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100 questions about compatibility

Author: Si Cheng, I have an interview here, do you want to participate with Si Zhuo?

Si Cheng (raising eyebrows): Do you think I will let him appear in public and let so many people see him.

Author: If you don't want it, forget it, I'll go find Mr. Boss.

Si Cheng (sneering): How dare you.

Si Zhuo (question): Hey, what are you doing?

Si Cheng (hugging): Brother, let’s go to an event tomorrow~

Si Zhuo (refused): I'm not free tomorrow.

Si Cheng (smiling): ...

Si Zhuo (tears): I mean I'm not free but I'm willing to drop all activities for you! ! !

Si Cheng (Tiger Touch): Be good~~

###The day of the show###

Author: Hehe.Welcome everyone to watch "My Brother is a Ghost Animal". I am the host Di Ya.Our special guest today is... Hey, I haven't told you to sit down yet!And that's my seat! !

Si Zhuo (stunned): Huh?

Si Cheng (simple smile): ...

Author: Okay, enough nonsense, let's start our questioning session right away, so Si Cheng, get out of my seat! ! !

1. Author: Keke, I was rude just now, may I ask your name?

Si Zhuo (contemptuous): People who don't even know the name of this elite are not eligible to watch this program.

Si Cheng (nodding): Brother is right.My (accented) brother was always so awesome.

2. Author: What is the age of Mr. Si Zhuo?

Si Zhuo (more contemptuous): How could this elite tell you.

Author: ...…The age of Mr. Sicheng?

Si Cheng (thinking): Hmm... I won't tell you, brother, right?

3. Author: What is the gender of the two?

Si Zhuo (raising eyebrows): Do you think I look like a woman?

Si Cheng (embracing Si Zhuo): Brother knows whether I am a man or a woman.

4. Author: If you don’t answer the questions properly, I’ll hire someone else!Si Zhuo, I think you have a good relationship with many people...

Si Zhuo (scared): Understood! ! !Please ask questions! ! !

Author: That's right.Cough cough, what is your personality like?

Si Zhuo (calmly): I'm the guy who's so handsome, cool, and terrific... But I'm a low-key person.You know.

Author: What about the character of death.What about Mr. Si Sheng?

Si Cheng (blushing): What kind of personality my brother likes, I will have that kind of personality.

Author: The Emperor of Acting.

5. Author: So what do you think of the other party's personality?

Si Zhuo (blurred out); the pervert doesn't explain.

Si Cheng (frowning): My brother always likes to make me angry... Sure enough, my brother has a personality that needs to be trained~ Is it my brother~~

Si Zhuo (cold sweat): Ha, ha ha...

6. Author: Hehe.So, when did the two meet?Where?

Si Cheng (recall): My brother and I met for the first time in the ward. In that world, my brother finally...

Si Zhuo (interrupted): That's it, let's hurry up to the next question! !

7. Author: Well, what was your first impression of the other party?

Si Cheng (venomous tongue): He is an ordinary person with no merits, and he is a bit silly, with a good use value. Who knows that everything is a disguise of his brother. In the end, his brother actually...

Si Zhuo (interrupted in a panic): Well, of course I think Si Cheng is so handsome, uh, I like Si Cheng very much at first sight! !

Si Cheng (acting like a baby): Thank you brother!I love my brother too! !

8. Author: Si Zhuo, you escaped again.So what do the two like about each other?

Si Cheng (rushing to answer): All of them!My brother also likes everything about me, yes, no, yes, brother?

Si Zhuo (looking at the sky): Ah.

9. Author: So what do you two hate about each other?

Si Zhuo (rushing to answer): All of them!

Si Cheng (blackened smile): Brother, do you still want to play that game tonight~~

Si Zhuo (shaking): I mean, there is nothing annoying about all of them!

Si Cheng (nodding): Well, me too.Thank you brother for loving me so much.

10. Author: Hey, it's only the ninth question, and the coercion has started!Cough cough, do you think you are compatible with the other party?

Si Zhuo (question): Compatibility?What do you mean?

Si Cheng (blinks): Brother~ means 'lucky or not happy with each other'.

Si Zhuo (suddenly realizes): Oh!That's fine.

Si Cheng (nodding): That's it, my brother and I have the best compatibility!

Author: Hehe, compatibility doesn't mean... well, what you said is right, so don't stare at me anymore, Mr. Sicheng! !

11. Author: What do you two call each other?

Si Cheng (acting like a baby): Brother~~

Si Zhuo (thinking): Uh... Hey, what do I usually call you?

Si Cheng (calmly): 'Hey', 'Hey', 'I said'...there are so many ways my brother calls me~

Si Zhuo (laughing dryly): Ha, ha ha...

12. Author: So, how would you like to be called by the other party?

Si Zhuo (seriously): The name is fine.By the way, can you stop calling me brother, you are wearing your original shell now! !

Si Cheng (smiling): If my brother wants to call me 'Master', I don't mind calling him by his name~

Si Zhuo (fried hair): Impossible! ! ! !

Si Cheng (touching his head): My brother called me all night last night...

Author: Keke! !This is the 12th question and Gao Neng is really a real man! !

13. Author: Next question, if you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you two think of each other?

Si Cheng (contemptuously): How can my brother be compared to those livestock, right brother~

Si Zhuo (seriously): Dog.

Author: Huh?Why?

Si Zhuo (with a bitter face): protect food.

14. Author: Excuse me, if you want to give a gift to the other party, will Mr. Si Zhuo give it?

Si Zhuo (more bitter): What are you giving me, I can't afford anything...

Author: What a tragedy, then Mr. Si Cheng?

Si Cheng (embraces): Of course I will give myself to my brother!Brother is not happy~

15. Author: So what gift do you want for yourself?

Si Cheng (frowning): A gift... Sure enough, it's my brother's oath!The oath of never escaping that my brother cried out!

Si Zhuo (shaking): Hey, stop thinking about such impossible things!In my words, I probably hope that there will be a lot of soft girls...

Si Cheng (squinting eyes): My brother is also delusional~

16. Author: Are there any dissatisfaction between the two of you?What is it normally?

Si Zhuo (clenching his fist): Too many!For example, the perverted desire to control and possess, and always force me to do... Uh... Anyway, it's too much! !

Si Cheng (with teary eyes): Brother~ Do you hate me so much?Sure enough, my brother owes me some training...

Si Zhuo (surprised): Nani!What shameful things did you say with your innocent face! !

17. Author: Calm down, calm down.Cough cough, next question, what is your problem?

Si Zhuo (screaming): The problem with this elite is that he is too good! !

Author: Well, it's narcissism, and it looks like a scumbag.What about Mr. Si Sheng?

Si Cheng (contemplation): My words...probably have a little obsessive-compulsive disorder...

Si Zhuo (rebuttal): What!You call it a little bit!You are simply the embodiment of this symptom!Hmm, it's still the materialization of Shaking S! !

Author: Mr. Si Zhuo's death problem can be corrected in time...

Si Cheng (nodding): I will train my brother well~

18. Author: What do the two of you think is wrong with each other?

Si Cheng (answering immediately): To die.

Si Zhuo (answering immediately): Abnormal.

Author: Hehe.

19. Author: Then, what kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Si Zhuo (recalling): It's not good... probably it's time to restrict my freedom.That's super annoying! !

Si Cheng (supporting his chin): When my brother said he was going to leave.And my brother wants to kill...

Si Zhuo (interrupted): Haha, no matter what Si Cheng does to me, I won't feel unhappy! !

20. Author: Such a blunt change of subject.Forget it, so what did you do to make the other person unhappy?

Si Cheng (pouting): When I want to get close to my brother, my brother will slap me away...

Si Zhuo (blue veins): Whose family and brother are getting close on the bed! !You brat! !Ah, he will be upset when I ignore him.

Si Cheng (hugging): I was very unhappy when my brother said he was going to leave me!

Si Zhuo (calmly): I said that when you left, you were not unhappy but turned black.It's not that bad anymore.

21. Author: How far is the relationship between the two of you?

Si Zhuo (looking at the sky): He has done everything that should be done, and he has forced him to do things that should not be done...

Si Cheng (sweet smile): My brother and I are lovers~ We will never be separated~

22. Author: Where did the two meet for the first time?

Si Zhuo (peas eyes): Dating?What's that?Can I eat it?

Si Cheng (smiling softly): My brother is shy again~ My first date with my brother was...was...

Si Zhuo (contemptuously): We haven't had a date, have we?

Si Cheng (nods): My brother and I have always been together, dating all the time~

26. Author: Hehe.I haven't had a date.Then skip directly to No.20 Six Questions.Cough cough, what kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Si Cheng (grievance): My brother didn’t tell me his birthday~

Si Zhuo (twitching the corner of his mouth): Hey, that's because I don't know my own birthday either.Besides, didn't you make up your own birthday?

27. Author: Alright, next question, which side of the two confessed first?

Si Cheng (bright smile): Of course it’s me~ I like my brother the most.

Author: I am confessing to you all the time.

Si Zhuo (calmly): I'm used to it.

28. Author: How much do you like each other?

Si Cheng (hugging Si Zhuo): I like it so much that I can't stand my brother leaving~ Is my brother the same as me?

Si Zhuo (hesitating): Oh oh.

29. Author: So, do you love each other?

Si Cheng (hugs tighter): Of course, I love my brother so much that I want to kill him~ Then my brother will never leave me.

Si Zhuo (scared): Calm down, impulsivity is the devil! ! !

Si Cheng (sweet smile): But it’s better if the brother is still alive~

30. Author: I was taken aback.Cough cough, may I ask, what did the other party say that makes you feel wrong?

Si Zhuo (pretending to be 13): I'm not afraid of anything he says.

Si Cheng (blinks): I can't help what my brother says~ Is it my brother?

Si Zhuo (nodding hastily): Ah, yes yes yes...

Author: It doesn't look like that at all.

31. Author: If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Si Zhuo (star-eyed): I will send a lot of delicious food to the person who changed his mind as a thank you! !

Si Cheng (squinting eyes): Brother, brother.

Si Zhuo (Nei Niu): I mean I will teach that person a hard lesson QAQ...

Si Cheng (smiling): I will also teach the person who seduced my brother ruthlessly~

32. Author: Si Cheng, put away your murderous intent.Well, can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Si Cheng (smiles bigger): Of course, I will never blame my brother.

Si Zhuo (shaking): Hey, your expression is not forgiving at all, hey! !Me, a tolerant person like me will certainly forgive me~ I should say thank you~

Si Cheng (turning to look at Si Zhuo): Brother, I heard you.

Si Zhuo (stumbling): Well, that means me, I will never blame you, um.

Si Cheng (nodding): Thank you brother for believing in me so much~

33. Author: Hehe.What if the other person is more than an hour late for an appointment?Well you haven't dated.Then the next question is, which part of the other party do you like the most?

Si Zhuo (fried hair): Hey, this is called a horse question!

Si Cheng (seriously): I like my brother's whole body very much.Well, the one I like the most is my brother's eyes.I like it so much that I can't wait to dig it out and collect it~

Author: So brutal!

Si Zhuo (looking at the sky at 45 degrees): Just get used to it.real.

35. Author: Keke, may I ask, what kind of behavior is the most seductive for the other party?

Si Zhuo (scratching his head): How is that possible!

Si Cheng (recalling): When my brother was drunk, when he was in the shower, when he was in bed, and when he was angry...

Si Zhuo (exploding again): Don't talk nonsense!How could I...

Si Cheng (Shun Mao): My brother is shy again~

36. Author: When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Si Zhuo (frowning): My heart is beating faster... I know, it's when I talk to other people, but ignore him!

author:? ? ?

Si Zhuo (with lingering fear): When Emma saw the look in his eyes, my little heart almost jumped out!

Author: Well, what we are talking about seems to be in a different sense... Well, you don’t understand it.What about Mr. Si Sheng?

Si Cheng (blush): As long as I'm with my brother, my heart beats faster. If you don't believe me, touch me.

Si Zhuo (blue veins): Where are you putting my hand! ! !

37. Author: Ladies and gentlemen, we haven't reached the last fifty questions yet!Be reserved! !Next question, have the two lied to each other?Are you good at lying?

Si Cheng (cracking): How could I lie to my brother~ I won’t lie~

Si Zhuo (contemptuously): Hehe.What you said is lying.

Author: feel the same.What about Mr. Si Zhuo?

Si Zhuo (hesitating): Me, I won't lie either.

Author: Well, you two are basically the same! !

38. Author: Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Si Sheng (calmly): Do/love.

Si Zhuo (crazy): Ahhh Si Cheng, shut up! ! !I am the happiest when you are far away from me without explaining! ! !

Si Cheng (smiling softly): Brother is always shy~

39. Author: Hehe.Have the two ever quarreled?

Si Cheng (blinks his eyes): Why would I quarrel with my brother~ Am I right brother~

Si Zhuo (intimidated by his eyes): Oh.

Author: Mingming was arguing just now.

42. Author: Alright, since the two of you are bold enough to say that you have never quarreled, let's skip to the second question of No.40.Excuse me, do the two still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Si Cheng (without thinking): Of course.It's not hope, but my brother will definitely be with me forever, brother, are you right?

Si Zhuo (turning his head): Who can say for sure about the next life.

Si Cheng (nods): What brother said is true.Then I can only take good care of this life.It is bound to make my brother's body and mind forever inseparable from me.Just start tonight.

Si Zhuo (tears): I was wrong, I mean we will be together in reincarnation.So tonight is it just...

Si Cheng (laughs without saying a word): ...

43. Author: When will you feel loved?

Si Zhuo (answering immediately): Never.

Si Cheng (grievance): Brother~ I love you~

Si Zhuo (righteous words): If you really love someone, you will wish him happiness, such as letting me find a soft girl.

Si Cheng (silent): Si Zhuo.

Si Zhuo (stunned): Huh?

Si Cheng (bright smile): You dare to leave me and try. SM you.

Si Zhuo (waterfall tears): I knew...

Author: Then, when will Mr. Sicheng feel loved?

Si Cheng (laughing innocently): Of course it was on the bed, my brother was crying and begging me to fuck him, I...

Si Zhuo (covering Si Cheng's mouth): Next question! ! !

44. Author: How do you express your love?

Si Cheng (confirmed): Protect my brother and prevent him from being hurt by others.

Author: Is to imprison Play.

Si Zhuo (proud): My love, marry a soft girl, and have many children!

Author: Mr. Si Zhuo, please don't play tricks anymore, you have to come to the show tomorrow... By the way, can you still come tomorrow!

45. Author: Excuse me, when will you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

Si Cheng (bows his head): My brother wants to leave me, and he pointed a gun at me to kill me...

Si Zhuo (interrupting, changing the subject abruptly): I can feel his strong love all the time. I am very moved, so let's move on to the next question! !

46. ​​Author: Black History God... Hehe.Which flower do you two think is suitable for each other?

Si Zhuo (slanting eyes): Do you think Youhua can match his ferocity?

Si Cheng (tooting): How can mere plants be worthy of my brother~ If there are such flowers...all of them will be extinct!

Author: Really cruel...

47. Author: Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Si Zhuo (simultaneously): No! ! !

Si Cheng (simultaneously): No.

Author: It seems that there is.

Si Cheng (calmly): Brother, let’s have an in-depth exchange tonight, about the fact that you hid it from me...

Si Zhuo (pretending to be deaf): Uh...I suddenly lost my hearing...

48. Author: Hehe.Next question, where does your inferiority complex come from?By the way, do you have the so-called inferiority complex?

Si Cheng (lonely): Brother has many...

Author: Oh, the many suitors of Mr. Si Zhuo are the source of your inferiority complex.

Si Cheng (blackened smile): ...There are so many people who are an eyesore, hehe, don't even try to get close to your brother, all of you should die!

author:………

Si Zhuo (raising his head): Will this elite feel inferior!

49. Author: Excuse me, is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Si Zhuo (frankly): There is nothing to keep secret.

Si Cheng (moved): Brother...

Si Zhuo (firm): We are just ordinary friends.

Si Cheng (sweet smile): Brother, it seems you won’t be able to come to the show tomorrow~~

50. Author: Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Si Zhuo (reluctantly): Yes.

Si Cheng (nodding): Be good.My brother finally told the truth~ I'm so happy~

Author: Mr. Si Cheng The show is over, so please take back that threatening look, please!Didn't Mr. Si Zhuo answer according to your idea? !

Si Cheng (touching Si Zhuo's head): Brother, let's go home.

Si Zhuo (self-hypnosis): This is an illusion, this is an illusion, this is an illusion, this is an illusion... This is fucking reality! !Also let people live! ! !

The author has something to say: Author: The last [-] questions are still being coded~ ummmada~ please collect them~~ um.