The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]
Chapter 65 Lemon Extract Meow Meow Meow
Dou Dou exited the ring, dragged Peter out of the dialogue box, circled him several times, and asked triumphantly with his tail shaking: "How about it, Peter? Was I super brave just now? Is that stinky fox with big ears meowing from my beating?"
Peter couldn't help laughing when he heard the words, but his mood was slightly complicated.He glanced down at the summary data provided by the system, and said to Doudou: "How to say, from the perspective of audience support, we are indeed completely defeated by the opponent, and many orcs have given 100% super high scores. This kind of The results are rare in the history of wrestling and deserve recognition."
Hearing the words, Doudou raised his tail even higher, and made a chattering sound in his mouth.After a while, the little cat calmed down, walked up to Peter, and sat down.
He deliberately said with a straight face: "If you want to praise me, just say it. Of course, you don't need to exaggerate. Just tell the truth. I'm already a mature kitten, and I can fully bear it."
After that, DouDou raised a white paw, and began to lick and groom himself slowly, but his ears were erected high, and he focused on receiving the signal from Peter.
Peter knew it in his heart, and naturally followed Dou Dou's intentions, and unreservedly praised the charm of the young genius Dou Dou.
In the end, Peter paused and said hesitantly, "It's just that there is one more situation we need to pay attention to..."
DouDou was still immersed in the wonderful state of self-praise, and didn't care about the change in Peter's tone, and just responded perfunctorily when he heard the words.
"After the match, the organizing committee sent us a message warning us that we were suspected of 'violating the dignity of others' and asked us to strictly restrain ourselves during the follow-up match and not to act aggressively again, otherwise the organizing committee will notify The Ethics Committee is investigating."
Doudou tilted his head and asked puzzledly, "What does it mean to violate the dignity of others?"
"It means that it hurts the self-esteem of other orcs, causing them to fluctuate mentally. If the circumstances are serious, it may cause a series of physical and mental problems."
"Oh," Doudou frowned, thought for a moment, and asked again, "Who said these words?"
"It should be that some orcs complained that during the competition, our anchors used unknown means to attack and hurt their self-esteem, which made them feel depressed, lose confidence in themselves, and find it difficult to devote themselves to normal work and life..."
Doudou was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "But how did you say that? I didn't bully them. I didn't even say a bad word."
Peter patiently explained: "Spiritual power is a very broad concept that is difficult to define in detail. It will be affected by many factors, including the orc's perception of self. Self-esteem is a kind of self-perception. Some orcs are naturally sensitive and very sensitive. It is easy to be interfered by external speech, forcing self-perception to deviate, thus affecting their mental state."
DouDou interjected: "But how can there be beasts that are completely free from the influence of others? Don't they usually talk to others?"
Peter nodded and said: "That's true. In daily life, a completely safe language environment does not exist, and orcs will be more or less influenced by others. It's just that, as a special ability holder, the sleep aid anchor, in the When facing the audience, the identity is a server and a guide. According to the professional ethics of the anchor, the anchor is not allowed to interfere with the spiritual cultivation of orcs by attacking their self-perception. If someone complains, the circumstances are serious or there is clear evidence, the Ethics Committee will intervene in the investigation.”
After listening to it, Doudou felt even more incredible, and said puzzledly: "But I thought about it carefully, and it seems that I didn't say anything particularly excessive. How could I hurt others? I don't understand."
Peter cautiously reminded: "When you mentioned Young Marshal Hailou, um... inadvertently, maybe the words were too... blunt? All in all, beating by a partner is a relatively common violation of dignity."
DouDou was dumbfounded.
"I have to say that when I was listening to you, young master, I also had a very bad mood. I always felt sour in my heart, and suddenly lost confidence and interest in my life, just like I was dissatisfied with my own living conditions. The emotions are instantly magnified." Peter blushed and said embarrassingly, "However, this emotion disappeared quickly. Generally speaking, what I felt was the guidance of spiritual power in a positive sense, and I felt comfortable. Full of hope. It can only be said that the power of the young master is too strong, and it can easily affect our mental state."
After thinking about it for a while, Doudou finally understood.
"Oh, I see, they must have suffered from lemon essence, right?"
"Lemon essence?"
Shaking his little head frantically, the old god sighed on the ground, "Hey, what's the matter with you beasts, why are your hearts so fragile. If you lived on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, you would usually If you surf the Internet, I'm afraid you will be pissed off by others long ago."
Peter didn't understand Doudou's emotion, so he had to follow Doudou's meaning and say a few words of comfort.
"Master, you don't have to worry too much," Peter said, "This kind of situation is very rare, and ordinary orcs don't feel uncomfortable and want to complain. Didn't the young master have encountered so many live broadcasts of sleep aids before?" ?This incident can be regarded as a warning to us. With the deepening of the competition, the young master's ranking will continue to rise, and there will always be some villains who like to take advantage of loopholes, and will use various rules to attack opponents. This situation is not your fault."
"Oh, that's fine. Huh, what a nuisance, I think it's a serious violation of my dignity for them to complain about me like this. Don't let me catch whoever is talking bad about me, or I'll have to scratch him."
DouDou puffed out his cheeks angrily, rebelling against the generals with a clever use of his skills.
"In addition," Peter thought for a while, and added, "Young master should also consciously adjust his thinking in the future. When guiding spiritual power, the main body should be the object of force, instead of just focusing on your own spiritual power world. "
"Oh, I see."
Doudou drooped his head, listlessly listening to Peter's chatter for a while, and the joy and complacency brought about by the victory in the competition disappeared instantly.He thought to himself, he must let Hailou comfort his wounded cat heart soon.
While Doudou was thinking about how to cheat his human beings, his message box was beating with new email notifications.Dou Dou opened the letter for no apparent reason and found that it was a mail from Midora.
Medora sent a short video.In the video, Midora removes the virtual decorations, and a real person with no makeup appears on the scene, white and beautiful, even more beautiful than the little fox seen in the ring.It's just that the words spoken by such a beautiful little fox are not so pleasing to the cat.
Medora first pretended to congratulate Doudou on his victory, and wished him that he could go to the end of the wrestling match.Then, with a fox-like standard smirk, he invited Doudou and Doudou human beings to have the opportunity to participate in a multi-person date together in the future.
—Since you describe your humans so well, I'd be very interested to meet you.In addition, I am also very curious about Teacher Invincible's human form. They told me that you never show your human form in front of others, as if you are hiding some secret.If I am lucky enough to see it, I will definitely be amazed by Teacher Invincible.
After Doudou read the news, he digested Medora's subtext for a while.After he reacted, he was instantly furious.
"What does he mean!" Doudou bared his teeth and meowed, "Is he laughing at my ugly human figure? Why is this little fox so bad, I hate him!"
Before Peter could react to stop Doudou's movement, the little cat had already tapped the reply button and let out a roar.After the news was sent out, DouDou finally regained his composure and shook his head refreshed.
"Let's do this first, I'm going to find my human beings and ask Xiaoyu to go."
"Wait a minute, master," Peter called to him, hesitated for a moment, and asked curiously, "May I ask what is the content of the message you just sent to Midora?"
"Oh that," Doudou waved his paw, and said calmly, "It's nothing, it's just some little cats swearing, it's better for a good boy not to know."
If it is a cat's language system, what kind of vocabulary is the largest, I am afraid that it is not very pleasant to hear vulgar language.When Doudou speaks human language or cat language, even if he curses, he will only use innocuous words such as "biscuit" and "stinky mouse", but if he switches to cat language, there will be more high-level words that can be used , I'm afraid I can't finish talking about it for three days and three nights.
The most important thing is that, except for Kitty himself, no one else can understand!What an elegant way of swearing.
After talking around, he shook the tip of his tail and bid farewell to Peter. Peter, who hadn't recovered yet, stood alone and went off the line.He got out of the holographic cabin, trotted all the way to Hailou with his tail raised.
Hailou was sitting in front of the desk, with the dim sum trays just delivered by the panda butler piled up in front of him, exuding the sweet aroma of food.
DouDou suddenly lost his composure, and started to meow, wagging his tail.
Heh heh heh, his human beings are actually eating alone, this is too disgusting.
"What are you eating? There is a kitten who wants to try it too."
Doudou propped up his upper body, hooked his two front paws around Hailou's trouser legs, and laid them on his knees.He raised his head and looked eagerly at Hailou.
"Just let me taste it, just one bite."
Hailou lowered his head, glanced at him, and comforted him: "This is not delicious, it is not suitable for you."
"Are you lying to the cat?" Dou Dou replied solemnly, the frequency of his tail trembling became faster, "Let me have a look, I'll confirm!"
Hailou didn't move.
Doudou moved his steps cautiously, hooked the human's wrist, and put his whole body weight on Hailou's forearm.He stretched his neck and stretched out his paws to reach the dinner plate.Hailou withdrew his hand and held Doudou's restless paw.Unwilling to give up, he raised his two hind legs alternately, stepped back and forth from left to right, anxiously trying to find a suitable angle for rock climbing.
"Just a meow? I'll just take a look, I won't eat!"
Hailou was so entangled that he had no choice but to take off the dinner plate and put it under Doudou's nose and shook it.
Doudou cautiously leaned over to take a sniff. Then, he tilted his neck back, showing an extremely disgusted expression, let out a mouthful of snort, don't look at his head, completely lost interest.
The fourth principle of meaningless kittens: always curious about the food in the hands of humans, trying every means to smell and taste it, but when the food is really handed under its nose, it shows a disgusted expression .
The author has something to say:
Doudou: Every time you write this kind of weird and meaningless kitty principle, it seems that our kitty is the kind of unreasonable, pretentious and fierce monster
(Take a taste of your own, and you are not guilty when you say this sentence)
Doudou: ... Hee hee!
Peter couldn't help laughing when he heard the words, but his mood was slightly complicated.He glanced down at the summary data provided by the system, and said to Doudou: "How to say, from the perspective of audience support, we are indeed completely defeated by the opponent, and many orcs have given 100% super high scores. This kind of The results are rare in the history of wrestling and deserve recognition."
Hearing the words, Doudou raised his tail even higher, and made a chattering sound in his mouth.After a while, the little cat calmed down, walked up to Peter, and sat down.
He deliberately said with a straight face: "If you want to praise me, just say it. Of course, you don't need to exaggerate. Just tell the truth. I'm already a mature kitten, and I can fully bear it."
After that, DouDou raised a white paw, and began to lick and groom himself slowly, but his ears were erected high, and he focused on receiving the signal from Peter.
Peter knew it in his heart, and naturally followed Dou Dou's intentions, and unreservedly praised the charm of the young genius Dou Dou.
In the end, Peter paused and said hesitantly, "It's just that there is one more situation we need to pay attention to..."
DouDou was still immersed in the wonderful state of self-praise, and didn't care about the change in Peter's tone, and just responded perfunctorily when he heard the words.
"After the match, the organizing committee sent us a message warning us that we were suspected of 'violating the dignity of others' and asked us to strictly restrain ourselves during the follow-up match and not to act aggressively again, otherwise the organizing committee will notify The Ethics Committee is investigating."
Doudou tilted his head and asked puzzledly, "What does it mean to violate the dignity of others?"
"It means that it hurts the self-esteem of other orcs, causing them to fluctuate mentally. If the circumstances are serious, it may cause a series of physical and mental problems."
"Oh," Doudou frowned, thought for a moment, and asked again, "Who said these words?"
"It should be that some orcs complained that during the competition, our anchors used unknown means to attack and hurt their self-esteem, which made them feel depressed, lose confidence in themselves, and find it difficult to devote themselves to normal work and life..."
Doudou was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "But how did you say that? I didn't bully them. I didn't even say a bad word."
Peter patiently explained: "Spiritual power is a very broad concept that is difficult to define in detail. It will be affected by many factors, including the orc's perception of self. Self-esteem is a kind of self-perception. Some orcs are naturally sensitive and very sensitive. It is easy to be interfered by external speech, forcing self-perception to deviate, thus affecting their mental state."
DouDou interjected: "But how can there be beasts that are completely free from the influence of others? Don't they usually talk to others?"
Peter nodded and said: "That's true. In daily life, a completely safe language environment does not exist, and orcs will be more or less influenced by others. It's just that, as a special ability holder, the sleep aid anchor, in the When facing the audience, the identity is a server and a guide. According to the professional ethics of the anchor, the anchor is not allowed to interfere with the spiritual cultivation of orcs by attacking their self-perception. If someone complains, the circumstances are serious or there is clear evidence, the Ethics Committee will intervene in the investigation.”
After listening to it, Doudou felt even more incredible, and said puzzledly: "But I thought about it carefully, and it seems that I didn't say anything particularly excessive. How could I hurt others? I don't understand."
Peter cautiously reminded: "When you mentioned Young Marshal Hailou, um... inadvertently, maybe the words were too... blunt? All in all, beating by a partner is a relatively common violation of dignity."
DouDou was dumbfounded.
"I have to say that when I was listening to you, young master, I also had a very bad mood. I always felt sour in my heart, and suddenly lost confidence and interest in my life, just like I was dissatisfied with my own living conditions. The emotions are instantly magnified." Peter blushed and said embarrassingly, "However, this emotion disappeared quickly. Generally speaking, what I felt was the guidance of spiritual power in a positive sense, and I felt comfortable. Full of hope. It can only be said that the power of the young master is too strong, and it can easily affect our mental state."
After thinking about it for a while, Doudou finally understood.
"Oh, I see, they must have suffered from lemon essence, right?"
"Lemon essence?"
Shaking his little head frantically, the old god sighed on the ground, "Hey, what's the matter with you beasts, why are your hearts so fragile. If you lived on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, you would usually If you surf the Internet, I'm afraid you will be pissed off by others long ago."
Peter didn't understand Doudou's emotion, so he had to follow Doudou's meaning and say a few words of comfort.
"Master, you don't have to worry too much," Peter said, "This kind of situation is very rare, and ordinary orcs don't feel uncomfortable and want to complain. Didn't the young master have encountered so many live broadcasts of sleep aids before?" ?This incident can be regarded as a warning to us. With the deepening of the competition, the young master's ranking will continue to rise, and there will always be some villains who like to take advantage of loopholes, and will use various rules to attack opponents. This situation is not your fault."
"Oh, that's fine. Huh, what a nuisance, I think it's a serious violation of my dignity for them to complain about me like this. Don't let me catch whoever is talking bad about me, or I'll have to scratch him."
DouDou puffed out his cheeks angrily, rebelling against the generals with a clever use of his skills.
"In addition," Peter thought for a while, and added, "Young master should also consciously adjust his thinking in the future. When guiding spiritual power, the main body should be the object of force, instead of just focusing on your own spiritual power world. "
"Oh, I see."
Doudou drooped his head, listlessly listening to Peter's chatter for a while, and the joy and complacency brought about by the victory in the competition disappeared instantly.He thought to himself, he must let Hailou comfort his wounded cat heart soon.
While Doudou was thinking about how to cheat his human beings, his message box was beating with new email notifications.Dou Dou opened the letter for no apparent reason and found that it was a mail from Midora.
Medora sent a short video.In the video, Midora removes the virtual decorations, and a real person with no makeup appears on the scene, white and beautiful, even more beautiful than the little fox seen in the ring.It's just that the words spoken by such a beautiful little fox are not so pleasing to the cat.
Medora first pretended to congratulate Doudou on his victory, and wished him that he could go to the end of the wrestling match.Then, with a fox-like standard smirk, he invited Doudou and Doudou human beings to have the opportunity to participate in a multi-person date together in the future.
—Since you describe your humans so well, I'd be very interested to meet you.In addition, I am also very curious about Teacher Invincible's human form. They told me that you never show your human form in front of others, as if you are hiding some secret.If I am lucky enough to see it, I will definitely be amazed by Teacher Invincible.
After Doudou read the news, he digested Medora's subtext for a while.After he reacted, he was instantly furious.
"What does he mean!" Doudou bared his teeth and meowed, "Is he laughing at my ugly human figure? Why is this little fox so bad, I hate him!"
Before Peter could react to stop Doudou's movement, the little cat had already tapped the reply button and let out a roar.After the news was sent out, DouDou finally regained his composure and shook his head refreshed.
"Let's do this first, I'm going to find my human beings and ask Xiaoyu to go."
"Wait a minute, master," Peter called to him, hesitated for a moment, and asked curiously, "May I ask what is the content of the message you just sent to Midora?"
"Oh that," Doudou waved his paw, and said calmly, "It's nothing, it's just some little cats swearing, it's better for a good boy not to know."
If it is a cat's language system, what kind of vocabulary is the largest, I am afraid that it is not very pleasant to hear vulgar language.When Doudou speaks human language or cat language, even if he curses, he will only use innocuous words such as "biscuit" and "stinky mouse", but if he switches to cat language, there will be more high-level words that can be used , I'm afraid I can't finish talking about it for three days and three nights.
The most important thing is that, except for Kitty himself, no one else can understand!What an elegant way of swearing.
After talking around, he shook the tip of his tail and bid farewell to Peter. Peter, who hadn't recovered yet, stood alone and went off the line.He got out of the holographic cabin, trotted all the way to Hailou with his tail raised.
Hailou was sitting in front of the desk, with the dim sum trays just delivered by the panda butler piled up in front of him, exuding the sweet aroma of food.
DouDou suddenly lost his composure, and started to meow, wagging his tail.
Heh heh heh, his human beings are actually eating alone, this is too disgusting.
"What are you eating? There is a kitten who wants to try it too."
Doudou propped up his upper body, hooked his two front paws around Hailou's trouser legs, and laid them on his knees.He raised his head and looked eagerly at Hailou.
"Just let me taste it, just one bite."
Hailou lowered his head, glanced at him, and comforted him: "This is not delicious, it is not suitable for you."
"Are you lying to the cat?" Dou Dou replied solemnly, the frequency of his tail trembling became faster, "Let me have a look, I'll confirm!"
Hailou didn't move.
Doudou moved his steps cautiously, hooked the human's wrist, and put his whole body weight on Hailou's forearm.He stretched his neck and stretched out his paws to reach the dinner plate.Hailou withdrew his hand and held Doudou's restless paw.Unwilling to give up, he raised his two hind legs alternately, stepped back and forth from left to right, anxiously trying to find a suitable angle for rock climbing.
"Just a meow? I'll just take a look, I won't eat!"
Hailou was so entangled that he had no choice but to take off the dinner plate and put it under Doudou's nose and shook it.
Doudou cautiously leaned over to take a sniff. Then, he tilted his neck back, showing an extremely disgusted expression, let out a mouthful of snort, don't look at his head, completely lost interest.
The fourth principle of meaningless kittens: always curious about the food in the hands of humans, trying every means to smell and taste it, but when the food is really handed under its nose, it shows a disgusted expression .
The author has something to say:
Doudou: Every time you write this kind of weird and meaningless kitty principle, it seems that our kitty is the kind of unreasonable, pretentious and fierce monster
(Take a taste of your own, and you are not guilty when you say this sentence)
Doudou: ... Hee hee!
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