The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

DouDou recently made a small fortune, almost without any effort.The process is as follows:

Doudou shows off his human beings during the live broadcast, Doudou unilaterally slaughters the dog, Husky rushes out and begs the anchor to stop talking, Husky rewards the anchor, the anchor grabs his claws and makes a small profit...

And so on and on.

After going around the live broadcast, while listening to the jingling sound of star coins simulated by the system, he sighed to Peter: "What year is it now, business is getting easier and easier."

If it wasn't for his overly wild smile, the simple Peter would have almost believed it.

"The young master has done a great job, but we still have to be careful. After all, too much limelight can easily attract the attention of other orcs. There may be unexpected situations. We must always be vigilant."

"Okay, okay, don't think about it for now, you are really a little mouse who can't relax."

DouDou shook his head at Peter, and then started staring at his star coins again.

"By the way, I have so many star coins now, it seems that I can buy a lot of things, I'm going to buy a gift for my human beings, what do you think?" Doudou stared excitedly, flicking his fluffy tail Tossing and flicking, "I gave Hailou a gift to reward him for being able to take time to play with me and perform well in the recent period. I hope that after he gets the gift, he will have a little self-knowledge, so that he can make persistent efforts and continue to love the kitten... Well, is self-knowledge useful? What's not right? Never mind, in short, let me buy Hailou a gift!"

Doudou wiggled his ass (butt), hummed an out-of-key meow song, and slapped the screen with his paws.

"Gifts, gifts, buy gifts! I'll buy some for my dad and grandpa, they will definitely like it. What should I buy? Hailou's dad is still lying down, so don't buy them for him. Peter, don't be sad, you too In my gift list, I promise to share the rain and the dew, and I will not favor any of you—of course, out of selfishness, I will still love Hailou a little bit more, after all, he is my human being. Please don't be sad."

Peter didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Seeing that Doudou didn't care about what he just said, he could only remind him: "Master, you still need to restrain yourself. After all, there are very few human races in the empire. The more personal information you reveal in the live broadcast , the greater the risk of exposing the young marshal."

"Got it," Dou Dou shook his ears unhappily, and muttered, "Oh, obviously having the best human in the universe, but not telling other beasts, it's like putting on new clothes in the dark. Wait until everyone is full before starting to eat small dried fish, there is no sense of revenge on other cats at all."

Peter couldn't understand Dou Dou's strange (cool) feeling.

"Nevertheless, it's not a good time to announce the news. Young master doesn't want to make troubles before everything is ready, right? We still have to think of a countermeasure to cover up this association as much as possible. It's best to publish a plan , work well..."

Peter was rambling on, and when he looked up, he saw that DouDou had already walked around the mall with peace of mind, he couldn't help but sighed, thinking that it was really unrealistic to count on the young master for such a thing.After thinking about it, he decided to go to Xingwang to search for the latest news about DouDou and see the audience's reaction before taking countermeasures.

After a while, Peter suddenly raised his head, looked at Dou Dou with a complicated expression, and said, "I was worrying too much. From the looks of it, there is no need to worry too much. At least as far as I know, the vast majority of people in the live broadcast room Most of the audience...well, thought you were telling a story and didn't take it seriously."

DouDou immediately stood up and asked vigilantly, "What do you mean? They think I'm talking nonsense?"

"How should I put it, young master, you'd better read the posts and comments yourself."

After Peter finished speaking, he called up the hot posts on Star Network that he had browsed just now, and put them in front of DouDou.DouDou narrowed his eyes and moved closer, rubbed his paws on the screen, and began to read the title word by word.

"Ideal discussion, does the newly popular sleep aid anchor Invincible Mao Mao have hallucinations? "

Doudou puts his ears back and quickly screens out the information in his mind.

The invincible cat is me, but what is hallucination?Doesn't sound like a compliment to a cat?Is the popular anchor talking about me?Am I already this good?Popular King Cat!As expected of me!

With countless questions, Doudou buried his head and continued to look down.

——As the title.Are you interested in discussing with the landlord, I am really curious.

——What are you discussing, please don't put your own subjective assumptions on the title, okay?What would you think if someone said you were sick and posted the rumors on StarNet for everyone to say you were sick?

——There is no need to be so sure that the cat anchor is definitely not sick, I think the host's guess is a bit reasonable.I have also been to the Invincible live broadcast room myself. How should I put it, I feel that Maomao anchors are very different from other anchors. It is an indescribable feeling, which is very strange.After that time, I was a little bit hesitant to go.

——What is there not to dare to go?Let me complete it for you, this feeling is: the feeling of flying, so cool!After continuously participating in the sleep aid live show of Mr. Mao Mao, my waist is no longer sore, and my legs are no longer hurting. I can sleep until the early morning, and sometimes I can sleep longer. When I wake up, I don’t have the old sleep Uncomfortable feeling of not waking up and going back to sleep.All in all, I am [-] million satisfied with the professional level of Mr. Maomao.

——Is it an advertisement upstairs? It’s an advertisement, it’s too obvious.Who is to blame, even if you accept the services of the empire's top professional sleep aid, you can't guarantee that you can sleep until you wake up naturally every night.Even if the professional level of Mr. Maomao you mentioned is only as good as you said, he has been recruited by the Imperial Institute of Spiritual Power long ago.

——Please don’t interrupt, the topic of this post is not to discuss the sleep aid technology of Maomao anchor, but the question of whether the anchor has hallucinations.

——Thank you for the main building, the host would like to say a few words.I'm not maliciously speculating about Maomao anchors out of thin air. Again, I'm just out of curiosity.My basis is that this cat anchor always speaks very inconspicuous words, with strange words, and sometimes it is completely impossible to understand what he is saying.And his attitude is very complacent, even to the point of arrogance, always talking to himself regardless of the audience's feelings, feeling that he lives in a dimension completely different from ours.These are quite typical symptoms of hallucinations.I even doubt that the anchor really believes that he is an alien from another world.

——What, I don't think Mr. Maomao is weird, but I think what you said doesn't match the beginning and the end, making it even more incomprehensible.

——I'm also a cat fan, I don't think Mr. Maomao is really sick, but to put it in a low voice, Mr. Maomao recently mentioned that he has a race, which is quite in line with the definition of delusional disorder.But he must not have done it on purpose, I am more inclined to think that Teacher Maomao likes the human race very much, so he deliberately made up a story to deceive us, and satisfy his own fantasy by the way.It's not like he hasn't made up stories before.

——Hahahaha, yes, yes, I feel the same way.Originally, the number of human race branches in the empire could be counted, and if one was born every year, it would have to be granted a special number of the species of the empire. How could it be possible to say that if you have it, you have it.Maybe Mr. Maomao came up with the story because Medora was so angry that he couldn't choose what to say in the previous confrontation. The purpose is very simple, just to greed us.I admit that I was greedy, the human race in Mr. Mao Mao's story is really nice.Woohoo, I also want to have sweet love.

--right!Just because it's too good to be true.But the story is false, but the cuteness of Mr. Mao Mao is true!If the host has no malice towards Mr. Mao Mao, he should not use such a sensational title.

……

Going around picking and picking, only looking at the remarks that praised himself and Hailou, and then finished scanning and posting.He looked at Peter and said happily: "I don't think there is any problem. These beasts even question the authenticity of my human existence, and it is even more impossible to associate it with Hailou. As for the details, they have already made up their own brains." The reason has come out, I don’t need to look for the connection port, so I don’t worry.”

Peter didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he could only say, "Just accept it if you think it's acceptable."

"Of course I can accept it, why not?" Doudou asked strangely, "The real things that happened around me are as beautiful as stories to other beasts. Doesn't this mean that my life is beautiful and makes beasts jealous Well. I just need to know this point, and the rest are trivial things. Besides, my original task is to fabricate a story world and lead the beasts to experience the life and world that they cannot touch. It's normal. What's more, I'm originally from another world..."

DouDou almost blurted out the words, then remembered his secret, quickly covered his mouth, lay down on the ground, raised one clawed arm, and rested it on his cheek like a beauty resting his cheek.

"Anyway," DouDou squinted his eyes, showing a helpless expression, "If you want to blame, you can only blame my damn charm that has nowhere to put it."

Peter called up the camera with a blank expression, took pictures of the movements of Doudou, and saved them under the emoji package file of the Maomaotou series.For some reason, when he sees the young master now, all kinds of emoticons are always floating in his mind, and he can no longer watch the young master's actions calmly.

When he ran around to (harass) Hailou, his human beings were working at their desks as usual, very devoted.DouDou stood on tiptoe, jumped on Hailou's knees with ease, then leaped onto the desk with his strength, lay down between his arms, and spread out.

Hailou stopped writing and looked at DouDou.

Doudou tilted his head, pretending to be innocent.There is no part of his body that is not round, his head is round, his belly is round, and even the tip of his tail is round.The two eyes are even more unbelievably round, and the extremely dilated pupils almost occupy the space of the entire eyeball, making his abnormality no longer obvious.

The chubby little cat was lying on its side facing Hailou, slowly raised one hind leg, held it in mid-air, and stopped.

A perfectly golden crispy fried chicken drumstick.

"What are you doing?" Hailou asked calmly.

"I'm (tempting) you." Doudou replied solemnly.

Hailou nodded, raised his hand to move Dou Dou's belly, and then manually put back Dou Dou's disguised "fried chicken legs" to cover the important parts.

Doudou was about to proudly announce that he bought a gift for humans, but he heard Hailou say, "I prepared a gift for you."

DouDou was stunned in shock, staring blankly at the gift Hai Lou took out.

Hailou made a fun one for DouDou - the right size - a new cardboard box.

"It still fits right now," Hailou said cautiously, "You try it. Later... I'll make you a new one."

DouDou looked up at the human being, his eyes were full of water waves.

Hailou couldn't help touching Doudou's little head, and said with a smile, "What kind of emoji are you making now?"

Doudou grabbed the human's finger, bit it lightly, and replied: "This expression is called 'feeling that the cat's life has reached its peak'."

……

For the next whole day, Doudou happily (fortunately) faced two small cardboard boxes at the same time—one for the head, one for the buttocks, and the rest of the belly flowed freely between the two boxes.He slept soundly and sweetly, completely forgetting about the presents he had prepared, and even blew his nose bubbles.

The fifth principle of the meaninglessness of kittens is that no matter how comfortable the cat’s nest is, we can always find all kinds of weird sleeping spots that are not suitable for sleeping, and put our heads on all kinds of corners and corners , fold the body into any unscientific angle, and take pleasure in it.

The author has something to say:

Doudou: I am the King of Popularity Cat!

Hailou: yes

Doudou: So my surname is Wang!

Hailou: ...

(The King of Shimao, Pancake, shows a mysterious smile)