Cheating, but not quite

As soon as Xie Qi got off the plane, he received an urgent call for help from Jian Han.

"Thank you, Senior Sister, something serious has happened, Senior Sister!" Jian Han's voice was panicked, and he even spoke incoherently, "My wife is cracked again!"

Xie Qi: "???"

Xie Qi: "Calm down, drink a glass of water first, slow down your speech, and then explain the situation clearly."

There was the sound of Bu Han gurgling and swallowing water in the microphone. After drinking the water, he took a deep breath and said, "Senior Sister, I found that Cang Xingyi has more than two personalities!"

Xie Qi: "Well, tell me in detail?"

"It's like this. When I got out of the bedroom at noon today, I found that my wife's smell was not right." Jian Han said, his voice was still a little nervous, "The pheromone of Cang Xingyi is Omega bramble fragrance, and the side enemy is Alpha rose fragrance. , right. But as soon as I went out, I smelled the pheromone smell of freesia in the room, and I felt bad at that time. Then I found out that Cang Xingyi had a problem-he claimed that his name was Cang Lianyue is a female Alpha, she has no idea who Cang Xingyi and Bian Qiu are!"

"He still remembers me, so I checked my memory with him. He firmly believed that he was a showgirl in a dance hall, and I was a poor painter with a dusty pearl. Although I was poor and an Alpha, he liked He discovered my talent and fell in love with me at first sight, so he sold his jokes in the dance hall to support me so that I can continue to create.”

Xie Qi: "...he has compiled a complete set of stories."

"He said that although he couldn't help himself and couldn't be with me on the surface, we have made a private decision for life and are in a fiancee relationship." Bu Han's voice was faintly breaking down, "What should I do, senior sister, I want to marry you." How can I make him believe that he is actually a man from a good family, and that he is already married to me, so he doesn't need to go out to support his family?!"

Xie Qi: "Puff...Pfft hahahahaha..."

Seeing Han: "Senior Sister! Senior Sister, I am really in pain, stop laughing!"

"You, don't be in a hurry." Xie Qi forcibly controlled the urge to laugh, "As we all know, there are only zero and countless times of schizophrenia. We have to find out the root cause of his split before we can prescribe the right medicine. Have you ever heard Cang Xing Has Yi ever mentioned the name 'Cang Lianyue', or something that matches his current description of himself?"

Jian Han: "No, that's why I was caught off guard now, and my whole body is not well."

Xie Qi asked again: "What about the things he usually comes into contact with? Do you know everything about work and life?"

"Do you work? He himself said that he is a psychological counselor, but Bian Qiu's identity is a novel writer..."

Xie Qi: "Stay on him first, and try to get in touch with his usual work-related content as much as possible when you have time, especially what novels he wrote. Find out and see if you can find any clues. Observe the situation for a few days first, It’s fine if he recovers on his own, but if he hasn’t recovered, you may need to bring him to the capital to have a look.”

"Okay, I see. Thank you, Senior Sister. I'll go when I'm free."

Bu Han hung up the phone, turned around and saw Cang Xingyi standing in his own room, meditating with his chin in front of the open wardrobe.

"Honey?" he asked tentatively, "what are you doing?"

Cang Xingyi hooked a strand of hair with his fingertips, curled it back and forth, and thoughtfully said: "There are no clothes I'm wearing inside."

Jian Hanxin wondered if you still want to wear skirts, and said, "Why not? These clothes are all in your size, you can wear whatever you want."

Cang Xingyi shook his head: "No, I'm not talking about these ordinary clothes."

Seeing Han: "Then what you said is..."

"Underwear, I mean underwear." Cang Xingyi's cheeks were stained with a faint blush, a little embarrassed, "Why is there no underwear in my closet? It's not impossible to go out in a vacuum, but even if others can't see it, in my heart, I don't want to." Would it feel awkward?"

Seeing Han: "..."

God, god fucking underwear.

You don't have nai at all, why do you need to wear underwear? !

"But honey, you're a man." Seeing Han tried to convince him, "Men are...they don't need to wear underwear?"

Cang Xingyi pursed his lips, looking a little displeased: "You can say that I am small, but how can you say that I look like a man and deny its existence fundamentally? Do you despise me?"

Seeing the cold, my head grew bigger: "No, I didn't mean that! What I mean is that you are a male Omega in terms of physiological structure, so there is no need to wear underwear."

Cang Xingyi: "How is it possible, you even got my gender wrong, you don't care about me at all. I am a female Alpha."

Seeing Han: "You touch your chest yourself, besides, you are a woman."

Cang Xingyi's expression was very hurt: "You think I'm too small again. But this size is actually normal for a female Alpha."

Seeing Han's insanity: "Then you touch your crotch, this time I think you are too small, right?!"

Cang Xingyi: "The female Alpha has such a structure, is it something surprising?"

Feeling suffocated without seeing the cold.

He felt that he not only failed to convince Cang Xingyi, but was almost persuaded by Cang Xingyi.

"Although I still insist that you don't need to wear underwear, I respect your right to wear underwear." He endured the humiliation and said, "If you really want to wear it, I can accompany you to buy it."

Only then did Cang Xingyi show a satisfied smile, changed his clothes, and went to the shopping mall with Jianhan.

In the shopping mall, Jianhan watched Cang Xingyi skilfully walk through the women's products stores with a numb face, and suddenly had an illusion that it was not the world that was wrong, but himself.At this time, his mobile phone rang, and he thought it was Xie Qi who had brought the rescuers back, so he quickly picked up the phone.

"Congratulations, Hanhanzi!" Muci's cheerful voice came from the receiver, "I'm sorry, the blessing may be late, I'm abroad, and I just saw the message you sent me. I wish you a happy wedding !"

Seeing Han: "..."

He looked at Cang Xingyi, who was seriously comparing two lipsticks, which one was more suitable for his skin tone.

Can't be happy.

"So did you finally decide to be with Cang Xingyi?" Muci asked again, "Before you said that Bian Qiu disappeared, but when I called you later you said that he was found, but your tone sounded strange at that time. Strange. I was a little worried about you, and I called you again, and the person who answered the phone that time was the enemy. I thought there was nothing between you and him... I didn’t expect you to tell me again , you married Cang Xingyi."

"So now, have you made up your mind to be with Cang Xingyi? Are you clearing up the matter over there?"

Seeing Han: "...No."

Mu Ci: "Ah? Didn't you break up with Bian Qiu?"

"Yes." Seeing Han was expressionless.

Muci: "I'm going, as expected of you... Are you with the two of them at the same time? Do they both know about this, or do they already know about it, but neither of them has any objections?"

Jian Han: "No... actually there are more than two."

Muci: "..."

She didn't understand, but she was shocked.

She is not a real master of feelings, but seeing Han is.

"Then you now..." She asked cautiously, "How do you feel about having so many wives at the same time?"

Jian Han glanced at Cang Xingyi.His beautiful new wife is trying nail polish on her fingers while chatting with the salesman.

His mask of pain: "Don't fall in love, you will become unlucky."

Muci: "???"

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Two days ago, I discussed with readers in the group, saying that although this article did not have a child, what would be the name of the child if Mr. Cang and Han Hanzi had a child.

Me: I should be able to meet with the surname Han.Considering the characteristics of his two (three?) fathers, it might as well be called Bu Zhi Leng.

Me: Or like many children who carry their parents’ surnames in their names, they are called Cang Bu Zhi Leng.

Reader: Then I think it can be called Cang.

I:? ? ?It's you who deserves the name of a ghost.

Reader: Considering that Bian Qiu was created by Teacher Cang for Han Hanzi, so Bian Qiu = the son of Teacher Cang and Han Hanzi = Cang can't.And Xianyue is their daughter, Cang Buyi.

Reader: It is yes to have both children and children.

I:? !

Me: Damn, totally beaver! ! !

A family of four, neat and tidy.

Live!