The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

"So what's written in the books of the ancestors?" DouDou took a sip of the jerky in his mouth and asked vaguely, "Is it about cats?"

"The book says..."

Hailou raised his hand, and gently swept away the crumbs of minced meat hanging from Doudou's beard.

"The book says that cats need to be under strict weight control, otherwise they are prone to serious physical health problems."

DouDou stopped chewing instantly.He stared at Hailou with rounded eyes, his mouth slightly opened, looking a bit dumbfounded.

"The book also says," Hailou continued slowly, "you need to focus on observing whether the kitten's abdominal curve is properly streamlined or not, and whether there is obvious swelling. These are signs that the kitten is getting fat."

Saying that, Hailou raised his eyelids, and glanced at Doudou's...belly meaningfully.

DouDou subconsciously pressed his buttocks and sat back.He took a deep breath, contracted his abdominal cavity, stretched his stomach as tight as he could, hiding his chubby belly under his front paws, all the while staring nervously at his human.

His squatting posture with his belly in his hands looks a little funny. At first glance, he looks like a little hairy Tyrannosaurus rex.But from this point of view, Doudou's body size is not seriously exceeded.

Hailou pursed his lips and smiled, then quickly put away his smile, resumed his serious expression, and continued: "One more thing, the book says that the breeder can touch the kitten's body..."

He stretched out his hand towards DouDou's waist, and pressed down lightly.

"See if you can feel the ribs easily."

After Hailou finished speaking, he withdrew his hand and silently stared at Dou Dou's suspected waist.Not to mention the ribs, Hailou even rubbed the cat's leg bones for a long time before positioning it.

He sighed heavily, and said to DouDou as gently as possible in a negotiating tone: "Let's tell the butler that today's afternoon tea is cancelled, and you and I can go to the gym for a walk, okay?"

A small piece of meat leaked out from between Doudou's teeth and rolled to the ground.

pat.

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"goodbye!"

Doudou raised his claws and wanted to slip away, but the hateful human with blind eyes quickly grabbed the back of his neck.Dou Dou struggled to move his limbs, and his tail swung rapidly, as if as long as he swung it fast enough, his body could fly into the air like a bamboo dragonfly.

Hailou scooped up Doudou and held it firmly in his arms to prevent Doudou's claws from accidentally hurting himself.

Doudou couldn't resist, and became limp and limp, sticking to Hailou's arm like a ball of plasticine.

"I cried."

Doudou's voice trembled slightly.He pulled out a paw tremblingly, and gently swiped away the tears that did not exist in his eyes.

Hailou suppressed a smile, couldn't help lowering his head, and kissed Doudou's ear forcefully.

The kitten's ears instantly turned crimson.He shook the tips of his ears quickly as if impatient, his voice became weaker, and he muttered in compromise: "Then exercise for 5 minutes, no more."

Despite such a plan, DouDou miscalculated the degree of cunning of human beings.In fact, Hailou took DouDou to play games in the fitness cabin, making the kitty run for a full week before stopping, and finally DouDou was so tired that he almost lost his mind.

Cat teasers, steel balls, and wool balls are all DouDou's favorite toys. Even Hailou, it is rare to play with DouDou so devotedly for a long time on weekdays.From the very beginning, Doudou was very excited, and without any encouragement from humans, he jumped up and down by himself, playing like a chubby little lunatic.

But soon, DouDou's movements began to become smaller, running slower and slower, just wanting to stick to the ground and spread cat cakes.He leaned on Hailou's arm, his head and upper limbs rested on human elbows, but his body flowed smoothly on the ground, wagging his tail and panting heavily.

Hailou didn't follow DouDou's intention, he got up and took two steps forward, causing DouDou's head to hit the ground with a thud.

Doudou meowed in dissatisfaction, got up in a hurry, and followed Hailou to move around.Seeing the human being sitting down again, DouDou rushed up, hugged Hailou's arm again and sat down paralyzed.

Hailou moved his arm and was hooked by Doudou.

The little cat let out a clear and reproachful meow, stared at a pair of big watery eyes, and tilted its head to look at Hailou.

"Don't move any more," Doudou said angrily, "So what if you let me lie on my back?"

While meowing and meowing, he used his paws to tidy up Hailou's arms in a decent manner, arranging the posture of the human arms into a shape suitable for a kitten's pillow.

"It's only been 5 minutes since we started exercising." Hailou pointed out implicitly, "Is it better to continue to come for 5 minutes before resting?"

"No," Doudou said firmly, "I think it's fine now."

After talking, he fell on Hailou's arm and grabbed it tightly with his claws. At the same time, he tilted his head and looked at the human beings, with a threatening expression of "see if you dare to move again", and swiped his hair majesticly. Fluffy little tail.

Hailou paused, but finally couldn't bear to force Doudou to stand up.He lay down with DouDou for another 10 minutes, and then he got up and repeated the childish game of "running wildly with the dancing cat teaser stick" until the little cat announced the arrival of the next intermission.

Repeatedly, after one hour, when DouDou claimed that he was too tired to even lift his tail, his actual amount of exercise was less than half an hour.

Even so, after all, DouDou has really exercised, and Hailou is already very satisfied with the little achievements he has made so far.Everything is difficult at the beginning, as long as you are willing to take the first difficult step, no matter how small the step is, it is a brave act worthy of recognition and encouragement.

"Hi," Doudou exaggeratedly sighed, wiping away the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead with a paw, "I've worked so hard, how can there be such a diligent and active kitten in the world. I think my amount of exercise today It's worth a big meal. Let's talk to the panda butler, how about having a whole meat meal tonight?"

Hailou blinked, and secretly decided to retract his previous overly optimistic judgment.If he followed his will and exercised for half a week, he would be able to consume twice as many calories as usual with peace of mind. If things go on like this, the calorie gap accumulated in his body may be even more terrifying than when he does not exercise.

Hailou moved his hairy belly, but didn't speak.

Doudou cocked his cat version of Erlang's legs, and continued to smack his lips thinking about dinner.

"It would be nice to have another plate of sweet jam buns, after all, I have a second stomach dedicated to digesting desserts. I can have another glass of juice, the kind that is not too sour, just a little bit is enough, I Not greedy at all."

"Not Greedy" Doudou stretched out his claws, and gestured to draw the body of the cup, which was the size of Hailou's forearm.Amused by his own thoughts, he cupped his stomach and meowed for a while, then rolled over in Hailou's arms, picking at the human clothes with his paws.

Hailou lowered his head to watch Doudou's little movements.The kitten who was caught was not ashamed at all, but explained plausibly: "Do you know that tailoring without tassels is not fashionable at all, let me, a gold medal tailor, help you become a fashionista on this street. The prettiest cub."

After all, Dou Dou sped up the frequency of paw planing, and scratched earnestly for a while, and not even a thread came out of Hai Lou's sleeve.The over-developed technological level of Interstellar is not very good. The cloth created by the orcs is so strong that even the sharp claws of kittens can't hurt it at all.

uninteresting.

DouDou fiddled with it for a while, then completely lost interest, and instead nestled in Hailou's arms, stretched his long arms and stretched his waist.

It was at this time that DouDou suddenly realized a certain problem.He raised his head, looked at Hailou suspiciously, and asked: "I suddenly remembered, didn't you say that there are actually many things in the cat book that you didn't understand? Even if we know now' The meaning of the word "cat" should also be learned slowly to understand the rest of the content. Why did you suddenly understand the words in the book? Does the book really ask kittens to control their weight?"

Hailou looked away calmly.Doudou followed Hailou's line of sight, tucking his head between Hailou's palms, stubbornly following Hailou's sight.

"Are you lying to me, Maomaoshu likes kittens so much, why would you force me to lose weight?"

"Through my spiritual understanding, I think it should mean that," Hailou replied solemnly, "and it is because of love that I want you to be healthy and healthy. Of course, no matter what your appearance is, I After all, I like you."

After Doudou heard the words, he shook his head happily at first, but suddenly remembered that human beings were deliberately deceiving themselves with these nice words, and turned a little unhappy.He bared his teeth, glanced at Hailou unhappily, and was about to say something more, when Hailou suddenly changed the subject and asked, "Why do you like your chubby appearance? Tell me about it."

Doudou fell silent, subconsciously stretched out his claws to pick Hailou's sleeve.

Hailou waited patiently.

After a while, DouDou finally opened his mouth and said slowly, "Because I think meat is very good and safe. If I grow a beautiful fat body and walk with the wind and majesty, I will be ashamed wherever I go." Don't be afraid, don't cats see my size, they will know that I won't be a guy to mess with, so they won't dare to bully me again."

In the natural world, most animals tend to have a strong and strong body.Huge size means strength, which can be used to deter opponents and natural enemies; at the same time, a full body also represents sufficient food and the possibility of surviving in harsh environments, demonstrating the ability to obtain food, which are enough to attract the attention of the opposite sex and increase Probability of having offspring.

When a kitten comes to a strange environment, nervous, restless, and precarious all day long, out of survival instinct, it will desperately fight for food, try its best to eat more things, and finally grow itself into a not to be messed with Role.

This principle was gradually figured out by DouDou in his long career as a stray cat, and it also confirmed the first rule of survival passed down by his dog mother to kittens: food, food, always food!

DouDou dryly stated his own opinions, and in the understatement of a few words, it revealed the thrilling and bloody years that a stray cat must go through in its life.

Hailou still doesn't know what that means.All his guesses about DouDou can only be based on a vague and bizarre world framework, which cannot be touched or seen through.

He was silent, and gently hugged Doudou in his arms, casting him the safest harbor in the universe.

DouDou woke up from the memory, and blinked very slowly at Hailou.

"But maybe you're right," he whispered, "because I have a family now, so meat isn't as important to me as it used to be. No one can bully me because I'm loved." Kitten, if I am in danger, I can hide in my house."

Talking Doudou, he squirmed to Hailou's chest, covering his heart like a small blanket, making a soft grunt.

"Yes, you are right."

Hai Lou buried the tip of his nose deeply in Dou Dou's golden hair.There was a warm smell on Doudou's body.

"You are my kitten and I am your home."

……

That night, Teacher Mao Mao’s live broadcast room once again ushered in a night full of guests and friends.

On a sudden whim, DouDou asked the system to make him a small dining table summoning bell, which was placed on the edge of the anchor station. Just tap it with your paw, and it will make a clanging sound, which is very interesting.

At this time, he beat the summoning bell with all his strength, reminding the beasts to be quiet with a rapid clang.

"Quiet, be quiet," Doudou meowed, "today's content will be very interesting. Presumably many of you have seen my invincible charm in the previous confrontation, today is 'I and My good-looking human story collection second issue'. Are you looking forward to it, sit down, sit down, I will start to show off right away!"

……

What the hell is going on with this cat and cat anchor? After finally recovering from the sour state, there is actually a sequel to this cruel beast show?

The author has something to say:

DouDou: Dog abuse live broadcast 2.0, suddenly excited!I love to say this, if I say this, I can talk until the end of this article!

PS, for the sake of health, kittens need to strictly control their weight. Everyone has no objection to this, right?In fact, it's shocking how many kittens we see are overweight, while the ones that look thin are actually normal-sized.The chubby and chubby body in the article is just an artistic modification. The paper cat will not have any health problems, but the real kitten should try to control its mouth and open its legs as much as possible

PPS, in a multi-cat household, some timid kittens will eat themselves as a gas tank as much as possible to avoid being beaten after moving in, which is similar to some kind of self-protection mechanism.I hope that humans can find out the problem in time, and make every kitten feel safe as much as possible.