Beautiful cannon fodder wants to divorce every day

Shi Jingsu's soul was trembling violently at this moment.

He should have thought of it, should have thought of it.

When you come to the beach, you must go to the sea to play in the water.

If you go to the sea to play in the water, you must prepare a swimsuit.

That is to say...

He's about to put on a swimsuit?

The overwhelming sense of shame once again took hold of my heart.

Shi Jingsu felt again and again that he was so naive.

If all the previous encounters, including wearing women's clothes to get married, or being carried to the toilet by Chu Yandong, made him think that he had experienced the most embarrassing, shameful and embarrassing peak in history.

So now is the most powerful peak that can be called the "peak" in the true sense.

The previous ones were all made by Lu Ban with a big ax in front of his door-it's not worth mentioning at all.

Xu Lening beside him was still holding his arm, asking, "Are you going to buy a swimsuit, sister?"

Shi Jingsu's lips seemed to have started to tremble.

Before he could say "no", Chu Yandong had already walked over unknowingly, as if he had heard their conversation, and was looking forward to seeing him put on his swimsuit, so he actually looked at him deeply.

Then, with a calm tone, he said, "Let's go buy a swimsuit."

Shi Jingsu: ...

Why even you...

Do not--! !

His whole soul, body, including every pore are resisting.

But in the end, Chu Yandong dragged her to the entrance of the swimsuit shop.

Xu Lening also came along.

The interior environment of the swimwear store is very large.

There are many varieties, dazzling, hanging on the wall, worn on models, there are hundreds of styles.

Shi Jingsu no longer dared to look at the three-point bikini styles hanging on the wall. Is he going to wear such a thing today to ostentatiously hit the market?

Let’s not mention how to solve the upper body. Anyway, the upper body has been wearing fake breasts, so there shouldn’t be any major problems.

How to solve the situation of the lower body?

There's definitely going to be a very conspicuous bulge... a bulge.

Shi Jingsu's back was covered with sweat.

Even the forehead is sweaty.

He never expected to experience such a terrible social death scene, it was so embarrassing that his toes were almost curled into balls.

Xu Lening, who was beside him, already showed an eager and expectant face: "Sister, look, that one looks really good."

"And that one...that one is also pretty."

"This one is also good."

"The color of this dress is worn on my sister's body, and it must match my sister's skin."

Then, he hesitated again, and changed his words timidly: "No, my sister looks good in everything, and these swimsuits can't bring out one ten-thousandth of my sister's beauty."

Shi Jingsu, with a numb face, listened to his blowing, it was like a cold rain slapped on his face, completely devoid of any worldly desires.

Well, very good, very beautiful, thank you very much.

After entering the door, Chu Yandong displayed his unrestrained aura as a domineering boss.

After the boss came, the extravagant Chu Yandong put on an elite posture, not like visiting a swimsuit shop, but more like looking at a million-dollar luxury brand store.

Even the boss felt that his posture was very unusual.

After another observation, the clothes on his body and the watch on his wrist are all famous products among famous products.

The boss knew Taishan with his eyes, and immediately welcomed him respectfully to a corner where he could rest, and then served him tea.A VIP single room service.

Shi Jingsu was paralyzed.

I just want to end this social death scene as soon as possible.

It's better that there is no swimsuit that can suit him here, or he just said that he is a landlubber who is afraid of water.

Chu Yandong suddenly said: "Bring over the most expensive and best quality swimwear from your place."

Shi Jingsu: ...

He really took a Mary Sue script!

"Husband," Shi Jingsu didn't dare to miss an opportunity, and immediately greeted him with a smile on his face, "I think we'd better forget about it, anyway, I don't know how to wear a swimsuit, so why not waste this money."

"Don't waste this money" floated into Chu Yandong's ears, as if looking down on his strong financial strength, a swimsuit, how expensive can it be?

It is no problem for Chu Yandong to buy this shop immediately.

He raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at him with deep eyes: "I don't know how to wear a swimsuit, so I'll help you put it on."

Shi Jingsu: ...

Fuck!

Nasty, really numb.

"That's not what I mean," Shi Jingsu laughed until his soul trembled, "I mean...it means that I have a fear of water, I'm a landlubber, and I dare not swim in the water."

He tried his best to comfort Chu Yandong: "Since you don't even know how to go swimming, isn't it a waste of money to buy swimsuits?"

"Look," he pointed to the swimsuits hanging on the wall quietly waiting for their future owners to favor, and smiled very sweetly, "If I don't wear them, but buy them all back, it's not a kind of favor for them." What is blasphemy?"

"They are so looking forward to having a chance to show off, and their chance to show off is probably only a few days, or even a few hours. Naturally, they hope that their owners can wear them and bring them with them. The moment you leave."

Shi Jingsu said a lot in one breath, and even blinked at Chu Yandong.

He didn't believe that his perspective was so tricky as to stand in the swimsuits' place and think about it, Chu Yandong wouldn't take into account the feelings of these "poor little ones".

Shi Jingsu waited expectantly for his answer.

As a result, Shi Jingsu only heard him say: "So when we buy them, you have to live up to their expectations and wear them to the beach."

Shi Jingsu: ...

asphyxia.

He looked at Chu Yandong wanting to cry without tears, it seemed that today's doom was inevitable.

Could it be that he immediately turned around and lay sickly on the ground, closed his eyes, and pretended to pass out, so that Chu Yandong could let him go?

No.

Shi Jingsu quickly dispelled such thoughts.

Even if he did that, Chu Yandong would definitely arrange for a doctor to come and consult him immediately.

He didn't want to be sent to the hospital for a full-body examination. He was lucky after breaking his leg last time. Fortunately, no other parts of his body were checked.

Otherwise, if you take a chest X-ray and see two groups of silicone-like fake breasts hanging in front of you, you may think that he has undergone plastic surgery.

It will be even more troublesome at that time, and it is hard to explain why.

Shi Jingsu could only bite the bullet and go.

Just at this time, the boss had already picked up a bunch of swimwear with the highest price, the best quality, and one of the best styles in the store for them to choose from.

Chu Yandong's aura was so strong that the boss had no choice but to nod and bow to him while speaking.

"Look, sir, these are the most distinctive and exquisite products of our store. I guarantee that after your wife wears them, they will become the most beautiful scenery on the seashore, and they will definitely attract the attention of a lot of people..."

As soon as the words fell, he saw that Chu Yandong's eyes seemed to have a coldness that could instantly strangle someone.

He trembled in fright, and immediately changed his words: "Why don't you take a look again? Here are some more conservative styles than the three-point bikini, which can meet the most basic needs."

Only then did Chu Yandong's expression gradually soften.

After calming down, the boss breathed out gradually.

It's terrible.

Their shop is too small to afford this great god.

Although he didn't know who this great god was or where it came from, all in all, the boss didn't dare to offend him.

Even, he felt that he was not entertaining well.

Tea is also very simple.

Seeing that Chu Yandong didn't touch the tea he poured at all, he knew that this boss didn't care about these gadgets in their shop at all.

After being recommended by the boss, Chu Yandong's eyes really wandered back and forth among a bunch of conservative styles.

At this moment, Xu Lening and Chu Zhihuan had already picked out their men's swimming trunks.

Chu Zhihuan took a very simple black style, while making a cool blue wave-like pattern.

Xu Lening's is more fancy, a dark green camouflage model.

Both had changed into their swimming trunks and seemed ready to go any minute.

Only Shi Jingsu and Chu Yandong were missing.

Shi Jingsu: ...

Alexander.

Xu Lening also saw the more conservative women's styles brought by the boss at a glance, and asked in confusion: "Sister, does she want to wear such a conservative style? It's rare to come to the beach. What woman doesn't want to dress beautifully? I still want to My sister took more pictures, but..."

Chu Yandong raised his eyelids coldly, and looked at him coldly.

Those eyes that could freeze three feet seemed to say: Is she my wife, or your wife?

The battle seems to be on the verge of breaking out.

The reason why Chu Yandong agreed to Xu Lening's double date was not because he temporarily changed his opinion of him.

But the timing is right.

Shi Jingsu felt that if the hostility continued like this, the combat power of the two of them might be so high that they could knock down the entire store.

He hastened to step between the two of them.

Take a look at those more conservative styles, which are one-piece, and there is no covering fabric for the lower body.

Shi Jingsu's face suddenly turned pale.

If you wear this one-piece style, your lower body will undoubtedly be exposed to everyone.

Just imagining such a scene, Shi Jingsu couldn't take it anymore.

Once you put on a swimsuit like that, you are telling others indirectly: Look, I'm lost, I'm a man, I'm spectacular...

Shi Jingsu's flesh hurts.

Anyway, they are all going to die, one is a shameful death, the other is a real death, it is better to die a bit more poignantly.

Shi Jingsu chose to die of shame.

He casually picked up a swimsuit from among the hakama styles that had a larger hem, which should be able to just cover that area.

He said to Chu Yandong: "Just...just wear this."

Ahhh.

Shi Jingsu really wanted to beat his chest and stamp his feet.

God goose, kill him.

Why torture him like this!

Shi Jingsu's face was gloomy, looking at that beautiful and delicate swimsuit, he was completely uninterested, and his heart was ashamed.

Without waiting for the boss to quote the price, Chu Yandong directly took out a card and asked him to swipe it directly.

And under the signal of his eyes, Shi Jing Su Miao understood his message.

Shi Jingsu quickly picked up the swimsuit, and came to the changing room of the swimsuit shop as if fleeing.

Looking at the full-length mirror in front of him, Shi Jingsu's cheeks were as red as overripe apples, so red that he couldn't find a piece of his original skin color.

Is he going to put on this swimsuit?

Shi Jingsu picked up the swimsuit carefully.

There are ten thousand roaring horses galloping by in my heart.

Regret is capitalized regret.

He looked back and forth, left and right, over and over again.

The upper body of this swimsuit is hung by four extremely thin ropes, which looks particularly sexy when worn on the body.

The lower body is covered by a wavy skirt, but it also looks very... very sexy.

Shi Jingsu couldn't pass such a psychological barrier at all.

He has worn many styles of women's clothing since he was married in women's clothing, and this is the first time he has worn a swimsuit that is similar to underwear.

Ahhhhh!

Shi Jingsu shouted in his heart.

He was wrong.

How wrong it was.

He will no longer find those women's clothes difficult to wear.

Compared with those clothes, the current type is really difficult to wear, and it is also the existence that most tests his sense of shame and the thickness of his skin.

Shi Jingsu wants to cry but has no tears.

He really wanted, really wanted to dig three feet into the ground immediately, and escape from this place.

How do you want him to wear this kind of clothes?

He doesn't want to engage in swimsuit play at all!

Just run away.

Yes, run away.

After struggling for a long time, Shi Jingsu felt that it would be better if he did not do anything else, and had a terrific escape, cutting off three thousand threads of trouble.

He held his breath, opened the door carefully, and looked out cautiously, trying to confirm where Chu Yandong and the others were.

Chu Yandong should be choosing swimming trunks.

Unexpectedly, just as the door was opened a small crack, a tall and straight figure rushed into the sight immediately.

Chu Yandong was standing not far from the door of his dressing room.

Like a little door god, stay there.

Shi Jingsu breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that Chu Yandong has not been able to relax his vigilance against him.

Yes, it's strange to be able to relax.

Shi Jingsu closed the door with a miserable face, trying not to make a sound so as not to attract Chu Yandong's attention.

His heart bleeds crazily.

Sure enough, today's matter is doomed!

Looking in the mirror, Shi Jingsu could only admonish himself repeatedly.

It's okay, it's okay, Shi Jingsu, you can do it, all you can do is wear a swimsuit, you even wear underwear, are you afraid of wearing this thing?

It’s just wearing underwear outside. When walking outside, everyone is the same. Be normal. Don’t show a little bit of disobedience, otherwise it will make people feel strange.

After comforting him, Shi Jingsu looked at himself in the mirror whose blushing didn't fade away, and still felt——

Concubine really can't do it!