Cheating, but not quite
Chapter 58 The Blind Box Belongs to Yes
The fighting power of women is really terrifying.He clearly agreed to buy only one piece of underwear and go home, but he didn't expect Cang Xingyi to be like a fish in water as soon as he entered the shopping mall.He doesn't go straight to the destination, but chooses here and there, wanders around leisurely, and from time to time he gestures to his body with a piece of clothing, asking if Buhanhan looks good.
Seeing Han: "..."
Although it is said that a beautiful person can be beautiful in anything, but this kind of red cheongsam with hollow collarbone and waistline and side splits all the way to the hip bone is really unnecessary.
He walked the streets with Cang Xingyi for a whole day, and his legs were sore. The state of "Cang Lianyue" lasted until evening, and after sunset, Bian Qiu's personality reappeared.
Jian Han looked at the wife who was more familiar and normal to him relatively speaking, his eyes were sour, tears of emotion almost fell, and he threw himself into Bian Qiu's arms and hugged him tightly.
Bian Qiu hugged him back suspiciously: "Why, Cang Xingyi bullied you while I was away?"
"It's not as simple as bullying or not bullying. I suspect that you still have problems." Jianhan said sullenly.
Getting up from Bian Qiu's arms, he adjusted his mood and asked Bian Qiu: "Do you know the name 'Cang Lianyue'?"
Bian Qiu shook his head lightly.
Jian Han and Bian Qiu briefly described what happened during the day, and Bian Qiu thought about it for a while, and after recalling it for a while, said: "Although I have never heard of the name 'Cang Lianyue', according to what you said about her The description of my own identity reminds me of a person. I wrote a short story in the early years, and the heroine of the story is named Qin Louyue, and her identity background matches Cang Lianyue's self-introduction."
Having said that, he paused for a moment, and thoughtfully said: "Cang Xingyi also has all the relevant memories of the novel I wrote. And in my memory, before you and I met, that is, Cang Xingyi and I split Before I started, I was already writing novels. In other words, it’s okay to say that these stories were written by Cang Xingyi.”
Bian Qiu asked: "Are you sure it's really schizophrenia again, and it's not that Cang Xingyi played a character in his novel and deliberately teased you?"
"I don't think it was intentional." Jian Han said uncertainly, "We are married, so he has no reason to be a monster anymore? He should... not be so boring!"
Bian Qiu made a voice to torture the soul: "Really?"
Jian Han looked at Bian Qiu: "..."
In order to pursue the Alpha he likes, he can tear himself apart, even reverse his gender, Jian Han really can't help but speak the nonsense that "Cang Xingyi is a normal person" against his conscience.
Rather, because it is Cang Xingyi, it seems that anything can happen to him, and no matter what happens, it is very reasonable.It even makes people feel like "as expected, it's you".
"The best way to confirm it is to ask him what's going on the next time Cang Xingyi appears." Bian Qiu said, "In the current situation, if 'Cang Lianyue' is him pretending to be Come out, the situation may be better. If he is not teasing you, but a third personality really appeared, then the situation will be called troublesome."
Seeing Han forced a smile: "You're right..."
"You don't have to worry too much, maybe it's just a temporary phenomenon." Bian Qiu touched the top of his head, "When you wake up tomorrow morning, everything will return to normal."
"I hope... that's the case."
However, the facts tell Bujianhan that he is too simple and naive after all.
He fell asleep with the hope of seeing a normal wife when he woke up the next morning, and opened his eyes full of optimism and anticipation in the morning, smelling the aroma of pork rib soup coming from the living room.Without the scent of freesia mixed in, he thought that Cang Xingyi had returned to normal, but when he opened the door, he was stunned by the scene in front of him.
His wife wore only a cooking apron and a pair of cotton slippers, humming a little tune and cooking in the kitchen.The chopping board and the stove are filled with fresh tender beef. The meat is blood red with a beautiful white fat texture. It has just defrosted, and the overflowing blood drips along the gap between the countertop and the floor tiles.
But what shocked Jian Han the most was that his wife was wearing nothing under the apron.The upturned and tender buttocks were so white that they glowed, which hurt his eyes.
No cold pupil earthquake.
"Honey, are you here?" Hearing the sound of him getting up, the young man with a kitchen knife turned his head and smiled at him kindly, "My seventh brother is not at home today, but he called back and asked me to treat you well. Don't worry, I will let you feel the hospitality of our family!"
"No, no need...! I still have class today, and I will play with you when I come back later!"
Seeing Han almost fled in despair.
He didn't know why Cang Xingyi suddenly became like this, it was exactly the same as the perverted boss Lin Ba in the horror game "Dear Brothers" he played.Not only did the boss not wear clothes, he also killed all seven of his older brothers and ate their flesh in order to occupy their love.Jian Han vaguely remembered that when he played this game, he was pressed and killed countless times by the boss in the toilet because he did not master the important skills to pass the level.
As the saying goes, marriage is the tomb of love.
He felt that he had indeed stepped into the gate of hell with one foot!
Bu Jianhan spent a whole day muddled outside, and at night finally mustered up the courage, went back to the door of his house, and pushed open the door of his own house.
The kitchen was covered with blood stains like a murder scene, and the house was clean and tidy, as if the chaos had never happened.
The person who greeted him was Bian Qiu.
Seeing cold and hot tears welling up in his eyes, he almost cried out while hugging his beautiful wife.Bian Qiu patted his back to comfort him: "I'm so sorry for frightening you."
"It's okay, it's okay." Bujian Han said emotionally while grabbing Bian Qiu's lapel, "As long as you can return to normal."
However, he never expected that this was just the beginning of everything.
When he woke up the next morning, he found that Cang Xingyi was not with him, and suspected that his wife had fallen ill again.He was afraid that Cang Xingyi would turn into a perverted murderer again like the day before, so he sneaked a knife and tiptoed to the door of his wife's room.
He saw Cang Xingyi lying on the bed wearing the wedding dress that had been torn on the wedding night, with his hands resting on his stomach, his eyes closed as if in deep sleep, as quiet as a lifeless ceramic doll.
Seeing Han: "..."
He asked cautiously: "Honey, why did you put the wedding dress on again?"
"Presumptuous." Cang Xingyi didn't open his eyes, and said coldly, "Which level of doll are you, how dare you speak frivolously to the great queen of the kingdom of dolls without using honorifics?"
Seeing Han: "...Who are you?!"
"I am the ninth-rank doll queen of the kingdom of dolls, the mother of dolls sleeping in a crystal coffin, and the genius dollmaker Margaret." Cang Xingyi said proudly, "When you come to the final battle Atrium, after killing the king, I will devour him and become the Scarlet Queen, the only tenth-rank ruler of the kingdom of dolls. At that time, all the dolls in the country will tremble at my majesty!"
Seeing Han: "..."
Although the first two were outrageous, they could still be called ordinary human beings.
All of a sudden, not only are you no longer a human being, but your background and worldview have also changed? !
From the morning of the second day of the wedding, Buan Han gets a brand new wife from time to time.
Sometimes he is a showgirl who tears and laughs to support his family, sometimes he is an arrogant and beautiful doll queen, sometimes a rag doll who can only tell lies, and sometimes he is a scum painter who likes to paint in the style of the underworld.
There is also the cowardly brother who was killed by the perverted brother, the police officer who likes to beep and scream with a loudspeaker, and the vicious system that presides over a certain doll horror game...
Change it every day, no duplicates.
Seeing the cold finally collapsed.
This time he is not marrying a wife, but a blind box!
Seeing Han: "..."
Although it is said that a beautiful person can be beautiful in anything, but this kind of red cheongsam with hollow collarbone and waistline and side splits all the way to the hip bone is really unnecessary.
He walked the streets with Cang Xingyi for a whole day, and his legs were sore. The state of "Cang Lianyue" lasted until evening, and after sunset, Bian Qiu's personality reappeared.
Jian Han looked at the wife who was more familiar and normal to him relatively speaking, his eyes were sour, tears of emotion almost fell, and he threw himself into Bian Qiu's arms and hugged him tightly.
Bian Qiu hugged him back suspiciously: "Why, Cang Xingyi bullied you while I was away?"
"It's not as simple as bullying or not bullying. I suspect that you still have problems." Jianhan said sullenly.
Getting up from Bian Qiu's arms, he adjusted his mood and asked Bian Qiu: "Do you know the name 'Cang Lianyue'?"
Bian Qiu shook his head lightly.
Jian Han and Bian Qiu briefly described what happened during the day, and Bian Qiu thought about it for a while, and after recalling it for a while, said: "Although I have never heard of the name 'Cang Lianyue', according to what you said about her The description of my own identity reminds me of a person. I wrote a short story in the early years, and the heroine of the story is named Qin Louyue, and her identity background matches Cang Lianyue's self-introduction."
Having said that, he paused for a moment, and thoughtfully said: "Cang Xingyi also has all the relevant memories of the novel I wrote. And in my memory, before you and I met, that is, Cang Xingyi and I split Before I started, I was already writing novels. In other words, it’s okay to say that these stories were written by Cang Xingyi.”
Bian Qiu asked: "Are you sure it's really schizophrenia again, and it's not that Cang Xingyi played a character in his novel and deliberately teased you?"
"I don't think it was intentional." Jian Han said uncertainly, "We are married, so he has no reason to be a monster anymore? He should... not be so boring!"
Bian Qiu made a voice to torture the soul: "Really?"
Jian Han looked at Bian Qiu: "..."
In order to pursue the Alpha he likes, he can tear himself apart, even reverse his gender, Jian Han really can't help but speak the nonsense that "Cang Xingyi is a normal person" against his conscience.
Rather, because it is Cang Xingyi, it seems that anything can happen to him, and no matter what happens, it is very reasonable.It even makes people feel like "as expected, it's you".
"The best way to confirm it is to ask him what's going on the next time Cang Xingyi appears." Bian Qiu said, "In the current situation, if 'Cang Lianyue' is him pretending to be Come out, the situation may be better. If he is not teasing you, but a third personality really appeared, then the situation will be called troublesome."
Seeing Han forced a smile: "You're right..."
"You don't have to worry too much, maybe it's just a temporary phenomenon." Bian Qiu touched the top of his head, "When you wake up tomorrow morning, everything will return to normal."
"I hope... that's the case."
However, the facts tell Bujianhan that he is too simple and naive after all.
He fell asleep with the hope of seeing a normal wife when he woke up the next morning, and opened his eyes full of optimism and anticipation in the morning, smelling the aroma of pork rib soup coming from the living room.Without the scent of freesia mixed in, he thought that Cang Xingyi had returned to normal, but when he opened the door, he was stunned by the scene in front of him.
His wife wore only a cooking apron and a pair of cotton slippers, humming a little tune and cooking in the kitchen.The chopping board and the stove are filled with fresh tender beef. The meat is blood red with a beautiful white fat texture. It has just defrosted, and the overflowing blood drips along the gap between the countertop and the floor tiles.
But what shocked Jian Han the most was that his wife was wearing nothing under the apron.The upturned and tender buttocks were so white that they glowed, which hurt his eyes.
No cold pupil earthquake.
"Honey, are you here?" Hearing the sound of him getting up, the young man with a kitchen knife turned his head and smiled at him kindly, "My seventh brother is not at home today, but he called back and asked me to treat you well. Don't worry, I will let you feel the hospitality of our family!"
"No, no need...! I still have class today, and I will play with you when I come back later!"
Seeing Han almost fled in despair.
He didn't know why Cang Xingyi suddenly became like this, it was exactly the same as the perverted boss Lin Ba in the horror game "Dear Brothers" he played.Not only did the boss not wear clothes, he also killed all seven of his older brothers and ate their flesh in order to occupy their love.Jian Han vaguely remembered that when he played this game, he was pressed and killed countless times by the boss in the toilet because he did not master the important skills to pass the level.
As the saying goes, marriage is the tomb of love.
He felt that he had indeed stepped into the gate of hell with one foot!
Bu Jianhan spent a whole day muddled outside, and at night finally mustered up the courage, went back to the door of his house, and pushed open the door of his own house.
The kitchen was covered with blood stains like a murder scene, and the house was clean and tidy, as if the chaos had never happened.
The person who greeted him was Bian Qiu.
Seeing cold and hot tears welling up in his eyes, he almost cried out while hugging his beautiful wife.Bian Qiu patted his back to comfort him: "I'm so sorry for frightening you."
"It's okay, it's okay." Bujian Han said emotionally while grabbing Bian Qiu's lapel, "As long as you can return to normal."
However, he never expected that this was just the beginning of everything.
When he woke up the next morning, he found that Cang Xingyi was not with him, and suspected that his wife had fallen ill again.He was afraid that Cang Xingyi would turn into a perverted murderer again like the day before, so he sneaked a knife and tiptoed to the door of his wife's room.
He saw Cang Xingyi lying on the bed wearing the wedding dress that had been torn on the wedding night, with his hands resting on his stomach, his eyes closed as if in deep sleep, as quiet as a lifeless ceramic doll.
Seeing Han: "..."
He asked cautiously: "Honey, why did you put the wedding dress on again?"
"Presumptuous." Cang Xingyi didn't open his eyes, and said coldly, "Which level of doll are you, how dare you speak frivolously to the great queen of the kingdom of dolls without using honorifics?"
Seeing Han: "...Who are you?!"
"I am the ninth-rank doll queen of the kingdom of dolls, the mother of dolls sleeping in a crystal coffin, and the genius dollmaker Margaret." Cang Xingyi said proudly, "When you come to the final battle Atrium, after killing the king, I will devour him and become the Scarlet Queen, the only tenth-rank ruler of the kingdom of dolls. At that time, all the dolls in the country will tremble at my majesty!"
Seeing Han: "..."
Although the first two were outrageous, they could still be called ordinary human beings.
All of a sudden, not only are you no longer a human being, but your background and worldview have also changed? !
From the morning of the second day of the wedding, Buan Han gets a brand new wife from time to time.
Sometimes he is a showgirl who tears and laughs to support his family, sometimes he is an arrogant and beautiful doll queen, sometimes a rag doll who can only tell lies, and sometimes he is a scum painter who likes to paint in the style of the underworld.
There is also the cowardly brother who was killed by the perverted brother, the police officer who likes to beep and scream with a loudspeaker, and the vicious system that presides over a certain doll horror game...
Change it every day, no duplicates.
Seeing the cold finally collapsed.
This time he is not marrying a wife, but a blind box!
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