[Hammer] Amnesia must also save the world

"Dating?" The man seemed surprised. "Didn't you just come back from your honeymoon with your wife yesterday!" He exclaimed, "Are you going to have an affair? Oh——nonononono, you can't do this to your wife. I'm the first to disagree. If you don't want me to have an affair with you If you break your friendship, you better not do it."

The girl who was eating the cake raised her head, frowned and asked, "Do you have a wife?"

"No, no, I don't." Thor waved his hands hurriedly, then glared at the man fiercely, "Who the hell are you, I don't know you at all, why are you talking nonsense!"

"Are you trying to deny it!" The man seemed very angry, and he shouted in a rough voice, "I really didn't expect you to be such a person. From today onwards, I will never have you as a friend again. Go tell your wife, how can she live with a scum like you, I can't just watch her fall into the fire, who knows how many women you have outside!" He scolded Thor, Then he walked away aggressively with heavy steps.

Thor sat in his seat blankly, unable to recover.

The girl stood up abruptly, and slapped the two banknotes on the table with a cold face, "I don't want people to think that I'm a mistress because I'm greedy for your money." She left the seat, as if feeling a little Not enough, turned around again, gritted his teeth and said, "I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

The fourth blind date, failed.

……

The masked man hurried out of the cake shop, hid in the grove of the park, took off his scarf and mask, and laughed heartily, letting out clouds of white steam. In the hazy white mist, the smiling face was exactly Loki in disguise!

He leaned against the tree trunk and looked across the street with his face sideways. It was not far from the cake shop, and he could clearly see what happened at the entrance of the cake shop. He saw Thor walking out of the cake shop, and hurriedly He was fully armed and followed.

"Hi, is this Thor Odinson, I look more handsome than the photo." A new blind date came to the agreed place.

Thor greeted her with a smile. Before he could say anything, the masked man jumped out, "Thor, why did you find another girlfriend? I saw her running away crying just now. Why don't you go and have a look?"

"What's going on." The girl who was still smiling like a flower just now pulled her face down, "Do you want to explain it?"

"It's you again!" Thor was a little mad, "What do you want!"

"I just can't watch you hurt girls everywhere!" the masked man said righteously.

The girl squinted Thor, turned around and left with a cold snort.

The fifth blind date failed.

"Is this Mr. Odinson, please. Nice to meet you."

Another blind date, also looking pretty, but Thor has absolutely no interest.

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He meditated in his heart.

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"Tortor! Are you just leaving your girlfriend alone? I just got a call from her, and she has finished the abortion operation!"

As he expected, the masked man jumped out again lingeringly.

He turned his head to look around, and the girl had already turned and walked back.

The sixth blind date failed.

……

Thor guessed again and again who this masked man who was always making trouble was, at least he knew his name, and it was very likely that he knew someone.The first thing he thought of was Loki, this kind of prank was very similar to what he would do, but Loki was not that tall, this masked man seemed to be a few centimeters taller than Thor.

But apart from Loki, he never thought of anyone who would play tricks on him and make trouble for him so tirelessly.Is it an enemy?Thor began to filter his list of enemies.

It was the last one, and the sun was gradually setting. Thor looked up at the sky, and murmured in his heart: Come to the end, and I have to cook for Loki when I go back.

The last blind date was a fair-skinned girl who was obsessed with Thor. According to her, she fell in love with Thor the moment she saw Thor's photo.

Regarding this, Loki, who was eavesdropping on the sidelines, just symbolically rubbed his goose bumped arm.

Judging from this girl's performance, she really likes Thor very much.She didn't care about Thor's attire at all, she just kept staring at Thor's face with her chin resting on her cheeks. Even a person like Thor, who is accustomed to accepting other people's eyes with various meanings, was a little embarrassed.

She enthusiastically asked Thor various questions, and Loki bet that even the police couldn't ask more detailed and serious questions than her.She even asked the size of the shoes three times, as if she had to take multiple measurements to find the average, for fear that there would be errors if she only asked once.

Thor will only be full of enthusiasm when talking about Loki. This time, he also wants to fully express his love for his brother in the chat this time, but unfortunately the other party doesn't care at all.

"My younger brother also likes to watch suspense dramas. Although he is always too scared to sleep by himself at night, and he is worried that someone will poison it if he drinks water, he always likes to imitate the plots in those detective dramas, pointing at me and saying I'm a murderer, my serious appearance is so cute—" Seeing that Thor was about to enter a state of obsession again, the girl quickly interrupted him——

"Oh, what do you like to watch, romance movies or horror movies?" She basically ignored the long paragraphs Thor said, holding her chin in both hands, looking at him with bright eyes, "No, no, I guess You might prefer watching action movies."

I would rather act in an action movie with you now!Loki, who was hiding aside, wanted to rush out and beat people away. He adjusted his sunglasses and covered the mask again, cleared his throat, straightened up and walked steadily, and shouted, "Oh my God!" , Thor, why are you still here! Your son has a fever, I sent you to the hospital for you, and you didn’t answer your phone calls, so I had to come out to find you, Jerry is looking after the child for you, don’t worry.”

"Do you have children?" the girl asked suddenly.

He just knew it.Thor rolled his eyes, and replied listlessly, "Yes."

Loki thought that this girl would give up, but to his surprise, she covered her face and exclaimed excitedly, "A mature man with children, oh my god, so attractive."

"But he lied to you!" Rocky jumped. "He has a wife and child, but he didn't tell you! He even injured his ex-wife and sent him to the hospital."

"We just met, of course he wouldn't say this to me." The girl still looked obsessed, "Even so, I can accept it."

Rocky stared at her incredulously, and shouted, "He's already dated nearly 10 girls this afternoon! Do you want this kind of philandering man?"

"It just shows that none of those women are suitable for him. I believe I will be the most suitable person for him." The girl said confidently, "If he wasn't so attractive, why would there be so many girls willing to date him? .”

"..." Loki's eyes widened, and his brain went blank for a moment. He continued unwillingly, "Just now a woman killed his child, but he didn't even look at it. You can accept men too?" I don't believe that you still don't give up, he thought proudly.

"Since you want to sever the relationship, you must be ruthless. Who knows if that woman is trying to win back his heart." The girl plausibly excused Thor, "It is better than those men who love to play with ambiguity if they can resolutely sever the relationship." Much stronger."

Loki almost cried out, he was almost driven crazy by this woman, he racked his brains to wipe countless stains on Thor's body, but all of them were wiped clean by the girl in a few words.Looking at Thor, who was downcast, now he is full of energy and radiant, Loki suddenly became annoyed, he pulled off his mask violently, and shouted, "I'll tell you one last thing! I was abandoned by him the day before yesterday! But I still need him, so you better give up, or I will do anything against you." He threatened fiercely, then pulled Thor who was still stupid, closed his eyes and kissed without warning the other's lips.

"..."

"..."

Thor stared and felt as if he was in a dream, which was unreal at all. He unconsciously stretched out his tongue and licked the other's lips, and Loki retreated reflexively as if he had been electrocuted.

Loki covered his mouth in a daze for a while, then coughed lightly, and shouted unnaturally, "Now you can give up!"

The girl was stunned for a long time, she stared blankly at Thor, her mind was in a mess, "Gay—it's actually gay—" she kept muttering, "Why do I like All men are gay—”

Loki couldn't help interjecting, "This is fate."

"Damn fate!" the girl suddenly yelled, and then quickly ran out covering her face.

The last blind date also failed.

Thor didn't pay attention to the girl, he kept staring at Loki, who felt his back trembling at the sight of him, "Well, bye?" He stepped back slowly, ready to run away at any time.

"Loki," Thor said suddenly.

"What are you talking about?" Loki chuckled dryly, pretending to be stupid, "What is Loki? A code? You're calling your companion, right? Let me tell you, I'm not afraid of you. I will always accompany you in a fight."

"You can't beat me." Thor walked over calmly and easily took off Loki's sunglasses, "How long do you want to pretend to be with me?"

"Uh——" Loki glanced at Thor's terrible face, swallowed carefully, and continued to play dumb, "Huh, brother? Why am I here, shouldn't I be in the supermarket." He still pretended He looked around in a circle, making a confused appearance.

"Stop pretending to me." Thor patted the back of his head and said angrily, "If you don't explain it clearly to me, you won't even want to eat pudding in the future."

Loki flattened his mouth aggrieved, "I just don't want those women to be my sister-in-law, I don't like them."

"Come on." Thor didn't believe it at all, "You said before that there are two you like very much."

"..." If you can't get past it once, then continue to fool, Loki pretends to be angry and shouts, "I just don't want you to find a girlfriend!"

"Then why are you helping me on a blind date?"

"..."

He almost forgot about these blind dates and his help, Loki secretly wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, took a deep breath to calm himself down, his mind was still running fast, in order to make up a reasonable explanation for himself.He couldn't directly admit that he arranged a blind date for Thor just to make Thor lose his desire to find a wife.

"At first I wanted to find you a girlfriend, but I liked that girl in the afternoon, but you refused to agree, obviously you were looking for a girlfriend everywhere, but you didn't let me find one, so I'm not happy! He puffed up his cheeks, trying to show his dissatisfaction.

That sounds pretty much Loki's style.Thor believed it without any doubt, he sighed, and patted Loki on the head, "I won't look for it anymore, although it was basically destroyed by you, but it's really tiring, you always can't guess Find out what they're thinking."

Looking at Thor's tired expression, Loki felt a little distressed, and made a random reason to comfort him, "It's okay, I'm actually showing all your bad sides, if they even show your bad side How can I fall in love with you if I can't accept it on one side."

Although he felt that something was wrong, Thor couldn't figure it out for a while, so he gladly accepted Loki's comfort. He walked to the bench by the side of the road and sat down, sighing, "Actually, I am very grateful that you are always here. Come and comfort me when I'm at my worst."

"Because I am the only one who understands what you are thinking best." Loki sat down next to him, raised his chin proudly and said, "Who can understand you better than me, no, I dare say that not even the father, queen mother I will understand you better than I do, and I am the only one who will always be with you, because I know you need me, and no one else can replace you."

Thor laughed, he put his arms around Loki's shoulders, and leaned head-to-head with each other intimately, "So I don't want you to find a girlfriend, if a woman takes up most or all of your time, don't do it again." No one chats with me like I do now."

"Me too." Loki tilted his head, squinted at him, and smiled unusually happily, "For me, you are also irreplaceable by anyone."

Thor hugged Loki in a good mood, and gave him a big hug, "Then let's stop looking for a girlfriend for now?" He asked briskly.

"it is good."

Loki, who buried his face in Thor's chest, raised the corners of his mouth and silently made a V in his heart.Although the process is somewhat different from what was expected, it is enough to achieve the goal.

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Three consecutive shots, counting the early morning ones, today's fourth update [No, this chapter is past 0 o'clock [Bah!

I'm so sleepy, I'm going to take the exam on the 4th, it's so hard, I didn't review QAQ at all