Beautiful cannon fodder wants to divorce every day

There are wolves in front and tigers in back, even if Shi Jingsu wanted to leave, he couldn't leave at all.

The current situation is really impossible to escape.

If he can survive this catastrophe today.

Shi Jingsu felt that in the coming days, it was necessary to go to the temple to burn incense and make a wish.

All kinds of gods in China and the West please show their spirits and must help him survive this calamity.

Shi Jingsu prayed silently.

In the end, he repeatedly took deep breaths, repeatedly comforted himself, repeatedly encouraged himself, repeatedly...

Finally plucking up the courage, she simply took off the clothes on her body without doing anything else, then adjusted the position of the fake breasts in front of the mirror, closed her eyes, and put on the swimsuit like a blind man touching an elephant.

Waiting until it's all over seems as long as a century has passed.

Shi Jingsu slowly opened his eyes again.

In the mirror, she saw a tall and slender beauty, wearing a pale pink bikini.

The bikini is sexy and has a little bit of sweetness and cuteness, which makes his complexion more delicate and white, with a slender waist and long legs.

The tension of the previous moment, after seeing the picture in the mirror, instantly turned into floating bubbles.

For a moment, Shi Jingsu was stunned, and said in admiration: What a pair of good legs.

Look at how slender and slender this arm is.

Looking at this waist, it can be called a small waist that is full of grip.

And this skin is really smooth and tender.

what.

Why am I so pretty.

Shi Jingsu couldn't help but sing that song: What should I do if it's so beautiful.

Facing the mirror, he constantly changed his posture and shape.

I really want to have a lighting board and a professional photographer to capture his current picture.

Guaranteed to be featured on the cover of a fashion magazine.

Hahaha.

Before the word "ha" was finished, the little door god outside the door began to urge: "Are you ready?"

All of a sudden, Shi Jingsu returned to his original form from his aimless and erratic state.

He finally remembered what shameful costume he was wearing.

Appreciating yourself alone and being watched by a group of people are two different things.

Especially if you want to show yourself in front of Chu Yandong, it is a completely different feeling.

The overwhelming sense of shame returned, and Shi Jingsu replied tremblingly, "Okay, okay."

Immediately afterwards, he heard Chu Yandong ask again: "Why haven't you come out yet?"

Shi Jingsu's face was burning again.

How should he present his appearance?

A quick glance in the mirror, fortunately, the lace of the skirt is big enough and long enough to cover a certain place perfectly, so as not to make a shocking appearance and blind others' eyes.

According to Shi Jingsu's previous visual inspection, the sea breeze here is relatively gentle, and the hem of the skirt should not be blown too high.

He shouldn't die so quickly.

Shi Jingsu looked up at the ceiling.

……hope so.

When she went out, she was dressed in light pink, the color of sweet peach petals, which made her skin as delicate as a stamen, gradually appearing in front of Chu Yandong bit by bit.

There was a look of amazement in his eyes, but it was only for a short moment, and that amazement was hastily taken away by him.

Chu Yandong looked away uncomfortably.

His heart was beating violently.

Shi Jingsu looked so good in this swimsuit, it was so good that people couldn't take their eyes off it.

The boss is right, as long as Shi Jingsu walks out immediately, it will definitely attract the attention of a large number of people.

And I don't know if it was Chu Yandong's illusion, but he always felt that Shi Jingsu in a swimsuit seemed very shy.

Obviously "she" even wore the sexy black cheongsam dress with high waist slits, low breasts and exposed grooves, but she seemed embarrassed to wear this kind of dress?

Is it because there is more exposure?

Shi Jingsu felt that he still overestimated himself.

At that moment, not only Chu Yandong's eyes stayed on him, but also the eyes of other customers who came to get dressed in the store also stayed on him.

Among them are men and women, old and young.

Shi Jingsu's face turned even redder.

The sense of normalcy that was finally found was separated again.

He was numb for a moment, and goosebumps stood up layer by layer.

When he thought that he was a man under the clothes, he felt even more uncomfortable.

Why did it just start today?

Let's end it now.

Let the sun go down quickly.

Shi Jingsu's expression collapsed.

As soon as he stepped out of his right leg, he felt that it was chilly down there, a bit too cool.

Shi Jingsu collapsed even more.

From Chu Yandong's point of view, he was always looking at his feet. In fact, Jing Su was looking at the hem of his skirt, whether that place was well covered, whether it followed his movements, and was suddenly lifted up for a moment. There is exposure.

God, why such a shame!

Every time Shi Jingsu took a step, he felt like he was walking on the tip of a needle.

His heart was almost in his throat.

I was afraid that a stride would be too big and accidentally expose the scenery under the skirt.

Shi Jingsu didn't dare to walk anymore.

I could only try my best to clamp my legs, and move out bit by bit coyly.

Chu Yandong:?

He couldn't understand what Shi Jingsu was doing right now, so he blurted out, "Are you in a hurry?"

Shi Jingsu: ...

You are the only one who is in a hurry to urinate, you are in a hurry to urinate every day!

Hey!

Why didn't Chu Yandong get rid of the bad habit of talking so irritatingly?

He had obviously confessed his love to him, but his EQ was so low that he never said sweet words.

Shi Jingsu looked at him in disbelief, his forehead twitching non-stop.

Suddenly, he felt that he should thank Chu Yandong for not asking him more bluntly: Have you suffered from hemorrhoids?

If Chu Yandong dared to say such a thing, he would be sentenced to a wifeless prison sentence every minute.

Shi Jingsu faced him with a smile, that smile was extra sweet, and he didn't struggle as violently as he complained about.

"There is no urgency to urinate, I feel that this bikini exposes so many places, I am embarrassed to walk."

Chu Yandong gave a light "um".

Seeing that there was something going on, Shi Jingsu hurriedly added: "Even husband, you think you're showing too much, I think it's better to forget it, it's better to take it off and stop wearing it."

After finishing speaking, he saw Chu Yandong immediately raised his finger and pointed to a reminder above the wall.

"This store does not accept try-ons."

Shi Jingsu: ...

Failed.

It's that he didn't expect so much.

That is to say, once the swimwear in our store is worn, there is no reason to return it.

This is also to prevent cross-infection etc.

Shi Jingsu could only resign himself to his fate and said, "Actually, I think it's fine for me to wear my original clothes."

"Anyway, I'm not going to the sea. It's a feast for the eyes to see you guys playing in the water."

Chu Yandong looked at him lightly, and suddenly, his eyes shifted to other places uncomfortably, and the roots of his ears were slightly red: "It's very beautiful, I really want to continue to see you wear it."

Shi Jingsu: ...

Ahhhhh!

So, Chu Yandong, why are you shy at these critical moments!

It made him feel shy every time.

And Chu Yandong actually praised him for his good looks.

This was one of the few scenes where Chu Yandong praised him for his good looks in front of him.

Shi Jingsu almost had the urge to quickly record it with his mobile phone, and said to him with a teasing smile: I told you a long time ago, I am born so beautiful, and you are blind to my beauty.

Shi Jingsu was a little flustered at the beginning, but he thought it was not a bad thing to just dress like this?

The main problem was that he couldn't convince Chu Yandong.

Chu Yandong didn't seem to give up until he achieved his goal.

According to Chu Yandong's psychological state, it is estimated that now he can't wait to contract all the swimsuits in this shop, and let him make a miracle Susu swimsuit version.

Then...

Finished calf.

It's a good thing he wasn't arrogant enough to take over the entire store, because that wouldn't make much sense.

When Shi Jingsu can only try to walk, don't pay too much attention to that place.

Let go of your legs as much as possible, and walk forward generously.

But when he went to a crowded place, the pores of his body were full of resistance.

Shi Jingsu felt that he was really spending his life wearing a swimsuit.

His face was blushing unnaturally, and his legs began to weaken. He didn't know what was supporting his will, and he kept moving forward.

Once he walked out of the store, more and more people's eyes fell on him.

Either amazed, envious, appreciative, or admiring, but Shi Jingsu always felt that under so many gazes, someone had already seen his true identity as a man.

Shi Jingsu was suspicious, with erratic eyes.

A big man with a wig on his head and a three-point bikini is really embarrassing for his wife!

He felt that there was a jack-like weight in that place.

Even more present than usual.

Like a sponge that has absorbed water, it became heavier and heavier, making it increasingly difficult for him to take steps and walk.

Shi Jingsu thought silently.

Don't drop the horse, don't drop the horse, don't drop the horse...

Otherwise, he would be ushering in the most embarrassing and embarrassing history in history, and he really wanted to be crushed immediately and enter the dark history of the crematorium.

Shi Jingsu felt uneasy and walked cautiously.

Stepping on the soft fine sand is like stepping on cotton that has no substance, Shi Jingsu is top-heavy and a mess.

Xu Lening had already rushed to his side, holding a yellow swimming ring and smiling at him, "Sister, let's go to the sea to have fun."

Shi Jingsu wanted to cry again without tears: ...

What evil did he do today.

Oh no, throughout history, what crimes did he do.

If he survived the catastrophe today, he must go back and be a vegetarian for a whole week!

Facing Xu Lening's invitation, Shi Jingsu flatly refused, "No, I can't swim, and I'm afraid of drowning. I'll just stay on the shore and see you."

He put on a gentle and virtuous posture, and every detail seemed to say: Don't worry about me, just let me rot alone in the corner.

Xu Lening showed a regretful expression, but soon regained his enthusiasm: "I have a swimming ring here, and I will protect my sister. Don't be afraid, just stay by my side."

Shi Jingsu was full of resistance: "It's really not necessary, you can play, I suffer from the princess disease that I will vomit when I enter the sea."

Xu Lening:? ?

Shi Jingsu found a posture that he thought should be beautiful, miserable, and innocent, and put one hand on his forehead, making him feel dizzy.

"Ouch—I'm so nauseous right now."

"voo voo."

Xu Lening: ...

Fearing that Xu Lening would drag him into the sea, Shi Jingsu quickly found a place with a parasol, and refused to leave after paying the rent there.

Xu Lening had no choice but to give up: "Okay, if my sister doesn't want to vomit, come and play with us again. Zhihuan and I are at that location."

He waved from a distance.

There was indeed a figure waiting for him there.

After a while, Xu Lening left from his eyes.

Shi Jingsu breathed a sigh of relief.

too difficult.

It's so hard.

He thought he had already experienced the most difficult back and forth on the verge of death, but he hadn't.

Shi Jingsu didn't know how long he could last in this scene, he could only minimize his sense of existence.

But a certain place was strangled too tightly, and he didn't dare to sit with his legs spread out, so he could only endure this torture like sitting on pins and needles.

At the same time, two men saw him sitting here alone and no one cared about him, and felt that it was unscientific, and at the same time, they mustered up the courage to come forward and strike up a conversation with him.

"Hi, hello, beauty, are you here alone?"

Shi Jingsu suddenly raised his head and looked at them with a confused face: "..."

So, don't just strike up a conversation when you see a good-looking person outside. You never know whether there is a man or a woman under the swimsuit.

And boys must protect themselves when they go out, otherwise, they will be coveted by others.

Looking at a figure approaching quickly in the distance, Shi Jingsu prayed for them in his heart, and said with a smile, "It's not one person, it's two people."

Immediately, before the two men could react, Chu Yandong, who was wearing a pair of pure black swimming trunks, had already stepped in front of them.

He seemed to be running as fast as he could, like a little leopard stalking its prey, running over gracefully and wildly.

The noble aura cultivated from childhood to adulthood stunned the two young men on the opposite side.

"I heard that you have something to do with my wife?"

Those two people immediately left resentfully, this man looked like the type not to be messed with, even though his complexion looked a little pale, so unnatural that he looked like a sick man.

But his figure, his physique, can be seen as a trained type.

The two young men immediately urged each other: "Hurry up, hurry up, let's go."

"I'm sorry, brother, we didn't know she already had a husband."

Shi Jingsu flicked his long hair around his ears, and smiled charmingly: "It's okay, those who don't know are innocent, you also came here to strike up a conversation because I was so beautiful, right?"

Two young men: ...Miss, please let me go, we don't want to die yet!I beg you to have a lot of adults, please do me a favor, hurry up and see the eyes of your husband!It’s like eating people QAQ

Under Chu Yandong's death stare, the two young people felt that they had been skinned again and again by others, and they had already died without a whole body, let alone a place to bury them.

They ran away in a panic.

After the two young men walked away, Shi Jingsu sighed sadly: "Oh, this damned charm that has no place to rest."

Chu Yandong was so angry that the veins on his forehead twitched.

He was just about to speak, but unexpectedly, another unknown person came to ask for Shi Jingsu's contact information.

It was still under his nose.

Chu Yandong immediately stood up again, and said as if taking an oath of sovereignty: "I am her husband, what can I do for you?"

The muscles of that arm were right under the eyes of the man, and it was much stronger than his slightly thinner arm.

It turned out that this man, compared to the two young men before, was obviously more old-fashioned.

He immediately smiled and asked, "Excuse me, I want to ask if you two have received your certificate?"

Chu Yandong was slightly taken aback.

...it really hasn't been taken.

When the other party saw it, it seemed that there was a play.

After all, many people who are in love nowadays also like to call their lovers "husband" and "wife".

He said: "Since I haven't received the certificate, it means that I still have a chance. Beauty, how about it, do you want to get to know each other? Did you see that yacht over there? It is mine. If you are interested, I can take it with you." You go to play immediately."

Shi Jingsu blinked his beautiful eyes.

Wow, that is really a very tempting condition.

Chu Yandong took a breath in his chest, his face changed with anger, and he said immediately: "We were married."

Unexpectedly, the other party didn't think there was anything to be afraid of.

Prying corners, he is a professional.

The other party: "It's okay, you can divorce after you get married."

The other party: "Then may I ask your Excellency, when will the divorce be?"

"I'm going to line up, wait a minute."

Chu Yandong: "..."

Hey!