The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

Bah, what stinks, it doesn't taste good, don't eat it.

Doudou poked out his claws, pushed Hailou's dinner plate away from his eyes with disgust on his face, and said, "Take it away quickly, I don't want to eat it."

He raised his head, looked seriously at Hailou with those ridiculously beautiful big eyes, and said again: "Don't be sad, I don't hate you, but I really don't want to eat it. Please don't force the kitty to eat it if he doesn't like it. Something to eat, okay?"

He acted so naturally, as if the little cat who was holding Hailou's trouser leg just now and acting coquettishly to have a bite was not his own cat.

Hailou felt it was funny when he heard the words, and knocked on the head of DouDou not lightly but not hard.Seeing that DouDou had completely lost interest in his food, he put the plate back to its original place.

DouDou squinted his eyes, squinting at HaiLou's dinner plate.There was a small lump of strange-looking things piled up on the plate, green-yellow-yellow-yellow in color, and in a state of rot, like a kitten's vomit.

Recalling what was on the plate, Doudou raised his paw, covered his nose and sneezed loudly.

That thing looks like meat but not meat, grass and not grass. At first smell, it seems to exude a wonderful aroma like ordinary food, but if you take a closer look, you can find something wrong.Under the cover of heavy seasoning, there is still a slight bitter taste that is not easy to detect. It must be the most unpalatable grass.

DouDou looked up at Hailou, stared at his human beings sympathetically, and wondered if the Panda Butler was in a bad mood, so he purposely prepared such strange food for his human beings.

Hailou buried her head, but failed to receive the sympathy from the little cat.Dou Dou sat and stared at it for a while, feeling bored, so he raised his paws, washed his face seriously, cleaned his nose by the way, and removed the smell of boring food left on it.

Licking and licking, DouDou suddenly realized one thing. Hailou is very particular about dining etiquette on weekdays, and hardly enjoys food outside the dining table. Even at afternoon tea time, people will set up a refreshment table and arrange the food in different categories. He had to put it neatly before he could eat—not to mention his cherished desk.

What's more, Doudou has never seen Hailou who eats alone!

Why did Hai Lou ask the panda butler to put the dinner plate there?

It's not right, it's not right.

DouDou decides to investigate clearly with his own paw.He twisted his butt (butt), aimed at the edge of the table, retracted his limbs like compressed springs, and was ready to go.After a while, Dou Dou kicked his legs to take off, jumped up, and jumped onto Hailou's desk very smoothly - except for the notebook that was kicked down inadvertently, a small empty ceramic cup that was kicked over, and maybe it was something he wanted to do. Rollerball pens that run away to play and leave home...

All in all, Doudou Claw hurriedly put away the last hanging hind leg and trembling tail, shook his head, and came to Hailou neatly, as if nothing had happened, and as light as a swallow.

Hailou listened to the ping-pong-pong sound in his ears, pursed his lips and smiled, but didn't look up, just pretending not to know.

Doudou Maomao sneakily stepped on small steps, swayed around the Hailou, and looked at his humans calmly.

Hailou remains the same.

Doudou took two steps forward, tilted his head, and looked at the human seriously.

Hailou was unmoved.

Doudou frowned slightly, thought for a while, stretched out a paw, and tentatively hooked the pen in Gouhailou's hand.Seeing that Hailou still hadn't moved, he boldly stepped up and fiddled with the tip of the pen in the opposite direction with a little force.

Hailou stopped moving, remained silent for a moment, and suddenly cleared his throat.

Doudou Lengbuding, who was addicted to doing bad things, was taken aback. He exploded with a bang and flew into the air, with four claws spread out, like a ripe popcorn.

Hailou laughed lightly, and stretched out his hand to move Dou Dou's neck.

Doudou froze for a while, then realized that he was being played by humans again, and immediately slapped Hailou on the back of the hand several times in a fit of anger.

"I'm sorry." Hailou apologized sincerely.

He put down the pen in his hand, stretched out two hands, and massaged the kitten up and down very sincerely, with moderate strength and in place.

Doudou, who was still sulking at first, was rubbed comfortably, and instantly threw his little temper out of the blue.

"Hmm, go up a little bit, yes, that is, there can be a little more heavier, scratching, this is the best ..." While directing the human figure itching, he murmured and murmured crescent moon.

"Okay, what were you sneaking around eating just now?"

DouDou glanced sideways at the unknown food that looked like vomit on the dinner plate, and added something in a very low voice.

"Are you offending the panda butler? Why did he feed you such a terrible poisonous weed?"

Hailou just smiled and said nothing.

Rolling his eyes around, he deduced a conclusion by himself.

"Ah, I know!" he exclaimed. "Is it because you are sick?"

Eating grass due to illness is a life experience summed up and passed down by many old cats.

The more Doudou thought about it, the more he felt that his speculation was very reasonable, so he didn't do anything about it, and immediately struggled to get up.

He leaned close to Hailou's face, and kept rubbing against the humans with his rough beard and soft cheeks, making a hasty grunt.He asked anxiously: "Is it uncomfortable? Where is it uncomfortable? Oh, I see, is it that the wound you didn't clean up before started to hurt again? Then how can you still work? No, no, no. , you lie down and rest quickly, I will purr for you. Do you want to hug me to sleep? Do you want to move my belly? I can also lend you my tail."

Hailou hurriedly held down the restless little cat, and said softly, "I'm fine, I'm not sick, and it's not a relapse of an old injury. Don't worry."

"Why is that?" DouDou stiffened all over, staring at Hailou closely, with suspicion on his face, "Don't lie to me."

"I haven't." Hailou replied.

He took a deep breath, and after sorting out his thoughts, he said concisely: "Recently, the speculation about the large-scale combination (combination) enthusiasm (wave) in advance has intensified. The housekeeper feels uneasy and wants me to take it... …soothing plants, in case something happens. Like most orcs, he believes that natural plants will be more effective and harmless than synthetic inhibitors. However, such plant medicines are always unpalatable in taste and can only grow It took time to simmer and add heavy seasoning to neutralize it, so it doesn’t look very beautiful. In short, there is no problem, just make some preparations. Although I don’t think it is necessary, the housekeeper is very firm and put the things directly in my study. I didn't have time to eat it for a while, so you ran in and wanted to have a bite."

After Hailou finished speaking, he flicked DouDou's head with his index finger.

DouDou embarrassedly raised his leg and scratched his neck, and affectionately rubbed Hailou's wrist.

"But will love (tide) really come earlier? I still think the grass prepared by the panda butler is too smelly, and it doesn't suit you at all. I think your smell is getting better and better. It's a kind of I still can't describe the taste, but I always feel very familiar, and I really want to take a big breath..."

The kitten rubbed the skin of the human fruit with nostalgia, and sniffed deeply the unique smell of Hailou.

Hailou was stunned, and didn't answer, but just moved his wrist away without any trace, and then pushed (knocked down) it on the table again.He patiently continued to give the little cat full body treatment, and kissed Doudou's forehead, then let go of Doudou and continued to write.

DouDou fell paralyzed (softly) on the table, lying on his side beside Hai Lou, leaning the curve of his back tightly against Hai Lou's arm, tightly fitting.He closed his eyes, flaring his nostrils, dozed off for a little while, and soon came back to life, took a long breath, and slowly regained his strength.

Meow woo——

Doudou opened his mouth, shook his beard, let out a big yawn, stretched his limbs and stretched himself.Then, he twisted his waist and turned over, suddenly closed his limbs, hugged Hailou's arm tightly, and locked it tightly, preventing him from writing further.

"You have been arrested by me, please don't make unnecessary resistance, and get caught quickly!" Doudou imitated the tone of human law enforcement in his memory, and ordered in a dignified manner.

Hailou raised his hand slightly, but the kitten resisted fiercely.As soon as he moved, DouDou was possessed by a playful spirit, screaming at the top of his voice, and eagerly accusing human atrocities.

Hailou stared at DouDou fixedly, scratched DouDou's hairy chin with the other hand, and asked softly, "Why don't you continue to sleep? What do you want me to do?"

"I'm awake," DouDou replied, he spread his paws, and slowly stepped on Hailou's sleeve, "but why aren't you sleeping, what are you doing?"

"There's still a little work to be done."

"Well, there is always work, and it will never be finished."

Doudou said, kicked his legs and climbed up Hailou's arms with difficulty, rolled over to the other side with a bang, and lay directly between Hailou's arms.He bent over and stretched his limbs, his soft (soft) belly covered the workbench, instantly covering Hailou's notebook tightly.

This time, Hailou couldn't work at all, so he had to stop and smiled helplessly.

"Naughty Cat." He patted Doudou's round belly.

"Not naughty."

DouDou hummed loudly, and then the old god sighed on the ground.He turned over and sat up, tapped Hailou's chest with his paw, and taught seriously: "You can't just work like this without rest."

He tilted his head and thought for a while, trying to recall an Internet catchphrase he learned while surfing the Internet on Earth.

"The moon doesn't sleep and you don't sleep, you are a bald baby."

……

Hailou also replied seriously: "Although I'm not quite sure what you mean, but children are not allowed to say such hurtful words."

Doudou covered his mouth and smiled secretly, and said, "I'm not a child, I'm a super powerful adult kitten."

"Yes, you are very good," Hailou echoed, "I have heard that you participated in the singles match for the first time today and completely defeated your opponent, right?"

"Yes!" Dou Dou said happily, "How do you know? Did you secretly watch my game? How about it, are you dizzy from being fascinated by my majestic and heroic appearance?"

"Sorry, I couldn't be there," Hailou said, "but I watched the recording. And I've been listening to Hannah wailing for several nights. He said that he has become a huge fan of yours. I can hardly stand him. Crazy love for you."

DouDou calmly interjected and asked, "Which one is Hannah?"

……

After Hailou's kind reminder, DouDou finally remembered that Hannah was the human name of the pink husky.

"You only praised him today. After Hannah went offline, he immediately changed the clothes in the bedroom to pink, saying that pink is the favorite color of Mr. Maomao. He also took a lot of photos and sent them to me with the attached A few emoticons made of his own animal-shaped head are named 'tearful head'."

After Hailou finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing when he recalled the silly pictures Hannah sent.

DouDou narrowed his eyes and thought for a while, then couldn't help laughing.

Huskies are big emoji packs, so they are very suitable for making weird and ugly faces!

If he made the Huskies famous, maybe the series of Weeping Cats will soon become obsolete.

"Overall, you did a great job and got the recognition and love of many people, and I'm so proud of you."

Doudou proudly held his head high and accepted the praise from humans.

"only……"

However, Hailou changed the subject and suddenly brought up an irrelevant matter.

"Some places are 'artistically processed' and it seems unrealistic. For example, a certain kitten's weight is always on the verge of danger, but he is always worried that he is not enough to eat, and he always passes this worry on to others as an excuse... ..."

"Ah," DouDou cried out in embarrassment, "Shut up!"

He leaned out and put his two palms on Hailou's lips, trying to block the human words.

Hailou burst out laughing, and kissed DouDou loudly with his meaty paw.

DouDou pulled back his paws abruptly as if frightened, lowered his head and stepped on his belly uneasily.After a while, he raised his head, and muttered in a low voice with a bit of resentment in embarrassment: "Why did you kiss me all of a sudden? I used cat litter last time, like, meow, I seem to have forgotten to wash my paws..."

……

"It's okay," Hailou replied calmly, "I remember someone once told me that no matter what a cute kitty does, it deserves to be forgiven."

"Which smart guy said this?" Doudou stared round his eyes, nodded with a smile on his face, "It really makes sense."

Hailou was amused by his appearance, and also laughed.Ever since he met DouDou, he has really laughed more times than he has laughed in his entire life combined.

He hugged Doudou quietly, and after a while, he continued to speak.

“I know that at these events, there will be a lot of people telling you what to do to win, how to act like a normal sleep aid. Our friends are eager to help in all kinds of ways, and some of their actions will make you go smoother, but some may also confuse you. Anyway, I hope you can understand that you are fine, you will be fine, it is fine to change, and it is fine not to change at all. What do you want to do It's all right. As long as it's something you really want to do, it will be good. In my heart, I don't have any requirements for you about 'right' and 'should', you are you, the unique kitty."

DouDou opened his eyes wide in surprise, staring blankly at Hailou.A proud and confident little cat like him has always cheered for himself, and no one has ever given him affirmation and trust in an all-round and unreserved manner like Hailou.

Doudou's heart dances like a small fish in the lake after spring, chasing the reflection of the golden sun.

"Is everything you say true?"

"Of course, I never lie to cats."

"Well, yes, you don't lie to cats."

Doudou nodded heavily.He couldn't help shaking his head and thinking, and he laughed foolishly for a while, so happy that he didn't know how to put his claws and feet.After a while, Doudou calmed down, thought about it, and asked with a bit of anxiety: "But sometimes, I'm not very sure, because I have never encountered these things before, and I don't know what to do. Okay. I'm afraid I made a mistake, and I'm afraid I can't help you, dad, grandpa, or your dad, or anyone else."

"It's good to make mistakes," Hailou said. "Mistakes are another chance for you to succeed. If you feel lost, maybe none of us can help you find the answer and solve the problem. But I have a feeling... ..."

Hailou stretched out his index finger, nodded Doudou's head, and then his heart.

"I believe you already have the answer, but you just haven't realized it yet. Your answer is in you, it's your wisdom, it's your heart. As long as you think about it, you can definitely find it."

Doudou imitated the appearance of Hailou, groping for the position of the chest (mouth), feeling the beating of the slightly immature but strong heart.

He raised his head, raised the corners of his lips and smiled, "Then some little fairy must have slipped the answer in while I was asleep, because I'm a lucky little genius."

Hailou squeezed the cheek of this little genius into a small flat ball.Doudou let him rub round and flat in a good-tempered manner, and happily got bored with humans for a while before remembering to sue.

"By the way, my opponent today is a stinky fox with big ears, a stinky fox with big ears. Do you know what a fox is? It looks like a dog, but it is smellier and more cunning than a dog. Too fluffy. This stinky fox laughed at me and said I was ugly in human form."

Doudou hummed and said, looked at Hailou without blinking, and asked forcefully, "Do you think my human figure looks good?"

Hailou was taken aback, and subconsciously asked, "What is your human form?"

DouDou stared in shock, and said loudly, "No way, don't you remember my human form?"

How long ago did that happen? According to that old saying, it seems like it just happened yesterday, but Hailou doesn't remember it anymore?His humans must be too forgetful!

Facing Doudou's accusation, Hailou thought for a moment calmly, and muttered pretending to be puzzled: "I do have some vague memories, I have to think about it..."

Doudou didn't have the heart to tell the truth from the fake in Hailou's tone. Hearing the words, he only thought that his human being had really forgotten, and also thought that Hailou really thought his human figure was not good enough. Can't bite Hailou's finger, and punish his ignorant human beings.

Although strictly speaking, the figure of Dou Dou looks like Mio, but in the heart of the little cat at this time, unknowingly, it has already identified itself with Mio, the young master of the Rees family of the interstellar empire.If Hai Lou thinks that Mi Ao is not good-looking, it is contempt for the little cat Benmao.

Unforgivable!

DouDou swished out its claws.

Just when Hailou thought that Doudou would not be able to resist scratching him, his eyes suddenly went dark, and in an instant, his arms sank, and his arms subconsciously wrapped around a warm body.

A warm body belonging to a human being.

Doudou sat on his lap facing Hailou, stretched out his slender human limbs, grabbed his chest like an octopus, and completely embedded himself in Hailou's embrace.

"You have to watch it carefully!" DouDou shouted loudly.

He raised his head, and in that beautiful blue eye was a dreamy purple shadow like smoke, which was breathtaking.

For a moment, Hailou became obsessed with it.

"Quickly tell me I'm good-looking, how could I not be good-looking, don't say I'm not good-looking!"

Doudou was furious, and emphasized arrogantly.He opened his mouth, whimpered, bit Hailou's collar between his lips, and gritted his teeth as if venting his anger.

"You look good."

Hailou opened his arms, wrapped Doudou in his arms instead, and gently stroked (rubbed) his spine back and forth with the palm of his hand, the movements were as gentle as smooth hair.

"You are so pretty."

Hailou's actions undoubtedly eased Doudou's anger a lot.He swayed awkwardly for a while, and then said: "Then I will forcefully forgive you."

Dou Dou, who has never been angry for less than a minute, is actually as soft-hearted as his ears, and is very coaxable.

Facing this kind of going around, Hailou couldn't help feeling a little pain in his heart.He squeezed harder into the pocket, as if trying to push his ribs back into his chest.

"I'm sorry, I didn't realize it just now, and I wanted to tease you again. It's my fault. I shouldn't have done this." Hailou said sincerely, "I should tell you clearly that you are beautiful and powerful. .You are doing well, I have great confidence in you, you are a lucky star to land in the Empire."

Doudou's calf swayed slightly, as if wagging his little tail.He buried his cheek in Hailou's strong chest, and took a deep breath of the good smell of human beings.

"I like it when you say that."

Doudou said frankly.

"However, I'm not a little star that landed in the empire," he shook his head and corrected, "I'm a little cat star that landed in your universe."

Doudou raised his head, looked at Hailou seriously, and gently locked the reflection of Hailou in the center of his eyes.

"If you own this universe, you also own all the kittens in the universe."

……

After a long time, Hailou found his slightly trembling voice.

"Thank you."

He heard himself say it.

The two looked at each other quietly, with only each other in their eyes and nothing else.

After a while, Hailou woke up, and for the first time correctly realized the state of the two embracing each other.He coughed heavily, glanced at Dou Dou quickly, then turned his eyes away, and added something uncomfortably.

"However, after you transform into a human form next time, shouldn't you put on your pants first?"

……

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DouDou blinked innocently, looked at Hai Lou, and shook his empty legs.The light (fruit) skin rubs against the close-fitting fabric, bringing a wonderful touch.DouDou doesn't mind this.

"The pants are uncomfortable," he said confidently. "Human fake leather is very uncomfortable! I don't like pants no matter what style or material they are made of!"

When DouDou was just a simple kitten, although occasionally—only [-] days in a year—worry about the problem of hair loss, after all, throwing up hairballs is not a pleasant experience, but he never because of Trouble with twisted pants, never!

Put the two sticks into the two cloth pockets respectively, for what purpose!It is too anti-human for humans to invent such things as pants.

"I tried it several times, and finally I found the skirt, and it really is the most comfortable skirt. This skirt is a gift from my father. He said it was beautiful, and Peter said it was beautiful. Grandpa and others all liked it. I’ve said it’s beautiful, and I think it’s beautiful too.”

Doudou lowered his head, picked the small orange flowers on the skirt with his fingers, looked up at Hailou, and asked dissatisfiedly: "Don't you think it's pretty? So many people praised my skirt for being beautiful, but I didn't even wear it They've seen it, but I've shown it to you! Only you! Don't you think it's beautiful? Say it beautiful!"

"I think it's beautiful too," Hailou responded quickly, decisively and firmly, "The style suits you very well, and it looks clean and refreshing. Moreover, the color of kumquat matches your hair very well, and also matches the lines on your fur. All in all, it's a beautiful dress."

Hailou finished the description, thought for a while, and said: "There is nothing wrong with skirts. You can wear skirts, but you need to pay attention to your posture. After all, skirts do not have the perfect protective effect like pants. Next time, don't change suddenly like this again." Jump over, okay?"

Doudou lowered his head.From Hailou's point of view, all he can see is his beautiful golden orange color and a stubborn little hairpin.

After a long silence, the little hairpin began to shake up and down.

"Okay then," Dou Douweng said in a low voice, "but you have to promise me that next time you will take the initiative to come to my side, I will obediently wait for you to hug me yourself."

Hailou hugged Doudou tightly in his arms.

"of course."

He leaned close to Doudou's ear and said softly.

"You don't know how happy I was when I saw you."

DouDou closed his eyes, feeling that his human beings were too sweet.

It smells so good...

Guji, Doudou is hungry.

The author has something to say:

DouDou: The atmosphere is obviously very good, why did you suddenly mention the issue of pants?I'm so confused

Hailou: ...

(The kitty who confuses XX with appetite is not qualified to say others)

Doudou: Also, don’t laugh, you are not allowed to laugh, there is a region called Scotland on the earth where males wear skirts, and any knowledgeable cat knows what a big deal it is.

(…Let’s talk about something else, wow, you are so generous, you are willing to share human beings with all the kittens in the universe)

Doudou: ... What silly things are you talking about? Isn't the setting of this world just me and a kitten?I = all the kittens in the universe, understand?