How can a thousand crematoriums be enough?

All the way in a daze, Yu Mao walked on the street for an unknown amount of time, until his stomach began to complain, and his eyes became more focused.

He bought two knife-cut steamed buns, and Yu Mao sat on the side of the road and ate them.

The white flour was well-haired, fluffy and fluffy, and the hot air from the oven dyed Yu Mao's pale fingertips light red.

Yu Mao didn't know where he should go. He originally left the village to ask for medicine, but now that his mother passed away, it was meaningless for him to go back to the village.

In such a big world, he couldn't find a place to return to.

A plain white hand suddenly appeared, took the steamed bun from Yu Mao's hand, and handed over half a wrapped roast chicken instead.

Yu Mao was taken aback for a moment, then raised his head to find that it was Ji Han.

"No one is here, what are you acting for?" Ji Han pulled Yu Mao up from the ground.

Facing those teary eyes, Ji Han's heart trembled, and he hugged him into his arms.Knowing that the other party is acting, but still can't help the anger in his heart, wanting to beat Yu Yi to ashes.

The original sad atmosphere suddenly disappeared, and Yu Mao couldn't help laughing as he looked at the oily roast chicken in his hands.

"This roast chicken doesn't suit you at all, why would you buy it?"

Jihan just watched Yu Mao complete the transformation from a miserable little pitiful to a heartless little bastard in an instant, and suddenly felt that he must have had a brain twitch when he felt distressed just now.

"Whether you like to eat or not." Ji Han reached out to grab it.

"Of course." Yu Mao dodged Jihan's hand to snatch the roast chicken, and opened his mouth to take a big mouthful, the mouth was glistening with oil.

"Hmm..." Yu Mao snatched back his steamed bun from Jihan's hand, pulled a piece of chicken into it, and ate it even more deliciously.

"Brother Jihan~ I have nowhere to go now, so you can take me in." Yu Mao looked at Jihan and pouted pitifully.

Ji Han raised his hand and wiped off the grease stains on the corner of Yu Mao's mouth without hesitation, and asked lightly, "If I don't come, where are you going?"

Yu Mao smiled, "Then go back to that small village, live a life of yellow cabbage, and then come to me when Xiao Yiyi regrets it."

Ji Han looked at Yu Mao's confident expression, "Are you so sure that he will come to you?"

Yu Mao took another big bite of the chicken, and after swallowing it, he asked, "Brother Jihan, from your point of view, who does Little Yiyi really love?"

Ji Han was silent, "...you."

Anyone with eyes can see that Yu Yi has long been in love with Yu Mao, but because the dead always have a filter, the living can never win.

Only then did Yu Mao come up with a "good word" to force Yu Yi to see his heart clearly.He had to admit that he had long fallen in love with Yu Mao who he thought was a double.After losing that layer of filter, the white moonlight in my heart is actually nothing more than that.

"Hee hee, who can resist my charm." Yu Mao proudly poked Ji Han's face, "Brother Ji Han, why don't you take advantage of it? I'm in a window of time now, and it's easy to fall Oh."

Ji Han understood Yu Mao's meaning, "Do you want me to act with you?"

"That's right!" Yu Mao snapped his fingers.

He originally planned to take the path of sadness, but the appearance of Jihan gave him a good inspiration.

What if Xiao Yiyi finds out that the person he used as a substitute has found a better person who treats him wholeheartedly?

"Acting is fine, pay." Ji Han raised his eyebrows and looked at Yu Mao who was immersed in his fantasy.

"Remuneration?" Yu Mao came back to his senses, "Brother Jihan, why do you still care about my reward?"

"I'm not Bai Gong." Ji Han pinched Yu Mao's face, "Change back first."

Yu Mao changed back to its original appearance as promised, then hugged Jihan's arm and acted coquettishly, "Brother Jihan~ Why do we have to pay for such a good relationship, it's too weird."

Seeing that Jihan was unmoved, Yu Mao curled his lips, "Then according to what you said, should you be rewarded for kissing me so many times? I didn't kiss me for nothing."

"Don't try to kiss me again in the future." Yu Mao said, covering his mouth with both hands, firmly expressing his position that he wanted to prostitute a co-star for nothing.

"..." Ji Han's eyebrows twitched, and he was speechless at Yu Mao's shameless words.

"What is our relationship?" Ji Han asked.

Yu Mao paused, it was this question again.

He knew that Jihan wanted him to say that the two were lovers, but...

Yu Mao didn't know what kind of feelings he had for Ji Han, if he said he liked it, he must have liked it, otherwise he wouldn't have allowed him to approach him, but it wasn't really love.

At least Yu Mao felt that if the system's standard was used to score it, it would be worthy of 60.

Let's put it this way, it's okay to kiss and hug at ordinary times, but if Ji Han affects Yu Mao's mission, Yu Mao thinks he will choose the mission.

"We are... Pao/Friends!" Yu Mao thought for a while, and said righteously.

"..." Jihan knew the meaning of this word, and because he knew it, his face immediately turned dark.

He clasped Yu Mao's waist with one hand, and rubbed the back of Yu Mao's neck with the other hand inexplicably. Ji Han's deep voice sounded a little dangerous.

"According to what you said, shouldn't we do something in line with the relationship tonight?"

At dusk, the afterglow of the setting sun shone on Jihan's face, and his fan-like eyelashes cast a shadow, making his expression more serious, without any hint of joking.

Yu Mao shivered, tightened his neck, and smiled obsequiously, "Don't be angry, I was just joking, if you don't want to be a freelancer, I can play it myself."

The hand gripping the nape of the neck paused for a moment, Ji Han looked at Yu Mao and said calmly, "Act by yourself? Go to that kind of dilapidated village to eat bran and swallow vegetables, and wash your face with tears?"

Ji Han had no doubts about Yu Mao's dedication to work. As long as he could complete the task, the living conditions were almost nothing, even self-harm.Even if there is no audience, Yu Mao, who has entered the play, will continue to act on his own.

Just like just now, even though there were no related people around, Yu Mao was still immersed in acting alone.

"That's right." Yu Mao nodded, and then looked at Ji Han, "Look at how pitiful I am, so Brother Ji Han, take me in."

"When Xiao Yiyi comes to the door, can't you just hate him?"

I don't know which sentence touched Ji Han, but Yu Mao felt that it was the second sentence.

Jihan let go, "Then take you in."

"Brother Jihan, you are so kind." Yu Mao consciously put his head up, smiled and offered a "sweet kiss", "Then let's go."

three days later

Ever since Ji Han brought Yu Mao back to the Immortal Realm, rumors from all walks of life have become more and more outrageous.

Some said that the Immortal Venerable had discovered some rare treasures, and his cultivation had greatly improved; The missing lover... In short, there are many things to say, and Yu Mao admires the brains of those people.

Except for the Demon King and Ghost King who already knew what was going on with the Immortal Venerable, the other realms were still ignorant.

The two of them really hid it too well. Many spies did investigations both openly and secretly, but they couldn't find out exactly what the Immortal Venerable was doing on this busy trip.

"If you want me to tell you, this immortal is also an infatuated species." The demon king raised his head and drank the wine in the cup, and said with a smile to the ghost king who came to exchange the situation.

"He brought a person back to the Immortal Realm a few days ago." The Ghost King said as he rubbed his broken horn.

"Tsk, I wanted to see the plight of the other people, but I found it just like this." The demon king was very dissatisfied, thinking that he and the ghost king were the only ones being beaten violently, it was extremely unbalanced.

"I always thought that man was unfathomable before, but now he can actually do this kind of drama of chasing his wife." The demon king smiled, "It really doesn't save any face, it's not as good as this king."

The Ghost King took a sip of his wine, "You better talk less, you can't beat him."

As soon as these words came out, the demon king immediately felt a pain in the severed tail, and quickly closed his mouth.

"Drink and drink, let's not talk."

Fairyland

"Brother Jihan~" A familiar voice came, and Jihan, who was reading a book, was unmoved.

He must have come up with some crazy idea again, trying to play tricks on people.

Yu Mao pouted, dissatisfied with Jihan's attitude.

Putting down the trinkets in his hands, his expression became weeping, and his voice was also resentful and tactful.

"Sure enough, men are big pigs, and they don't cherish them when they get them. How nice they said before you lied to me, but now that you have tricked me, you just ignore it..."

"After all, I paid by mistake... I want to go back to Xiao Yiyi, I want to hug Xiao Yiyi, I want Xiao Yiyi to kiss me..."

Blue veins popped up on the forehead, Ji Han's eyebrows twitched, and he finally raised his head from the book.

There was a plum blossom on that cold and handsome face, just at the end of the eyes, making it look gorgeous and coquettish, completely opposite to Ji Han's temperament.

It is undoubtedly Yu Mao's masterpiece.

Walking over and covering the little mouth that was still chattering and clamoring for Yu Yi, Ji Han took a deep breath, "What do you want to do?"

Yu Mao blinked innocently and pouted.

Ji Han let go of his hand, waiting for Yu Mao to speak.

"I'm bored, Xiaohanhan, you don't even play with me." Yu Mao stared at Jihan, as if staring at a heartless scumbag.

Ji Han pinched the soft flesh on both sides of Yu Mao's face, and then pulled it up with a little force, like a chipmunk with its mouth full of snacks.

"If I remember correctly, you just painted plum blossoms on my face a quarter of an hour ago on the grounds of practicing painting skills." And he was not allowed to wipe it off.

Yu Mao smiled when he heard the words, hugged Jihan and rubbed against him, "I like you Xiaohanhan, you see, I don't pester others, I only pester you if I like you."

Jihan has heard too many sweet words like this in the past three days. Whenever Yu Mao wants to do something, or wants him to do something, he will first say a lot of sweet words that make his teeth fall out. Come to coax people.

But knowing it well, knowing it well, Ji Han still indulged, and lightly pinched that limp face, "Say it, what do you want to do?"

"Actually, it's nothing." Yu Mao looked at Ji Han with a smile, "It's just a small favor."

The more Yu Mao said that, the more ominous Ji Han felt.

"That's right. After I came back, Lao Song came to see me and asked me where I was." Yu Mao said while looking at Ji Han's expression, "I just said that I found a wife, and after a long time, I finally got her. .Lao Song and the others were very curious and asked me to find time to show them..."

"..." Ji Han's face turned dark, and there was no need for Yu Mao to continue, he understood the other party's plan.

Impossible, women's clothing is absolutely impossible!

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The author has something to say:

Yu Mao: A scumbag, you lied to me about your feelings, and you won't cherish it if you get it!

Ji Han: You are the one who is least qualified to say this.