a playful air kiss towards the sky.

"Thank you, I like you very much too." Doudou tilted his head and said crisply.

He withdrew his paws, clasped his two front paws together in prayer, and muttered: "Of course, if you can protect my human beings from depriving me of my meat rations, I will like you even more."

Peter was amused by Doudou's strange and cute behavior.He comforted: "Master, don't worry too much. The competition at this stage is very simple, because there are no professional judges involved, and the result largely depends on the votes of the audience. If your fan base was not enough before, I still have enough I'm a bit worried about the score, but the popularity of your live broadcast room has soared due to the launch of the Weeping Mao Maotou commercial video in the past few days, which is already enough to resist the challenge of the average anchor, so there must be no problem!"

"Of course I know it's okay," Dou Dou handsomely shook his head, lazily raised his paw and rested his chin, and said, "Who can resist the invincible charm of a kitten?"

When the claw is waiting, its silent image will be projected on the system screen, and every move of Doudou will be under the spotlight, causing countless beasts to exclaim how cute they are.

——Is this yellow fluffy cat the head of our cat? It’s the first time I saw a real person. It’s so cute. It’s so soft and small.

——Hahaha What kind of adjective is Huang Pupu? Don't mention it in front of Teacher Maomao.He likes the cute orange cat we call him.

——This cheek-holding action is so cool to me!

——The posture of the girl praying just now is also super vivid!

——Huh, acting so weak, but using such a violent slogan, is very disrespectful to the opponent, I feel like a guy with a superficial appearance.

——Don’t talk nonsense, okay, the banners are pulled by fans, if you have the ability, you can reason with them.Look, it's that strange pink creature over there, don't be cowardly, go!

——I unilaterally announce that Mr. Maomao has won the match by virtue of his outstanding appearance, Chi Chi Chi Chi!

——It's too arrogant, do you know who the other party is? You start to celebrate the victory, it's too arrogant.

— That is, Medora fans expressed strong dissatisfaction.

……

Doudou and Peter were very optimistic about the results of the first singles match, but things didn't go as smoothly as they thought.Just as some beasts predicted, the anchor "Medora who is not afraid of gamma-ray bursts" is not a casual little character.

Although the name Medora is soft and beautiful, she is an Omega male.He was in his early twenties, and it was only in the past two years that he became a sleep aid anchor. The year before last, he achieved great success because of his wonderful singing voice in the wrestling competition. With tens of millions of fans.

It's just that for some reason, since last year, Medora's operations have been very low-key, with very little online time, and gradually faded out of the audience's sight.Unexpectedly, in the new season of this year, he suddenly came out, did not hesitate to lower his qualifications, participated in the wrestling competition as a whiteboard player, and even took the initiative to challenge the rookies, working extremely hard, which surprised his fans.

Although it has been retired for a long time, Medora's appeal is still there, and she quickly established a world in the novice area.In today's battle, Medora came late and showed up just now, which aroused huge support from fans in the audience, giving DouDou a disarm.

"It's broken, it turned out to be him."

As Doudou's little assistant, Peter sat on the lower seat, staring at him, his expression slightly changed.He leaned close to DouDou, whispered in his ear, "This Medora is quite powerful. I used to pay attention to him, but I didn't expect him to come this year."

"That's it." DouDou nodded slightly and asked, "Then can I beat him?"

After pondering for a moment, Peter replied: "I didn't collect information about Midora's performance this year, so I don't think she's too strong. Don't worry, young master, just fight normally. The most powerful thing about Midora is his voice, which is sweet and attractive. It has a strong spiritual power to appease."

DouDou followed Peter's line of sight to look intently, and saw an outstanding-looking purple-haired Omega sitting on the opposite paw.He has a pair of extremely exaggerated long and wide ears on top of his head, and a big fluffy light brown tail is placed behind him.His face is petite and delicate, with an indescribable charm between his eyebrows and eyes. When he smiles, his eyes will narrow into two curved arcs, and when he looks at people seriously, they will turn into a pair of innocent almond eyes. memorable.

Scratching his ears, he always felt that Medora looked familiar, but he couldn't tell for a while.

Just when Doudou was in a daze, Midola greeted him actively: "I know you, you are a cat expression pack, right? I like you very much. I hope we can improve together in the exchange of skills."

His smile is as sweet and alluring as his looks.

Doudou heard the words, but shook his head in confusion, and said frankly: "Since you like me, why do you want to fight with me?"

Medora was choked, almost unable to recover.His brows were slightly furrowed and his eyes fluttered, apparently considering his words.

However, Midola was about to respond when Doudou interrupted again: "Forget it, don't talk, we don't have anything to talk about anyway, let's start the game."

After that, DouDou quickly waved his paws, banged on the countertop, and urged the system: "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, so I can go to eat supper."

Midora was robbed one after another, her face was hesitant, and she didn't say a word.The onlookers in the audience also whispered and discussed without any scruples.

——This invincible cat's fluffy tone is so big, what's the origin, I'm the first one to see someone so rudely refute Midora face to face, after all, Midora's appearance is not in the star network Those who are worthy of the title will not be able to express their anger in front of a beautiful face.

——What do you mean, Medora looks good-looking, isn't our teacher Mao Mao not good-looking!ah!

——Wait, although I am also a loyal fan of Teacher Maomao, I have no confidence in this sentence. After all, we have never seen the original appearance of Teacher Maomao, have we?

——When you said that, I suddenly realized that something was wrong. Speaking of which, why doesn’t Mr. Mao Mao never turn into a human to meet us?

——Why else, he is an ugly monster, hehe, don't be a monster if you are ugly, it will only increase the joke.

——Medora's fans are as mean as I am. What Teacher Maomao said is indeed true.

——I am not a fan of any side, but I have one thing to say, I like the fluffy attitude, frank and direct, very domineering, looks very powerful, I bet, everyone can do whatever they want.

——I follow too.Originally wrestling is a game where the strongest is king, there is no need for yin and yang monsters with weak qi and submissiveness, it is not worth watching and wasting each other's time.If you want me to say that Omega is troublesome, it would have been a round of fighting in the arena of warriors with this skill.

——Tsk tsk tsk, the current star network environment is really getting more and more smoky, and this kind of stinking orc full of sexism has the nerve to speak in public. Your face is too big, you must be in the late stage of mania.

——Don't make noise, don't make personal attacks and curses, rational passers-by are here to speak.Everyone knows that Midola was born in the army. That Mr. Maomao has never been found before, and he is not famous, but he can buy the popular advertising space of Star Network. , It must be either rich or expensive and did not run away.You think you are watching two little-known anchors fighting in the back row, but in fact, they are gods fighting, so worry about it.

——That is, the game of the nobility is the game of power, and I wait for ordinary people to join in the fun, don't take it too seriously.

……

The audience in the audience was arguing vigorously, and the atmosphere on the stage gradually became tense.Medora at the other end probably saw that Doudou didn't know what to do, so she let go of the burden of being friendly and gentle.He raised his head and pouted, squinting around, with a haughty look of being defiant and ignoring his opponents at all.

"It's not speculative, we don't waste time, let's start now," Midola said with a smile, "I feel that you are younger than me, so I will let you take a step and let you choose the topic, why? Sample?"

DouDou ignored the childish provocation of the claw, and just buried himself in patting on his virtual screen.In fact, there was no Medora in the kitten's busy sight.

"So, I remember that I have to choose a topic here, so that's all right?"

Doudou only started to make up for the detailed rules of the anchor wrestling competition under Peter's ear-piercing orders in recent days. Pull Peter to confirm.

In the wheel battle, the system issues a question bank, and the contestants blindly select one of them to answer, and finally the validity of the contestants' answers is double-confirmed by the system and the audience.Although it is answered according to the questions, the content of the questions is not limited to verbal explanations, and more often it is a practical challenge, that is, the contestants complete a challenge related to mental comfort according to the system's instructions.At this stage, practical challenges are usually not difficult.

The topic is chosen at random, it's all about luck.Therefore, Medora's act of asking Doudou to choose the topic just now seemed generous and upright, but in fact, she did not give up any substantial benefits, it was just a verbal favor.

Peter shook his big ear, showing disdain towards the "relative" with the big ear on the opposite side.

Going around is ignorant.After getting an affirmative reply from Peter, he happily picked a symbol that looked like a small dried fish, and tapped the confirmation button.

[System] The first-level practical challenge of the anchor wrestling competition: positive associations about "accompanying".

The so-called positive association is a process of psychological suggestion, that is, when thinking about something in the mind, only positive guiding imagination is used to construct the understanding and expectation of the thing.Put it in the world of spiritual power therapy, that is, the sleep aid anchor helps the orcs complete the positive superficial immersion process through sound and other auxiliary tools.

In single-player contests, this type of practical project is often limited to the audience present as the operation object, and the two anchors will alternately conduct positive association guidance, and the system will measure the increase or decrease of the orc's mental power during the process of immersion, and the Viewers give subjective judgments.Since the system can only judge the approximate positive and negative floating range during the measurement process, and cannot be accurate to a certain value, the final judgment is mainly based on the subjective feelings of the orcs.

This topic is good!Peter secretly gave Doudou a thumbs up.Now he has full confidence in DouDou.The positive connection only needs to establish a short-term superficial psychic connection, not for the purpose of real sleep aid, and the mental power consumption of the anchor is very small. In terms of the level of ability shown before Dou Dou, even if it guides the orc to go forward at the same time, it is estimated It won't be too much of a problem.

DouDou has never personally practiced the so-called positive association operation, but he is equally confident.

"Although I'm not very clear about what you're talking about," Doudou said with his claws in his hands, "but I think with the strength of my little genius, Mao Mao, there must be no problem. Positive association means that I have to think more about good things, and I can't think about them." It’s a bad thing, it’s too simple.”

Not long after, the confrontation game officially kicked off.

Medora smiled and said to Doudou: "Since I asked you to choose the topic just now, I will do the challenge first, and you should rest first. Teacher Invincible should have no objection?"

shameless!Peter gritted his teeth and muttered, everyone knows that the orcs are more sensitive and more likely to enter the state of trance when they are unsuspecting and using spiritual guidance. He also talked about how generous he is.

DouDou didn’t take it seriously, nodded casually, and said nonchalantly, “You can do whatever you want. But don’t forget that these are all chosen by you. If you lose, don’t cry at me. My fluffy Precious, don't get your snot on it."

After that, he wrinkled his nose, winked his eyebrows and made a funny face, which made the audience roar with laughter, and Medora's face turned black with anger.

However, Medora is worthy of being a well-known sleep aid anchor who was once very popular, and she quickly adjusted her mood and put on a professional and warm face.The medium through which Medora manipulates the connection of spiritual power is his own unique voice, which is gentle, sweet, and highly contagious, and can make everyone present feel like a spring breeze.

"Thank you for coming to my live broadcast room. Today I want to share my understanding of 'companionship' with my dear friends."

"The sound is not bad."

Doudou muttered softly, took out the milk ball from the system warehouse, threw it into his mouth and started sucking.Two milk balls, one on each side, squeezed the kitten's cheeks, like a little hamster collecting food for the winter, sweet and delicious.

Medora always felt that Doudou's careless behavior, even eating snacks leisurely, was a provocation and insult to him, even if it only appeared in the corner of his eyes, it would be an eyesore, so even if he was in the live broadcast Still couldn't help but stare at DouDou several times.

Medora was not the only one who attracted attention, many people in the beast audience also failed to immerse themselves in Medora's charming voice, but were instead robbed of their attention.

——This bulging cheek, I really want to poke it, and poke it again.

——Hahaha, be careful Mr. Maomao scratches you.I don't know why, Mr. Maomao is just such a small fluffy one, it looks very easy to knock down, but I always feel that he is not easy to mess with.

——What is that, it looks delicious.

—Looks like candy?

——Ah, I want to eat too, but I don't like candy at all!

——Does such a cute plush really exist?Now I am so afraid that the real body of the cat cat anchor is actually a rough guy like a giant elephant. The skin of the feet he dug off is as thick as the rock layer of the stone floating island, and the dung pile he pulls out is as high as a hill. Pretending to be an invincible and cute plush to deceive the sincerity of a simple boy like me, woo woo woo, I'm so scared, the happier I am at the moment, the more disturbed I feel.

——The macho elephant feels that he has been humiliated for no reason... I solemnly protest here, I am not rough!Well, I'm a little rough, but just a little!Of course, it is far from being as soft and cute as the cat anchor, ahhh, I am so sad!I also want a squishy animal shape!

—You hunks just cry, but I'm different.I just decisively ordered the same virtual candy in the mall, and it is not much cheaper than natural things. Alas, falling in love with a host is really a hobby that burns money.

……

Seeing this, Medora secretly thought that it was not good, so she quickly stabilized her mind and continued to speak.It's just that after his thoughts were interrupted, his speech speed slowed down, his speech became stumbling, and the soothing effect of mental power produced by language was greatly weakened.Medora was anxious, and in order to clear his mind, he repeated a sentence repeatedly, but the situation became worse, and even a few fiery orcs in the audience clearly expressed their dissatisfaction.

Ideally, the more orcs in the audience who can feel the influence of the anchor's spiritual power, the more significant the influence, the more successful the anchor's operation is.However, because the results of the competition largely depend on the subjective evaluation of the orcs, there are many uncertain factors, and the degree of love the orcs have for the anchor will also cause cognitive bias to them psychologically.If the strength of the two sides is equal, the records are almost the same, and it may not be able to reflect the real result of the battle.Generally speaking, the anchor with more fans has a greater advantage in winning.This is also an important reason why Peter was worried that Doudou would lose in the wheel match due to insufficient fan base.

Midora's fan base is not bad, which is why he has been very confident before.However, at this moment, the belief in winning is gradually disintegrating, and Midora knows that if he doesn't make some ruthless moves, the game will be suspended.

Thinking of this, Midora took a deep breath, changed the topic, and mentioned his human fiancé.

"I don't know if you, like me, have ever dreamed of having your own human beings? I believe that our orcs' wishes are the same. After I was lucky enough to have my own human race, I realized more deeply the companionship. Happiness. I would like to invite everyone to join me and feel the wonderful taste of it."

Medora's question resonated strongly among the orcs in the audience.People always have an instinctive curiosity and longing for rare items, and orcs are no exception.In the distant ancient earth period, I am afraid that no one would have expected that after the human fire was forced to become a cosmic refugee, the orcs who manifested the animal form of the once endangered species became the majority, while the purebred human race was ranked among the most precious creatures. Ranked first, known as the treasure of the empire.

Compared with the orcs who were strong and strong, and the beast shape was even more burly, the human race looked extra slender and thin.They don't have the shape of a beast, and they always look bare and pitiful no matter when and where, which makes people feel pitiful.The human race's weapon is their mind.They are often calm and intelligent, with vigorous spiritual power, full of natural power, and it makes people happy to look at them.

May I ask, which beast has not dreamed of the dream of having a human in each hand?

It's a pity that the human race is too precious, let alone one hand, many orcs on the fringe floating islands may never see a fresh human race in their entire lives.

Just like the growing pains will bring about the growth of knowledge and experience, most of the non-noble orcs have realized early on that it is impossible for them to really have a human partner.Since you can't get it, you can also comfort yourself by sucking those human treasures on the star network.

However, the most annoying thing is the current one. I can't get it myself, but I have to face the ostentation of the vested interests.What's even worse is that not only are they unable to refuse, they even—they can't help pricking up their gossip ears, wanting Yun to suck up some human treasures.

Woohoo, this bleak animal life.

From Doudou's point of view, although what Medora did was a positive association guide about human partners, his core was purely showing off, and it was a show off without skills, which made Doudou sneer.

Doudou suppressed his inner dissatisfaction, and endured under Peter's consolation until the time was up to challenge the paws, he couldn't wait to jump up and shouted: "You are so annoying, what's there to show off, you have human beings, don't you? No! Hmph, my human being is the best in the entire universe, and it is twice as good as your human being "there are countless stars in the sky."

There was an uproar in the audience.When the orcs heard Dou Dou's first words, they were still nodding secretly, thinking that they are worthy of being the empathetic cat and cat anchor, who dare to speak out the hearts of the people so blatantly, well done!However, the more I listened to it later, the more I felt something was wrong. What is "my human race is the best in the universe", this, this, is this a competition for the advantages of "my human race"?

Sure enough, I could only hear Sebaba clapping his paws and counting: "My human, hum, I don't know how much I like me. And he is very capable, he will use many, many pillows to build me a cat Cat Castle, he will hold me in his arms and touch me, he will tell me stories about catching stars, he..."

Medora's face was sullen, and regardless of the assistant's obstruction, she said loudly: "What nonsense are you talking about! The human race is the jewel of the empire, how can you be so overqualified and useless to do trivial things like you! It's a waste, Violence!"

Hearing the rumors, he became even more proud.He raised his tail high, patrolling back and forth like a peacock with its tail open, looking down upon its paws.

"If you can't get grapes, say sour, oh, I understand, you're a fox, aren't you!"

Doudou's eyeballs rolled around, blissful to his heart, revealing a sly smile.

"It turned out to be a stinky fox with big ears, meow. Presumably you and your humans are not very close, so you don't know the real beauty of humans. You are the kind of idiot who picked up a diamond and scratched someone's glass in the legend—" — No, I took it for granted. Your human is naturally inferior to mine, so it can’t be a diamond, but a glass marble at most. Hey, in that case, I can’t really blame you. That’s the case , for the sake of your pity, I will try my best to introduce more of my human beings to you."

Dou Dou shook his head, paced up and down, immersed in his beautiful feelings for Hailou.

"My humans and I are the best in the world. He will make me a cute little cardboard box with his own hands, and the big cardboard box will hold a small me. My humans will accompany me to see the sea of ​​clouds and the waterfall where the sun never sets. .My human will put me on his shoulders, reluctant to walk hard by myself. My human will collect the most delicious meat in the world and put it in front of me, for fear that I will not eat enough..."

etc--

The expressions on the faces of the orcs in the audience became more and more strange.

Isn't today's theme showing off the wealth of the human race? Why did the painting style suddenly change to list the advantages of the human race?In other words, there are many advantages of the human race, and everyone knows it, but who can tell me why the human race of Mr. Mao Mao sounds so gentle and affectionate!Does this kind of human race really exist?Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Hehe, I understand, the so-called positive association is actually the anchor's unilateral show of affection.

Cut, the ruthless aristocracy.

"My human beings are so beautiful, like the first flowers blooming in the garden in spring, like every wave singing in the vast ocean, and like a summer rain that is neither light nor heavy, neither early nor late .He's a dream that doesn't need to wake up..."

DouDou was talking, amused by the vivid memories in his mind, he couldn't help giggling, immersing himself in his own small world.

The restless beasts gradually quieted down.

Their breath melted into a soft grunt.

The author has something to say:

DouDou: Is there anyone who hasn’t heard the story of me and my human being being the best in the world?Hurry up and move the small bench and sit down, I'm going to talk

Beasts: Overwhelmed by dog ​​food, at a loss

Time for the useless little cheese: The opposite paw is the fennec fox, that is, the little fox with the big ears of the Internet celebrity, the little big guy who tricked the popsicles into the animal city, and there are also rumors that the fennec fox is not provided in China (don’t think about it if it is not provided in China. Suck it), ear guo should be a word, read guo, which means big ears, but it can't be typed.Its specialty is that it can dig pits and holes, and it is one of the smallest canines in the world.This small animal with big ears generally uses its ears to dissipate heat, so it can be speculated that it is an elf living in arid desert areas.I mentioned another small animal with big ears, which also lives in the desert. Do you remember who it is?That's right, it's the original shape of Peter Mouse, the long-eared jerboa! (What's going on with this sudden spring tone?

Of course, in terms of ear ratio, the ear guo fox still can't beat the long-eared jerboa.The long-eared jerboa is only the size of an elephant's earwax (. but the ears take up almost two-thirds of the body, so Peter still wins, yeah

(Peter: Not very happy, thanks.)

In addition, the real ear guo fox is about the same size as a kitten, but here is interstellar, so the mutated little fox will be many times bigger, no matter how fat you go around, you will not be fatter than Biehu (no.

PS: Recently, because I always want to step on the zero-point update, but if the time is up and the chapter point is not reached, I will release a part in advance, and then I will release a part of the update after the modification is complete. If you find that the number of words has increased, don’t forget to look back.Let me say in advance that Doudou loves you in case you are scolded (..

In addition, I don’t know why recently, I’ve always been sued by high-level judges. Occasionally, there may be cases where I can’t see it. After I wrestle with the reviewer, it will usually be released. Don’t worry if I can’t see it for a while (although I don’t know why the kitty Will be suo, maybe because Doudou looks too orange (huang)

Doudou: I am a serious cat, I warn you not to talk nonsense