[Hammer] Amnesia must also save the world

"You want to go out?" Renee looked at Loki who was wearing a coat strangely, and asked, "Bring me some food when you come back, there is no food at home."

"Oh." Loki replied absently, put on his hat, wrapped himself in a scarf, wrapped himself up tightly, and went out.

Thor has already set off for a blind date, and Loki arrives at their blind date location - a small park, where Loki landed when he first came to the atrium.On a bench, he found two people who were on a blind date.

"Actually, I don't like a man like you." It was a hot girl with a straight temper, "I like tall boys with good figure, long legs, and high hairline. Mine is still too big, so I really can't appreciate you." The girl spoke too frankly, and Thor was frightened by her for a moment.

"Then why are you still here?"

"Because you said you have a younger brother, I saw the photo, and that's the type I like!" The girl looked very excited, covering her face and stomping her feet, showing a shyness that is different from the hot appearance, "It's simply Prince Charming , I like him so much."

Loki hid behind a nearby tree, rolled his eyes, immediately came out from behind the tree, and rushed towards Thor, "Brother!"

"Loki?" Thor wondered that he wasn't surprised at all, "Why are you here?"

Loki smiled obediently, and came up with a reason casually, "Renee asked me to buy some food."

"Oh my God! A boy who can cook!" The girl exclaimed excitedly, "Do you have a girlfriend! If you don't mind, can you give me your mobile phone number!"

Thor immediately stood up and pulled Loki behind him vigilantly, "He can't cook."

"Then I like it too, I can cook, so it doesn't matter!"

"He's still young and doesn't need to find a girlfriend." Thor said impatiently.

"A brother can't be so stingy!" The girl retorted without showing any weakness, "You're already out on a blind date, why can't he find a girlfriend?"

"That's different." Thor was choked, and stammered, "I want to find him a sister-in-law to take care of him."

"Which woman would be willing to take care of your younger brother for you!" The girl jumped anxiously, "He's not your son, he still needs you to take care of him at this age?"

Rocky looked at the two people who were arguing with interest, and smiled very happily, which was much more interesting than watching TV.He cooperated with their quarrel very wickedly, "Brother, I also want to find a girlfriend." He tugged at the corner of Thor's clothes, and blinked his watery eyes pitifully.

Thor twitched his lips, ignored him, and continued arguing with the girl, "A relationship without family blessings will not be happy, give up, I will never let my brother be with you!"

"Ha." The girl sneered and mocked loudly, "Actually, you are jealous! I like your brother because I don't like you! You are jealous of him, so you deliberately want to spoil him. Didn't you hear him say that he wants to find a girlfriend?" friend!"

"Yes, I want to find a girlfriend." Loki pulled the corner of his clothes again without fear of death.

"Shut up." Thor pushed him behind him again, struggling to argue, "Mom and Dad won't allow him to find a girlfriend! You can't be with him for long, you just watched him It's just a photo, how much do you really think you like him?" He didn't know why he was so opposed to Loki's relationship, but no one could be with Loki without his permission!

"Mom said that I can also try to find a girlfriend." Loki interrupted in a low voice. As for the authenticity of the matter, it is not considered for the time being.

Thor gave him a fierce look, and said in a rough voice, "Shut up! Be honest!"

The girl became angry again, "Didn't I watch him for a long time now! Do you understand that there is a word called love at first sight! I just fell in love with your brother, and your mother agreed. Does it matter if you agree or not? !"

This sentence can be regarded as completely hitting Thor's back. He couldn't bear the fact that he was not important in Loki's heart. He stared at the girl fiercely, and said every word, "No, but, Yes!" After saying that, he turned around and dragged Loki away.

"Eh? Don't you want to say goodbye to her?" Loki deliberately pretended to be reluctant, pushing and pulling his arm.

Thor shouted angrily, "Say goodbye! Do you expect to see her again?"

"But she looks pretty good." Loki smacked his lips regretfully, "Much better looking than that Jane."

Thor snorted heavily and simply ignored him.

Loki was still interested in teasing his irritable brother, "Brother, why don't we go on a blind date together."

"..."

Loki walked in small steps, chattering around Thor non-stop, "If you don't speak, I'll take it as your acquiescence."

"..."

"Who is next? I think the woman in the third picture is not bad. If you don't like it, let me know."

"..."

"Hey, I remember there was a pair of twins. It would be very interesting if we brought a pair of sisters back!"

"..."

Loki peeked at him, and found that Thor still didn't respond. He curled his lips in disappointment, and continued to make persistent efforts. He grabbed Thor's arm and pulled it in another direction, "You went wrong, the next blind date is at Well, you go to this one, I'll go to the third one!"

Thor stopped abruptly, staring at Loki with a stern face.

"What's the matter." Loki shrank his neck, tangled to find that he seemed to have accidentally angered his brother.Although he always likes to play pranks, he is actually more afraid of his brother getting angry than Odin.

"If you don't go, don't go, don't be so fierce." Loki subdued in a low voice, took a step back unconsciously, and said unwillingly, "I just want to find a girlfriend, you have it Why can't I have it."

Thor stared at him for a while, then suddenly picked him up by the waist and carried him on his shoulders, "I think it's necessary for me to send you to the supermarket and go home honestly after buying groceries."

"Ouch——" Loki retched when his stomach was hit by Thor's shoulder, and then he patted Thor's back uncomfortably.

"Don't move, don't cry if you fall down." Thor folded his calf to prevent him from moving, and carried him to the supermarket irrefutably. It's not worth mentioning for Thor.

Thor stuffed Loki into the supermarket trolley, Loki's long legs were hanging outside the trolley, which made it impossible for him to climb out of the trolley, "Get me out of here quickly." Loki shook his legs, trying to There was a footprint on Thor's terribly cowardly coat.

"Then you have to swear that you won't find a girlfriend." Thor stood in front of him with his chest folded like a solid wall.Loki looked at him with his neck up, unconvinced but obedient, "I swear—" he said weakly.

Thor suddenly pulled out a big smile as if changing his face, "That's good." He carried Loki out of the trolley, and still gently pushed his back as if he was dealing with the shrunken Loki. Back, "Go shopping for vegetables, remember to buy some meat, I will make you a pie tonight."

Loki bared his teeth at him, muttered and walked towards the freezer.Thor looked at his younger brother's back with relief, turned around and rushed to the next blind date location - beside the fountain in the square.

"Are you Mr Thor Odinson?"

This time it was a quiet girl. Although she was a little displeased with Thor's dress, she still didn't show it politely, even though she was a costume designer with a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

In general, Thor has a good impression of her, but the other party doesn't think so.

"Did you buy all your clothes yourself?" After holding back for nearly half an hour, the girl finally couldn't help asking, "Your clothes don't seem to fit well? If you don't mind, I can take you to match them."

"Uh——" Thor was a little embarrassed. He racked his brains to find a way to relieve himself, and finally decided to push it all on Loki's head. "Actually, my brother prepared it for me, and I don't want to wear it. But he has been making a fuss, and I can't help it if I have to wear this one."

"..." The girl's expression was a little strange, "How old is your brother this year?"

"...about 25." Thor really didn't know how to say that their age was calculated differently from human age, so he had to make a random number.

The girl had a hellish expression, "Even if you want to fool me, you should make up a better reason. My 25-year-old brother is still fighting with you and forcing you to change clothes. I haven't seen this before. Of course, I don't know." I haven't seen anyone as old as my brother." She looked at her watch and said, "It's almost time, I think this date will end here, I am very happy to meet you, but I don't like wearing clothes. I'm sorry, men with poor clothes, I'm leaving first."

"..." Thor didn't have time to say anything before the other party left in a hurry.

Today is definitely not a good day for a blind date.

Rocky, who was still dawdling in the supermarket, grabbed the vegetable leaves depressedly, staring at the price tag in a daze.The staff of the supermarket had come to remind him several times, but he ignored them all. Once he even gave him a fierce look. Those staff have already started discussing whether to call security.

Fortunately, Loki finally stopped his daze.The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, so he decided that today he must continue to unscrupulously destroy all the blind dates of his brother, and carry out his original purpose to the end.

Rocky is a man of action, and he set off immediately after making up his mind. He grabbed two handfuls of vegetables, took a box of meat, and went to pay the bill.Then he quickly ran into the mall and bought a set of clothes to change into. He put on a mask, sunglasses, a hat, and a scarf. He also specially changed into a pair of shoes with inner heightening, so that no matter how he looked, he couldn't tell who he was.

After everything was prepared, Loki estimated the time, and now it was probably time to meet the third girl.Even if he was not on the scene, he can be sure that the second one will not succeed. He still remembers the information, just based on Thor's crazy clothes, together with an obsessive-compulsive disorder who is engaged in clothing design, that's Biodin's eyes suddenly blurred. Impossible to be blind.

The third blind date was at a cake shop. This girl had a sweet tooth. Although she was not as good as Loki, her love for sweets was enough for Thor to have a good impression of her.In his opinion, those who love sweets are little angels, such as his younger brother, although this younger brother will become a little devil if he is not careful, he blames it on eating too much sweets, although the two have nothing to do with each other , but he always needs to find an excuse for himself to forgive his brother.

"This kind of idea is so cute." The girl didn't care much about Thor's attire, but she was a little interested in his angel theory, "I have to say, I still sound very happy, although I know it's just polite It's just words."

"I mean it." Thor smiled, and dug a large spoonful of cake into his mouth. "My brother loves sweets very much. If he doesn't eat for a day, it's like killing him."

"Me too!" The girl said excitedly, "I always feel that if I don't eat sweets every day, I will lose the motivation to live. As long as I eat a piece of chocolate in the morning, I can be happy all day long."

"Then you're pretty good." Thor shook his head helplessly, "For him, eating a box of pudding a day is not enough."

"I must meet your brother when I have time. I always feel that I will get along well with him." The girl said yearningly.

Thor's smile froze on his face, and he thought about what happened before, "Uh, he's busy." He said unnaturally.Compared with Loki, his lies are so low that they can be broken with a single poke.

"Oh—Thor!" A strange male voice with a drawn-out tone suddenly sounded.Thor noticed that the voice came from a man who had just entered the door and couldn't see his face, "Who are you?" He asked strangely.

"You're playing this game with me again, you know who I am." The man seemed to be familiar with him and hugged his shoulder affectionately, "I didn't expect to see you here, what are you doing. "

"A date." Thor answered him in a daze.

"Dating?" The man seemed surprised. "Didn't you just come back from your honeymoon with your wife yesterday!"

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